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Text Chapter 29: The Cheating Genetic Optimization Fluid (Part 2)

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    Zhu Runfa suddenly saw a product and immediately felt his eyes light up.  Well, the appearance of that creature is like the unnamed little monster that appears in Journey to the West. However, among the races at the scene, it can be regarded as one of the races closest to humans, at least in terms of hands, feet and eyes.  It's all about the same type, but it looks a little more ferocious.  But these are not important. What is important is his introduction to his product: Level 10 Tito Biochemical Civilization Universal Gene Optimization Fluid!  After testing, 189,800 species of organisms have been successfully optimized, with an unknown upper limit.  Safe, non-toxic, and effective on carbon-based life.  Price: 250 star coins.  Available quantity 100.  "Universal genetic optimization fluid, level 10 biochemical civilization, isn't this pretty good," Zhu Runfa said happily, "I know the universe is so big, there will definitely be exceptions. You see the number is 100, it shows that people are not just using  It¡¯s for display, that¡¯s it, buy one.¡± ¡°Hey! Wait! Don¡¯t buy it!¡± The customer service girl quickly stopped her, but as soon as she finished speaking, Taobao prompted that the transaction was successful and the payment was completed.  A bottle about the size of a Coke bottle appeared in the room.  By the way, Zhu Runfa is the holder of the client and the first issuer of orders on Interstellar Taobao. Without Zhu Runfa¡¯s authorization, the customer service girl cannot terminate the transaction.  "It's over! It's a waste of 250 star coins," the customer service girl yelled, "I told you not to buy it. 250 star coins, ahhh Zhu Yunfa, you big idiot! I'm so angry." "Why?  Will it be a waste?" Zhu Runfa picked up the bottle, "I think it's okay. The tenth-level civilization optimization solution only costs 250 star coins. It's a general-purpose product. I think there's something wrong with it." "What's wrong with the customer service girl?  All the pixels were turned black to express his anger: "You idiot, I told you not to believe that pie will be lost on interstellar Taobao, but you were fooled again. Level 10 biochemical civilization, still remember that ship of level 10 civilization?  A battleship? A star coin worth one billion tons. Since this genetic optimization solution is also produced by a level 10 biochemical civilization, will it be so cheap?  It¡¯s so cheap. On the other hand, 250 star coins is not even considered scum in the eyes of a tenth-level civilization. Do these tenth-level civilizations need to do this kind of business for 250 star coins? For example, you are now?  Although you are also a pauper, would you sell something where you can only earn one penny per item and the quantity is less than a hundred? " "This" Zhu Runfa looked at the bottle in his hand and felt something was wrong.  The customer service girl is right, you earn one penny per item, and the total quantity of one hundred is only 1 yuan.  Nowadays, even if a hundred cents were dropped on the ground, no one would bother to pick it up, let alone sell a hundred items to make the money.  "Then what's going on?" Zhu Runfa once again went to the seller's product introduction, "Hey, there are still sales numbers here. You see, a total of one million pieces were sold in the past year. Ah, we just sold another one.  Three pieces, the sales are pretty good? Hey, that¡¯s not right There¡¯s a problem, it¡¯s too problematic.¡± Zhu Runfa shuddered and threw the bottle in his hand subconsciously, and threw it in the corner with a bang.  It's not broken yet, and I don't know what material it is made of.  Damn it, Zhu Runfa broke out in cold sweat.  The customer service girl was indeed right, this is another huge pitfall.  Don¡¯t forget what its advertisement says: It has successfully optimized 189,800 species of organisms and is safe and non-toxic.  But judging from his sales records, more than one million bottles were sold in the past earth year alone.  By the way, is there anything more deceptive than this? We only talk about successful optimizations, not those that failed.  Safe and non-toxic, I guess it¡¯s true, but what about the side effects?  This bastard didn't even mention it.  "Hmph!" the customer service girl rolled her eyes at him and said, "Thankfully you didn't use it right away, otherwise who knows what the results would have been. The so-called universal optimization solution, God knows which parts of you it will optimize. As  A human being has a well-developed brain. If this genetic optimization solution thinks that it is necessary to optimize your brain, then at most your brain will suddenly evolve, the cortex will increase, and the brain capacity will expand. Well, the mutation may make your head bigger.  , became two big in a short period of time. ""Two heads?" Zhu Runfa imagined the result of his head becoming twice as big, and couldn't help but shudder. This is definitely not the case.  The look of a big-headed son, but the look of an ET alien.  Um!  At that time, you may consider finding a job in Hollywood. It will definitely be popular with science fiction film directors, and you will even be able to save on makeup artists and stylists.  "This is considered normal!" the customer service girl said, "At least I can maintain my appearance, and my IQ can also increase a lot." "Is this considered normal?" Zhu Runfa was speechless, "Then what will happen if it is abnormal?  ?¡± ¡°Humph!¡± the customer service girl laughed.With a sound, he looked at him and said, "Take humans as an example. The human body is evolving in general, but many physical features are degenerating. For example, body hair. Chimpanzees, our close relatives, are all covered in black hair.  . Hehe! If you use it in winter, this genetic optimization solution will probably judge that your ability to withstand the cold is not enough, so it will cause thick hair to grow again on your body" Zhu Runfa was dripping with sweat.  To be honest, if his whole body was covered with hair, Mr. Zhu Da would be able to film Journey to the West. Director Zhang would probably be very interested in filming a "Journey to the West" specifically for him.  "If the genetic optimization fluid determines that your balance is not enough, then the degraded human tail will grow back from the tail vertebrae." Yes!  Then you can consider going to Japan, buy a Dragon Ball-style armor, and pretend to be a Saiyan to participate in the COSPLAY competition.  "This is not the worst." The customer service girl suddenly stopped talking and looked at Zhu Runfa with a strange look.  "Hey! If you have something to say, just say it. Why are you looking at me like this?" Zhu Runfa was shocked by her strange eyes.  "Humph!" The customer service girl stared at him with a strange smile and said, "Just now! I checked the information and found that the creatures on the earth are very special. Many species, including humans, distinguish between two genders. But the problem  The thing is, male hormones and estrogen exist at the same time in both male and female bodies. It¡¯s just that the proportions of the two hormones in the body are different. " "This I seem to have heard of it," Zhu Runfa.  Nodding, "It is said that after a man reaches forty, his male hormones will decrease, and that kind of that kind of needs will decrease, while women's male hormones will increase by then, and they will become like wolves and tigers But why do you say this?  Is it related to the genetic optimization liquid? It¡¯s stumping, it¡¯s stumping No way! It¡¯s so cheating!¡± Zhu Runfa suddenly turned green when he thought of an extremely cheating possibility.  "Hahaha!" The customer service girl suddenly laughed, "Have you thought of it? Yes, it's the possibility you thought! After the death of the male eel, in order to reproduce offspring, the largest female in the family will  They convert into males in the shortest time and then mate with other females to give birth to offspring. Birds such as turkeys can reproduce as solitary chicks without male mating, and hatch offspring that are all male turkeys to meet the needs of species reproduction.  Demand. Hehe! Human genes are relatively stable. Generally, unless the mother takes inappropriate drugs during pregnancy, which affects the development of the fetus, the rate of so-called intersex people is very low.  This kind of general genetic optimization solution is different. It has no thoughts of its own. It will not optimize the parts you want to optimize according to your wishes. For example, it can only optimize based on your muscle strength and bone strength.  Its own medicinal properties instinctively enhance the survival ability of organisms. When life is not in extreme danger, the reproductive system is the one that affects the survival of organisms the most. Hum! If you just used that bottle of so-called universal genetic optimization fluid.  Now, you can snicker at the fact that you have a tail or something like that. The most likely thing is that the genetic optimization solution will judge based on your two hormones that you are actually a parthenogenetic race, and the female part reproduces.  The system has been damaged, affecting your reproduction. For this reason, it will help you generate another female reproductive system in your body. At that time you can solve everything by yourself, without asking anyone!  Sweat! Don't beg for help! There's no need to say it's not that exaggerated." Zhu Runfa's guess was confirmed. His face was as green as spinach. He glanced at the bottle of genetic optimization fluid with lingering fear, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a dry smile, "Isn't that right?  "Is there a time when life is threatened?" "Do you think this genetic optimization solution will definitely have a positive effect when life is threatened?" The customer service girl shook her head and said, "It's possible, but the possibility is very small. The greater possibility is that it will.  For example, if you are in the era of hand-to-hand combat with cold weapons, at most a few hundred or thousands of people will die in each battle, and there is no shortage of women around you. Congratulations.  This optimization fluid will have the best effect - side effects such as growing hair and tails can be ignored for the time being - it will strengthen your body throughout the body and make you a superman among supermen. Moreover, your reproductive ability will also be improved.  It will become extremely terrifying. The legendary ability to hit the target with perfect accuracy is trivial. With the help of this level 10 optimization fluid, your tadpole can swim happily even in dilute sulfuric acid. But if it¡¯s a battle, that¡¯s it.  In such a bloody battlefield, hehe, the problem will become extremely tragic. Although it will also strengthen your body, if you encounter a battle like the Somme where tens of thousands of soldiers die every day, you will be in trouble.  It is possible that you will be extremely unlucky. The genetic optimization fluid will determine that your race is being consumed in large quantities and has threatened you.??Your existence requires a large number of reproduction to continue the race.  At this time, unless there are as many women around you as there are dead soldiers, otherwisehehe.  Because there are two hormones in your body, the genetic optimization solution will first determine that you are a race that can reproduce asexually.  Then it will work hard to optimize your reproductive system so that you can produce a sufficient number of offspring in the shortest time to protect you.  Just like bees and ants, they will produce many worker bees and worker ants. At that time" "Stop!  Stop talking, I feel like throwing up.  If that happens, I'll probably have to shoot myself in the head.  "Zhu Runfa said angrily with a dark face, "Then why is this cheating thing still being sold?  Aren¡¯t they full and have nothing to do?  It harms others but does not benefit oneself.  "    "how come?  It¡¯s harmful to others but very self-serving!  "The customer service girl said, "The benefits are not small. Think about it, if the genetic optimization fluid you bought is used successfully, then you can always buy some to give to relatives and friends next time.  If you are the ruler of a civilization, then the entire civilization will become his customer, and then he can naturally increase the selling price.  " "Then what if the use fails?  "Zhu Runfa said, "If you find it difficult, will I still buy it?  That's not crazy. It would be nice if you don't complain to him.  " " Wouldn't it be better to fail?  "The customer service girl said with a smile, "Do you want to relieve this state?  Okay!  Submit your genes and let me study them Do you want to complain?  That¡¯s okay!  But please get in line!  "Zhu Runfa was speechless. It was another big pitfall.
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