March 15th, for Baron West, will be a day he will never forget Because on this day, he left his warm and comfortable home, and left the comfort of having clothes on his hands, food on his hands, and his mouth open. Enjoy, leave the happy life of running around with hundreds of guards, and become a glorious and promising uh, college student. "Why? Why do I have to come to school?" At 5:30 in the morning, when Baron West opened his bloodshot eyes, he got up from the hard bed that made his back ache, and looked at only twelve square meters. In the cramped dormitory filled with six roommates, there was only one thought left in my mind: "Dad, when will you come to save me?" Obviously, Duke Turan, who always appeared at critical moments in the past, this time Once, he disappeared as if without a trace. Looking at the small sky outside the window, Baron West felt as if he was in prison, wailing and screaming with his five friends - Goodbye, my food and drink Have fun with life! Goodbye, my gentle and beautiful maid! Goodbye, my luxurious dinner and top-notch red wine! Goodbye, my days of bullying men and women and causing trouble! Wuwuwu, there is no justice, there is no justice, there is no justice, what could be worse than the current situation? The answer is, yes, and there are many At six o'clock in the morning, although it was already early spring in March, the weather was still a bit cold. Baron West and his friends were huddled in the thin quilt and shivering from the cold. Although they They tried very hard to get out of bed and participate in the so-called morning exercise prescribed by the yellow-skinned monkey, but in the battle with the warm quilt, everyone completely failed. "Damn it, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go to some morning exercise!" Feeling the cold air outside the bed, Baron West couldn't help but shuddered, and gritted his teeth viciously. "If I don't go, I won't go even if you kill me. I want to see if that damn yellow-skinned monkey can kill me" Bang! Before he finished speaking, the wooden door of the dormitory was kicked open, and an icy cold wind roared in, immediately causing the temperature in the dormitory to drop rapidly. Then, the barbaric woman named Christine carrying the magic crystal cannon, He just rushed in so callously. And lifted the quilt. No! With his weak body completely exposed to the cold air, poor Baron West couldn't help but sneeze several times, but before he could curse loudly and angrily, the dark magic crystal cannon was already aimed at his nose. You can even feel the burning heat coming from the muzzle: "Now, I only count to three one! Two!" Boom! Without even counting to three, the terrifying magic crystal cannon was fired immediately, blasting the entire hard bed into pieces, including Baron West and his friends. She almost jumped up from the bed screaming: "Damn, damn woman, you almost killed us." "If you haven't put on your clothes, then it's not almost." Kristine replied coldly. He took out a timer from his arms and looked at it, "Get up! Wash your face! Brush your teeth! Listen to me all. I will see you gathering on the playground in five minutes. You are one minute late. Just take a cold shower for me." !¡± Okay, what can I say? Under this vicious threat, Baron West and the others could only obey. With the highest efficiency I have ever seen in my life, I finished washing up in just a few minutes, and then rushed to the playground panting like a pack of mad dogs. Unfortunately, although they had tried their best, their lack of physical exercise still made them five or six minutes late. Ye Ge, who was the class teacher, and a few dark elves stood on the edge of the playground, looking at the group of latecomers with a smile: "Gentlemen, you seem to be a little slow, but don't worry, I'm not as cruel as Christine. I will never let you take a cold shower as punishment." With tears in his eyes, at this moment, West The look in their eyes when they saw Ye Ge was just like looking at an angel. Woo hoo hoo. Compared with that scary woman, our class teacher is really considerate and understanding. Who said that dark elves are all evil? If If I have the chance, I will definitely treat her to dinner, and maybe find a chance to talk about life ideals It turns out that they thought too much, because just a few seconds later, Yege clapped her hands happily and said that He said in a very gentle and gentle tone: "Then, forget today's punishment, but early exercise is still needed. Well, since it is the first time, we don't want to be too strict, just let everyone run twenty laps casually. Yes." Whatever? Twenty laps? Looking at the playground that was hundreds of meters wide, Baron West and the others even wanted to die. Damn it, let us take back what we just said. This woman is not gentle or considerate at all, and she is insidious. You can become the ambassador of hell. "Thank you for the compliment, but actually I don't have what you said?That's good. "Ye Ge coughed humbly, thought for a moment and clapped his hands gently. Then a few seconds later, several dark elves suddenly walked out of the shadows, and each of them was holding a hungry wolf. The ferocious hound with shiny teeth said, "Well, I almost forgot. In order to urge you to work hard, I specially prepared these small gifts, so let it go!" ¡± In an instant, a sound of howling ghosts and wolves suddenly sounded, mixed with the ferocious howling of hounds. The originally peaceful and vast playground suddenly became ablaze with smoke and dust. Baron West and his friends, under the early morning sunshine, I have verified with my own actions that everyone has a chance to become Bolt, especially when a group of vicious dogs are chasing behind him "It's great to be young, even when bitten by dogs, you are so energetic!" "In the administrative building next to the playground, Lin Taiping looked out of the window of the principal's office and looked at the group of screaming aristocratic students running wildly on the playground. He touched his chin with emotion, "Okay, let me see the schedule. , what should we let them do after the morning exercise is over? "This question is simply unnecessary. After exercising early, it was naturally time for breakfast. The hungry aristocratic students rushed into the cafeteria like wolves and tigers. However, when they saw the empty table in front of them, But everyone was collectively dumbfounded: "Seeing the undead, each of us has paid six thousand gold coins for tuition, and you just let us eat air? " "Of course not, why would I let you eat air? "Big Tooth and the ogres, who were the chefs in the cafeteria, walked out of the kitchen with mouths full of oil while gnawing on the fragrant roasted chicken legs. Looking at the aristocratic students who were dizzy with hunger and their eyes were glowing green, it Shaking the delicious roasted chicken drumstick in his hand, he asked with a smile, "So, does anyone want to eat it? " Nonsense! Baron West and his friends were all nodding their heads. Although in normal times, they wouldn't even bother to look at this kind of roasted chicken legs with terrible cooking techniques, but who told them to be hungry now? In this kind of situation, In this case, let alone a roasted chicken leg. Even cold steamed buns and hard bread can be eaten cleanly. "If you want to eat it, go hunting for it yourself!" "However, the next moment, Big Tooth broke West and the others' illusions with ruthless words, "I'm sorry, our canteen adopts self-service service. To put it simply, if you want to have a meal. You have to provide the ingredients yourself. As for how to obtain the ingredients, I don¡¯t need to explain this. The nearby mountains are full of pheasants, rabbits and wild boars. We can provide weapons and tools for free. " "Are you are you kidding? "Hearing this, Baron West and his friends were all dumbfounded. Don't be kidding, there are indeed many pheasants, hares and the like in the nearby mountains. But there are also many ferocious large beasts there, and it is said that there are several Terrible and brutal monsters, based on our strength. Are you sure you want to hunt, not be hunted? "That's your business! "Big Tooth gnawed on the roasted chicken leg and answered irresponsibly. After thinking for a while, he added, "By the way, according to Lin, this is called survival in the wild. The real purpose is to exercise your combat capabilities and teamwork through hunting. , if you don¡¯t want to go, then just go to class hungry. " Damn it, Baron West and his friends were gnashing their teeth with hatred. They really wanted to leave hungry like this, but their stomachs, which had not received food for more than ten hours, were already rebelling and protesting desperately. If they continued If you continue to be hungry like this, even if you can survive this morning, what should you do for lunch, what should you do for dinner, and what should you do tomorrow? "Finally unable to bear the torment of hunger, Baron West jumped up unbearably and walked angrily out the door. Obviously, at this moment, he had forgotten that the Silver Swordsman certificate belonged to him. He spent thousands of gold coins to buy it a few years ago. He did this. The other noble students looked at each other and had no choice but to follow. Juya stood at the gate and waved to them with a smile. He did not forget to remind him kindly: "Gentlemen, please pay attention to safety. I heard that the hares on the nearby mountains have mutated recently. It is said that it is the red rabbit's contribution" Ten minutes later, screams came from the nearby mountains. , which fully proves how accurate Big Tooth's inference is. Only the devil knows how those originally weak hares suddenly became so ferocious and cruel. It doesn't matter if they are two or three times bigger. They can barely accept the speed as fast as lightning. But they actually like to kick their hind legs at every turn, and they specifically kick between the legs of the hunters. Of course, no matter how powerful the rabbit is, it is just a rabbit, so an hour later, Wei looked at the few hares he finally caught. Baron St. bent down and covered his legs, looking at his similarly disgraced friends beside him, feeling sad and moved at the same time: "You know? This is really not easy, but??Anyway, we can finally" "Dingling bell! Before I could finish these touching words, a rapid ringing sound suddenly came from the Cambridge University down the mountain. A few seconds later, the Minotaur tribe The loud voice of the most beautiful girl Leah, which could wake up a sleeping dragon, echoed fiercely in the mountains and fields - "Class! Attend class! You bastards, come back to class! If anyone dares to be late, thenyou are welcome to the Ice Bucket Challenge! ¡± ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª Recommend a friend¡¯s book ¡°Kami-sama¡¯s Leisurely Daily Life¡±, ISBN 3436263, a boy who lives in Japan, in order to go to school When I came to Kyoto, I didn't expect that my grandmother turned out to be the Inari God. And because of her grandmother's words, the boy inherited her grandmother's deity In fact, it is a warm and daily story of a lazy boy as a god, leisurely and happy. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!