Su Zhe, who had just returned from morning exercise, saw a missed call from Su Xin showing on his cell phone, so he casually called back.
"Su Zhe, why didn't you answer the phone just now? I was so anxious." As soon as the call was connected, Su Xin picked up the call. It was obvious that Su Xin had been waiting for Su Zhe's call.
"I went out for a run just now. I didn't bring my mobile phone with me. Why is it so urgent?" Su Zhe said.
"You come out right now. I have something very important to discuss with you."
After Su Xin left his address, he hung up the phone without waiting for Su Zhe to refuse.
Seeing that Su Xin's tone was so urgent, Su Zhe didn't dare to waste time. Although Su Xin often made such a fuss, usually nothing big would happen, but Su Zhe was afraid that if something really urgent happened, he would not delay. alright.
So Su Zhe just came home and now he¡¯s out again.
Su Zhe quickly came to the place Su Xin mentioned and sat down in front of him.
At this time, Su Xin had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, his face was very haggard, and he looked a little nervous.
"Brother, you're finally here. You don't know that I'm going crazy now." As soon as Su Zhe sat down, Su Xin started to complain.
"What's going on? You called me out in such a hurry, and why are you like this now?" Su Zhe didn't expect that Su Xin had changed so much after not seeing each other for a few days. The last time Su Zhe saw him in the cafe When he arrived at Suxin, he was still very normal.
"In a few days, you may have to go to a mental hospital before you can see me."
"What on earth is wrong with you? It's so serious."
You know that Xiao Nan has a Persian cat. "Su Xin looked at Su Zhe and nodded. Then he continued: "Xiao Nan is my wife now. So this Persian cat lives with me now. "
This is not a normal thing. Su Zhe didn't know why Su Xin suddenly talked about Persian cats and called him out just to talk about a cat.
¡°This Persian cat is very enthusiastic towards me and now regards me as its master.¡± Su Xin continued.
"What's the problem? Can you get down to business quickly?" Su Zhe was impatient. Isn't it okay for Mao to be enthusiastic about Su Xin?
"That's the problem. It's too enthusiastic about me and is trying every possible means to please me." Su Xin's tone increased several times.
"But do you know the way a cat pleases you? Yes. You are right. It will catch a dead mouse and put it in front of me every day, and it will look at me expectantly, hoping that I will eat it."
"You don't know how I've been living these days. Every day when I open my eyes, I see a dead mouse on my body. I'm going crazy."
Hearing this, Su Zhe couldn't help laughing. He could imagine this scene, which really made him laugh.
"You can still laugh and don't pity me. You don't know that I'm going crazy. Today is the weekend. I should be in a happy mood." Su Xin covered his face and said with a painful look on his face. : "But when I came here today, I cried. Do you know why?"
Su Zhe shook his head. It was not easy to make Su Xin cry. This Persian cat was quite capable.
"Today is the weekend, and this cat doesn't know how to take a rest. It even gave me extra food. It brought a whole nest of mice today."
"When I woke up, I saw 7 mice on my body, 2 big and 5 small. I was a whole family. Especially the five little mice were still alive and crawling around on my body. Go, you don¡¯t know how scary it was, I was almost scared to death.¡± Su Xin couldn¡¯t help but curse.
Su Zhe almost spit out the tea in his mouth. This scene was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it.
I didn¡¯t expect that there would be such a top-notch cat. Fortunately, I met Su Xin, a rather nervous person. Others would have been insane, so it would be strange not to be frightened.
Next, Su Xin entered the complaining mode.
"Don't they all say that Persian cats can't catch mice? Why is my Persian cat so mean? Don't you think it's better if it sleeps after it's full? Why do you catch mice when you have nothing to do?"
"It's okay to catch mice. If you catch a mouse, just eat it yourself. Why did you give it to me and put it on my body without my consent? Has it ever thought about my feelings? I'm a human being. Ah, it¡¯s not a cat, it¡¯s not a cat.¡±
¡°And I¡¯ve just moved into a new home, and I don¡¯t usually see a single cockroach or ant. Where do you think it found the mouse?¡±
"They say cats are the only onesThe entire race is a race of lunatics. Now I completely believe that they are not only lunatics, but also perverts. "Su Xin started to explode now, and in the end, he yelled out directly.
"You don't know that in order to correct this bitch cat's behavior, I used hard words, good advice, threats and inducements. I even knelt down in front of the Persian cat, but it still continued to go its own way. This cat himself never You don¡¯t eat mice, but you still catch them for me every day. What do you think it¡¯s for?¡± After Su Xin vented his anger, he was already weak and his whole body was leaning on the chair.
"If it weren't for Xiaonan, I would have humanely destroyed this psychotic cat. You are in the pet business, please help me think of a way."
"It thinks you are the same kind, so it catches mice for you to eat. How about you try to get used to it. I heard that mouse meat is edible. Maybe you can try the taste. Maybe you will like it, maybe. "Su Zhe said seriously after thinking for a while.
"I'll fight you. I'm a human, not a cat. I don't want to eat mice." After hearing this, Su Xin jumped up from his chair, jumped over the table, and came over to fight Su Zhe.
After fighting for a while, they stopped.
"I'm going to have a neurasthenia. Stop joking. Please help me find a solution quickly." Su Xin begged.
"You are my brother. If you are in trouble, I, as your brother, will definitely help you, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first." After Su Zhe finished speaking seriously, he couldn't help laughing again.
Although Su Zhe sympathized with Su Xin's experience, if Su Zhe had encountered such a cat, he would probably have a mental breakdown by now. How could he persist like Su Xin until now.
But when Su Zhe thought of the scene Su Xin said, he couldn't help but laugh. He laughed until his stomach hurt, but he still couldn't stop.
Su Zhe laughed for a long time, until Su Xin looked at him with a resentful look on his face and saw goosebumps rising on his skin, then he stopped. (To be continued)