A mayor covered his forehead with his hands and said in horror: "Oh, God, what did I see? This is not true. Has London been occupied?" At this time, London was like a hell on earth, and the city was raging. The fire was still burning and I wanted to use nearby firefighting equipment, but found that the water pump had completely stopped working. " As a last resort, fire engines were brought in from other places, but the city of London had been burning for many days. Just relying on a few fire engines could not quench the thirst, and even the fires in the suburbs could not be extinguished. After hundreds of fire trucks were brought in to put out the fire for three consecutive days but no progress was made, everyone present had no choice but to give up the plan to put out the fire and instead tried their best to evacuate the people. With the arrival of a large number of police from the southern part of England, they were like flies that had discovered smelly meat, and they also swarmed in. All the major newspapers were happy to think that there was major news in London, and they rushed to cover it. However, when the major British media sent reporters to London, looking at the raging fires in the entire city in front of them and the millions of refugees outside London, no reporter could smile. came out. With the British reporter¡¯s interview being made public, countries all over the world learned that just recently, the British capital was actually breached and burned to the ground. Seeing this news, the whole world was in an uproar. The capital of the majestic British Empire was burned down to ashes. Heads of state from all over the world immediately sent greetings and expressed condolences for Britain's experience. However, the heads of state found that they did not know who to express their condolences to. Whether it was the Prime Minister or the Queen, the Minister of Finance or the Prince, they all died in the fire. In the end, the grief-stricken heads of state could only express their sadness to their respective cameras. German Chancellor Schroeder said to the camera with a sad face: "I feel deeply sad for the British people, and hope they recover from the pain soon." But, deep down in my heart. Schroeder's stomach almost twitched with laughter. Schroeder said in his heart: Damn, that's good. Burn these British guys to death. These damn bastards deserve to die. Why didn't we burn more people? . It can¡¯t help but that the German Chancellor and the capitals of various countries around the world laughed heartily after expressing their deep condolences. There are several countries in the world that have not been invaded by the British. If it weren't for being unable to defeat Britain, if it wasn't for the protection of the United Kingdom, Britain would have been massacred seventeen or eight times by countries around the world. The British who were not affected by this disaster have always been curious about why the country's military did not appear in time. A reporter from the British ABC TV station gave the answer. While people were nervously carrying out rescue operations, ABC reporters came to another corner of the city and found the corpses of tens of thousands of British soldiers. However, what they saw in front of them could no longer be described as corpses, because. This is a huge blood cell with a diameter of two hundred meters. From this blood ball, blood was still flowing out. Some timid reporters saw this blood ball. He was so frightened that he collapsed and kept making heart-rending screams. Seeing this scene, people thought in horror. What happened to the city of London? How could such a terrible thing happen? The fire in London lasted for three months, and the other five major industrial areas also burned for a full month. These six places basically occupy half of London's territory. It can be said that half of Britain is burning in raging fires. When the whole of Britain fell into an atmosphere of sadness, these British people no longer lived up to their original arrogance, and there were crying and desperate people everywhere. However, compared with the pain their ancestors caused to other countries, it was just a drop in the bucket. It was not until three months later that the fire in London was finally extinguished in a heavy rain. At this time, reporters from all over the world finally followed the police into the city. On the eve of entering, several mayors of London decided to enter together after discussion, and asked the police present to automatically sign up. Everyone knew that the scene inside must be very terrifying, so they could only sign up automatically, otherwise, if you dare, Young people will be frightened and collapse as soon as they enter. The rain has not stopped yet. The dark clouds in the sky are black, the rain is also black, the buildings on the ground are black, and the dead are also black. People seem to have entered a black space. The streets were littered with human corpses, some were burned to death, some were choked to death, and more were hacked to death with knives. Looking at the shocking wounds on their bodies, people could not imagine what kind of corpses they had. Crazy troops were carrying out massacres in the city. ¡°The thing people want to go to most is Buckingham Palace, because the Queen and the Prince were in Buckingham Palace that day. However, when people arrived, they saw only black ruins.We know that there is absolutely no way there is anyone alive here. Just as people were preparing to leave, many reporters saw this stone monument. After all, there has never been a stone monument in front of Buckingham Palace, so it attracted special attention. After wiping off the dust, I found that the stone tablet was actually written in Chinese characters. Someone who knew Chinese characters translated the content of the stone tablet and told other reporters. For a moment, the name of the Dragon God Army appeared in people's minds. The name was so familiar, but the people present just couldn't remember which army it was. Who would have thought that the army that burned London was the Dragon God Army of Somalia that they had just defeated. Finally, a reporter thought of Somalia and carefully expressed his thoughts. The first thought of everyone at the scene was that this is impossible. Sitting in front of the TV, Hailong was watching the live broadcast of the program "Exploring London". When the reporter said the name of Somalia, Hailong, Fakhla and others laughed. Hailong, who almost choked with laughter while covering his stomach, turned his head and said to Zhang Rang: "Brother-in-law, go quickly and tell the world that we did this." That afternoon, Zhang Rang held a press conference for the whole world. , reporters from all over the world flocked to Somalia, wanting to hear Zhang Rang¡¯s views on this matter. Of course, no one in any country in the world took Somalia seriously, and no one believed it, not even warships. Somalia was able to bring its army to burn London. Seeing hundreds of reporters from all over the world, Zhang Rang laughed loudly and said to the reporters: "Dear reporter friends, I want to tell you some good news." After hearing Zhang Rang's words, the reporters instinctively moved their bodies forward. Tan, I want to hear what Zhang Rang has to say. Seeing the reporters¡¯ actions, Zhang Rang laughed and said, ¡°My dear reporter friends, what I want to tell you is¡± The reporters¡¯ bodies leaned forward further, barely parallel to the ground. Zhang Rang said: "Yes" A reporter from China thought to himself, Damn it, you are a host who graduated from internship at Mango Channel, why don't you post another advertisement? Just when the reporters couldn¡¯t help but beat up Zhang Rang. Zhang Rang finally laughed and said: "What I want to say is that the fire in London was started by Somalia, and the words on the stone tablet were carved by the coach of our Dragon God Army." Zhang Rang's words instantly detonated the scene. , all the reporters rushed to ask what was going on. "It was rare to be so proud for a while. Zhang Rang sat on the chair with his legs crossed and slowly answered the reporters' questions one by one. A beautiful reporter from the Magnesium Country desperately fought for the opportunity to speak. Zhang Rang looked at the beautiful reporter with big breasts and clicked her name with a smile, as if he clicked on a princess in a xx place. The lucky beautiful reporter did not bother to adjust her clothes and asked Zhang Rang with a serious face: "Mr. Zhang Rang, you need to know that you represent Somalia, so every word you say must be responsible for Somalia. Is it true that London really Was it set on fire by your Dragon God Army?" Zhang Rang did not speak, but nodded to indicate that he had finished his answer. I saw a French reporter next to me, and looked at the long legs, which were perfectly curved by jeans, and then looked at the face. She was so beautiful, and her hair was golden. Zhang Rang directly clicked on the French reporter. The beautiful French reporter did not expect that luck would come to her so quickly. Thinking of the useless words the French reporter just said, the French reporter immediately changed her words and said: "Mr. Zhang Rang, can you tell us the reason for the war and who you are?" How did we fight?" Zhang Rang said with a smile while admiring the beauty: "Well, I can tell you that the reason for the war is that, first, the British burned our Bossaso, and now we are burning it too. Second, the British invaded us in the early years, and they still said they were morally responsible for us, and they still wanted to invade us, so we were burned by new and old hatreds. "As for how we got there, I can tell you that God sent us there." Zhang Rang chatted with the reporters for a day, but no matter how many male reporters raised their hands, Zhang Rang refused to click. Their names were specially selected for female reporters. ???????? And Zhang Rang specially picked out the good-looking bits, but not the ugly ones. The reporters at the scene almost left in anger, but they couldn't bear to part with the bombshell news that kept breaking out. This press conference was broadcast live around the world simultaneously. After Zhang Rang said these things, Hailong and others had prepared the British press conference.The people were furious and wanted to prepare to attack Somalia. However, before the British could get angry, a country in Oceania became angry before the British. This country was none other than Australia, the aggressive kangaroo army. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!