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    "Reinforcements are coming!" As soon as the customer service girl finished speaking, a huge black pot fell from the sky and plunged Zhu Runfa directly into it.  "Boom, boom, boom!" Last time, the energy flying sword hit the black pot, and then thousands of explosions broke out.  The scope of this kind of explosion is very small, but each explosion is enough to completely blow an ordinary person to pieces.  Thousands of explosions blasted the surface of the cauldron, leaving holes the size of washbasins everywhere. However, I don't know how thick the cauldron was, but it was not penetrated by the blast.  The cauldron appeared so suddenly that before the six Taoists noticed it, the explosion happened.  Then, flames shot into the sky and smoke filled the air, and they couldn't see clearly what was happening inside for a while.  "Haha! I'm really stupid," the customer service girl laughed. "I thought that the number of these flying swords was scary and dangerous to you. I didn't expect that the power of these flying swords was actually only as powerful as that of a fifth-level civilization.  The individual weapons are almost the same! A cauldron made of level 6 space battleship armor can be purchased for one hundred star coins. "You are kidding me!" Zhu Runfa said with black lines on his face.  You almost killed me, but you bought a high-priced cauldron? What kind of civilization would use the armor alloy of a space battleship to make a cauldron? You bastard! " "Haha!  Wrong!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, "This is a kitchen utensil for a two-level civilized colony! Don't worry about the details! That race is huge, so it can handle this pot.  There is absolutely no problem with attacking." "Go away!" Zhu Run said angrily, "Don't take me for granted. You think I'm a fool for buying a pot for one hundred stars?" "Ah! This pot is just a gift.  It¡¯s just a gift! Haha!¡± the customer service girl said with a smile, ¡°I actually bought a level 7 civilization hunting device, which cost a total of two hundred star coins, didn¡¯t I tell you?  ! As people get older, their memory deteriorates. Haha! "You have a bad memory! You have a bad memory for a smart program," Zhu Runfa yelled, "If you want to embezzle, don't do it so obviously."  Okay?" "How can it be! Corruption is a behavior that only living things have." The customer service girl said righteously, "As an intelligent customer service, serving customers conscientiously is our only mission. We do not have corruption as a function.  "You guys are already gambling, and you still say you don't know how to be corrupt? Are you a liar? You did it once before, right?" Zhu Runfa turned over.  Rolling his eyes, he sighed: "Forget it! Let's not talk about it. I can't complain to you anymore. By the way, where is your trap? How to use it?" "Boom!" Something similar in shape to a watch and about the same size.  It fell to the ground.  Zhu Runfa picked it up and clasped it in his hand.  "A hunting device for low-level space beasts from a seventh-level civilization, specially designed for hunting," the customer service girl explained. "It hunts small low-level space beasts with a combat power of less than level 6. It can emit shock waves aimed at the brains of living creatures, causing a coma effect. In severe cases, it can directly lead to death.  It comes with replaceable compressed energy crystals, and each energy crystal costs ten stars. ¡°It must be said that the higher the level of civilization, the more fool-proof the use of technological products is. Zhu Runfa learned to use it under the guidance of the customer service girl.  "Okay! Put that black pot on the store for sale," Zhu Runfa said, "It's time for us to fight back." "Uh! I hope someone buys it!" The customer service girl rolled her eyes and put the tattered black pot on the interstellar  in the store.  There is no other way, why do you think the item storage fee on Interstellar Taobao is so high? I have no choice but to do this.  After the smoke and dust dispersed, the situation at the scene gradually appeared in front of the six Taoists, and then they were frightened to pee. At a glance, they saw Mr. Zhu Da standing in front of them unscathed.  He was looking at them with a smile on his face, raising his right hand high and pointing something like a watch at them.  "How friendly are you Taoists!" Zhu Runfa said with a smile, "Are you in a good mood after the fight just now?" When the six Taoists heard this, their faces became as ugly as dead people.  Taikun, the master with the highest level of cultivation, was the first to react. He gave a dry laugh and said, "Fellow Taoist! When is the so-called retribution of injustice? Look, we didn't hurt you either. How about we turn the conflict into friendship and sit down and have a good chat?"  "That's right! That's right! Everyone thinks harmony is more valuable." Taoist Qingkong also smiled dryly, "This is all a misunderstanding. Haha! Ah, by the way, I remember that there is a Sichuan restaurant nearby that makes good Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, sweet and delicious  "It's delicious. I came here last time on a business trip. Why don't we have a drink together?" "Master! Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is a Cantonese dish, not a Sichuan dish." Taoist Qingfeng pulled his sleeves beside him, "And, you.  Don¡¯t you ever drink?¡± ¡°Shut up!¡±Taoist Qingkong stretched out his hand and gave him a bang, then turned to Mr. Zhu Da and said with a smile on his face, "Haha, fellow Taoist, don't worry about the small details. Haha! The most important thing is to express our sincerity.  That's all." "Sincerity, sister!" Zhu Runfa yelled, pointing at Brother Taikun, "These three guys didn't say a word when they came up, and then I caught up with them.  He actually joined you in attacking me with so many flying swords? Oh! If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm Garfield." Well, if Mr. Zhu Da wants to catch a cultivator, there's no need to do some research.  Told them.  "Fellow Taoist?" The faces of the three people in Taoist Qingkong's group became even uglier. They looked at Taikun and the others, "You robbed someone of something, why didn't you tell me earlier?" "This" Taikun  The real brothers looked at each other awkwardly, then looked at the bucket that had been thrown aside, and were speechless.  "A bucket of water?" Dao Qingkong jumped in anger, "Damn it! For a bucket of water, you actually provoked such a powerful enemy, I will fight with you." When Master Taikun heard this, he smiled bitterly and said: "Fellow Daoist Qingkong!  Please listen to me explain, this water" "This water has nothing to do with you," Zhu Runfa interrupted with a sneer, "Fellow Taoists, don't say anything more, have a good dream!"  , pressed on the watch in his hand.  Although the six Taoists didn't know what Zhu Runfa was going to do, they didn't know it well. They immediately raised their swords in front of them and shouted: "Wait a minute, fellow Taoist, I have something to say" He hadn't finished speaking yet.  , they suddenly felt a loud noise in their brains, like a big bell being struck directly in their brains, and the whole brain was boiling for a while.  It was as if the six Taoists were intoxicated by alcohol. The scenery in front of them suddenly split into one, two and four, and finally turned into countless layers of shadows.  Finally, they felt their eyes go dark, and with a bang, they all fainted and fell to the ground.  "So powerful!" Zhu Runfa touched the watch on his hand, "These guys are finished so easily? Ha! Isn't this too exaggerated?" "What exaggeration!" Customer service, the girl said with a smile, "Their bodies  It¡¯s similar to the fifth-level space race. It¡¯s not a piece of cake for a seventh-level civilization to hunt small space beasts. Huh?¡±  It was buckled on his head again, and then he heard a series of dense "bang bang" sounds.  "Ah! It scared me," the customer service girl suddenly laughed, "Let me just say, how could they possibly make millions of energy flying swords? It turns out they are all bluffing." The next moment,  The blame has been taken away again!  Zhu Runfa looked up and finally knew what happened.  It turned out that after the six Taoists fainted, the millions of energy flying swords they created immediately lost control and exploded.  The scene looked very spectacular, but the level of those explosions was at best similar to that of a firecracker.  "What's going on?" Zhu Runfa looked at the exploding flying swords all over the sky and was confused for a moment, "Why is this power so small?" "Miscalculation!" the customer service girl said, "Most of these flying swords are just fake, most of them are fake  They are used to bluff people. It is estimated that they can only make and use thousands of them. If we had known this, we would have been able to break through with a few hits and then torture them to death."  "Damn!" Zhu Runfa also reacted and was very speechless, "I mean, their attacks are so troublesome. If millions of energy flying swords attack at the same time, I won't be able to dodge even if I'm a god. It turns out they are all the same.  Damn, this is a big loss, ha!" Mr. Zhu Da rolled his eyes in frustration, walked up to the six Taoists, kicked them bitterly, and then started to search them.  Needless to say, the six high-energy weapons were naturally accepted by Mr. Zhu Da immediately.  After Mr. Zhu Da set a price for them that no one would buy, he put them for sale in the Interstellar Store.  ¡°Then he took out twenty pieces of jade-like objects from the six Taoists. After being tested by the customer service girl, there was an obvious energy reaction in them. They were probably the so-called spiritual stones.  Mr. Zhu Da did not hesitate to take it for himself, waiting to study it slowly in the future.  Thenthen there was nothing. These guys were so poor that Mr. Zhu Da was heartbroken.  ¡°It is estimated that the only thing left that is worth some money is the clothes they are wearing. They are made of some kind of natural silk and are very tough.  According to the customer service girl, these clothes may be as good as level 3 civilized protective clothing, but they are probably only sold for a few star coins, so they are of little value.  Compared with the level 5 civilized protective clothing worn by Mr. Zhu Da, there is no comparison in terms of function or performance.  But the grasshopper¡¯s legs are also meat, soTo recover the cost of this battle, Mr. Zhu Da took off all the clothes of the six people without hesitation.  "Ah! Poor guy! Big loss this time." Zhu Runfa cursed, took off the underwear of the six people, and then lit a fire with great interest, burning the only thing they had left to hide their shame.  Everything was clean.  "It's great! I finally got rid of the bad breath." Zhu Runfa made a chest expansion movement and laughed, "Damn it! You beat me so badly." The customer service girl was speechless at his childish prank and had to remind him  : "Hurry up! Draw some blood for them. If someone comes again, they will be annoyed again." "Oh! Yes!" Zhu Runfa slapped his head, "I almost forgot about this. Well, by the way, cultivators are physically strong.  It¡¯s okay to draw some blood.¡± ¡°Uh! I haven¡¯t tried this yet!¡± The customer service girl said, ¡°Let¡¯s try a little first.¡± After that, a syringe fell out of thin air.  "Boom!" The syringe fell to the ground and stirred up more than one meter of ash. Zhu Runfa's face turned black immediately: "Are you using this syringe for Ultraman? Just a little bit? The syringe is as thick as a bucket.  The tip of the needle is thicker than my arm. How can I draw blood?¡± ¡°Uh! Then change it!¡± After the customer service girl finished speaking, something fell down again, this time it was a long and thin needle.  Zhu Runfa was speechless when he saw it, so he had to replace the needle and draw blood from the six Taoists with a syringe as thick as a bucket But don't say it, the physique of cultivators is not limited, and their hematopoietic ability is super strong, but Mr. Zhu Da was actually  A tube of blood was drawn from each person.  Each tube weighed at least dozens of kilograms. I don't know how their hematopoietic cells worked, but they were able to produce so much blood in such a short time.  "Sure enough, he is worthy of the physique of the cosmic race," Zhu Runfa looked at the six Taoists who had obviously lost weight, stretched out his thumbs and praised, "It's really strong! I admire it, if they are willing to go out to donate blood, how many hospitals will be able to solve the ischemia  Question!" "Don't be impressed!" The customer service girl suddenly said, "The little flathead is back." "Where is it?" Zhu Runfa looked up and saw a stunning beauty wearing white feet and walking through the air.  Like a fairy on earth.  "Uh! Is this a little crew cut?" Zhu Runfa's eyes widened and his mouth watered. "Wasn't he as ugly as a wild boar just now? Why has he become like this now? It's so beautiful." "Who knows?"  The customer service girl said, "Maybe he has mutated again! Are you leaving? Do you want to stay and have sex with him?" "Oh! Damn it! I forgot that this guy is a man! What the hell do you want to have sex with him?  ! Flash." Zhu Runfa shuddered and suddenly broke into a cold sweat when he remembered that the guy in front of him was once a man. He wiped his saliva and turned around to run away.  "Eh? This fellow Taoist, we seem to have seen each other before somewhere," Dongfang Bubai, who got a set of ancient ladies' skirts from somewhere and dressed like the legendary Wen Huan, said with a smile, "Don't leave, brother Taoist! Stay here!"  How about we come down and become Taoist companions with my little sister?¡± After hearing this, Zhu Runfa ran faster and shouted loudly without looking back: ¡°Thank you for your kindness, girl. If I have an emergency, I will take a step forward and leave the six Taoist friends on the ground to the girl¡¯s care.  "Hey! Sure enough, there are six Taoists." When Dongfang Bubai saw the six Taoists lying naked on the ground, he was immediately overjoyed and shouted, "You are really a wonderful fellow, he even helped to take off his clothes."  Yes, it suits me very well. My dear brother, I will thank you very much in the future. " "You're welcome!" Zhu Runfa's voice came from afar, "I always do good things.  Leave your name and you can call me Lei Feng. " "This fellow Taoist is really upright and upright. I must have a fight with him next time I have time." Dongfang Bubai looked at his back and sighed in admiration, and then he happily picked up the six Taoists.  Dragging it into the grass on the side of the road </a><a>Mobile phone users please read it.  </a>
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