Liu Wenyang went out, but nowhere could he see the figure of Chun Shisanniang. He knew that they took a sedan to the pier, so he hurried towards the riverside with grease under his feet. It was two or three miles from Liu's house to the pier. Liu Wenyang hurriedly hurried. When he caught up with him at the pier, everyone in the sedan chair had already boarded the large boat, and two empty sedan chairs were also loaded on the bow. The mast The characters on the flag were fluttering, and the long title written on it was called "The spring breeze smiles, and Bojun is drunk." There were many words below that were blown up by the wind. He didn't have time to look carefully, and he didn't have the intention to read it. What he noticed was Chun Shisanniang who had already entered the cabin, and the treasure gourd she took away. "It's bitter! You made three hundred taels of silver from someone, but they took away more than thirty thousand yuan from you. This deal is a huge loss!" Liu Wenyang secretly cursed himself, but in a moment of greed, he became the victim of an unprecedented person. His body stood by the river, and his soul seemed to have entered the cabin. He asked the thirteenth mother for his gourd, opened its mouth, and saw that everything was fine inside, and all the treasures had been returned to Zhao intact. Unexpectedly, the sound of a gong woke him up from his beautiful fantasy. It turned out that Chun Shisanniang had already sent a message, ordering the ship's steward to put down the rudder, remove the anchor, and sail the ship quickly so that she could return to the county town early. "Boring, boring, boring" the gong sounded, and the boat broke through the ice and snow on the lake, then headed west, gradually getting farther and farther away from the shore. This urgency made Liu Wenyang extremely anxious. He wished he could tip his toes like the martial arts master in the play, with his body as light as a swallow, then open his arms and fly, and he flew to the big ship. Or maybe I learned how to take tiny steps like a dragonfly dotting the water, floating on the waves, floating on the boat. At this moment, Chun Shisanniang left the riverside and sat on the painted boat and went far away. Liu Wenyang had no choice but to chase the painted boat closely along the riverside. He encouraged his feet and said: "Brother Feet, thank you for your hard work, catch up, catch up! As long as you are willing to work hard, I will buy you good shoes, one pair every day, so that you can be a groom every night!" But Zhou Xinghe The sedan chair moves differently. If the sedan chair moves slowly, Liu Wenyang can catch up; if the boat moves fast, Liu Wenyang cannot catch up. It was as if it was winter, and the riverside was covered with thick snow or hard skating. Liu Wenyang ran so fast that he would inevitably fall down a few times and act like a fool. Coupled with the wind and cold by the river, it made him miserable. But he was determined and chased along this pond bank. He was anxious and didn't know if he could go ahead. If the water blocks him and gives him a "lonely sail in the distance, the shadow disappears in the blue sky", it will be over. Just when Liu Wenyang was melancholy, he suddenly heard the hoarse sound of a rowing boat, and a small boat floated out of the glacier on the side. He couldn't help but be filled with joy and said to himself, "Rather than chasing after me on the shore, I might as well take a small boat and chase him!" "So Liu Wenyang called to the boatman loudly, "Shipman, come closer quickly, I have a big deal for you!" The boatman looked disgusting but had sharp ears. As soon as he heard about the big deal, he stopped the boat. Approach the shore. Liu Wenyang was even more happy. He thought to himself, there is no end to the problem, and it looks like there is hope. The boat had already reached the shore, and the boat lighted the bamboo pole. Liu Wenyang jumped onto the boat and swayed twice, almost into the water. Zhouzi then said, "Master, please come ashore. I can't do this big deal of yours and I can't do it!" Liu Wenyang said curiously: "I've already boarded the boat, why are you urging me to go ashore again? Why can't you do this big deal?" Zhouzi said He shook his head and said: "My husband may not understand, but I have a rule for rocking the boat, which is called three don't rock. Don't rock if you are impatient, don't rock if you are drunk, and don't rock if you are old." Liu Wenyang asked: "What's the reason for this?" Zhouzi said: "Because when an impatient person gets on the boat, his head and face are slapped and crackled; when a drunk person gets on the boat, he staggers and staggers; when an old person gets on the boat, his whole body is swaying and trembling. I'm afraid of a plop. At this point, we lost all the money for the boat, and instead filed a lawsuit. I am responsible for the murder. My husband is not drunk, and he is not old. He is just a little impatient. If I hadn't lit the pennies, you would have become the son-in-law of the Dragon King. Liu Wenyang said, "Don't make fun of me. I have something important to do. If you do it quickly, I will give you a lot of money." That's my specialty! But I don't know where to go?" Liu Wenyang said, "If you see the big ship in front of you, catch up and you will be rewarded!" Zhouzi heard about it, so he set the pole. The boat has left the shore, put down the pole, and quickly catch up. While shaking, he asked: "Mr. sir, that big ship has a long flag on the mast?" Liu Wenyang said: "That's right." Zhouzi said: "This is the boat from Chunfeng Yixiaolou in Poyang County. Every good day, I like to come to the Town God's Temple in Taohua Town to burn incense. But today is strange. It's not a good day, but why do you come here?" !¡± Liu Wenyang said in his heart, ¡°It¡¯s not a long time yet.¡±The name of this god¡¯s fortune-teller specially came to see the fortune-teller. "He said: "Don't make any noise. What time do people care about you when they go out? Just rock your boat and do your part! "The Zhouzi suddenly took a look at Liu Wenyang's handsome appearance and smiled: "Oh, I know" Liu Wenyang was too lazy to pay attention to him. "Then Zhouzi said: "Why don't you ask me why I am laughing?" Liu Wenyang said: "Why should I ask?" Zhouzi said again: "Then why don't you ask me what I know?" " Liu Wenyang didn't expect Zhouzi to be so nagging, just like the endless Tang Monk, so he said casually: "What do you know? " Zhouzi chuckled, pretending to be mysterious and said: "I saw your appearance, sir, and I guessed that you must be the servant of the thirteenth lady of spring! " "A sneeze! "Liu Wenyang rubbed his nose fiercely. He never expected that Zhouzi's imagination would be so rich. It seems that no matter how stupid a person is, he will always have an unbearable lust. "It's cold and freezing, and here is a glacier. Central, sir, please be careful not to catch a cold! "The first half of Zhouzi's sentence is still human, but the second half makes people panic, "When you have a cold, your nose will keep running, and a runny nose will be ugly. Even if you are as handsome as my husband, if you delay If I go to meet the Spring Thirteenth Lady with two sticky, shiny big noses that bounce up and down, she will probably kick her off the boat! It is true that girls love money more than they love beauty! Liu Wenyang was completely speechless and had no choice but to urge: "Don't stop being so wordy. Why don't you save your energy and rock the boat hard to catch up with me!" " "Alas, my husband's words are wrong! "That Zhouzi said, "In our line of work, the most taboo thing is being too hasty. Things can easily go wrong if you are in a hurry. It's best to work hard while talking to you like I am. You can finish the work without having to worry about the pain and tiring of the work. Liu Wenyang thought about it, but it was also the same reason. Rocking a boat here in the winter is a hard and tiring job. If it were not for the livelihood, who would be willing to go out in the cold wind, it would be better to lie in bed. Comfortable. Then he thought, this Zhouzi looks stupid, but he still knows how to "mental transfer" and knows how to forget the pain. So Liu Wenyang said: "Well, you can say what you want, I will just take care of it. Listen up! " "My husband is really a good man. "That Zhouzi said with a smile, "Ordinary scholars don't bother to talk to us at all. It seems that if they open their mouths to talk to us, they will be wronged and their status will be lowered but they don't know how to honor their surnames? Liu Wenyang thought for a moment and said, "My surname is Liu." Zhouzi said, "My husband is also surnamed Liu. This is strange." Liu Wenyang was stunned when he heard this, and asked what was strange. Zhouzi smiled and said, "You don't know that there is a person in Taohua Town also named Liu. Fortunately, you are not him." Liu Wenyang said: "What will happen to him?" Zhouzi said: "It's Mr. Liu. I want to ask him if he is Mr. Liu who tells fortunes in Taohua Town." Liu Wenyang said: "What if it's Liu Xianggong, the fortune teller in Taohua Town?" Zhouzi said: "It's the fortune teller Liu Xianggong in Taohua Town. I want to ask him if he is Liu Wenyang and Liu Xianggong." Liu Wenyang said: "It's Liu Wenyang and Liu Xianggong?" " Zhouzi clenched his teeth and said, "You're not polite, I slapped him a few times. His nose was bruised and his mouth was swollen, and there was bleeding between his teeth." Liu Wenyang was shocked when he heard that, so he asked Zhouzi: "You Why do you have any grudge against Liu Wenyang, but you want to beat him up like this? Do you know that according to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, the crime of assaulting and insulting others is very serious? " Zhouzi smiled and said: "Liu Wenyang and I have no grudges in the past life and no grudges in this life. Just because of his words, he can make a fortune. Not only does he live in a big house, but he also bought two beautiful little maids to warm his bed in the middle of the night. , but I have to rock the boat in the ice and snow, eat the cold wind, and sell my strength. Since ancient times, there has been a saying: Comparing one's temper with another's will hurt others. If I am not convinced by this, I will beat him. " Liu Wenyang smiled and said: "Don't talk nonsense, you are not him, how do you know that he bought a maid to warm the bed? I heard that he is a gentleman, not to mention that he has always been praised for his good looks. How could he do such a thing with a maid? The most important point is that it is his ability to make a living by talking, what does it have to do with you? Zhouzi said: "It would be fine if he relies on his true ability. This is his ability and I can't learn it." Alas, but what he said was all nonsense, and he relied on deceit and deception to make a lot of money. Therefore, I was dissatisfied and wanted to beat up this scum who pretended to be a god. "Liu Wenyang said, "Don't accuse him wrongly. I heard that Liu Wenyang's fortune-telling, divination, and Feng Shui are all effective, so his business is booming and there are many customers. ¡± Zhouzi opened his mouth and said, "Don't believe him, Mr. Liu. Liu Wenyang is good at pretending to be a ghost and cheating. He only has a detailed account of his deeds." Liu Wenyang said, "I don't believe you have to know it. "It's fine." Zhouzi said: "Liu Wenyang once had a hired worker named Hongyan Asan. Red-eyed Asan had a cousin called the coppersmith Agen. The coppersmith Agen had a fellow villager named Kuaizui Santa. Kuaizui Santa had a man. My daughter¡¯s name is Sniffling Aqiao.¡± Liu Wenyang said, ¡°How much trouble does it take for you to go around like this? Just say no!¡± Zhouzi said in a pretentious manner: ¡°Everything has its origin. Where does salt come from? It¡¯s so sour, how do I start? The details of this article¡¯s pretense and trickery are red-eyed Asan telling coppersmith Agen, coppersmith Agen telling Kuaizui Santa, Kuaizui Sitai telling Mud Nose Ah Qiao, Mu Nose Ah Qiao Tell me, sir, who is the snotty Ah Qiao? "Well, you don't have to go that far. What did that red-eyed Ah San say about me" Liu Wenyang almost spilled the beans. "Are you saying that our little Liu Shenxiang from Taohua Town is a deceiver and a charlatan?!" Zhouzi showed off: "It's a long story Let's say that Liu Wenyang has a mistress named Aunt Jin, but Aunt Jin is a famous pretty widow~ , I somehow fell in love with this pretty boy Liu Wenyang. The two of them flirted with each other, so they secretly got into the bed together" Liu Wenyang frowned and said, "You are talking nonsense again! Liu Wenyang and Aunt Jin have nothing to do with each other. "Who is the one who spread the rumor?" Zhouzi said: "Of course it was the red-eyed Ah San. He also said that Liu Wenyang didn't know anything, and that Aunt Jin was doing it for her. But the lover advertised everywhere how powerful he was, not only telling fortunes, but also reading the feng shui of ghost houses Liu Wenyang had such a good reputation, but he couldn't attract a lot of customers, so he pretended to be a ghost, continued to deceive customers, and offered high prices. He sells feng shui gourds and house-protecting mirrors for only a dozen bucks, but he sells them for a tael or even a few taels. Do you think he has a bad heart or a bad person? " "This! "Liu Wenyang was speechless. It can be said that Zhouzi's words were half wrong and half right. It seems that the red-eyed Ah San was not convinced after he was kicked out of the Liu family, so he started spreading rumors and causing trouble. It was his fault that he didn't think of this, but he almost ruined his good reputation. It seems that the Feng Shui gourd house mirror business can no longer be done, and we can't lose people's hearts for petty profits. Just when Liu Wenyang was thinking wildly, Zhouzi suddenly said: "Mr. sir, are you going to lose your money?" Liu Wenyang was stunned, "Why is this?" Zhouzi said: "Because the boat is right in front!" ##### ####################### This chapter draws on Sanxiao. If you are interested, you can watch a very good video.