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Text Chapter 45 The Forgotten Mr. Zhu Da

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    All right!  Everyone matures one day, and Mr. Zhu Da seems to be showing signs of maturity now.  In order to see himself better, when he reflected on himself, he also made a major decision, that is - study!  That¡¯s right!  Just read!  But he wasn't reading novels, nor mathematics, physics, and chemistry. He was reading books on philosophy, religion, and sociology.  It is said that philosophy is the study of all issues, and almost every big shot has studied it. In other words, many big shots are themselves great philosophers, so Mr. Zhu Da, who is determined to move towards the goal of being a big shot, naturally wants to read it.  In fact, Mr. Zhu Da also has another intention that he is embarrassed to admit, that is, even if he cannot read it, he can use it to pretend to be B in the future.  But is it effective Mr. Zhu Da said that he no longer has insomnia recently.  After eating, I lie down on the virtual beach and read. After reading for a few minutes, I start to have wild thoughts, and then fall asleep in a daze. If I am really bored, I will watch a live office broadcast of the Presbyterian Church. This is Mr. Zhu Da  Ten days of joy.  But his happy life has ruined many people.  Yes, I was really scared!  Legend has it that Comrade Major General once conducted an experiment. He locked more than a dozen captured foreign elite agents and more than a hundred heinous criminals in such a confinement room to test the effects of the confinement room.  As a result, those criminals who committed murder without batting an eye all collapsed in less than eight hours. They even committed the crime of peeping at the neighbor's bath when they were children.  The most powerful of those elite agents persisted for three days, and then committed suicide when he couldn't bear it anymore, not to mention the other agents.  There are even rumors that Comrade Major General once imprisoned a dog inside as a joke to frighten the new recruits. As a result, the dog also hit the wall and died, creating a historical precedent for animals to commit suicide by hitting the wall.  But Mr. Zhu Da¡¯s performance shocked everyone. This gentleman stayed there for ten days. Not only did he not suffer a psychological breakdown, but he seemed to be in better spirits.  When someone delivered the meal the day before yesterday, this guy even had the guts to chew on the steamed buns while complaining that the pork used by the cooking team was not fresh and that the white rice porridge was too thin. He suspected that the logistics were corrupt again.  The soldier delivering the meal was so nervous that he almost pulled out his pistol and shot Mr. Zhu Da dead.  By the way, is that soldier not nervous? He can stay in such a harsh environment for seven or eight days. Who knows which intelligence organization trained a super monster? Maybe the other party can kill him instantly with a spoon.  So from the day before yesterday, every time when I delivered food to Mr. Zhu Da, a squad of soldiers in full armor followed behind. The posture was almost the same as delivering food to the seven elders.  In the end, Mr. Zhu Da's miraculous performance spread throughout the entire camp. Well, it can now be called China's 51st District. Everyone knew that there was a super monster locked up in the solitary confinement room for ten days.  , until the news reached the ears of Comrade Major General.  "Who is Zhu Runfa?" Comrade Major General asked a soldier doubtfully. Well, he was the one responsible for monitoring Zhu Runfa.  "Uh! General, you are the one who personally ordered him to be imprisoned." The soldier broke into a cold sweat. "You asked me to keep an eye on him and notify you when he can't hold on any longer. Wouldn't you?  "Have you forgotten?" "Is there such a thing?" Comrade Major General thought about it carefully, "It seems to be true, huh? Isn't he still in jail? Isn't he still alive?"  "Have you already let him go?" Comrade Major General also broke into a cold sweat. Ever since the alien object appeared, Comrade Major General had forgotten about Zhu Runfa. How could he remember that he was imprisoning such a person?  "General! You have to speak according to your conscience," the soldier said anxiously, "When did you give the order to release people?" This scapegoat could lead to death, so of course the soldier would not do it.  "No? Well, don't worry about such details, haha!" The major general laughed dryly, wiped his cold sweat and said, "So how is this kid doing now? Is he crazy or dead? Could it be that he already stinks in there?  Well. Well, it would be really troublesome" After saying that, he looked at the soldier with subtle eyes, and it was obvious that he had some bad intentions.  "As I just reported." The soldier couldn't help rolling his eyes. He had no expectations for this man's moral integrity. He said in a calm tone: "He is not crazy or dead. He eats well and is in good health.  He's great, he's still full of energy. The day before yesterday, he revealed that the pork purchased by the logistics department was stale, and the base uncovered a corruption case. "That's right!  The entire 51st District was under Mr. Zhu Da's surveillance. Of course he had to mention someone who was preventing him from eating stale pork, but he didn't expect that someone would actually check it out and find it right away.  "You're not dead, you're not crazy, and you're still full of energy?" Comrade Major General simply didn't want to believe his ears, and his eyes almost popped out of his head in shock.?, "How can you tell whether the pork is fresh or not after being locked up for ten days?" At this moment, he even began to doubt his own professional level. When did the confinement room become so useless?  "That's right! But there's more to it," the soldier said in a rather strange tone, as if he had seen something he couldn't believe. "I've paid special attention to it in the past ten days and found one very strange thing. He  The daily food standard is the same as ours. According to the standard of four kilograms of food and one kilogram of water per day, ten days is fifty kilograms. However, within ten days, I have never seen him go to the toilet once, not even to urinate  Do you think this is normal? " "Nonsense! If this were a normal world, there would be no monsters," the major general broke into a cold sweat. "Take me to see, damn, 'they' are not mistaken, are they?  Is this kid really let's go and take a look." The two hurriedly arrived at the base control room. When they arrived, they found that it was more lively than expected. Not only were the soldiers in charge of monitoring whispering to each other secretly on the screen.  Look, there are even a few bored generals standing there in admiration.  As soon as the military spy came in, the air in the control room became stagnant, and the scene suddenly became deserted. All the soldiers immediately became loyal to their duties. Several generals with higher military ranks than him even excused themselves from being busy with official duties.  Just slipped away.  Well, speaking of Comrade Major General's profession, it is almost impossible to be well-received by others, so this situation is easy to understand.  Comrade Major General didn't care about them. When he got closer to the screen and took a look, he was stunned. He saw that Mr. Zhu Da had been sitting on a chair and squatting in a super twisted horse stance.  He pointed at the screen with some trembling and said: "He has been squatting in this state for ten days?" "That's right!" the soldier said, "Is there anything strange? He has been like this all the time. We are all used to it.  "Are you used to it? Damn it, do you think this is something a normal human being can do?" The major general is going crazy.  Can a person who poses like this and never moves for ten days in a row be an ordinary person?  ¡°He knows that there are many strange people and strange people in this world, and these people are not something he can afford to offend.  These people don't care what kind of major general you are. If you offend them, they will directly let you die in an unexplained and reasonable manner.  Thinking of this, the major general felt bad. It would be too unfair if he was killed inexplicably in the future due to a moment of negligence.  It is said that Comrade Major General thinks he has a bright future, but he doesn't want to die for his country so soon.  "The order you gave me was to wait until he could no longer hold on any longer before reporting." The soldier said aggrievedly, "Do I dare to report unless there are special circumstances?" "I" the major general was speechless.  This was indeed his order, and I really can't blame the soldier.  He turned around irritably, then suddenly thought of something, his face changed, a stiff zombie-like smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he blinked hard, and asked the soldier: "Do you think my smile is okay?"  Is it good-looking? It¡¯s friendly, right?¡± The soldier trembled, took a few steps back, and nodded desperately: ¡°Good-looking! It¡¯s friendly, it¡¯s definitely friendly!¡±  They all pouted their lips.  "That's good! Then I'm relieved." The major general kept this weird smile, turned off the monitor that monitored Zhu Runfa, and then walked out.  "Hoo!" a soldier yelled strangely, "Am I dreaming, the general actually smiled? Well, although the smile is ugly, the sun is rising in the west." "It's not just an ugly smile," another soldier said  He smiled and said, "I don't know why, but his smile reminded me of the time when Hai Dafu and Eunuch Hai knew that Wei Xiaobao had found the emperor as his backer. Well, comrades, what do you think Comrade General is going to do?" No one here is stupid.  The people looked at each other, and all looked at the monitor that was turned off, with the fire of gossip burning in their eyes.  "Bada" the monitor was turned on again, several soldiers looked at each other excitedly, and sneakily surrounded the display screen.  Comrade Major General maintained a zombie-like smile. After scaring away more than a dozen patrolling soldiers and paralyzing a suspicious logistics officer, he finally arrived at the confinement room or confinement box where Zhu Runfa was imprisoned.  After sending away the guarding soldiers, Comrade Major General rubbed his face uneasily to make himself look more friendly, and then opened the door of the solitary room.  "Is Mr. Zhu Runfa here?" A smile uglier than crying appeared on the major general's face, and he said in a polite tone like a postman from Japan, "Major General Zhou from China's xxx department came to visit. I apologize for disturbing you."  " "Comrade Major General! You took the wrong medicine,"??Zhu Runfa walked out slowly and said, "Why are you pretending to be fine like a little devil? Well, the weather is really nice today." He stretched as he said.  Comrade Major General looked carefully and saw that the Mr. Zhu Da in front of him was spotless. The white T-shirt on his upper body was as clean and fresh as if it had just been washed, without any odor.  What's even more exaggerated is that under the high temperature of 35 degrees, there was not even a drop of sweat on his forehead.  He couldn't help but tremble in his heart, and the smile on his face became brighter or uglier.  When he just opened the door, he knew that due to the heat accumulation effect caused by the special design of this confinement room, the temperature inside was even hotter than outside, reaching at least forty degrees.  At times like this, even if a strong man who could kill a tiger with his bare hands was sent in, he would probably die of dehydration in less than an hour.  So how could Zhu Runfa, who can live so happily in it, be an ordinary person.  "Mr. Zhu is joking," Comrade Major General laughed, blinking rapidly, as if he wanted to appear cute, "I am blind and blind, and I have offended sir. Please forgive me." After speaking, he said  Bowed.  "Ah!" Zhu Runfa was startled by him and took two steps back, "I said, you really took the wrong medicine. What the hell are you crazy about? Are you really possessed by a little devil?" "Ugh!" said Comrade Major General's face.  Yihei said with a forced smile, "Mr. Zhu was joking. It's like this. Due to our work mistakes in the early stage, there were some misunderstandings, which led to Mr. Zhu being imprisoned for so long. I felt very sorry for this, so I  I came here specifically to apologize to Mr. Zhu and inform him that you are fine now and can leave later. " "Apologise?" Zhu Runfa looked at him inexplicably and said warily, "You are so kind?  I get it, you must be trying to catch a big fish in the long run. Let me go first, and then secretly find someone to follow me and find my accomplices. Well, you guys are really insidious as spies." "Major General.  I rolled my eyes in my heart, thinking that you have watched too many TV series. You have to be careful these days. People only need to go out for half a minute and send information on Weibo on their mobile phones. We are following behind.  Catch a big fish.  "Mr. Zhu misunderstood," Comrade Major General apologized, "It is really our mistake in the preliminary work that caused you trouble. By the way, the great elder criticized us severely for this matter! Yes! He criticized us severely.  "In order to escape, this guy has no sense of moral integrity and even pulled out the banner of the Great Elder.  "Dachang criticized you for this matter?" Zhu Runfa curled his lips, even more unbelieving.  He knew exactly what the great elders were busy with in the base these days, so it was okay if the other party just said this to fool others.  "That's right! The great elder said that our work attitude was rough and affected the country's image, so we must apologize," Comrade Major General bowed and said in a sincere tone, "Mr. Zhu, please forgive me." "What's the matter with this guy?  What's wrong?" Zhu Runfa asked the customer service girl in his heart, "What's the conspiracy?" "It seems like he's scared." The customer service girl said, "He seems to think you are a cultivator." Then she told the young general about his behavior before he came here.  Said.  "Uh! Listening to what you said, I really didn't pay attention. I haven't been to the toilet for ten days." Zhu Runfa also broke out in a cold sweat. "There won't be anything wrong with my body. Those things I ate  It¡¯s more than fifty pounds, where did it go?¡± ¡°This is a side effect of the level five protective clothing,¡± the customer service girl said, ¡°The protective clothing was originally worn by the people of the universe, and your body strength caused its control chip to malfunction.  Thinking that you are in an extremely weak state, the protective clothing starts to actively exercise the muscles of your body to keep your body healthy. After digestion, all the food you eat is turned into nutrients and then exercised into muscles. " "That's not me.  Fifty pounds heavier?" Zhu Runfa pinched his obviously bulging arms curiously, "But why don't I feel anything during exercise?" "That's because the control chip of the protective suit temporarily takes over after you fall asleep.  "It affects your central nervous system," the customer service girl said. "Your brain can't receive the feeling of pain, so naturally you don't know it. After the exercise is completed, the protective clothing eliminates the muscle discomfort, and of course you don't feel it when you wake up."  "I don't know," Zhu Runfa nodded, "So this guy thinks of me as a cultivator?" "That's probably it." The customer service girl said, "Normally, if you see a person, more than ten people  What do you think about the fact that you are living more and more energetic than you are eating? " "Oh! That's it!" Zhu Runfa glanced at the bent major general and said nothing for a while.  Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of Comrade Major General, and he said again: "Please forgive me!" After saying that, his waist bent even lower, which was probably more standard than that of Japanese people.Zhu Runfa was greatly relieved when he saw it, and he let out a bad breath that he was being maliciously imprisoned. Well, of course, in fact, he didn't feel any anger himself, and he lived very comfortably, but there was no need to tell Comrade Major General about this.  Since you mistook me for a cultivator, I might as well just pretend.  Zhu Runfa thought for a while, pretending to be extremely arrogant, and a sneer appeared on his lips: "Haha! Comrade Major General is very flexible! Are you planning to let me go first, and then notify the two people who were in your tent that day to check on me?  "Who are you?" "Thump!" The major general's heart beat suddenly. Zhu Runfa's words undoubtedly admitted that he was a cultivator, because the two people in the tent that day were invisible and could not be seen unless they were cultivators.  Moreover, Zhu Runfa's words really touched Xiao Jiujiu's heart. How could his comrade Major General sleep peacefully without inviting a few cultivators to come and investigate.  "Mr. Zhu is joking!" The major general smiled extremely ugly, "Since we let Mr. Zhu go, naturally no one will bother Mr. Zhu again." "I also hope for the best," Zhu Runfa sneered, and his tone became  He was extremely solemn, "You'd better remember this. As long as someone comes to trouble me in the future, I will come to trouble you, unless you, Comrade Major General, can have someone by your side 24 hours a day." "Yes! I understand.  "Don't worry, I will keep it secret. If any information leaks, you can come to me," Comrade Major General said decisively.  Now that Zhu Runfa had exposed it, it would be a bit silly for him to think about it again.  You know, those cultivators are not his bodyguards, they are even much higher than him.  Yes, he can use the name of the country to request the cultivators to help investigate Zhu Runfa, but the problem is that after the cultivators know that Zhu Runfa is also a cultivator, they may not necessarily eliminate Zhu Runfa immediately. It is more likely that they will  Zhu Yunfa will be invited to join them.  And if Zhu Runfa insists on taking revenge on him afterwards, it is estimated that the group of cultivators will just watch the fun with a smile, and will not say a kind word to him.  "Okay! Then I believe you," Zhu Runfa nodded arrogantly, "Then I'll leave." After that, he strode forward.  "Go away!" The major general looked at his back and wiped the cold sweat from his face. He took a deep breath and whispered, "Finally, the god of plague has been sent away." But then he found that Zhu Runfa had taken a few steps and then returned.  Turning back, he couldn't help but feel nervous, and said with a dry smile: "I wonder if you have any other instructions, Mr. Zhu?" "Well" Zhu Runfa touched his head awkwardly and said with a smile, "The city is a bit far, can you send a car?"  Haha." In an instant, the arrogant demeanor of the cultivator disappeared.  Comrade Major General¡¯s smile immediately froze on his face, and he said mechanically: ¡°Okay!¡± Monitoring room!  Several soldiers looked at each other in tacit understanding, then turned off the monitor without saying a word, returned to their posts, and wiped their sweat vigorously </a><a>Mobile phone users please  to read.  </a>
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