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Text Chapter 80 It¡¯s been a long time since I gave advice to newcomers

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    "Poof! Bah, bah, bah!" Zhu Runfa climbed out of the exploding and burning off-road vehicle with a dark face, and then shouted loudly before he could stand upright: "Who are you? Which country are you from?" "You  Who are you? Which family are you from?" the other party asked at the same time.  Neither of them answered each other's questions, but looked at each other with squinted eyes, their faces becoming ugly.  For both of them, if there are two clients on a small planet at the same time, it is definitely not good news.  Because this means that the resources will be divided at least half, and then the two people will only have a life-or-death relationship, and there is no other possibility.  Zhu Runfa observed the other party carefully and found that the other party looked a bit similar to a Caucasian race, but the details were slightly different.  He always looks unusually tall and strong, with white but not rough skin, a high nose, and looks a bit like a Frenchman, but his hair is thick and curly like a black man's, and his eyes are pure black almond-shaped eyes.  In short, it seems that the characteristics of all races can be found in him, but he does not look like any other race on earth.  Skaron was also observing him. Compared to him, his opponent was quite thin. It was rare to see such a thin figure.  His hair is black and straight, a bit like people from the Northern Kingdom. His skin is a bit dark and yellow, which has the characteristics of southerners. His flat nose is like the blood of nomads on the grassland. His eyes are almond black like his own.  In short, in his opinion, Mr. Zhu Da also has the characteristics of all races, but he doesn't look like anyone of any race.  "Who are you?" Sika Long stared at Zhu Runfa and said, "Why do you have an interstellar client? Give me your name." Zhu Runfa glanced at him lightly, pursed his lips and said nothing for a long time, and then his expression  He solemnly said to the customer service girl: "Block the sound, Xiaoshan, have you found out the other party's location?" "Yes! The other party's sound has been blocked in one direction," the customer service girl said, "I'm looking for his locationeh.  "Isn't this scientific?" the customer service girl suddenly exclaimed.  "What's wrong?" Zhu Runfa said in a deep voice, "Can't you find the other party's location?" "No!" The customer service girl said in a strange tone, "The other party's location has been found, but the key is that the other party is not on the earth.  It is in an extremely distant place. This distance cannot be described in earth's distance units. In short, you only need to know that it is in a very, very far away place. However, this is strange, since the other party is not on the earth.  Then why does he look so similar to you humans? "Isn't it scientific?" "In an extremely distant alien planet?" Zhu Runfa breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and said with a relaxed smile.  The earth is good, otherwise a war between two client holders would definitely be much more terrifying than a war between two arms dealers. At most, the other party would have a lot of arms, and a war between two client holders would be much more terrifying.  As long as one side has star coins, it will definitely be a space battleship battle. " "But this is unscientific?" the customer service girl said a little crazy, "Since they are so far away, why are the two races so similar?  No difference at all!" "Maybe it's just a coincidence?" Zhu Runfa said with a smile, "The universe is full of wonders, maybe it's just a coincidence. What's weird about the two races being similar?" "I've said it before.  ! That's impossible." The customer service girl said, "As you people on earth said, no leaf in the world is exactly the same. This theory is the same in different places in the universe.  That is absolutely impossible. Let alone different planets, even if they are on the same planet, it may not be possible to produce different creatures with the same appearance. As the orangutans of the 7778-like race, the genetic difference between them and humans is only 1.23%.  Everyone says that humans are the most similar to orangutans. But let me ask you, do you really think you look like an orangutan? "Nonsense!" Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes, "What the hell do you think you look like an orangutan?"  " "You see, this is the problem," the customer service girl said, "The appearance of all living things is determined by genes. The genetic information of each piece of genetic code determines the growth direction of the living thing. If it is an orangutan, then unless it is an orangutan.  One day its genes will mutate and become exactly the same as humans. Otherwise, it will only look like an orangutan and cannot look exactly like humans. If this happens, then its genes must be very close to humans.  Although the alien in front of me is far away, in terms of racial characteristics, he is at least closer to humans on earth than chimpanzees. It¡¯s a pity that he can¡¯t see the other person¡¯s entire body, otherwise he would be able to see it.  I've judged it accurately. Maybe she has seven or eight nipples on her chest, or maybe her vagina.If you have two XX, you will be far different from the humans on earth.  Well, that must be the case, there must be a difference, otherwise it would not be scientific.  "    "Well!  Is there any other way to say this?  Zhu Runfa felt embarrassed when he heard that. He said with shame: "Forget it, just think that they all have two XX!"  No matter how far away we are, it's impossible for us to catch each other and dissect him.  Unblock!  " "The blocking has been lifted!  " "Why don't you reply to my words?  Skaron shouted, "Which family are you from?"  answer me!  " "What's going on with this guy?  Zhu Runfa said strangely, "Didn't he ask his own smart customer service?"  Just ask and you will know that I am not from their planet.  " "I'll check it out.  "The customer service girl said something, then checked the other party's information, and said with a smile: "So that's it, the other party is a level three energy civilization.  This client was activated a year ago. Its intelligent customer service does not have self-intelligence, so it does not automatically query your information for it.  " "Level 3 civilization, that's not low," Zhu Runfa said even more strangely, "Even if the intelligent customer service has no self-intelligence, can he still issue an order to check it himself?  He doesn¡¯t even know this!  " "This is the characteristic of energy civilization," the customer service girl said. "Because they focus on the evolution of the body, their technological products may be very underdeveloped.  In fact, many closed energy civilizations have reached level five civilization, and their social systems are still the same as those in the Middle Ages. As for technological products, they may not exist at all.  Because this type of civilization is more likely to produce powerful religions, and these religions will consciously obliterate anything that does not conform to the existing system.  Technology is difficult to develop, and there is no need to develop it. Think about it, if everyone on the earth can dismantle tanks with their bare hands, then why are you still building tanks?  The world this guy lives in should be like this. Originally there were no technological items. After getting the client, the intelligent customer service did not have enough self-awareness to guide him.  So I estimate that he doesn¡¯t know many things except buying and selling items through smart customer service.  "    "Um!  I kind of understand what you mean," Zhu Runfa nodded and smiled, "It's like an illiterate using a computer. Apart from watching movies, he probably can't do anything else.  What's even more tragic is that no one has taught him yet, so he relies entirely on personal exploration?  " "That's right!  And he¡¯s an illiterate from the Middle Ages,¡± the customer service girl chuckled, ¡°This is the best!  Even if you don¡¯t cheat, you¡¯ll be sorry for yourself.  " "Nonsense!  Zhu Runfa reprimanded with a straight face, "What is cheating? This is called mentoring newcomers!"  and, just want to trick others, do you have anything that can trick others?  "    "Well!  That¡¯s right!  "The customer service girl opened her mouth and was speechless. There is almost nothing in Zhu Runfa's Star Store now, so even if you want to trick people, you can't do it! "I think it's better to listen to what they say first," Zhu Runfa laughed.  Said: "Get familiar with it first, and then well, find an opportunity to trick me again!  "    "Why!  That¡¯s right!  "The customer service girl's eyes lit up, "I know how to do it, it's up to me.  "Immediately, she sent a message to the other party's customer service. Ten seconds later, the voice of the intelligent customer service machine rang from Skaron: "The other party's member sent a greeting: Mr. Z from a distant planet, congratulations on your victory.  Interstellar Taobao client, I wish you can move forward on the road of civilization evolution and bravely climb to the top.  " "A distant planet," Skalong, who was full of anger, was stunned for a moment, "The other party is not from this planet?  Is he from an alien planet?  "    "yes!  The other person is from an alien planet," the intelligent customer service officer who received the clear instruction to ask the question replied, "The other person is the holder of client No. 76, and the planet he is on  "His intelligent customer service said a terminology that made him dizzy. "Well, in short, he didn't understand it, but he finally understood one thing, the other party would not compete with him for resources. So, his face immediately changed.  Look good. ¡°Thank you for your blessing!  "Skalong's attitude turned 180 degrees, and he stammered and said with a smile: "I also wish you the same blessingto move forward bravely and bravely climb the peak on the road of advancement of civilization.  "    "Ha ha!  The little guy is quite interesting!  Zhu Runfa laughed and said, "I haven't heard anyone talk to me like this for a long time. It's a pity, Mr. Z, I have no peak to climb now."  Alas, it¡¯s so cold at high places.  " "Little guy?  "Sika Long was furious when he heard this title. As a noble earth warrior, even his father would not call him that, because it would undermine his majesty as an earth warrior. But the second half of Zhu Runfa's sentence,  He was immediately frightened. What does it mean that there is no peak to climb? Does it mean that the other party has reached the top?Caron swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked cautiously: "I wonder what the civilization level of this Master Z is?" "My civilization level?" Zhu Runfa said with a dumb smile, "You can ask your smart customer service to check it! You  You don¡¯t even know how to query, right?¡± ¡°Yes! Of course I understand!¡± Sika Long knew that he was making a joke, so he gave a tentative order to the intelligent customer service, ¡°Check Master Z¡¯s civilization level.¡±  Yes! Querying please wait," the intelligent customer service replied, "The query is completed, the other party is the holder of client 76, the civilization level is confidential!" "The holder of client 76 is confidential?"  Cold sweat broke out on Kalong's head, and he asked subconsciously: "Customer service! Can my civilization level be kept secret? How many clients are there in Taobao that keep the civilization level secret?" "First question! Member No. 67xxx898, you  The level of civilization cannot be kept secret," the intelligent customer service said, "The second question! The client does not have enough permissions to answer." "The permissions are not enough to answer!" Sika Long's legs softened and he almost fell to the ground.  There is no longer the arrogance of the so-called earth warriors.  No matter how rustic he is, he still knows how terrifying the gap in civilization levels is. There is no comparison between him, a person who has barely entered the ranks of the races in the universe, and the other person.  "Lord Z!" Skalong knelt down and gave Zhu Runfa a great gift to meet the king, "The humble Skalong greets you!" Skalong's planet has been in the Middle Ages for tens of thousands of years.  Under that kind of feudal system, the strict hierarchy etiquette has been deeply rooted in everyone's bones, and Skalong is no exception.  Although he is also a member of Taobao, Skalong thought that he had seen a being that he could not look up to, so he gave this gift without any feeling of disobedience in his heart.  However, Zhu Runfa was startled by his actions and almost subconsciously wanted to move aside.  Because in today's China, there are very few living people kneeling to the living. The living only kneel down when worshiping the dead, which makes him very unaccustomed.  Fortunately, the other party kept his head down and didn't see his embarrassment.  Zhu Runfa composed himself, then smiled and said: "Get up!" "Thank you, Master Z!" Sika Long stood up first, then bent over Zhu Runfa, and finally stood up straight.  "Yeah! Little guy!" Zhu Runfa laughed in a voice full of vicissitudes of life, "In so many years, this is the first time I have seen a race that is so similar to ours. However, you seem to be interested in the client of this interstellar Taobao black market  , are you not very familiar with the application? " "It's not just unfamiliar, it's simply ignorant!" Skaron said with a wry smile, "Master Z, you know that our civilization is classified as energy civilization, and I have never been exposed to it before.  I have to figure it all out on my own, but I always end up with problems Mr. Z, can you can you give me some advice?  Then he said with a smile: "Yeah! Never mind! We are destined, and I haven't given advice to newcomers for a long time, so I will guide you in how to use it. Well, give me a drop of blood first." "A drop of blood?" Skalong  He was a little confused, but he was overjoyed and didn't think much about it. He used the knife he carried to drain about a hundred milliliters of blood and sent it directly to Zhu Runfa through the dark space network. Then he asked with some anxiety: "Z  Sir, have you seen this enough? " "Yes! That's enough!" Zhu Runfa smiled with satisfaction, then suddenly straightened his face and said to Sika Long, "Then, as a senior, I will come now.  "Teach you the first lesson." "Please teach me." Sika Long bowed respectfully, "I'm all ears." "The first lesson I want to teach you is" Zhu Runfa said every word.  On Taobao, don¡¯t give your blood or the blood of your kind to anyone at any time!¡± ¡°What!¡± Sika Long¡¯s eyes widened.
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