Principal Wang woke up from a hangover with a splitting headache, hair all over his body, and a terrible thirst. He looked at his watch and saw that it was already past nine in the morning. There seemed to be a meeting to be held in the morning, but now it was a bit late to get up. However, Principal Wang doesn't take it to heart. It's summer vacation anyway. When to arrange the meeting is not his decision. Just let them wait. As a principal, don¡¯t you even have this right? He looked at the sleeping girl next to him and rubbed her body greedily. Then he suddenly thought of something, his face changed, he rubbed his sore waist, and withdrew his hand in a sullen voice. As people get older, their fighting power decreases sharply. I am no longer capable of dealing with such a beautiful girl. If I really wake up the opponent, I will probably die on the opponent's belly. He sighed, reluctantly put on his clothes, came to the living room, and shouted: "Xiao Fang!" Xiao Fang is his driver and secretary. Because he has a sharp tongue and a loyal person, he has been with him for many years. It is said that there are many things about President Wang Da that his wife may not know, but Xiao Fang, as the driver and secretary, must know, such as the golden house of President Wang Da. No one answered. Principal Wang called out again: "Xiao Fang!" But there is no doubt that Xiao Fang is definitely not here. The house is so big, the other party can't hide on purpose, right? President Wang picked up his cell phone and dialed a number, but the phone prompted: "The user you dialed has turned off his phone." "This little friend is getting more and more unreliable," President Wang threw the phone and said with a frown. One sentence, "I really want to replace him." President Wang was helpless. Since the secretary and driver was not here, he had no choice but to wash up and go out to take a taxi. Well, by the way, President Wang had never thought about driving by himself in his life. He had a driver. Do you still have to learn it yourself? "What Principal Wang didn't expect was that as soon as he went out, a person appeared from the closet. It was Xiao Fang. He actually hid on purpose. "Quickly! Wake up!" Xiao Fang hit the girl's butt twice without any notice, and then shook her hard, "Wake up quickly! The old guy is gone." "Huh? It's Brother Fang." The girl was fascinated. I woke up in a daze, saw him, and chuckled, "Brother Fang, don't be so impatient. The old guy is gone, let's give it a try." Surprisingly, the driver and secretary of President Wang University and him Her second breast actually has a leg. Well, is this trying to stabilize the harem for the powerless Principal Wang? He is indeed loyal, Comrade Xiaofang has sacrificed too much. "Get up quickly and get ready to run away. Something happened to the old guy," Xiao Fang said hurriedly, "Where is the old guy hiding his money?" "What!" The girl suddenly woke up and woke up completely. Shamefully naked, he jumped out of bed, "When did it happen?" "Last night!" Xiao Fang said, "I received the message while drinking last night. After confirming the message, I immediately sent him Throw away the phone, otherwise the old guy would have known the news by now. After sending you back, I have been hiding here waiting for the old guy to go out. Hurry up, the evidence is solid, the old guy can't handle it, wait for the Discipline Inspection Commission. There is nothing left when you come to the door! "The personal mobile phone is specially used by President Wang to contact his family and friends. If that mobile phone is still there, his yellow-faced woman will probably have blown it up by now. Wang Da How could the principal have such a happy life last night? Well, from this point of view, Comrade Xiaofang really doesn't say anything about his treatment of his boss. He knows how to let his boss enjoy a comfortable life in the end. He is really a considerate and good subordinate. "Oh! Okay!" The girl was a little at a loss and said, "Kitchen, the old guy has newly renovated the kitchen. I don't know what oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar are since I moved in, so he has nothing to do to decorate a stupid kitchen? Do you really think I'm a fool? ? Find a hammer to hit" Half an hour later, a young man and woman sneakily dragged a large box and left the community without looking back. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out and hailed a taxi, told the address, and then fell directly into the back seat to take a nap. But for some reason, he always felt something was wrong. After tossing and turning for a while, he finally gave up trying to fall asleep. He looked up and realized why he felt something was wrong, because the taxi driver had been staring at him through the rearview mirror. Well, anyone who is stared at while sleeping will instinctively feel uneasy. Principal Wang couldn't help but feel a little annoyed and said, "Why are you staring at me all the time?" The driver was startled, looked away in a sly manner, and then asked curiously: "Are you Principal Wang?" "Eh? Do you know him? Me?" Principal Wang looked at the driver's face in surprise, "Were you a student of our school before? Well, why did you drive a taxi? Ahem, it doesn't matter. There is no distinction between high and low in work? Just feel comfortable?" "No! I am from Beijing University."After graduating, I sold pork for two years." The driver said with a smile, "Then the swine fluwell, it was a bit unlucky anyway." " "Well! From Beijing University! Great school! Good school. "Principal Wang wiped his cold sweat and said to himself that it is not an ordinary unlucky thing for you to be in this situation. Then he asked strangely: "Then how do you know me? " "you do not know? "The driver was stunned. "Uh! Should I know? "Principal Wang said curiously. "No! No! I don¡¯t know what¡¯s best! I don¡¯t know what¡¯s best! "The driver laughed dryly and immediately stopped talking. This guy is probably a good guy, and he plans to let Principal Wang have a little more comfortable time. Well, I don't know if Principal Wang knows what happened without being mentally prepared. Will you be grateful for the driver's kindness? Inexplicably, President Wang rolled his eyes and stopped talking. Soon, the taxi arrived at the gate of X University. Recently, because the taxi driver refused to drive into the school, the helpless principal had to get out of the car at the school gate. ¡°That¡¯s outrageous! How can anyone have to drive guests off the bus before they reach their destination? I will sue you. Principal Wang threw the money to the driver bitterly, "Change the money and issue an invoice. I want to write down your job number." " "It's up to you! The driver smiled and gave him his work number while changing the money. "If you want to complain, just hurry up. I have no objection." " "What's your attitude! "Principal Wang was furious. "I just have such an attitude. "The driver smiled helplessly and said to himself: If I drive in and still get the fare, I will take your last name. I don't know what dragnets are waiting for you in the school. The people from the Discipline Inspection Commission will give them to you. Pay the fare? Nonsense! ¡°You, you, you! "Principal Wang pointed at him and was so angry that he couldn't speak. "See you later!" "The driver turned the front of the car, then thought about it, and suddenly wanted to stick his head out of the window and shouted, "Principal! " "What? " "Hello, principal! Goodbye principal! "The driver shouted with a smile, then started the car and ran away with a whoosh. "It feels so good! The driver let out a long breath, "After selling pork for two years and driving for a year, today is the most comfortable day for me. In one word, it's great!" It's just It's a pity. What happened if Mao was not the principal of our school? Wouldn't that make me feel better? . "Uh! I don't know if the president of Beijing University will be interested in satisfying him after hearing this. "You are crazy! "Principal Wang Da jumped to his feet and screamed, angrily walked into the school gate. When passing by the communication room, he saw two security guards staring at him with very strange eyes. He couldn't help feeling a little annoyed and cursed, "What are you looking at! What catches your eyes! Do you still want to do it well? " "Well! nothing! nothing! The two security guards looked at each other with half-smiling expressions on their faces: "Principal Wang, please come in. Someone is looking for you early this morning?" Waiting for you now? " "Who! So early? Principal Wang asked casually, "Are they the parents of students taking the college entrance examination this year?" " "We don't know that," the security guard said vaguely, "It seems to be someone from some government department, I didn't say anything specific " "Um! knew! "Principal Wang nodded and walked towards the school. As soon as he turned around a teaching building, his eyes suddenly went dark, and then he heard a "boom" in his ears, and his face felt hot, and something sticky had been splashed on it. When he touched it with his hand, it turned out to be blood. When he looked closely, he saw an indistinguishable human body lying one meter in front of him, with his head smashed into a rotten watermelon. Principal Wang was stunned for a moment. Before he could react, someone shouted: "Professor Li jumped off the building call an ambulance!" "Well, the one who did the free fall motion was one of the former fierce brothers. "Professor Li? Jump off the building! Principal Wang was so frightened that he ran more than fifty meters away and screamed like a pig, "Here comes someone!" Help. " Just as he was shouting, he saw several people rushing over. President Wang seemed to have found a life-saving straw and shouted to several people: "Hurry up! The man was right there. I quickly looked to see if he could be saved. I was scared to death. He jumped down and almost hit me. " "Click! "The visitor came up and took a look at the human body in the pool of blood, shook his head, and then directly handed over a pair of stainless steel bracelets without saying anything. "This is it? What to do? Principal Wang was confused for a moment, "He jumped off the building by himself. What does it have to do with me?" " "We are from the Discipline Inspection Commission. The visitor gave him a cold look and said, "I've been waiting for you for a long time. Your incident has happened. Come with us." " "Discipline Inspection Commission? "Principal Wang felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar. He was completely stunned. Just when he was about to ask why, he saw his friends being escorted out one by one. Principal Wang's legs immediately went weak.Collapsed to the ground At this moment, China's network was in chaos. A certain forum. First floor: Boom! Fortunately, I didn¡¯t fill out X major in my application form, otherwise would I have to live in a dangerous building? Second floor: The original poster! It's better to live in a dangerous building. If you make a girlfriend in school and find out in the end that she is actually with the professor how would you feel? Third floor: Come on, poster! Even if you really want to go to school, you may not be able to go to school. When the time comes, people who don¡¯t have enough points will just spend money to buy a few points, and you will be squeezed out. Will you re-study or re-study? Fourth floor: Damn it! I am now living in this legendary dangerous building. How can I break it? Fifth floor: Upstairs! I will offer incense for you during the holidays. Well, I won¡¯t go to your school. Sixth floor: I applied for this school this year, no! For the sake of my virginity, I decided to repeat my studies for another year. Seventh floor: Purchasing virginity! 300 overnight, please call 138618 if you are interested A month later, the entire X University has only recruited one-tenth of the students in previous years. Then for the sake of operation, I had no choice but to find the students who had failed the exam. Unfortunately, even the students who had failed the exam were reluctant to go. In the end, only half of the students were recruited, and then outstanding teachers started to change jobs Two years later, after discussions with the education department, X University was split up and part of it was merged into other universities, while X University itself was downgraded to a college and completely declined. . Of course, this is a story for another day.