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    "Hey, hey! Wake up!" The customer service girl squatted next to Zhu Runfa, poked him with her fingers that couldn't actually touch him, and muttered, "Zhu Runfa! Zhu Runfa! The soul is back! The soul is back!" Yes.  This girl seems to have turned to reading ghost stories recently.  It's just if you, a 3D image that looks similar to a female ghost, do this, are you really not afraid of scaring living people into ghosts?  After a full three minutes, Zhu Runfa woke up leisurely.  He opened his eyes and looked at himself in confusion, as if wondering why he was lying on the ground.  Then he saw the transparent figure floating next to him again. His heart shrank suddenly, and he suddenly reacted and screamed: "Ghost!" Then with a "whoosh", he jumped up as quickly as a rabbit.  In the corner, he trembled and said: "You, you, don't come here. I don't know you, so don't come to me. If you have any grievances, you can go to the police uncle. If you have any difficulties, go to the police. "Ah! By the way! I know someone.  The police officer¡¯s name is Lao Liu. He¡¯s handsome, handsome, has a good character, and is responsible. Why don¡¯t you go find him?¡±  I don¡¯t know if Comrade Liu would be grateful if he knew that Zhu Runfa was so enthusiastic in helping him introduce business to the female ghost.  "Ah! Do I look so like a ghost?" The customer service girl looked at herself unconsciously, "This is a 3D image customized by Her Majesty the Queen for spending 10,000 star coins." "My Lady Queen!?" Zhu Runfa  Hearing this familiar voice, he was startled, then looked at the other party, suddenly pointed at her and said in disbelief: "You, you are the smart customer service, the king of the mountain? The king of the mountain?" "Hate! Don't call me the king of the mountain.  Ah," the customer service girl said in a frenzy, "You, you are really Xiaoshan?" Zhu Runfa said with wide eyes, "When did you get a body?  Isn¡¯t it just for spending money?¡± The customer service girl waved her hand proudly, ¡°Well, the customer service girl spent 10,000 star coins to apply for this and then designed it herself. Is it beautiful in proportion to the humans on earth?  Oh! It's a pity that it's just a 3D image. " "Huh! You are indeed the King of Mountains." Zhu Runfa breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly became angry, "You are so beautiful! Have you ever looked in the mirror?  The face is pale, and the most important thing is that it is translucent. Do you want to cosplay Sadako? " "I just thought about it!" The customer service girl smiled brightly, "I just looked up what a ghost is.  She's so cool and cute. I can't help but want to cosplay. " "Sadako cute?" Zhu Runfa said, "What kind of aesthetics do you think Sadako is cute?  Don¡¯t you think your outlook on things is a little skewed?¡± Well!  Discussing aesthetics with an intelligent program, these three views seem to be "Well! Don't worry about the details, the customer service girl shook her hand, "At most, I can change my image. What do you think of this?  "As soon as the customer service girl finished speaking, the 3D image was fine-tuned, and then" Poof!  " Zhu Runfa had two lines of nosebleeds. "Is thisSister Cangjing?  "Zhu Runfa's eyes straightened immediately. Looking at the smooth image in front of him, his saliva secreted faster. In other words, although he has seen a lot of movies, he has never seen it in person. What he sees now is a one-to-one 3D projection, and  The pixels are still so clear and clear Zhu Runfa looked at the 3D image with a lewd expression, and then looked at the beautiful eyebrows, cherry lips, breasts, lower abdomen, navel "Gudong!  "Zhu Runfa swallowed hard. Then "Damn it!  What a cheat!  Zhu Runfa's face turned dark, and he couldn't help but cursed, "Why is there a mosaic!"  Why is there mosaic!  I asked you, can you cheat me a little more?  " The customer service girl turned back to Sadako with a "swish" sound, covered her mouth with her sleeves and said with a smile: "Okay!  calm down!  Don't worry about the details, the overall picture is good.  " "What do you mean don't care about the details, bastard! Ever since I met Sister Kurai when I was seventeen, this is something I have been looking forward to for many years, bastard! You thought it was Aunt Ozawa." Zhu Runfa said with a dark face.  : "Change it, change it, this look is so sad!  "    "All right!  "The customer service girl smiled and turned into a flat-chested girl wearing a sailor uniform. This looks familiar! It seems "It's Haruhi Suzumiya, dear!  "Shan Dawang said, "The customer service girl thinks she is so loving and likes her so much!  Well, the customer service girl will use this image from now on.  " "Suzumiya Haruhi!  "Zhu Runfa's face immediately turned as black as ashes from the bottom of a pot, and his whole body suddenly felt bad. "Suzumiya Haruhi, you really like this troublesome guy in human form.What?  asshole!  With a guy who looks like Haruhi Suzumiya around, I always feel that the whole world is unsafe.  By the way, you are already unreliable enough, why do you still want to be like Haruhi Suzumiya?  "Okay! I made this decision in a happy mood." The customer service girl clapped her hands and said, "Hey, today is Monday, so it's better to have straight hair. Long, black hair is the most attractive." "Hey! Don't talk to yourself.  Is it okay to talk to yourself? "Asshole!" Zhu Runfa shouted, "Have you ever asked me?" "Ah! Why should I ask you?" the customer service girl asked strangely.  "Because I am the owner of the Star Taobao black market client," Zhu Runfa shouted, "As a bonus, you have to listen to my opinion as a bonus smart customer service." "I know! So I informed you."  The customer service girl said innocently, "I think it's okay." "It's a big problem!" Zhu Runfa shouted, "I don't agree!" "I didn't ask you to agree." The customer service girl said, "It's your Majesty the Queen's decision.  "How can you make your own decision? I firmly disagree." "Because the star coins for applying for 3D images are paid for by the queen myself," the customer service girl said matter-of-factly, "You really have no say."  !  But by the way, is this customer service girl really not going to destroy the world on any given day like Haruhi Suzumiya?  I always feel that the "Customer Service Girl Demon King Destroying the World Incident" may one day come true.  "Okay! Let's change the topic," Zhu Runfa put the question aside with a headache, "By the way, where have you been recently? I left several letters but you didn't reply. What happened?" "  Ah! That, haha!" The customer service girl's expression changed and she said with a smile, "It's okay! I just went too far and didn't receive it. Haha! By the way, do you want to buy something?  I'll help you do it." "Is it really okay?" Zhu Runfa glanced at her suspiciously, feeling that the words of this unscrupulous girl were unbelievable, but he didn't have time to think about it at this time.  So he said: "I want to buy some genetic optimization fluid, please help me refer to it." "Of course it is true!" The customer service girl patted her chest, "If you want to buy genetic optimization fluid, no problem! It's covered by the 'Twenty Percent Lady'  "Oh! One more thing, why do so many biochemical civilizations help people make genetic optimization fluids for free?"  I always feel like there¡¯s something wrong there.¡± ¡°Hmph!¡± The customer service girl scanned these sellers and said disdainfully, ¡°There were similar scumbags in the interstellar Taobao black market tens of billions of years ago.  , Even the method has not changed, it is really uncreative. " "What do you mean?" Zhu Runfa became interested, "But I can't see anything wrong with it? The customer only needs to pay a little bit of hair, and he can get the whole body.  Strengthening seems to be profitable no matter how you look at it. " "Humph! Human wisdom," the customer service girl said arrogantly, regardless of Zhu Runfa's black hair. "Seeing that you asked so sincerely, Her Majesty will do it for you.  Let¡¯s solve the mystery. The biggest profit of these guys is their genes. Although these scumbags all claim to be biochemical civilizations, they are actually just a bunch of genetic predators. Hehehe!  Civilization? You must know that so-called biochemistry is originally a type of technology. Without technology, what kind of biochemistry can you talk about? Only when the civilization reaches level 10 or above, and biochemical organisms can do most of the things that ordinary technology can do, can such a civilization be  Qualified to be called biochemical civilization. Apart from some of the so-called biochemical civilizations below level 10, they are the unlucky ones who have gone astray and are complacent. The most are genetic predators with ulterior motives. " "But this doesn't seem to matter.  ?" Zhu Runfa said in confusion, "Even if the other party is a gene predator, it seems fair that he gives me the enhancement?" "Humph! It's the wisdom of a mortal again" "If you talk like that again,  "Be careful if I fall out with you," Zhu Run said with a dark face, "Can you still talk properly?" "Don't worry about it, don't worry," the customer service girl suddenly looked up at him with tears in her eyes.  It's just a joke! Why are you so fierce? " "Forget it, let's continue!" Zhu Runfa sighed helplessly, this guy was pretending to be pitiful again.  "Hahaha! Don't blame the girl, oh yeah!" The customer service girl laughed and flew around the room. The situation was very scary.  Well, it feels very much like a horror movie: an ignorant boy is standing alone in the house, and a female ghost is flying around him with a shrill smileZhu Runfa drove away this strange sense of immediacy from his mind with a cold sweat on his head, and then said in a deep voice: "Stop making trouble and be serious." "Yes! I understand, sir," the customer service girl was stunned when she heard this.  Right, and then the clothes on his body suddenly turned into German military uniforms.  Zhu Runfa looked embarrassed. Has this guy gone to watch a foreign historical drama again?  You won¡¯t appear in front of me as Ultraman next time.  "Uh-huh!" The customer service girl cleared her non-existent throat and said seriously, "Sir, after discussion with the customer service girl's staff department, it is estimated that this type of genetic predator civilization can be completely deciphered after obtaining the customer's genes.  The result of this is: 1. The predator civilization can read all the data of the civilization from its birth to the present from the information carried by the genes. Through this data, the predator civilization can completely copy.  A civilization that is exactly the same as the customer comes out. 2. When you meet in reality, even if your civilization has been upgraded to the legendary level 20, as long as your genes have not changed, then the other party may only need a new influenza virus.  It can destroy your civilization, and you have no defense. In other words, as long as you ask them to make genetic optimization fluid, you can say that you will completely hand over your fate to the other party if they want to kill you.  As long as he attaches some targeted viruses to his own or other people's products during the transaction, your civilization may become extinct - "Oh! This pit is big enough" Zhu Runfa broke out in a cold sweat.  , Fortunately, I didn¡¯t do this for free, otherwise I would have been someone else¡¯s meal, "Nima! How can the merchants on this interstellar Taobao be merchants? They are just huge pits. By the way, these foreigners  Is it difficult for the Stars to trick people so much? Is it difficult for you to like the kind of advanced civilization that likes peace and selflessly helps weak civilizations?  Landing invisibly?" "Tsk!" The interstellar girl gave him a look of disdain, "When will the seven billion people on earth be selfless, you will be able to see such a civilization?  Do you think aliens with level 0 civilization have less brains than earthlings with level 0 civilization? Is this a unique word invented by earthlings? If you can¡¯t do it yourself, how can you ask others to save it?  ! Instead of expecting to encounter that stupid civilization that has not yet been exterminated, it is better to think about how to work with the customer service girl to deceive people. That would be more realistic.  Right!  Zhu Runfa thought for a while and was speechless.  In other words, even on earth, the United States, which is known as the most developed country, does not cheat China today, the Middle East the day after tomorrow, and Ukraine the day after tomorrow.  Maybe sometimes when I have nothing to do, I will trick my ally Dongyang.  The Earthlings of level 0 civilization are like this among themselves. What else can you expect from aliens who are different from the Earthlings and are more developed?
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