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    "According to our reporter in Bagan, Jiao Ying, a firefight occurred on the outskirts of Nay Pyi Taw yesterday afternoon, and now there has been new progress. According to a spokesperson for the Bagan military, during yesterday's firefight, the Bagan military killed militants on the spot  Three people and a small group of terrorists fled into the mountains. The Bagan government subsequently urgently confirmed the identities of the killed militants. There is now sufficient evidence to show that the three were all Japanese nationals who held Japanese nationals on the 28th of last month.  They entered the country with a travel visa, but their specific identities have yet to be confirmed. It is reported that the militants all speak Japanese and call themselves the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Army" during the exchange of fire. They want to establish a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere for Japan.  Expressing the hope that the Japanese government will provide the necessary and reasonable explanation for this exchange of fire as soon as possible, they will reserve the right to make further reactions and reconsider their position on relations between the two countries" "China External Affairs Bureau held a meeting at 10 o'clock in the morning  At the special press conference, Foreign Ministry spokesperson Jiang Shi stated that China was seriously concerned about the incident in Bagan and reminded Asian countries to be wary of the resurgence of Japanese aggression. He also solemnly warned the government of a certain country that those who play with fire must **.  , don¡¯t challenge the tolerance of Asian countries¡± ¡°According to a Chinese news agency report, an anti-Oriental demonstration broke out in South Korea today. The excited people of South Korea threw stones at the Oriental embassy and burned the Oriental flag.  . The Cheong Wa Dae spokesperson stated that the South Korea government will adopt an emergency military expenditure plan and recruit 200,000 people into the army in the next six months to maintain peace and stability in Asia" "North Korea stated that in the great country,  Under the leadership of the leader, North Korea will move from victory to victory. If necessary, it will deal a devastating blow to the enemy "The spokesperson of the US White House said at a press conference today.  The situation is still unclear, and the specific situation needs to be further verified. We hope that Asian countries will exercise restraint" "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the East Asian country issued a statement saying that the Japanese government firmly denies having any relationship with the exchange of fire in Bagan and strongly condemns the so-called  The 'Great Eastern Co-Prosperity Army' expresses sympathy for the Bagan soldiers who were injured and killed in this exchange of fire, and is willing to provide some necessary humanitarian assistance for this" In the hotel room, Emperor Judai looked at him with a black face.  Various news items are projected on the walls.  I felt a deep pain in my balls.  He never expected that those aliens wearing Japanese skins would actually use the banner of the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Army" and wanted to build some bullshit imperial paradise for him.  And what hurts him even more is "Damn Suzuki!" Zhu Runfa pointed at Eiichiro Suzuki who was kneeling on the ground and yelled, "Didn't I tell you not to come to me again yesterday? Are you here to fuck me today? You don't think so  I'm not troublesome enough." "Your Majesty, calm down!" Eiichiro Suzuki quickly lay down on the ground, "It is my greatest blessing, Suzuki, knowing that His Majesty is here, how dare I not come to see you!"  "Go away!" Zhu Run said angrily, "I said yesterday, don't bother me anymore. Have you turned a deaf ear to what I said?" Mr. Zhu Da is in a bad mood now. After he came back yesterday, he asked Suzuki to return to Japan.  Went to the embassy.  He also gave him the Jade Buddha, which was no longer useful to him, to settle the matter.  Then he happily waited for the opening of the jade auction, preparing to earn a large amount of cash in a happier mood, and finally returned to China happily to start his own plan to promote earth civilization.  But before he could be happy for a long time, news came outside that Bagan soldiers had exchanged fire with a group of Japanese people, and then news came that Bagan soldiers suffered heavy casualties.  Under such circumstances, Mr. Zhu Da, not to mention wanting to make money, is already doubtful whether the jade sale can be held as scheduled. Can he not be in a bad mood?  "Your Majesty, calm down!" Suzuki took a few steps forward on his knees, then lay on the ground again and said, "I came here this time to beg your Majesty for something!" "Uh! You have something to ask me for?" Zhu Runfa was surprised,  He said strangely, "What do you want from me?" "Hai!" Eiichiro Suzuki said, "I would like to ask for your majesty's permission to establish a shogunate and recruit talented people for your majesty to establish a new Toyo Kingdom." "Pfft.  "What did you say?" Zhu Runfa almost choked on his own saliva after hearing his words, and looked at him with a black look on his face, "Did I hear you right? You want to establish a shogunate and a new Oriental Kingdom?"  "Hai!" Eiichiro Suzuki said with excitement, "After Weichen returned to the false emperor's embassy yesterday" "Wait! The false emperor?" A drop of cold sweat fell from Zhu Runfa's head, with a look of constipation.  Said, "The false emperor you are talking about is" "Hai! Of course it is the old thief Akito who stole the throne of the emperor." Eiichiro Suzuki said angrily, "This thief has been stealing the treasure for more than 20 years."He is the number one national thief in our Eastern Kingdom. If he is not killed, it will not be enough to thank the world.  Your Majesty is the only one who is the orthodoxy of the Eastern Kingdom. I, Eiichiro Suzuki, and other Japanese patriots will not hesitate to go to great lengths to regain the throne for His Majesty the Emperor.  " Hearing this, Zhu Runfa was shocked on the outside and tender on the inside. He felt as if ten thousand grass and mud horses were running through his heart. Damn it! Is this what the customer service girl said is cheap and good? It's such a rip-off! These weirdos!  The aliens just used the banner of the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Army" to amuse themselves, but now these guys actually have the idea of ????the Emperor of Japan. In other words, there is nothing more deceptive than this in the world.  Yeah, a bunch of aliens wearing Japanese skins actually think that Mr. Zhu Dai is the orthodox emperor of Japan, and these guys who consider themselves loyal ministers and filial sons actually try their best to regain the emperor's position for him.  . How pitiful is this, that Mr. Zhu Da is a purebred Chinese, and has never had any ancestry from the East, so he has something to do with the Emperor of the East! "Your Majesty!  Eiichiro Suzuki said impassionedly: "The false emperor has occupied the throne for more than 20 years, and all the ministers in the court have been granted titles by the false emperor. They are all traitors to the country."  "    "Well!  National traitor" Zhu Runfa looked at him with straight eyes, almost feeling insane, and said awkwardly, "Then what do you want?  Could it be that you guys still want to kill a national thief or something?  Um.  I have only heard of this until now.  I haven't seen it yet.  It's worth itahem!  "Well, it would be great if these guys really go to Dongyang Kingdom to "kill the national thieves". By then, these guys will definitely be beaten into pieces, which will save Mr. Zhu Da from having any more trouble."  "His Majesty!  "Eiichiro Suzuki heard this and said quickly, "Although I really want to 'Destroy the National Thieves', there are only a few of you. If I unfortunately die, no one will be able to serve Your Majesty.  "    "ah!  That's really shameful" Zhu Runfa screamed in disappointment. Then he smiled coquettishly, "That's really great. Aiqing, you should take care of yourself and be useful!  "It's such a pity. It would be best if you died, saving me the trouble of doing it myself. "Thank you, Your Majesty!  " Eiichiro Suzuki said with tears of gratitude, "I will serve your Majesty until my death.  "    "Well!  Aiqing is indeed loyal," Zhu Runfa laughed dryly, "I think you'd better get up!  That By the way, what did you want to say just now?  After you returned to the false emperor's embassy yesterday" "Hai!  Thank you, Your Majesty!  "Eiichiro Eki said respectfully, then raised his head and said, "Wei Chen returned to the pseudo-emperor's embassy yesterday.  After carefully checking the current situation in the Imperial Kingdom, I found that the pseudo-Emperor Ming people are powerful and have completely controlled the Imperial Kingdom.  The subjects of my empire only know that there is Mingren, but not His Majesty" "Aren't you talking nonsense!" Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes when he heard this. If the Japanese really knew who Mr. Zhu Da was, then they would really see him.  "So," Eiichiro Suzuki continued, "We can't fight hard, we can only figure it out slowly.  "    "Um!  This is good!  This is exactly what you should figure out slowly!  "Zhu Runfa nodded appreciatively. Well, it would be better if it lasted for seventy or eighty years. It would save me trouble. When Suzuki Eiichiro heard this, he was delighted and said: "I don't dare to praise His Majesty. This is what a humble minister should do.  made.  Your Majesty, this is what I think. There is a saying in China: Chong'er was born outside, and Shen Sheng died inside" Zhu Runfa's heart felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses were running past. Oh my god, this sentence is true even for him, Mr. Zhu Da.  You need to do some Baidu to understand the meaning. You are an alien and can say it casually. You have a high level of ancient Chinese. Who is the alien in this house?  The pseudo-emperor is now powerful," Eiichiro Suzuki said. "I thought hard last night and felt that it would be too difficult for Your Majesty to seize the throne by relying on people with lofty ideals in the country.  Therefore, Wei Chen thought that since this road was blocked, it was better to find another way.  First establish His Majesty's own power outside of Japan, then establish a new Japan, and finally use this as a foundation to counterattack Japan and seize the mainland of Japan.  "    "good idea!  Zhu Runfa said dryly, "After all, Mao Taizu said: Political power comes from the barrel of a gun!"  "Damn it, I need you to think hard for a long time? When did I become the Emperor of Bird Feathers? "Hai!  " Eiichiro Suzuki said respectfully, "Your Majesty is wise!  As the saying goes, heroes think alike. Mao Taizu of China is indeed a heroic figure, and only Your Majesty can compare with him in the world.  " Uh! Are you comparing me to Taizu Mao? Cold sweat dripped from Zhu Runfa's head. He coughed dryly and said: "Ahem!  This there is still some gap.  Wellwhat are you going to do?  " "Your Majesty is so humble!  " Eiichiro Suzuki said, then he unfolded a roll of maps, pointed and said, "Your Majesty, please see, the powerful countries in Asia today are nothing but the East, China, and India.Now, the rest are all small countries.  If we want to build a new East, we can only take small countries as the foundation first, and then plan for big countries.  However, among small countries, North and South Korea had a large population, a small area, poor resources, and were close to the eastern mainland, so they were not an opportunity to establish a country.  Although the Vietnamese suffered heavy losses, their military strength is still there, and it is beyond our control now.  Although Thailand is in chaos, it has been established for a long time and is beyond our control.  Other countries, such as the Philippines, are all within the sphere of influence of the devilish beasts of the United States, and we cannot touch them.  Only Bagan has many ethnic groups and sharp conflicts. It is sanctioned by the West and has recently been at odds with China" "Okay!  okay!  "Zhu Runfa was confused after hearing this, and said impatiently, "It's just other people's talk!  "    "yes!  His Majesty!  " Eiichiro Suzuki said quickly, "I just want to say one thing, if we want to plot the East, we must first plot India, and if we want to plot India, we must plot Bagan first.  " "This" Zhu Runfa looked at him with a black line on his face, "It seems that I have never heard of it anywhere!  " "Hai!  "Eiichiro Suzuki said, "This is what I said after Lord Tanaka. The original text is: If you want to conquer China, you must first conquer Manchuria and Mongolia; if you want to conquer the world, you must first conquer China." "Okay!  "A drop of cold sweat dripped from Zhu Runfa's head, "So how does the establishment of a new Oriental country have anything to do with India?  By the way, your jump is a bit big!  " "Hai!  That¡¯s what I think,¡± Eiichiro Suzuki said, ¡°There are many ethnic groups in Bagan, which can give me an opportunity to take advantage of.  But precisely because of this, it also limits our development. If we want to seek the East, we must not fall into endless ethnic disputes.  However, India is different. Although India is also a big country, various classes are separated from each other due to religious reasons, and the people at the bottom don't care who rules them.  Therefore, we can start from the political and military aspects of this matter.  Politically, after we established the New Oriental Empire in Bagan, we only occupied the territory in the central and southern parts of Bagan, and helped all the ethnic groups in the northern part of Bagan become independent.  This is because the central and southern parts of Bagan include the coastal and port cities of Bagan, which are the essence of Bagan and the main sphere of influence of the Bagan people.  Although the north is rich in resources, it has many ethnic groups and difficult transportation, so it is temporarily of no value to the New Oriental Empire.  Allowing these nations to become independent means that countless small countries will be born in this area, thus completely separating us from China and avoiding friction between us and China.  Militarily, we must establish an imperial army that is absolutely loyal to His Majesty the Emperor, and then occupy Bangladesh with lightning speed.  After digesting Bangladesh, we can ally with Pakistan, attack India from the north and the south, and then carve up the entire India.  Pakistan is China's quasi-ally and India is China's competitor. When the time comes, we can exchange southern Tibet for China's neutrality in this matter.  Finally, when we digest India, we can use our strong military strength to force the pseudo-Emperor Akito to step down and allow His Majesty the Emperor to return to the throne!  " "Uh this seems to be more difficult than usual!  Zhu Runfa's face was filled with sweat. "Speaking of which, have you ever thought about it? Whether it's Bagan, India, or Bangladesh, most areas are poor places, and this war will make them even poorer."  Not to mention what the international reaction will be if you occupy these places, but if you really occupy them In other words, are you going to help the poor or are you going to be a ruler?  In these damn places, where did the money come from to help you develop military strength?  Besides, the local people won¡¯t follow you!  "    "His Majesty the Emperor!  "Eiichiro Suzuki smiled sinisterly, "It is precisely because we are poor that it is easy to deal with. We can destroy the old world and build a new world like Mao Taizu of China.  " "" Zhu Runfa looked at him with a dark look on his face and said, "You are not saying that you want to fight against the rich to divide the land, are you?  " "That's right!  His Majesty the Emperor!  " Eiichiro Suzuki said impassionedly, "In order to build the Imperial Road Paradise, we cannot be limited in what means we use.  From the perspective of human history, only the East, the Soviet Union, and China have achieved rapid industrialization.  We Asians rely on the dedication of all citizens, while the other two countries rely on systems.  It is estimated that it is still relatively difficult to get Indians to contribute. Therefore, if our new Asian country wants to quickly develop into an industrial country, it can only learn from the latter.  Conquering local tyrants and dividing their land is not our ultimate goal. Our ultimate goal is to establish a socialist system through such means.  " "Socialist system" Zhu Runfa heard a drop of cold sweat dripping from his head and looked at him as if he had seen a ghost. "Hai!  Eiichiro Suzuki affirmed, "I call it 'Emperor Socialism'. I think this will be the most advanced political system in the world."  " "Boom!" Ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past Zhu Runfa's heart again. He couldn't help but rolled his eyes and complained in his heart: Okay! I finally understand! This parasitic civilizationThe alien has been completely ruined by the thoughts of the earthling he is parasitizing.  (To be continued)
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