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    There are hundreds of students in x college, and it is not easy to evacuate safely under numerous surveillances.  In order to ensure the safety of this large group of people, Sun Wukong did not leave, but followed the group.  He took the lead alone, with several relatively capable students like Iceman and Pyro in the middle, led by Storm, while Cyclops and Logan were behind.  The team moved forward slowly.  But not long after, the marching team stopped.  Because Sun Wukong discovered that a strange guy had entered the team.  The reason why I say it is strange is because this guy is disguised as a woman, and it is a very ugly man disguised as a woman. Sun Wukong has lived for more than a thousand years, and he has never seen anyone uglier than this guy.  By chance, when he found this guy, he was still feeling very good, swaying his butt in the team and trying to follow the team.  The team stopped, and Sun Wukong walked up to this weird guy.  The rest of the team couldn't help but crowd around when they saw what happened, especially Logan and the others who were the most powerful in fighting. Worried about something happening, they all crowded forward and stared at the person Sun Wukong was looking at. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A man dressed as a woman, wearing a flower-arranged straw hat, a long white skirt, and a heavily painted face, which could not hide his extremely ugly appearance.  The man adjusted his straw hat, pinched his orchid fingers, and said exaggeratedly: "Oh, I didn't expect to be discovered after all." Did he think everyone else was blind?  Everyone endured the discomfort in their stomachs and discussed in their hearts.  The man touched his chin, stared at Sun Wukong and asked: "How did you know that I was pretending? Don't I have enough girly skills? No, with my body that has been cut to lose weight. My whole body is enchanting, wearing this beautiful dress  After dressing up, she should look like a graceful urban girl." Then he twisted his body into an S-shape and pretended to wink at everyone, "Don't you think so?  Is that so?" This action immediately blinded many people, and the sounds of vomiting came one after another.  "Okay, I didn't expect that there would be so many pregnant women hidden in your team. Look, the pregnancy reactions are so neat. But it just so happens that there are many pregnant women. I, a kind-hearted person with a pure girl's heart, need to take care of them.  "The man said, not at all affected by the sight of many people vomiting in front of him.  ¡°You¡¯ll get used to it after you throw it up.¡± Sun Wukong patted Logan on the shoulder and comforted him.  "Pregnant woman? Are you blind? We are all men." Huo Ren, who was vomiting heavily, was trembling with anger at this man's words.  "Young man, it seems that your thinking cannot keep up with the development of the times. I suggest you go back to school and study for a few more years. You will find that in today's era, men can also get pregnant, so it is normal for men to have pregnancy reactions.  . In addition, I can make a self-declaration. Although I am not gay, I definitely have deep sympathy for gays. Let me think about it, I participated in the last gay parade in Texas to represent my deep sympathy.  ¡± Is there any relationship between men, pregnancy and homosexuality?  No one knew what this man meant by those words.  Not to mention that when this person said this, he looked intoxicated as if the truth was in my hands.  "Sorry, I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself. It has caused a lot of trouble to everyone." "Because my infinite beauty after being transformed into a girl is better than the Oscar winner's acting skills. Yes.  It's hard for people to spot the flaws easily. In order to prevent you from thinking that I am really a woman, I have many nicknames, such as Deadpool, Xiaoqiang, Wade, Wilson you can call me whatever you want.  Mr. Wilson or Xiaoqiang. As for the nickname Deadpool, I think there is another group of viewers who prefer it." After the man finished talking, he smiled mysteriously and pointed to the sky, as if there was someone above.  As if looking at him.  "Well, this majestic man, I seem to have seen you somewhere before?" "Do you know me?" When Logan heard Deadpool's words, his "pregnancy reaction" immediately disappeared. He moved with great speed.  Rush towards Deadpool.  Unexpectedly, Deadpool's reaction speed was also extremely fast. As soon as Logan's steps moved, his steps also moved.  So when Logan charged forward, he immediately retreated, chasing each other like the wind and lightning, until Logan gave up when he saw that he couldn't catch up.  After all, Logan was just curious that this guy said he knew him. He had been looking for his true identity, and he was suddenly too excited.  Seeing that Logan had calmed down, Deadpool patted his chest exaggeratedly and shouted: "Oh, you are so enthusiastic, almost"??Scared me.  I just made a serious statement that I am not gay.  Therefore, your pursuit is fruitless, and I advise you not to waste your efforts.  But I don¡¯t think you should be discouraged. Although it¡¯s hard to find a perfect handsome man like me, you should still be able to find someone slightly inferior to me based on your conditions.  In recent years, your aggressive style has become more popular in gay bars.  " After Logan heard these words from Deadpool, he staggered and almost lost control. He took several deep breaths before resisting the urge to beat up this big guy of unknown origin. "Who are you, sneaking in?  What is the purpose among students?  Cyclops asked with a frown. "Handsome guy, your glasses are nice and cool. I like them very much. Which boutique in Manhattan did you buy them at?"  If the boutique doesn't sell it and it's made to order, please give me your contact information. I'd also like to order one.  "Deadpool did not answer Cyclops's question. Instead, he asked about Cyclops's glasses in a nonchalant tone. "That's enough.  "Zheng, Logan's claws popped out from the back of his hand. He was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick. He yelled angrily at Deadpool, "Stop pretending to be crazy and act stupid. Tell us, who are you?"  " "Pretending to be crazy, brother, do you think I'm pretending to be crazy?  I have to say, brother, you let me down so much.  "Deadpool shrugged and spread his hands, and said, "Okay, at this moment I can no longer hide my identity, so watch it.  " Deadpool suddenly took out a ball as small as a glass marble from nowhere, and then smashed it on the ground. Bang! A thick white smoke came out, covering Deadpool's entire body. "  Be careful everyone.  "Logan was worried that Deadpool would make a sneak attack, so they quickly opened their hands to protect the students behind them. Huh! Suddenly a strong wind blew, and the thick smoke was swept away. But it was Sun Wukong who blew away the smoke. But  After the smoke dissipated, a man holding a gun in one hand and holding a knife in the other was standing there, posing, wearing a red and blue tights, which made everyone nervous.  This fits my peerless style perfectly.  So please forgive me for choking you on my smoke.  "The man blew into the muzzle of the gun, looked at the sky at a 45¡ã angle, and calmed down. He said slowly in a slightly melancholy tone, "Sure enough, after the transformation, you won't be able to recognize me.  That's right, Immortal Xiaoqiang is me.  "(To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!
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