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    "Hands up!" The police officer was startled, and he drew his gun and pointed it at Zhu Runfa.  "Officer! I think you'd better put down the gun!" Zhu Runfa turned a blind eye to the pistol in front of him and said calmly, "The person standing in front of you is a respected federal civil servant, and the person who just spoke to you is a parole  Criminal, think about it, who do you believe?" Today, Zhu Runfa no longer takes a small pistol seriously, let alone whether a pistol can hurt him, let's just say he is a big gun.  No matter what, my husband is someone who participated in the Battle of Yanjing. He has seen big scenes, so he will care about this threat.  "I don't know who you are?" the police officer shouted sternly. "I won't put down the gun until I confirm that you are not a threat. You! Put your hands where I can see them, and then lie on the ground with your head in your hands.  Now! Right now!¡± ¡°Lie on the ground?¡± Zhu Runfa¡¯s face darkened, and then he sighed softly and muttered in Chinese, ¡°Damn it! I¡¯ve heard that the American police are so fucked up.  . Although police officers in China are often hacked, if they point guns at people and make them lie on the ground, they will be sprayed to death. " "Okay!" Officer Zhu Runfa was helpless!  He said authentically, "Is your name Will? There is an authorization document in my pocket, as well as my ID. Let me show it to you." After saying that, he reached into his suit pocket to get something.  "Don't move!" Officer Will yelled nervously, "I'm warning you, put your hands where I can see." "Hey! Don't be nervous!" Zhu Runfa smiled and put his hand into his pocket, "  I just" "Bang!" The gun went off.  "" Zhu Runfa's smile froze on her face.  "God!" Rosa let out an earth-shattering scream, then covered her face with her hands and stepped back.  "Bang, bang, bang!" Officer Will fired three more shots at his vitals.  It has to be said that Zhu Yunfa's action of putting his hand into his pocket was an extremely wrong move. Zhu Yunfa may have watched a lot of rice dramas, but he still lacks understanding of the real American police.  In fact, American police in real life may be far more decisive in shooting than in movies. Well, especially for black people, they will be more decisive in shooting.  After all, everything in the movie is fake, and the decision whether to shoot or not is based on the plot arrangement, but in reality it is more complicated.  "Damn" Zhu Runfa was stunned. He never thought that he had done nothing and that an American policeman had shot him four times inexplicably. If he hadn't been wearing protective clothing, he would have been wearing something else.  People have died long ago.  "God!" Officer Will was shocked when he saw that he was still alive, and immediately shot again.  "Bang bang bang!" Thirteen bullets were shot from the pistol into Zhu Runfa's head.  "The protective clothing enters combat mode, the auxiliary chip is activated" Instructions flowed through Zhu Runfa's mind instantly, and then he felt his right hand suddenly move quickly.  "Puff puff!" After thirteen slight vibrations were clearly heard in his palm, his right hand stopped.  "Bang!" A bullet fell from his hand.  Officer Will looked down at the bullet blankly, then looked up at Zhu Yunfa with incredulous eyes, as if he had seen a ghost.  "Dang, ding, ding, rang!" A string of bullets fell down in one piece, and each soft sound hit the police officer's nerves like a heavy hammer. In his eyes, Zhu Runfa seemed to immediately transform into a devil.  "You idiot!" Zhu Runfa was so angry that he grabbed his collar and raised it into the air. Then he was so angry that he didn't even bother to cover it up. He shouted directly at him in Chinese, "Do you know what you are doing? Damn you.  "You almost killed me!" "Let go!" Will couldn't breathe for a moment and said with difficulty, "Let me go, you devil!" Zhu Run shouted angrily,  "It was you who damned me, okay? In the end, you couldn't kill me, so I became a fucking devil. What a world." At this time, another policeman rushed in with a gun, probably Will.  partner or something.  "Let him go!" the policeman shouted. Then he saw that Zhu Runfa did not have a gun in his hand. He hesitated and did not shoot immediately. Instead, he shouted, "Citizen, let go of the police officer in your hands immediately, otherwise I will  Necessary action must be taken. "Zhu Runfa was very angry. At this time, he saw someone pointing a gun at him indiscriminately, and the unknown fire suddenly burned in his heart.  At that moment, there was an impulse in his heart, and he just wanted to squeeze the guy in his hand to death. Anyway, this guy shot him for no reason, and he would just kill him. He would not have any burden in his heart.  "Zhu Runfa, please calm down," the customer service girl's voice saidThe voice suddenly rang, "The most important task now is to find dogs, and don't add any extraneous matters. I counted, and there are only about fifty dogs here, which is not enough." Xiaoshan's words immediately made his mind clear.  wrong!  The most important thing now is not to kill the fucking policemen, but to gather two hundred dogs.  It doesn't matter if he kills the policeman now. He is just afraid that the police in the city will conduct a large-scale manhunt, which will affect his plan to collect dogs.  "Okay! You're right." Zhu Runfa took a deep breath, then suppressed the anger in his heart and threw Officer Will to the ground.  "Phew!" The new policeman breathed a sigh of relief, but he still did not put down his gun. Instead, he shouted: "Very good! Man, although I don't know what happened yet, but I think you did something."  Wise choice. You'd better lie down on the ground. I will plead with the judge for you in the future." "Really?" Zhu Runfa glanced at him lightly, and a metal stick as thick as a bowl suddenly appeared in his hand.  She pointed the end of the stick at them and said, "I think I have a better choice." The policeman was startled by the sudden appearance of the stick in her hand and shouted: "What are you doing? Where did you get the stick?"  ?" As soon as he finished speaking, a dazzling flash of light lit up from the top of the stick "Okay! Although it was a little unpleasant, it's time to get back to the topic." Zhu Runfa stood there frozen.  In front of the other people, he said loudly, "Remember, nothing actually happened just now. Officer Will's gun just went off and no one was hurt. The policeman who came in from behind, you will tell the police who arrived later."  Explain to others. Everyone, please remember that you have just seen aliens with your own eyes. All the dogs taken away by me are members of the Dog Expeditionary Force and are disguised as aliens.  Agent Z of SHIELD, yes! Don't ask me why the men in black are under SHIELD. In fact, I don't know, because I originally just wanted to make a joke with you.  It¡¯s no joke. Who told your police to be so fucked up? It¡¯s right to cause some trouble for your government. So you have no obligation to keep it secret. If you want to go out and talk nonsense, then you can talk nonsense.  We must unconditionally cooperate with Agent Z to find the dogs in the shelter. Xiaoshan, you have to take part in everything. Just clear away the surveillance up to now.  Come on, wake up.¡± ¡°You¡¯re really mean,¡± the customer service girl rolled her eyes, ¡°By the way, you didn¡¯t have this idea in the first place, right?¡± ¡°Yes! You¡¯ve been watching a lot of American dramas recently.  "Zhu Runfa laughed and said, "Originally, I just wanted to fool them and make a joke with them to see if anyone in the United States would really believe in the man in black. Of course, their memories will definitely be wiped out in the end.  Who knew that as soon as I started working on the script, I would meet a nymphomaniac black lady, and then I would meet such a fucked-up police officer? Forget it, just let them go.  Having more than two hundred dogs will always make some people feel strange, so let¡¯s make them even more strange. " "Is that a little strange? Boy," the customer service girl was speechless, "It¡¯s just that there are two hundred less stray dogs.  It was such a big deal that it passed in a few days. But if you add the rumors of aliens, it would be a big problem. Uh, Zhu Runfa, why did you ask me to clear the surveillance now? Why didn't you wait until everything was over?  Let¡¯s talk about it later? I¡¯m stumping you¡± ¡°That¡¯s right! That¡¯s what I meant,¡± Zhu Runfa laughed, ¡°I just want to leave some evidence for them.  Well, let the U.S. government be busy for a while. Who told their police to almost kill me? Let¡¯s just collect some interest!  Anyway, my face is that of a black man. Even if they search all over the world, they can¡¯t find it on my head Okay, let¡¯s not talk anymore, these guys are awake.  "At this time, the person who was frozen there suddenly started to move. "Oh God!  Rosa shouted loudly, "Agent Z, there really are aliens in this world, my God!"  You are actually the man in black.  " "Madam, I think you'd better forget all these things," Zhu Runfa said seriously, "otherwise I will have to brainwash you.  Well, do you want to be brainwashed?  "Of course not," Rosa was startled, "I know, I don't know anything."  "That's good," Zhu Runfa nodded, turning to look at Officer Will, "Officer Will, are you ready?"  " "Okay, I'll be fine in a minute, I have to load the pistol now," Will cursed loudly, "Oh, shit!  This damn broken gun actually went off. Fortunately, no one was hurt.  However, I think I'm going to write a report.  Bill, you have to bear witness for me.  "    "no problem!  "Another policeman"He said, "I will stay and explain. Will, you and Agent Z set off quickly. Defeat the Dog Expeditionary Force and save the Earth. The task of saving the Earth will be left to you." "Ahem, Defeat the Dog Expeditionary Force and save the Earth.  Leave the task to us" Zhu Runfa almost choked to death at his words.  Although Mr. Zhu Da said this evil reason himself, when he heard the policeman say this, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.  At that moment, he laughed dryly and said: "Ahem, don't worry, protecting the earth is originally our mission of SHIELD. Well, now I will take all the dogs here away, lest there are any spies from the dogs among them."  As he said this, he immediately contacted the customer service girl and took all the dogs into the Star Store.
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