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Text Chapter 5 Sister, make a mosaic for this XX man

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    "As long as 20%, dear, as long as you give me a 20% rebate, the customer service girl will be at full strength," the customer service girl tried her best to incite, "the customer service girl will work hard to help you avoid risks, stay away from traps, and find the best investment.  He can also help you find bugs in Taobao's black market, and even help you trick people. " "Ugh!" Zhu Runfa covered his face with his hands. He could no longer look directly at this girl who was polluted by the corrupt officials of the earth.  All the suggestions to deceive people came out.  "Okay! At most, when I save enough money and get healthy, I can help you warm your bed." The customer service girl said shyly, "I just watched the Edo Forty-eight Hands instructional video on your computer. Those postures, customer service girl  I¡¯ve learned everything.¡± It¡¯s over!  Zhu Yunfa is completely spartan. This girl who has been infected by the corrupt official virus on earth has completely lost all her integrity for the 20% kickback.  "OK! The 20% kickback will be 20%." Zhu Runfa suddenly felt that it was much more difficult for him to improve the earth's civilization. He felt bad all over. He just hoped that the Great Elder of China would quickly clean up the corrupt officials.  Bar.  "Yes! 20% rebate! I'm going to be rich, haha!" the customer service girl cheered, "Dear! I really love you to death." "Okay! Okay! Then tell me your suggestions?" Zhu Runfa said  , "Don't let down the 20%." "No problem! It's up to me." The customer service girl was full of fighting spirit, "From now on, please call me 'Ms. 20%'." "Okay! '100  "Twenty points, madam," Zhu Runfa said, "Please let me see the value of my investment." "Open all diamond-related products," the customer service girl began to automatically issue orders.  "Wow!" The room was immediately filled with light pollution again, and countless product images came out.  ¡°There are multiple civilizations existing simultaneously in the screening records, and there are also customers with low-level civilization protection laws.¡± Immediately, most of the light pollution disappeared.  "Places with such laws generally do not violently annex new civilizations," the customer service girl explained casually, "but trade is not within the scope of protection, so many advanced civilizations will produce some shiny artificial gems to deceive the natives.  "Zhu Runfa suddenly realized: "It's like the European colonists used glass beads to deceive the Americans." "That's right!" the customer service girl said, "So what we are looking for is not diamonds, but the production equipment of these artificial gems.  Related products other than equipment. " "Oh!" Zhu Runfa can already distinguish the images of these products with the naked eye.  "Select the products that have been slow to sell for the longest time." "Whoops!" Another large area of ??products disappeared.  "Now, the exciting moment is here." The customer service girl shouted excitedly, "Selecting a thousand sellers who have stayed in the same civilization the longest. These scumbags no longer have any development potential. They put all their money for Taobao coins.  Everything that can be sold is sold.¡± ¡°Shoo!¡± Finally, the large areas of light pollution disappeared.  Zhu Runfa felt awe-inspiring and secretly warned himself not to end up like this. Then he found that he could clearly see more than 100,000 coin-sized product images, like exquisite physical models.  ¡°Finally, select the seller with the worst character.¡± The customer service girl shouted.  ??Worst character selection?  Zhu Runfa's head was full of black lines and he couldn't help but ask: "Does this Taobao system have a character sorting option? And even if it does, you should choose the one with the best character, right? Why choose the worst?" "There is no character option on Taobao.  Oh, dear!" the Taobao girl said happily, "Praise me! This is a private filter set by the 'Twenty Percent Lady' contacting all the intelligent customer service girls in the interstellar Taobao black market.  , why choose the one with the worst quality? It¡¯s very simple. Only those with the worst character will deliberately try to produce fake products to defraud gems. For example, the seller of this product has a very low customer service rating.  The equipment can produce more than 10,000 kinds of artificial gemstones." "Oh!" There was only one product left in the room, and it was enlarged to the size of a table by the customer service girl.  Note: Multi -functional artificial jewelry synthesizers, professional manufacturing artificial jewelry, no difference from natural gemstone, fool -style operation, automatic selection of ingredients ratio, no manual care.  Dear, have you encountered an inferior civilization?  Your luck is truly unstoppable.  The Moro brand multifunctional artificial jewelry synthesizer can produce 10,1826 kinds of artificial gemstones.  No matter what race the other party is, no matter what kind of strange living environment they have, the Moro brand multifunctional artificial jewelry synthesizer can produce suitable artificial gemstones to meet their needs.  What else are you thinking about? Such a trading artifact with its own energy system is now available for only 9999 star coins.  Seller: Moro CivilizationLevel: 3 "Too expensive! Do you think you are selling high technology? Civilization 3 is a scumbag." The customer service girl shouted dissatisfied, "Connect the video to me, I want to make a counter-offer." "Hey!  Be careful what you say," Zhu Runfa yelled dissatisfied, "There is a person with civilization level 0, who is a scumbag? Am I not even a scumbag? After all, I am your boss now.  It's 9999 stars! " "Ah! Sorry! I'm used to it! Haha," the customer service girl's apology was quite insincere, "It's all about the details  "It doesn't matter if you don't have money. When the video is connected, just pretend to be serious and don't say anything. I'll take care of everything."  Come on, 20% commission. Let¡¯s fight, girl, I¡¯m optimistic about you.¡±  Then, leave everything to the 'Twenty Percent Lady'." Video request sent, waiting  By the way, is the Interstellar Network so incompetent?  Their service provider will not be provided by China Mobile!  Zhu Runfa couldn't help complaining: But as the first earthling to see aliens, I'm really a little excited when I think about it.  What do these aliens look like?  Big head, big eyes, slender body?  Well, it would be nice to be prettier, but even if she looks like a weirdo, it's actually acceptable.  As for aliens, you don¡¯t need to pay too much attention to the details of their appearance.  After nearly a minute of waiting, the video was finally connected Just?  This look¡­.  "Ugh! Wow!" Zhu Runfa couldn't help but spit it out.  Didn¡¯t you agree that the most you¡¯d accept is someone who looks like a strange person?  Can people still have a good life? It's completely unacceptable, bastard!  A big red and upright meat pillar with bulging veins, a crown on the head, and a trace of mucus slowly flowing down from the head. This this is simply an enlarged version of XX, bastard!  How can you, a big man, look directly at me, bastard!  No wonder he has such a bad character and looks like XX.  "Ah! Great sir, I don't know what you call me, but the humble Charles Moro is willing to serve you." The alien opposite glanced at Zhu Runfa's client number and information, and waited until he saw the super high number.  And confidential information, the whole body trembled with excitement.  Except for the users of this client, it¡¯s hard to say whether high-level civilizations know about the preferential client issued by Senadan, but middle- and low-level civilizations definitely don¡¯t know about it, otherwise there would be no point in keeping the information confidential.  ??Higher civilization is definitely a higher civilization. Only high-level civilizations can hide their level by making large purchases. Do I want to be developed?  The alien on the opposite side became excited, and even more mucus covered his big meat.  "Ugh!" Zhu Runfa vomited again and felt that his whole body was not well. This was the second time he vomited after being beaten tonight.  Is this the rhythm of dehydration?  Do you need to go to the hospital for glucose testing, bastard?  "Sir! I don't know what your civilization level is" Charles Moro asked with a flattering smile, "Uh, what's wrong with you, sir." "Hahaha!" The customer service girl rushed to the rescue, "This is the great Z  Sir, it is not for a scum like you to know the level of civilization. As forvomiting, it is a custom of your civilization since ancient times. It is given to guests who meet for the first time. You know, in ancient times, food was all.  It is precious, and vomiting in front of a guest is naturally the most solemn etiquette. " "Oh! So, your civilization has not been passed down since ancient times, and it is really amazing that such ancient etiquette can be preserved.  That's great." Charles Paul was in awe. "Please allow me, the humble one, to have the honor to express my most sincere respect to you with the courtesy of your great civilization." After saying that, I saw the big meat squirming rapidly.  A few swipes, and then a huge spurt of slime violently erupts.  "Ugh! My krypton gold dog eyes are blinded, uh!" Zhu Runfa felt like his brain had been damaged by Li Shijun.  The interstellar Taobao black market client and the Taobao girls are just hallucinations. Otherwise, why do aliens look like Shibaban? The mental hospital will not come to you after dawn.  He spat out the sour water and waved his hand feebly: "Customer service girl, hurry up vomit, give a mosaic to this XX man If this continues, I will become dehydrated, vomit!" "What XX!  "Brother, please don't use foul language," the customer service girl said dissatisfiedly, "Be civilized. Fortunately, they blocked the conversation here, otherwise the business would be ruined. However, this guy really looks like XX."  Is he a close relative of an Asian?" "Why an Asian?" Zhu Runfa asked in confusion.  "Because your hard drive only hasThe customer service girl has only seen this movie about Japanese people," the customer service girl said matter-of-factly, and then she suddenly realized, "Could it be that they are a civilization that evolved after their XX was cut off and survived independently. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? It is very possible. It seems that many races in the universe can survive independently after their organs are cut off. Hum, that must be the case, but it is really amazing that a race can actually be reproduced.  " Uh! Girl, you're overthinking it. Oriental people can hardly have children with XX growing on their bodies, let alone cutting it off. (Ps: I didn't want to be so low-level and black, but recently you know.)
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