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Text Chapter 584: Finale

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    First update The flat-chested policewoman grabbed the handcuffs placed on the bedside and shouted: "Dear bad guy Xiaobai, I am going to prosecute you for bigamy now and arrest you and lock you up for ten or eight years" "Hey  , no" Lin Bai sweated profusely.  ¡°If you don¡¯t want to be caught by me, just come with me to get a certificate!¡± the flat-chested policewoman said seriously.  "Hey, applying for a certificate with you means bigamy plus bigamy, and the crime is increased by one degree?" Lin Bai complained: "Let's go to a foreign country to apply for a certificate. It's safer?" "No, my father is an old man  You're old-fashioned and won't recognize foreign marriage certificates. You can only use those from your own country. But don't worry, even if you apply for countless marriage certificates in your own country, as long as no one reports you, you won't be arrested!" Flat-chested policewoman is serious!  Authentic: "If the people do not promote, the officials do not investigate This has been a tradition since ancient times, and now is no exception! Of course I will not sue my dear husband, and I believe Qianqian will not go either." Lin Bai covered his face  : "Hey, you are a law enforcement officer. You know the law and break ityou are even better than ordinary people in exploiting loopholes in the law." "Who is to blame for this?" The flat-chested policewoman waved her handcuffs like a butterfly: "Not yet.  You, a heartless man with no sense of moral integrity, have harmed me. Now I want to ask you, do you want to prove it?¡± ¡°Of course I did!¡± Lin Bai said with a grimace, ¡°I don¡¯t want to be arrested and imprisoned for ten years.¡±  "Eight years." The ferocious face of the flat-chested policewoman instantly turned into a smile: "As long as you are willing to talk, you will go home with me to meet my parents, treat relatives and colleagues to dinner, and buy wedding candies, wow."  There are a lot of things to do, so happy" Lin Bai covered his face: Damn, you are cheating.  Marrying this woman is much more troublesome than other women, it is simply a suffering.  But then I thought about it again.  If you marry a wife and are not even willing to do small things like hosting a wedding banquet and treating her to dinner, then what kind of man is he?  Where is the responsibility of men?  Are you marrying a wife and buying a maid?  Thinking of this, Lin Bai patted his chest: "Don't worry, I'll keep it on my body." The flat-chested policewoman went to work happily, but the one-armed woman had a sad look on her face, because the flat-chested policewoman had a family and could also hold a wedding banquet.  But the one-armed woman is a lonely person.  She doesn't even have a natal family, and now she has a man, but she doesn't know who to tell her the good news. Thinking of this, I feel quite sad.  Lin Bai took her one arm and said softly: "Don't think too much. Although you didn't have a family before, you will have one in the future. Everyone in our family will become your relatives. We will be together in the years to come.  Life will never let you be alone again." "Well!" The one-armed woman became happy: "I understand, I will definitely get along with the sisters at home" An hour later.  Lin Bai was sitting on a wicker chair in front of his house basking in the sun when he heard an earth-shattering sound of fighting coming from the backyard. It turned out that the one-armed woman and Blood Phoenix No. 4 were fighting again: "Hey, hey. We promised to be friendly. Where did they get along? After dinner, Lin Bai lay lazily on the wicker chair in front of his house. The sunset slowly sank from the western sky, and the street lights on the old street lit up one after another. It started. Supergirl just came back from get off work at this time. She was exhausted, but she was not in a hurry to go home. Instead, she sat at the barbecue stall across the street and greeted Ye Qing with a smile: "Sister Ye, give it to me. Here are some skewers that can be eaten as a meal. I came home too late today and didn¡¯t catch up with the meal. I¡¯m so hungry now.  " Ye Qing smiled and said: "Okay, wait a minute, I will grill you some meat skewers and potatoes, and then grill a fish.  ¡± The sound of sizzling barbecue rang out and green smoke filled the air. Many old neighbors also came out after dinner and watching the News Network. Slowly, more and more people were at the barbecue stall. The old neighbors gathered here to chat and play.  Shit, it¡¯s so unpleasant. Suddenly, a lot of women appeared on the street, walking towards Lin Bai noisily. Lin Bai took a closer look, oh my god, it¡¯s the mixed-race Lolita Blood Phoenix No. 1 again?  Seeing Lin Bai at the front of the group of female killers, she smiled awkwardly and said: "Sorry, I have to stay at your house again.  " "Going bankrupt again?  Lin Bai asked angrily. "Wellit's bankrupt again."  Blood Phoenix No. 1 smiled helplessly: "None of these shameless subordinates can do anything serious except murder. Our modeling company owes a large debt to European banks this time, so we have no choice but to run away."  " Lin Bai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I said, who am I to you?  You come to me every time you go bankrupt, do you think I'm easy to bully?  " Blood Phoenix No. 1 did not speak, but Jade Tiger No. 2's head stuck out from behind her: "Don't say that, you are just staying with us for a few days. This kind of trivial matter doesn't cost you much effort.  No big deal, let's just pay the corresponding price.  ¡± ¡°You clearly broke the rulesSorry, I owe a huge debt, where can I find the price to pay me?  " Before Lin Bai finished speaking, Yuhu No. 2 jumped into his arms and pressed his plump breasts against Lin Bai's chest: "I will sleep with you tonight as a reward for taking us in.  , what do you think?  " Jade Tiger No. 2 is very beautiful and full of exotic amorous feelings. What man doesn't like it? Lin Bai was about to agree. Suddenly, a foot stretched out from the side and kicked Yuhu No. 2 far away with a thud.  , this foot belongs to Blood Leopard No. 4, she stood with her hands on her hips and said: "Jade Tiger No. 2, you are such a shameless woman, you actually want to take advantage of this opportunity to get into power, get out of here.  "After saying that, she turned to Lin Bai and said: "Yuhu No. 2 is not delicious, and that woman has no interest at all. It's better for me to sleep with youI am the best" Before she could finish her words, another foot was kicked.  He reached over and kicked Blood Leopard No. 4 away. This time it was Black Cat No. 1 who came forward The female killers fought together and fought hard to grab the man. Blood Phoenix No. 1  The leader had no choice but to come out with a red face to smooth things over: "Don't make any noise, what's the point?  Let¡¯s rank by seniority¡± ¡°Let¡¯s rank by seniority?  "The female killers suddenly understood and said together: "I see, isn't the leader ranked first in terms of seniority?  Wow, Captain, it turns out you also have such a plan" So, the reconciliation failed, and even Blood Phoenix No. 1 was involved in the melee! Lin Bai and this group of shameless women have no reason to talk.  He drove them all into the teleportation array and let them live in the Demon King's Palace. Of course, this did not mean that Lin Bai had no idea about them. They would definitely find a dark and windy night and go to the Demon King's Palace another day.  Go deal with them one by one, humph, don't expect the woman who entered my uncle's harem to escape unscathed. When she returned to the old street, the ferocious Loli also appeared at the barbecue stall.  She was full of jewelry, all made of platinum, including platinum rings, platinum necklaces, platinum bracelets, platinum anklets, platinum earrings In short, she was dressed in silver, and paired with her princess dress, it was simply sparkling.  Little Loli. ¡°Dad, do I look good dressed like this?  ¡°You¡¯re so good-looking, oh my, your eyes are so sparkling¡± ¡°These are all cut from the stars my father gave me, and then melted into these jewelry, hehe Look, I also have one made of platinum.  electric saw.  "The ferocious lolita raised the chainsaw in her hand. The silver light was shining, damn, this chainsaw is really made of platinum. Such a chainsaw obviously cannot be used. It only has the appearance of a chainsaw. " Lin Bai  Crazy: "Hey, if such a big chainsaw is made of pure platinum, it will be very heavy.  You, a mere little lolita, can actually lift it?  " "My arm strength is very strong.  " "It's too strong!  "Lin Bai was unable to complain. What kind of lolita is this? She is simply a monster. He was chatting and playing with the lolita. He saw the old neighbors forming a circle and seemed to be talking to the people in the circle. Lin Bai came closer.  Looking over, I realized that the person surrounded by the old neighbors was the Thirty-two Father-in-law. He was frothing at the mouth and boasting about something to the neighbors. Lin Bai smiled and asked, "What are you talking about?"  " Jin Qiaoqiao was actually among the onlookers. She smiled and said: "The thirty-second father-in-law is planning to write a new novel and is discussing his ideas with the neighbors" "Oh?  What new book are you planning to write?  " Lin Bai came and became interested. The thirty-second father-in-law was frothing and said: "I plan to write a book called "Meng Niang's Journey to the West", telling the story of a handsome Tang Monk who went to the West to worship Buddha and propose marriage.  " "Wait a minute, are you sure you are praying to Buddha for marriage, not for sutras?  " The thirty-second father-in-law said proudly: "Yes, I am praying to Buddha to ask for my hand in marriage, hehe Come, let me tell you the story of the new book" Encountering Demons 2015, Xiniu Hezhou, Daleiyin Temple, Miss Rulai  She is over 28 years old and has an older daughter, but she still cannot get married. The gods and Buddhas are so worried about Miss Rulai's marriage that they can't do anything The reason is that Miss Rulai is a super homebody who never leaves the house and spends every day.  She spends all her time playing games and watching cartoons in the boudoir, and even refuses to participate in the most important blind date. At this point, she can only let good men come to her home directly, but there are many men in the world who are willing to take the initiative.  The man who asked to marry a super otaku was very rare and could not be found at all. The gods and Buddhas spent a lot of effort and finally found a good man in the Tang Dynasty in Dongsheng Shenzhou, Sister Guanyin herself.  After some deception, this man was deceived and embarked on the road to worship Buddha in the West and seek marriage "White Dragon Horse is a must, and three disciples are a must. Of course, the Nine-Nine-Eighty-One Difficulty is also indispensable. This is "  The story of "Meng Niang's Journey to the West"! Tang Monk rides a horse and pulls, followed by?? Sun Wukong Sun Wukong, running fast, followed by Zhu Bajie Zhu Bajie, with a long nose, followed by Monk Sha Monk Sha, holding a gong, followed by an old witch "Note, there is already a novel with the same name on the market, so  "When you read the book "Meng Niang's Journey to the West", you must pay attention to whether the author's name is Thirty-two Eunuch, otherwise you will buy the wrong book," said Thirty-two Eunuch, pretending to be serious.  "Oh no, what kind of bullshit idea are you talking about?" Lin Bai kicked the thirty-second father-in-law in the face: "Go to hell!" The girls gathered around with a roar of laughter and looked at Lin Bai  Kick the thirty-two father-in-law around like a ball The female devil and the demon flower girl stood behind Lin Bai hand in hand. The other girls gathered around, forming a big circle. A harmonious and happy life was still there.  As it continued, the female devil raised her head, looked at the night stars in the sky, and couldn't help but sigh: "So happy" (End of the book) (Screenwriter Thirty-two Father-in-law) (Producer Thirty-two Father-in-law)  ) (DirectorThirty-two Eunuch) (PhotographyThirty-two Eunuch) (PropsThirty-two Eunuch) (DubbingThirty-two Eunuch) (MusicThirty-two Eunuch) (Acknowledgments  Thirty-two Father-in-law) Wait It¡¯s not over yet According to the convention of horror movies, there should be hidden Easter eggs after the subtitles Marvel world, the headquarters of the Alliance of Evil A woman with oil paint on her face  Walking into the headquarters of the Evil Alliance, she had an excellent figure. It could be said that she was so graceful that she had no friends. Unfortunately, the paint on her face obscured her appearance. I didn¡¯t know if she was beautiful or ugly The woman looked at the anxious man sitting in the front seat.  Red Skull said: "What? You just suffered a little setback, and you are afraid? Don't you dare to invade the human world again? Hahaha Don't be afraid, since this girl has inherited the title of the new generation of clowns, she will definitely let her  Those stupid heroes know the power of the League of Evil! And that new generation of Superman, Lin Bai, hehe, as long as I gently hook my finger, I can make him fall under my pomegranate skirt and turn him into a villain.  It¡¯s also easyHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha¡± The silver-bell-like laughter of the new generation of female clowns echoed in the headquarters of the Evil Alliance  The whole book is really finished) (To be continued)
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