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Text Chapter 101 I represent the federal government

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    All right!  Regardless of whether the customer service girl has balls or not, there is no doubt that Zhu Runfa¡¯s behavior made her feel heartfelt pain in her balls, and then Zhu Runfa himself began to feel pain in her balls.  Yes, you can buy genetic equipment, which can be regarded as supplementing quantity with quality, but as the customer service girl said, it is really hard to find two hundred big dogs.  The reason is very simple. Western Guangdong is different from other places in China. Dog meat is actually eaten as food. It is quite famous. There is even a dog meat festival somewhere that is famous throughout the country.  So here comes the question. Stray dogs that are often seen in other cities cannot be seen in western Guangdong around June. In the eyes of some people, these dogs are equivalent to a piece of money. Basically,  All killed at the Dog Meat Festival in June.  The hard part is that it¡¯s only August now, and dogs are not like leeks growing in the ground. Once one is cut, another one will grow right away.  As for the pet dogwell, Zhu Runfa has thought about this issue, but let's not say whether he is willing to sell it or not.  The question is, are these guys who can only act cute, are you sure they can go to the battlefield?  If he accidentally got a second-hand husky or something like that, he would probably surrender to the enemy directly.  "What should I do?" Zhu Runfa was really confused now, "Xiaoshan, is it OK to ask for an extension now?" "Okay! But it's useless," the customer service girl sighed, "The deal that has been reached, I want to ask for an extension.  It is a breach of contract and the rating will still be lowered. ""How about buying a cloning device?" Zhu Runfa suggested, "Let's clone 400 Wangcai. Anyway, our company has never seen it.  Dogs, maybe he thinks that dogs all look the same. ""That's a good idea!" The customer service girl rolled her eyes at him, "But again, it takes time to clone a creature.  You can eat it in a few minutes. No matter how advanced your technology is in an ordinary technological civilization, no matter how much it violates the laws of biology, you must leave enough time for the physical development of the cloned creature, otherwise problems will arise in its physiological structure.  Sudden death due to various reasons. Unless we buy a set of biochemical civilization equipment, but the real biochemical civilization starts at level ten, your 98 million star coins are not enough to buy one part. " "Okay!  It seems there is no other way!¡± Zhu Runfa sighed, ¡°I have to use a trick.¡±  Dogs, even two thousand. Uh, Xiaoshan, where do you think the most dogs are gathered? "This seems to be a pet shelter, a dog farm or something like that!"  After thinking for a while, he said, "However, China is not doing well in this area, and few places in the country have it. By the way, what do you want to do?" "It's nothing," Zhu Runfa smiled softly, "I just want to build a Wang team.  It¡¯s just the Star Expeditionary Force!¡± ¡°¡­¡± A few hours later.  America, New York streets.  "Xiaoshan! Do you think I'm okay looking like this?" A young black man wearing a black suit, black socks and black sunglasses said to himself on the street corner, "Is there something wrong with me? Why were there so many black people just now?  Look at me, what kind of wanted person is this face? I feel like someone has seen through it. " "It should be no problem!" A voice sounded in his mind, "This is the facial feature I have for all black people.  The face created after comparison should not exist in the world, and I have not found any wanted notices about this face. " "That's good!" The black young man breathed a sigh of relief, "That's okay.  "Xiaoshan, we are taking action." "Okay! It's just" Xiaoshan said hesitantly, "Zhu Runfa, do you need to be so exaggerated? Although it is indeed difficult to deal with two hundred big dogs, it is necessary for you to come to the United States.  "Do you want dogs?" "It doesn't matter!" the black young man, Zhu Runfa, said with a smile, "It's difficult to get two hundred qualified big dogs easily in three days. You can't let me come to collect them one by one."  ? I don¡¯t know any dog ??dealers, so let¡¯s go to the United States! Well, there are so many pet shelters in the United States. " "What kind of logic are you talking about?" the customer service girl said with a confused face.  , "Even so, is there no other place in the country where we can get dogs? We have to come to the United States." "The key is who has the patience to find someone to get two hundred dogs," Zhu Runfa  With a toothy smile, "It's best to do it all at once, sowhat I want to do later is not easy to do in China, and it will have a bad impact. As for the United Stateswhatever! Damn it.  "I have to say that you are becoming more and more unruly," said the customer service girl, "I'm beginning to miss the old Zhu Runfa." ""A few minutes later, Zhu Runfa walked into a local pet shelter.  "Oh! Man, are you playing the role of a black special police officer?" A volunteer greeted him with a smile, "Your clothes are really cool. My name is Mike, and I am a volunteer here. Nice to meet you.  "I'm glad to see you too," Zhu Runfa shook his hand, "Everyone calls me Mr. Z, you can call me Z"  Sir?" Maxon gave him a funny look, "Okay! I don't mean to offend you, but you may be too involved. Who is your partner? I guess it's J. I like Wei!  "Actually," Zhu Runfa shrugged, "My partner is Ms. S." "Wow! It's actually a girl," Mike whistled and said with a smile, "Then you are much luckier than Will Smith.  , at least you don¡¯t have to partner with an old man. Okay! Let¡¯s get back to the subject, are you here to adopt a pet? Do you want to adopt a cat? Or a lizard?  They are all gentle and can definitely bring joy to your family. " "Full variety?" Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes, "Do you have a panda here? Hey, hey, the one that is particularly violent.  "Uh! It doesn't seem like this." Mike looked at him speechlessly and said, "Man, that kind of cute guy has a better life than me. Do you think he will come to us?"  Just kidding," Zhu Runfa smiled, "Actually, I might need some dogs." "Some?" Mike frowned, "Man, I think you may have come to the wrong place. We are not a profit-making organization.  If you need some dogs to do something for you, I don't think you should come here. I don't think a family needs to use the word "some"! "You're right, man!"  He smiled and nodded, "I'm not here for pets. In fact I represent the federal government." "The federal government?" Mike couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "Man, your joke is not" His words  Before he finished speaking, a document had already appeared in front of him.  "This is" Mike was dumbfounded looking at the seal and signature of the document.  "That's right! This is the order issued by the Oval Office," Zhu Runfa said seriously, "It is a special order signed by Mr. President himself." "Hey man! This is not funny," Mike quickly took a few steps back,  "I think you need a psychiatrist now. You are too involved in the drama. Forgery of presidential orders will lead to jail time. Leave quickly, or I will call the police." "Okay! Mike!" Zhu Yunfa said and took out  He picked up an instrument and then started operating it, "Let me see, Mikeah, yes! Mike Alexander McDonald, 30 years old, lives at 76 Thirty-second Street, social security number is xxx  Oh, you were sentenced to ten years for robbery and you were paroled last month for good behavior, so now you're doing community work, am I right?" "How do you know this?  Mike was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and shouted in panic, "Man, you are not a serial killer! How long have you been watching me? God, if I had known, I wouldn't have applied for parole, even though I was in there!"  The chrysanthemum is not safe, but it¡¯s still safe. Listen to me, man, don¡¯t come here. The police come here every day.¡±  Big, he laughed dryly and said, "I think you are overthinking it. I represent the federal government and I am here to requisition some dogs. I am not a serial killer. By the way, are you a persecuted paranoia?" "I'm telling you.  "Don't try to lie to me," Mike hid behind the table and screamed, "Man, I've seen through you. Hey, is there anyone inside? Rosa, call the police, there is a serial killer here."  Mike! What happened?" A fat middle-aged black woman came out of the room, "What serial killer?" "Hey! Rosa, go in and call the police," Mike shouted, "There is a madman here, he is watching.  "I've been here for a long time, and I'm probably a serial killer." "Good morning, madam!" Zhu Runfa stopped paying attention to the yelling Mike and looked at the middle-aged black woman named Rosa, with a helpless smile on his face.  , "Maybe this gentleman has some misunderstanding about me. He seems to be a little abnormal here." He pointed to his head with his finger.  "Wow! You are so handsome," Rosa glanced at him, then smiled, "Ignore that guy, he just came out of it last month and was scared." "Rosa! Damn it, don't  Believe him"" Mike yelled, "Get away from him, he's a madman."  " " Such a lady!  Zhu Runfa smiled and said to Rosa, "I came here today to ask you to help me with something. I think" "No problem!"  I will help anyone who can," Rosa interrupted him with a smile, and then suddenly winked at him, "Hey, you haven't introduced me yet, what's your name?  Do you have a girlfriend?  I'm single now" "" Zhu Runfa's face was dark Well, his face was already dark now, so it was even darker. Cold sweat broke out on his head, "Ma'am please don't joke.  , I have business now!  " "Shh!  Call me Sasha," Rosa looked at him with a face full of love. "You are the most handsome man I have ever seen. Seeing you is like seeing my first love.  Dear, tell me, what is your name?  " "Sa, Sasha?"  "Zhu Runfa shuddered violently, and was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and cold sweat poured down his head. Just kidding, if there is a hot black pearl, Mr. Zhu Da will also accept it,  But this plump black aunt It¡¯s better not to compete with the black uncles. In other words, he finally knows why so many black people are looking at him today. It is undoubtedly because the customer service girl made his face so handsome.  It¡¯s so in line with black people¡¯s aesthetics that even the black aunt in front of him is attracted to him. ¡°Ahem!  Aunt Rosa!  Zhu Runfa laughed incoherently, "Haha, thatwhat, I suddenly remembered something very important to do."  You see, I still need to create the future of mankind, Planet Skaron is waiting for my reinforcements, and the peace of the universe still needs me to maintain, so I have to live up to your wishes, auntie.  Well, I'm going to M78 Nebula to talk to Mr. Ultraman about fighting the little monsters, so I'm leaving first.  "After saying that, he quickly walked towards the door without waiting for the black woman to react. Well, getting dogs is very important, but it would be a big loss to sacrifice your appearance to get a few dogs, so I had to find another one. But it was also him.  Unfortunately, just when he was about to walk out of the door, a man in a police uniform suddenly walked in from the door. When Mike saw this man, he immediately shouted happily: "Officer Will, you came just in time, there is one here.  He's a serial killer, catch him.  " Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes when he heard this and was speechless for a moment.
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