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Text Chapter 7 The alien who hugged the thigh decisively

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    Servant?  I don¡¯t know what Charles Moro¡¯s original words were, but when translated into Chinese, it became the word ¡°housekeeper¡±.  However, according to Zhu Runfa's understanding, the concept of servant is probably equivalent to the meaning of dogleg, slave, etc., which is far from the level of younger brother. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? It is a bit cool to think that a level 0 civilization country tycoon actually has a level 3 civilization tycoon coming to beg for support, and he is selling himself without any moral integrity for support (support), or for free.  It's justZhu Runfa always has a feeling of pain in her balls. Damn, if you accept a XX as a servant, will you really not be misunderstood as having a fetish or having an abnormal sexual orientation?  "Want to be a servant? Okay!" The customer service girl spoke arrogantly before he could express his opinion, "Since you said it so sincerely, I will be merciful and temporarily include you in the investigation.  You don¡¯t know how many civilizations ask to follow us adults. Not just anyone can become a servant. Well, as for the gift you mentioned" Hey!  Girl, be more reserved. Your appearance is too ugly. If you are so impatient, others will expose you.  Zhu Runfa couldn't help but secretly complain.  But it was obvious that he was overthinking it. The person facing him, Charles Moro, was obviously uglier than him.  It was like an old Gungun who had been abstinent all his life. He actually met a dripping cabbage before he died. He had to have fun even before he died.  So he immediately hit the snake and put it on the stick. Without hesitation, he used the etiquette of a slave in his own civilization and lay on the ground and bowed to the ground.  "A slave has met his master, and it is only right for a master to inspect his slave. A slave does not seek anything else but to be able to serve his master conscientiously. That is the slave's blessing," said Charles Morrow, "This VIP customer service master  ¡­¡± Zhu Runfa trembled when he heard this. He was going to turn into a Qing palace drama. He couldn¡¯t help complaining: Customer service girl, are you a godly translator?  "What VIP customer service!" the customer service girl shouted dissatisfied, "It's too ugly! I am Lord Z's 'Twenty Percent Lady', and all of Lord Z's properties are managed by me, so you can call me  Young Master, you can also call me Your Lady Queen.¡± After hearing this, Zhu Runfa couldn¡¯t help but sigh: How many times has this girl watched The Legend of Zhen Huan and One Hundred Thousand Jokes?  It has only been a while, but even the voice has been imitated exactly the same. Sure enough, the world of artificial intelligence is incomprehensible to mortals.  "Hey! I pay my respects to my little master. I wish you good luck." Charles Moro smiled happily. "About eight hundred planets ago, in the southern star field of my land, a meteor fell. I found a meteor inside.  Although the natural Akram crystal stone is not a valuable thing, it is still a slave's heart. I hope the master will accept it. " "Hey! Uncle Zhu, it's your turn to speak now," the customer service girl blocked her voice.  Akram crystal is known as the most beautiful natural gem in the universe. It only appears when supernovae explode. Therefore, although no specific use has been found, it is still relatively valuable in inferior civilizations.  Intelligent creatures all like beautiful things. Low-end civilizations can¡¯t create these things, and advanced civilizations don¡¯t bother to create them, so they are very valuable.¡± ¡°What else can I say?¡± Zhu Runfa sighed, ¡°It¡¯s just  I always feel that it is very unscrupulous to accept such a guy who looks like XX as a servant. " "You just have fun," the customer service girl said with disdain, "It's better to be hugged by others than to be hugged by others.  If there is no special treatment, we are just asking for someone else's lap, and they have to consider it. " "That's true, but I always feel unsure," Zhu Runfa said, "Now people want to sell themselves.  We can accept the hug, but if someone asks for it in the future, how can we respond to him? " "There is no need to respond at all," the customer service girl said very rudely, "In the name of Mr. Z, in the  If you post an announcement to him in a weak forum, it will be treated as a privilege. The bosses of the fifteenth-level civilization are so busy that they have no time to pay attention to him. It is a blessing for him to even look at him. You have the right to post in any forum.  "No need to spend money." "Uh! In the Weak Civilization Forum, does anyone know who Master Z is?" Zhu Runfa Hao Ran said, "It would be very confusing to make announcements like this. Wouldn't it be considered a lunatic?"  "What does that have to do with anything," the customer service girl said disapprovingly, "Ciel Morrow doesn't know about it either! He should be snickering if he can show up in a lower-level civilization forum. Besides, there are so many customers in a lower-level civilization, who can  I dare to say that I know everyone." "That's right, what should I say?" Zhu Runfa also came back to realize that this was indeed the case.  It's just my moral integrity, is this how we say goodbye?  Goodbye, Mr. Jie, have a safe journey.  "You can say whatever you want, just do it well and so on." "That's right, since the other party considers himself a slave"The most I can do is play the role of the emperor in a Qing Dynasty drama," Zhu Runfa smiled and nodded, "I want to speak to my beloved concubine and unblock her."  " "I obey the decree!  "The customer service girl was very cooperative. Opposite, Charles Moore was lying on the ground, his huge crown head facing Zhu Yunfa, and he was constantly sweating. Fortunately, there was a mosaic blocking it, otherwise this alien would hug his thigh.  The attempt was definitely hopeless. At this moment, he was anxiously waiting for the answer from the other side, and an inexplicable feeling deeply tortured him. Although the little master said that he was included in the investigation, he knew that only the one who could make the decision was.  Mr. Z, I don¡¯t know what he really means. For him, Charles Moro, it is very possible to get rid of the curse of level three civilization that has troubled him for hundreds of millions of years. He always feels that he has to take a step back.  , one day he will collapse in this dark and unbearably long sweatshop career. What¡¯s wrong with slaves? Over the past 100 million years, there are still few people who have been crying and shouting to be his slaves.  ? Isn't it fair that the slave gives him allegiance and he gives the slave power and status? Others just want to be Lord Z's slave, but he may not have this opportunity. It has to be said that he works in a sweatshop at the bottom of the interstellar Taobao black market.  The long years have extremely distorted the alien's psychology. Just when he felt that time had become extremely long, a heavenly voice brought him back to reality. At this moment, Emperor Zhu Da seemed to be possessed by Kang Qianyong.  , and it was as if Cixi had undergone a great transformation after being resurrected, exuding the sense of superiority of a slave owner, and he said in an indifferent voice: "Get up!  Now that you have joined my sect, you must abide by the rules of my sect and fulfill your duties as a slave.  Be careful with your errands. If you dare to do evil in my name, I will skin you.  " Is it still an advanced civilization that does not do evil? Charles Moore thought about it doubtfully, but did not dare to say it, but said without hesitation: "†ø!  The slave obeys the order and must do it sincerely.  " †ø? The status has changed. It's time to use 'cha' now. The wording is quite inaccurate! Zhu Runfa suffered from an occupational disease and expressed his contempt for the customer service girl's simultaneous translation and dubbing error. But think about it, the customer service girl was not originally from a major.  At most, he only watched "The Legend of Zhen Huan", and the slave owner Zhu didn't care. He put on a smile on his face and said: "That's right, as long as you act honestly, I will not let you end up.  Well, that 'Twenty percent lady,'!  Immediately post an announcement on the Weak Civilization Forum and the Weak Civilization Forum to praise the quality of Shire's productswell, and his character.  " "I obey my orders!  "The customer service girl agreed obediently and went to operate it immediately. Anyway, the authority is in hand, so it doesn't take much effort. "The slave thanks the master for his kindness.  "Char Moro burst into tears of gratitude," the slave is willing to die with his master's liver and brains shattered to pieces.  "Zhu Runfa feels that the translation skills of the customer service girl are really poor. If you just translate an alien's words into idioms, you are already very irresponsible to others. And now it is actually used incorrectly. Shouldn't it be: work hard and die.  Already. Immediately, an announcement spread throughout the forums of weak civilizations and weak civilizations. The weak civilizations were just a little baffled at most, because the low-level civilizations were not of much concern in their eyes, but they caused quite a stir among the weak civilizations.  There was a huge stir, especially among level 4 and level 5 civilizations, who were asking for news about this mysterious Master Z. You know, they were looking for someone to hug him so they could upgrade their inferior civilization.  Er Moro's business has improved many times, but it can be regarded as achieving Charles' original goal. Of course, this is the end of it! Zhu Runfa thought about it and felt that if he played the role of a slave owner again, he would really be cheated.  Qian Yong possessed him, so he said: "That's it!  Bring me what I want. I'm tired. Please kneel down and rest in peace!  ¡± ¡° †ø!  The slave resigns!  "Ciel Moro disappeared from the screen with a smile on his face. "Without a single star coin, he still earned a gem synthesizer and an alien slave. The customer service girl is really powerful in combat, worthy of the "20%"  "Ms." title. Zhu Runfa sighed in his heart and was about to praise him. Suddenly, there was a "boom" sound, and something about one meter square appeared in the room, and the goods were delivered. This was obviously a machine, but the specifics  Zhu Runfa didn't understand the principle after looking at it for a long time, but there was an LCD panel on the top, which looked very retro for a level 3 civilization. It might be caused by Charles Moro's personal habits. After all, he was an explosive civilization.  Many habits cannot be changed. But this made it easier for Zhu Runfa to use. After studying it for a while, Zhu Runfa gave up because he couldn't even find the joints of this thing. It looked like it was cast in one piece.  There aren't any gaps, but there are two openings at the front and back, which should be the inlet and outlet, but I don't know.Know which one is which.  In the end, Zhu Runfa gave up the research and asked the customer service girl directly: "How to use this thing?" "Ding!" I don't know what method the customer service girl used, but the machine started immediately.  The LCD screen instantly entered the operation interface, and then a dense list of options appeared on the LCD screen.  Then he was embarrassed because there were alien characters on them and he couldn't understand them at all.  "This is Moro script, I will convert it into Chinese right away," the customer service girl was very helpful. As soon as she finished speaking, the operation interface swiped the screen and it was converted into Chinese in an instant.  Zhu Runfa expressed satisfaction with the customer service girl¡¯s understanding and was about to praise her verbally.  But when he looked at it again, he was embarrassed again because he still couldn't understand it.  Although the interface is in Chinese, but whoever sees inexplicable words such as: "Lika Lake Plate Guo", "Sidaraha Communist Party", "Maka That Rice" can only be treated as garbled characters.  "Customer service girl, I've been telling you for a long time that your Chinese is quite poor," Zhu Runfa said, "Of course mine is just average. But can you please be more serious when you translate? I can't understand any of this."  "Dear! It's not my fault," the customer service girl said, "Many gems are not recorded on Earth, and I can only transliterate them now. And even if there are gems recorded on Earth, many of them do not have accurate material analysis.  So I'm not sure which gem is which. I can only confirm it after scanning the actual object in the future. And the value of the gems that can be determined now is so low that the customer service girl doesn't think it's even necessary to list them.  . Do you think things like rubies and sapphires need to be listed? " "Ugh! Those things are all gone now," Zhu Runfa said with some shame. "They could be made artificially a hundred years ago, but now they are like seven.  It's like 800 yuan per kilogram, but the natural ones are still relatively valuable. Well, let's list them. After all, grasshoppers have meat on their legs. If the gems produced by this synthesizer can be exactly the same as natural gems, it won't matter.  It must be worthless." Soon, a bunch of gem names appeared on the panel, and the other incomprehensible ones disappeared.  The first ones are diamonds, rubies and sapphires with simple ingredients.  Gems such as jadeite and tourmaline whose forming conditions are unknown or whose composition is complex require physical scanning before they can be determined.  They are temporarily inconsistent with the records in the synthesizer, because the conditions for their formation sometimes change slightly, and they form something else.  "Would you like to try it?" Zhu Runfa was excited. Any kind of gemstone here could make him the richest man on earth, not to mention there are more than 10,000 kinds in it.  Zhu Runfa couldn't help but turn his gaze to the window. Although it was already late at night, the barbecue stall across the road was doing a booming business.  Zhu Runfa looked at the red charcoal fire on the barbecue grill, as if he were seeing red renminbi.
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