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Text Chapter 277 Invincible Talk

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    "Can you shut up?" Storm said helplessly.  "Shut up? Do you want me to commit suicide? The mouth is designed to speak and eat. In fact, it is not so much used for eating as it is for speaking. It can be seen that speaking is the main function of the mouth.  . I closed my mouth and didn¡¯t speak, so why would I still have a mouth? If I didn¡¯t have a mouth, what would I be?  You have to speak." "Can you shut it up temporarily?" After finding that it was impossible to shut up Deadpool, Storm retreated.  "Closed temporarily? Why do you do this? Your mouth always has to be open. Since the temporary cannot become eternal, what is the use of temporary? Why should I do useless work? Today, shouldn't we pay more attention to efficiency? Efficiency,  They are the first life of an enterprise. People are undoubtedly more vital than enterprises, so you can¡¯t shut up for a while. ¡°You really should sew your mouth shut.¡±  He was so angry that his whole body was about to explode.  No, it was because I was bombarded by Deadpool¡¯s boundless and all-pervasive trash talk that my whole body almost exploded.  "Sew your mouth shut, wow, it's really scary, but I'm not a doll in a horror movie. Don't doubt it, I'm not one of those ignorant guys. I've watched "The Smiling Face Killer", "The Slit Girl", "The Wrongful Man"  "Spirit", "The Art of Demons" and a series of other horror movies where the mouth is sewn shut," Deadpool shouted exaggeratedly.  "Bobby. I also feel like my ears are about to bleed. What about you?" Pyroman asked Iceman, covering his ears.  ¡°I feel like there are ten thousand flies surrounding my ears, carrying out intensive bombing for days and nights.¡± Iceman said painfully.  "If God and Satan find out, maybe both of them will be killed by his trash talk." Iceman and Fireman also looked unhappy and very irritable.  Cyclops stepped forward with a stern face: "You are not welcome here, please leave here immediately." "Leave here? This is your home, isn't it? Since it's not, then I don't count as trespassing, and you have no right.  Drive me away. I am also an honorable taxpayer of this country, and I have the right to walk on the country's public lands. This is my right as a normal person, even if I am a mutant.  . But if there is no legislation saying that mutants cannot stay here, I can stay here without leaving. If you ask me to leave, will you leave here? If not, then I will.  I won¡¯t leave either.¡± Deadpool started a new round of tutting, and Cyclops pressed his right hand on his glasses in anger.  "Your glasses are really cool, but they can't kill anyone, so I'm not afraid of you. Come on, let me have a taste of your glasses. But before I say it, if you throw your glasses out and I pick them up, it will be terrible.  It belongs to me. Don¡¯t come here and ask for it back.¡± ¡°Whoosh!¡±  Cyclops couldn't bear it any longer, so he pressed his right hand lightly, and a thick line formed on his arm.  An orange-red energy beam is projected out.  "Really fight? Okay, I dodge, I dodge, I avoid, I let" "It turns out that your glasses are just a tool to hide your real attack method, I have to say. You are really too cunning. If it weren't for my skill  Extraordinary, extraordinary agility. I'm afraid I will die under your energy cannon." Deadpool's words undoubtedly offended Cyclops again, and Cyclops' attacks continued.  "Can't hit, can't hit, but unfortunately still can't hit." Deadpool shuttled between Cyclops's energy beams, and he shouted excitedly as he shuttled.  It¡¯s like playing a monkey game.  "Your eyes can shoot energy cannons. It's really powerful. Have you ever heard of this saying: If eyes could kill, he would have been chopped into pieces by a thousand knives. I don't know how many times he died. Man, kill instantly, the ultimate pursuit of a warrior.  .¡± Rumble!  The wind blows, the clouds surge, the lightning flashes, and the thunder rumbles.  Seeing that Cyclops couldn't hit Deadpool, Storm decided to take action.  She opened her hands and stood up in the air.  Click!  A bolt of thunder and lightning fell from the sky, falling on Deadpool who was dodging the Cyclops energy cannon and was caught off guard.  Deadpool screamed and was struck by lightning and flew backwards.  With a bang, it hit a tree, folding the tree in half, and finally landed on the ground, sliding out more than ten feet against the ground and plowing a shallow ditch.  Storm and Cyclops looked at each other, nodded to each other, and walked towards Deadpool, who was lying motionless in the distance, followed by Logan, Phoenix, IcemanLove them.  Everyone wants to see if this guy who talks so loudly that it can make people commit suicide can finally keep his mouth shut.  But before they could reach them, Deadpool, who had been motionless a second ago as if he could never die, suddenly jumped up from the ground like a carp.  Not only that, after Deadpool jumped up, he touched his body with black smoke with both hands, and laughed wildly inexplicably: "I'm not dead, haha, I'm not dead, I was struck by lightning and didn't die. I survived the catastrophe,  There will be good luck later. I decided to buy a lottery ticket when I went back. I think I would have enough money by then, so why would I accept any employment tasks? "Everyone knows that I am so smart.  With Deadpool's self-healing ability, it was impossible for him to be electrocuted to death by a mere bolt of lightning from Storm, but he never expected that in just a few seconds, Deadpool would recover with full health and mana, looking alive and full of energy.  , more vigorous than a chicken blood injection.  "You woman, you are so despicable. You attacked without even saying hello. I tell you, you must compensate. Although my body was severely electrocuted, it has recovered, so there is no need to pursue it, but the clothes,  You have to pay compensation according to the price. This is a tight-fitting suit that I made by myself. The total cost of materials is one hundred and thirty-two yuan and fifty-eight cents. Including my handicraft fee, the total is two hundred and seventy-seven yuan and six cents.  The sneak attack is all your responsibility, so according to my rules, even the small amount cannot be wiped out. " "Compensation?" Storm Girl was dumbfounded.  She never expected that this guy¡¯s second reaction was to ask her to pay for the uniform money, which could not be erased even if it was a small change.  "Of course, this is my account, please remember it." Deadpool replied seriously. Then he saw that Storm was indifferent, so he asked, "You have opened online banking, that's fine, but don't tell  "I, you didn't bring a pen and paper?" Storm felt defeated, her whole body collapsed, and she nodded silently.  "You women are troublesome. You are covered in cosmetics, but you can't carry a piece of paper or a pen with you." (To be continued)
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