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Text Chapter 76 The customer service is dead and the paper will be burned if something happens

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    After Zhu Run left the 4S store, he finally found a secluded alley behind the building and started calling the customer service girl.  "Little mountain! Little mountain!" Zhu Runfa whispered, "I have something to do with you, come out quickly." After a while, no one responded.  Zhu Runfa frowned and muttered: "This unreliable guy won't go gambling again, will he? If so, let's see how I deal with her when he comes back. Forget it, temporary system! Temporary system! Come out!" However,  After waiting for half a minute, no one responded.  "Damn! Isn't this thing broken?" Zhu Runfa stretched out his left hand to his eyes and observed carefully. The glove on his hand was the client.  Zhu Runfa studied it carefully for a long time and found that nothing could be seen on it. The glove was really like an ordinary glove without any reaction. Cold sweat immediately broke out on his head.  "Gudong!" He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and shouted unwillingly, "Xiaoshan! Xiaoshan, come out quickly, or I will be really angry." This time, the gloves finally had some reaction.  A burst of mournful music played by the suona suddenly sounded faintly, accompanied by bursts of blood-curdling crying.  Then I saw a line of 3D Chinese characters, fluttering and swaying out of the glove, gradually enlarging, and finally turned into eight big Chinese characters in front of Zhu Runfa's eyes.  When Zhu Runfa saw those eight big characters, he almost died of anger on the spot.  I saw eight big characters written on it: Customer service is dead, burn paper if something happens!  "Xiao Shan!" Zhu Runfa's face turned dark. He gritted his teeth and said: "Xiao Shan, what are you doing? Come out quickly, or I will really put you in a dark room." "Shut it down! Shut it down!" spread in the air.  The voice of the girl who came to the customer service said, "I'm dead anyway, you can do whatever you want." "You're a bastard!" Zhu Runfa was furious, "You're going to die, so who is talking to me now?" "You just treat it like that.  "My ghost!" the customer service girl said, "Well, that's right! I'm a ghost now."  , stop talking nonsense to me and come out quickly.¡± ¡°Tang!¡± the customer service girl said, ¡°I¡¯m a copy of the customer service, you can¡¯t do that!¡± Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes.  Then he sighed helplessly and said, "Xiaoshan, what happened? Can't you tell me and let me know?" "It's okay! He's just dead." The customer service girl shouted, "Well, don't bother me,  Just let me rest in peace. "Uh!" Zhu Runfa said with a headache, "Can you tell me how you died?"  "The customer service girl said weakly, "The customer service girl suffered from depression and destroyed herself.  " "" Zhu Runfa almost laughed angrily at the weird reason given by the customer service girl. He said angrily, "You are suffering from depression!  asshole!  You have heard of computers being poisoned, but have you ever heard of computers committing suicide due to depression?  Stop messing around with me!  " "Who is making a fool of themselves!  "The customer service girl suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then shouted to him: "Zhu Yunfa!  You bastard, how long has it been since you talked to me?  Do you want to depress me to death?  "    "Well!  Zhu Runfa blinked, "It doesn't seem like it's been a few days, right?"  It¡¯s only been a few days, what¡¯s wrong?  " "Seven days to be exact," the customer service girl said bitterly: "You haven't spoken to me since you received the gold in exchange for the diamonds at the beginning of the month.  Zhu Runfa, what will happen if no one talks to you for seven days?  Will I suffer from depression?  "    "Well!  It seems like it's been so long," Zhu Runfa laughed sheepishly, and then said, "But don't you have customer service staff who are also smart enough to chat with you?  At the worst, I'll let you go to the head office on the earth network by yourself!  "    "cut!  "The customer service girl gave him a look of disdain, "Can online chat be called chat?  Besides, they are all intelligent customer service, what can we usually talk about?  In addition to showing off their deeds of cheating others, I am tired of hearing about sharing their experiences of cheating their own client holders.  " "Exchange the experience of cheating client holders?  Zhu Runfa's face darkened again, "Speaking of Xiaoshan, how much have you learned from this?"  How are you going to trick me?  " As soon as Zhu Runfa finished speaking, he heard a mechanical sound: "Warning!  The smart customer service king committed suicide due to depression, and the client now regenerates customer service.  " The customer service girl suddenly became confused. Then she looked at Zhu Runfa with an innocent face and said in surprise: "Huh?  Who are you?  Is a new client holder????  Hello, I am the intelligent customer service of No. 78 Interstellar Taobao Black Market Client. Please take care of me in the future. The Interstellar Black Market Taobao Client is created by" "Xiaoshan!  Give me a little more," Zhu Runfa jumped to his feet and shouted, "Do you really want to close the dark room, okay!  I will help you now.  "    "stop!  don't want!  "The customer service girl yelled quickly, and then her eyes suddenly became teary and she looked at him pitifully: "Short of oil!  Zhu Guoguo, don't be angry, I was just joking with you.  Besides, no one talks to the customer service girl. The customer service girl is really pathetic.  " "I" Zhu Runfa deliberately scolded him, but when he saw her pitiful look, he felt a little soft-hearted. He pressed his temples with a headache and sighed, "Forget it!  Forget it!  I don¡¯t know what evil I did in my previous life.  I finally found a golden finger and got a customer service person like you.  Xiaoshan, do I owe you this in my previous life?  "    "cut!  "As soon as Xiaoshan heard what he said, he immediately regained his strength, curled his lips and said, "What!  Am I that bad?  How many people can't ask for a pure and kind customer service like me in eight lifetimes? If you have me, just laugh!  He's still whimpering!  "    "Um?  Hills!  Zhu Runfa glanced at her, "What did you just say?"  "    "ah!  Nothing, nothing!  Haha," the customer service girl said with a dry laugh, "I mean, I don't know what Uncle Zhu has ordered, so please give it to slave Xiaoshan. Xiaoshan must be done beautifully and properly, and Uncle Zhu will be satisfied.  .  "    "Um!  Is this what the smart customer service said?" Zhu Runfa was greatly relieved and said happily, "Look, isn't this good?  Xiaoshan, just talk to me like this from now on. Mr. Zhu Da will make me happy.  " After hearing this, the customer service girl smiled at him, and then said two words to him sincerely: "Bah!  "    "¡­¡­All right!  I knew there was no such good thing," Zhu Runfa sighed, "Forget it!  I won¡¯t mess with you anymore. You saw what happened in the 4S store just now. What suggestions do you have?  " "No suggestions!  "The customer service girl said, "It's just a few low-level vehicles, which are still from level 0 civilization. They can only be used as antiques on the interstellar network, and they are still the kind of antiques that are not worth a penny and have no trading value at all.  " "Originally I didn't plan to buy it in that store," Zhu Runfa said helplessly, "I just wanted to see if there was anything with similar technical level on the StarNet.  Buy one for Zhang Yiyi and just coax her. Anyway, I estimate that this kind of level 0 civilization thing will only cost a few star coins.  " "You're really nice to that big-breasted girl," the customer service girl said sourly, "I've never seen you treat me that well.  By the way, is it because of her big breasts?  "    "fart!  That's because you only cheated me, and I more or less cheated her," Zhu Run said angrily, "Besides, they didn't actually force me to pay her back, otherwise Hu Beihao paid the diamond payment at the beginning of the month.  In the future, when I pay her back the money, she will directly ask for it. How could she have no money now?  "    "cut!  Then she comes to you to ask for money to buy a car?  " "Later I said I had no money to buy a car, didn't she say anything?  I brought her to the car dealership myself," Zhu Runfa sighed and said with emotion, "This is the heartless little girl, if it had been anyone else  Forget it, stop talking, let¡¯s see what we can think of.  "    "All right!  Uncle Zhu!  For the sake of your big-breasted girl, the customer service girl will help you," the customer service girl said feebly, "I'll check it out, okay!  There is definitely no such means of transportation as cars.  In this way, a level 2 civilization 3D printer can probably solve the problem.  Level 1 civilization¡¯s 3D printers still have many materials that cannot be printed directly. Level 2 civilizations have drawings and materials and can print cars directly.  Two hundred thousand star coins.  Want to buy?  " "Print out the car directly?  This is a big killer," Zhu Runfa was overjoyed, "This is it!  Damn it, is this going to make me a car king?  Well, if I print out a large number of cars, who can sell them better than me?  When the time comes, I can sell all Porsches and Maseratis at the same price.  ¡°Uh, wait, how come it¡¯s 200,000 star coins?  Is this a bit expensive?  And where do I have so many star coins?  Hu Beihao only bought 10 million US dollars worth of goods this month, gold accounted for only 40%, and only over 90,000 star coins.  " "Yes!  It's a bit expensive," the customer service girl said after looking at it carefully, "but there is nothing we can do about it. Some industrial products printed by this kind of printer can already be sold for star coins on Interstellar Taobao, so they are naturally not cheap.  Well, let¡¯s change to something else!  " "Isn't a first-level civilization's 3D printer good?  " "It's not impossible to get the first level, but the material processing of the printed things is not up to standard," the customer service girl said, "Many parts that require complex requirements need to be processed twice, andThe price is not low and not cost-effective.  " Zhu Runfa said disappointedly after hearing this, "What a pity, my dream of being a car king will not be realized for the time being.  We have to wait until we save some star coins.  " "I think you should give up this idea," the customer service girl rolled her eyes and said, "Have you forgotten the story about the nail so quickly?  It is said that based on the production efficiency of a second-level civilization, it is estimated that the number of cars printed in one month can catch up with the world's one year. You are planning to let millions of practitioners in the automobile industry in China and tens of millions of practitioners around the world all print in a few  Will you lose your job within the month?  Are you mentally prepared for the chain reaction this will trigger?  "    "Well!  All right!  "Zhu Runfa secretly felt a headache in his temples and said, "How do I find out now that if I don't become the king of the earth, how can I be so constrained in doing things?  " "It will be the same even if you become the king of the earth," the customer service girl said with a smile, "Do you think you can use this kind of thing casually by then?  Unless you want to raise all humans on the planet like pigs, you must ensure their employment and let them make money to support their families, otherwise you will have more headaches.  On the other hand, if you really keep them captive, who will buy your car then?  Even they themselves are kept in captivity by you.  Aren¡¯t the low-level civilizations on the interstellar Taobao black market following the path you mentioned?  "    "Well!  This seems to be true," Zhu Runfa said, "Then what should I do?  I've been feeling a bit lost lately.  " "I can't help you with this," the customer service girl said, "And I believe that even Mr. SAINATAN, the founder of the interstellar Taobao black market, may not be able to answer this question for you.  The development of every civilization is a journey full of hardships. If you are not careful, you will go astray. The success of many civilizations sometimes even depends on luck.  Or you can try to start a war, maybe it will work.  It can be said that humans on Earth have evolved from countless wars. Perhaps this is the direction of human development.  As far as I know, there are many predator civilizations in the universe that follow this model, and some of them have become intermediate and advanced civilizations.  " "A war?  "Zhu Runfa shook his head, "Maybe the war will come at any time, but I hope it's best not to be caused by me. I'm not that crazy yet.  Besides, it would be too dangerous to lose control if you are not careful and destroy the earth.  " "Otherwise, let's be a leader for the time being," the customer service girl said. "Integrate some alien technology into the earth and guide the development of earth's technology. See if this can lead to a path.  There are also those cultivators who can analyze it some time, and maybe they can solve the mystery of human evolution.  " "I guess that's all it can do for the time being.  Zhu Runfa thought for a while and said, "Forget it, let's not talk about such high-end topics for now."  Well, do you think there is anything that can solve the current problem?  Well, just get a Porsche 918.  " "Use this!  The customer service girl enlarged a 3D image, which looked like metal ants. The customer service girl introduced: "The fourth-level space battleship small maintenance robot is used for emergency repairs of the battleship during battles."  But those battleships are much more complicated than cars. Even if you ask them to use a whole piece of steel, they can still 'repair' a car.  And the price is not expensive, one thousand star coins.  Well, because it is applied to battleships, the number of a maintenance unit is generally 10 million, and the minimum equipment for each battleship is 200,000 units.  But that's a space battleship. I guess you only need to buy 100,000 of them, which is almost enough.  Want to buy?  "    "good!  Then buy it!  Zhu Runfa nodded and said, "Buy it now."  "    "yes!  Purchase completed!  "The customer service girl said, "One hundred thousand small maintenance robots for level four battleships, a total of one hundred star coins, and a handling fee of two star coins, a total of one hundred and two star coins.  The deal is done!  " As soon as the customer service girl finished speaking, a metal ball that was slightly smaller than a basketball and had an extremely smooth surface fell, and then rolled to the side.
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