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    In fact, Mr. Zhu Da is not unfamiliar with things like parasitic civilization, or he thinks he is not unfamiliar with it, because people on earth these days are so imaginative, and there are references to parasitic life in various TV, movies, and literary works.  describe.  The most famous among them is probably Alien. This imaginary and terrifying alien creature was made into a movie by the Americans and sold all over the world, and it has remained popular for a long time.  Among other things, what impressed Zhu Runfa the most was an Oriental cartoon called "Space Knight". The alien creature Radam in it is a parasitic life.  Therefore, in Mr. Zhu Da¡¯s impression, parasitic life forms are extremely ferocious and powerful creatures, and they all play promising roles like BOSS.  But when he really saw the so-called parasitic civilization, he found that all his previous understandings were overturned, and he felt a heartache.  Yamu!  This guy with a huge mouthparts, who looks a bit like a large caterpillar, is the holder of the interstellar client called Yaguang Civilization, and he is also the master of this parasitic civilization.  But when the client holder appeared on the 3D screen, Mr. Zhu Da thought he saw an alien version of Yang Bailao.  Although its appearance can definitely be classified as ferocious compared to people on earth, but underneath that ferocious appearance, there is a kind of sorrow that even a blind man can see.  Just like Mr. Yang Bailao, who owes a huge debt to Huang Landlord's family, facing the sorrow of taking Xi'er to pay off the debt, just looking at it can make people feel sad.  "Sir!" Yamu's voice was full of sorrow, "The store is on sale today. Do you need an artificial insect emperor? Now you can buy it for only one star coin and take it home. The store will come with a special gift  There are a hundred insect eggs, and there are discounts for large quantities. Each thousand insect eggs are now only sold for fifty stars. "Special promotion?  When did such a good thing happen on Interstellar Taobao?  Zhu Runfa glanced at this person suspiciously, then frowned.  From his experience, when buying things on Interstellar Taobao, you should never imagine that you can take advantage.  If you really feel that one day you have taken advantage of the transaction.  Then it is very likely that you have fallen into a big pit unknowingly, and this pit is definitely a huge pit that will kill people without paying for their lives.  Although the guy in front of him looks like Yang Bailao, who can be sure that he is not the Huang Landlord in disguise?  If Mr. Zhu Da really believed her, he might one day become Xi'er who can pay his debts.  "Ahem!" Zhu Runfa coughed and said cautiously, "Mr. Yamu, this one comes with a hundred insect eggs? Doesn't it only come with ten eggs? And the price of each thousand eggs has been reduced by half. Why did the price suddenly drop?  So many? Is there something wrong with this artificial insect emperor? "" Sir!" Yamu said with a crying voice, "I am not a male, I am a hermaphrodite, you can just call me Yamu.  !  Androgyny!  Thisis it difficult to believe that this is what the customer service girl once said, a magical species that can solve its own physiological needs?  Zhu Runfa glanced at it curiously, and then couldn't help but thought with some malice: No wonder this guy in front of him looks so sad!  It turns out that I masturbated too much and was hurting my body!  "Cough!" Zhu Runfa laughed dryly.  Said, "Well, Yamu, you haven't answered my question just now. Why has the price here dropped again? Is there something wrong with your product?" "No! Absolutely not!" Yamu hurriedly denied it, and then suddenly  Choking, he said, "I lowered the price just because, because woo woo!" Yamu said two reasons in a row.  Then he suddenly burst into tears, and his tears rose more than ten meters high.  Well, by the way, this Yamu's body is more than fifty meters tall and one kilometer long.  What is going on? What is this?  Why are you crying while talking?  Zhu Runfa looked at him in astonishment, scratching his head for a long time.  He has met a few aliens on Interstellar Taobao, and they have all kinds of strange emotional reactions, but what is the situation of crying after meeting them?  "Uh! Girl!" Zhu Runfa whispered to the customer service girl.  "Did I read that correctly? This guy must be crying, right? Or did you translate it wrong? This guy is actually not crying, but expelling waste fluid from the body?" "Waste waste fluid from the body?" The customer service girl was puzzled.  He asked innocently, "What is that?" "Stupid!" Zhu Runfa glanced at her with contempt, "Just peeing! This guy doesn't look like he is crying. If he cries, can the tears soar so far?" "This  ," The customer service girl heard a drop of cold sweat dripping from her head.  Qian smiled and said, "I think he must be crying! Although the language is quite different, the basic meaning is still the same, and you will not misunderstand its meaning." "I'm sorry! This guy  Sir!" Yamu seemed to have had enough crying at this time.  He calmed down his emotions for a moment, and then said to Zhu Runfa, "Recently, I have a large number ofA generation has passed away and I am organizing a funeral for them, so I will increase my promotional efforts during the funeral.  " Damn it! When Zhu Runfa heard this, he felt thunder rolling from the sky, and his whole outlook was almost completely shattered. Funeral promotion! What kind of weird reason is this? I've only heard of opening promotions and anniversary promotions.  Who would hold a funeral and do promotions? Even the genetic predators, when trying to trick people, would at most find a reason to have a baby or get married. What kind of weird relationship do you have between holding a funeral and doing promotions?  Huh? ¡°Customer service girl!  Zhu Runfa shook his head and said, "I'll forget it!"  Let's find another one. This guy is obviously trying to deceive people, doing funerals and doing promotions Humph!  "    "oh!  "The customer service girl nodded indifferently, "Then find another one. Anyway, there are many such civilized interstellar black markets!  "    "Don't!  This lord!  Yamu immediately shouted anxiously, "Did I offend Master in some way? If so, I can apologize to Master!"  If you think the price is too high, we can discuss it again, how about I lower the price to 30 star coins per thousand eggs?  "    "never mind!  Seeing it like this, Zhu Runfa was even more suspicious of his intentions. He shook his head and said to the customer service girl: "Let's change it!"  " The customer service girl nodded when she heard this, then checked the product catalog and said, "Okay!  Then let's switch to this one, this one" "Wait a minute!  Don't leave!  "Seeing that the deal couldn't be done, Yamu found ten large "knives" more than twenty meters long from nowhere. He rolled the tips of the knives with his tentacles and pointed them at his chest, shouting loudly.  : "If you dare not do this business with me, I will die on the spot in front of you today.  "What's going on? Zhu Runfa and the customer service girl looked at it dumbfounded, and were stunned by this strange reaction for a moment. "I'm telling you, I will do what I said.  If you don't do business with me, I will die in front of you!  "Yam said, and the ten tentacles were wrapped around the big knife and he thrust hard. The ten big knives were thrust into his body at once, and then he quickly pulled them out. "Pfft!  "Ten streaks of pink blood spurted out like fountains, which looked more than thirty meters high. "Gudong!  "Zhu Runfa and the customer service girl looked at the ten fountains, and then at the big knife in Yamu's hand. They all swallowed. Yamu shouted sternly: "Are you going to do business with me?  Give me a nice word?  " "This" Zhu Runfa was shocked by the behavior of this hob, and said with an embarrassment, "Yam, don't be impulsive!  The so-called benevolence and righteousness in business are" "Shua!  Without saying a word, Yamu immediately stabbed himself ten more times, and ten more thick fountains of blood spurted out, shouting loudly: "Can you do it?"  "    "I said.  Are you like this?  "Zhu Runfa said with a bit of laughter and tears, "This is just a few star coins business, and you are also the holder of the Star Client after all Stop!  Stop interfering, I¡¯ll buy it!  I'll just buy it.  "    "real!  Yamu was overjoyed when he heard this. He hurriedly threw away the ten giant swords and shouted, "Sir."  Are you really willing to do business with me?  " Zhu Runfa glanced at the more than 20 fountains on it with pain, and said: "Okay!  okay!  Get some treatment on your body quickly, I'm so scared just looking at it.  "    "It doesn't matter!  Yamu smiled and said, "This little injury is not a big deal. It will be fine in a while. Business is still important."  "    "Well!  I'm in no hurry!  Zhu Runfa glanced at it and said, "You'd better treat it!"  I guess you won't be able to resist for long before you die.  By then you probably won't be able to do business.  "    "No!  Yamu said, "This injury is really fine for me. Let's make a deal quickly!"  " "You still" "Sir!  Yamu quickly interrupted him and said in a sob, "You are not in a hurry, I am!"  If I can no longer earn Star Coins, my children will starve to death.  Today is the hundredth time I¡¯ve had a funeral in this planet year, and I don¡¯t want to have to do the one hundred and first time tomorrow!  " "Poof!  Ahem!  Ahem!  ?  Zhu Runfa stared at him dumbfounded and almost choked to death at his words, "Did I hear you right?"  How can this be?  Is your child starving to death?  " Damn it! This is a parasitic civilization! It is said to be extremely powerful. Is it true? It is said to be extremely evil, but is it true? Is there a terrifying BOSS that can cause a catastrophic disaster to that civilization if it sneaks into other civilizations? But now?  What did it say? Its children are almost starving to death, isn¡¯t it? Damn, what¡¯s the point of this? ¡°Oh!  Yamu cried sadly after hearing this, "Sir, you heard me right, my children are really starving to death!"  Since this year, my children have been dying continuously. As of today, a hundred batches have died. I am?I have held funerals a hundred times.  Woohoo!  My child!  " "One hundred batches?  Zhu Runfa had cold sweat on his head, "Do you still need to approve your child's death?"  How many is this batch?  " " Of course the dead child must be killed!  Yamu glanced at him with tearful eyes and said strangely, "Sir, isn't your family used to criticize the dead children?"  "    "roll!  The child is dead in your family!  Zhu Run said angrily, "All your children will die!"  "    "yes!  Yamu said seriously, "I said it a long time ago!"  My child is dead!  "    "¡­¡­never mind!  Zhu Runfa grinded his teeth and rolled his eyes helplessly, "By the way, you said a group of children died, how many individuals were there?"  " "This batch!  Not bad!  Yamu cried, "More than ten million people died."  " "Only more than 10 million cough cough cough" Zhu Runfa choked and was completely speechless. "Alas~" Yamu sighed heavily, "Only one hundred days have passed in this planet year and 300 planet days.  , how should we spend the remaining 200 days!  "Poof! Zhu Runfa completely knelt down! It turns out that this guy has funerals every day.
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