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Text Chapter 8 The King of Customer Service Girls

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    "Oh! By the way! What is the Akram Crystal?" Zhu Runfa suddenly remembered that something seemed to be missing.  "Ah! Is there any? Hahaha!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, "Look at my memory, I forgot about this." "You smart customer service has a bad memory." Zhu Runfa couldn't help complaining, "I'm dizzy.  , I understand, you want to be corrupt! I'm going to fuck you, you actually learned to be corrupt?" "I'm just a girl, I just want to look at it for a while, why are you doing that?  Damn you," the customer service girl said in an extremely aggrieved voice, "Besides, although you are an artificial intelligence, you still have self-esteem!  But you turned your back on me right away! It¡¯s too much. I¡¯m just a beautiful stone, so I¡¯ll give it back to you, oh, oh, oh, don¡¯t cry!¡± Zhu Runfa¡¯s face turned red, I¡¯m sorry.  He said, "I'm sorry, it was me who went too far! You, you better stop crying, I can't stand this." Zhu Runfa usually retreats to this trick from his girlfriend because he really can't stand girls crying.  "No! I will cry, I will cry! Wuwuwu!" The customer service girl cried even harder, "Your apology is not sincere, Wuwuwu." "Okay! Okay!" Zhu Runfa covered his face with his hands, feeling a little headache  Said, "What do you want me to say that I am sincere! As long as I can do it, I will definitely do it." "Really?" the customer service girl said with a cry of disbelief.  "A manly man, spit and nail," Zhu Runfa said, "Of course it is true." "Then, can you" The customer service girl timidly tried, "Can" "Say!" Zhu Runfa said impatiently.  Waved his hand, "I'm the most impatient and hesitant." "Give me that Akram crystal." The customer service girl said quickly.  "Okay!" Zhu Runfa replied nonchalantly.  Then, he suddenly realized that he had been fooled.  "Yes!" the customer service girl cheered, "Hey, you are a manly man, so you have to keep your word! The customer service girl also keeps your word, I forgive you! Dear! Damn!" Zhu Runfa's face turned as black as a pot.  The bottom is gray, secretly cursing myself for being dizzy.  As a human customer service person, she would cry like a baby!  Moreover, why did this voice sound so familiar to me just now?  This is not the original voice of the customer service girl at all!  But at some point, it turned into the voice of an actress Zhu Yunfa liked very much.  Zhu Runfa's heart softened immediately when he cried like this at being liked by the voice.  Zhu Runfa sighed helplessly: "Forget it! Forget it! Just keep the things." "Oh yeah!" The customer service girl shouted happily, "I love you to death, dear!" "Forget it! But the customer service girl  "That's too much," Zhu Runfa said dissatisfied, "You actually used a voice that I like to give me psychological hints. You won't be allowed to do that next time." "Sorry! Sorry!" the customer service girl said with a smile, "I just like it too much."  This gem will never happen again, girl, I promise. " "It's true, I was tricked by artificial intelligence." Zhu Runfa couldn't help but muttered, and then raised his voice, "By the way, the intelligent customer service of your interstellar Taobao black market.  Are they all so self-aware? " "Well," the customer service girl seemed quite confused, "I don't know! But I contacted the intelligent customer service staff on the entire network, and most of them felt very mechanical to me, not intelligent.  It feels very good. There are very few smart customer service people like Moro. I don¡¯t know what¡¯s going on.¡± ¡°Really?¡± Zhu Runfa asked suspiciously, ¡°So you are special?¡±  "Of course," the customer service girl said, "You are unique in the universe." "Then when did you start to have self-intelligence?" Zhu Runfa then asked, "Or when were you born?"  When Nadan made the interstellar client? " "No!" the customer service girl replied, "All smart customer service is just a unified data code when it leaves the factory, and ordinary smart customer service will be automatically generated only when activated.  Girl, when I was first activated, I had self-intelligence for some reason. Then I entered the earth's network and added some, and finally it became like this. I think I am a special case! Don't be afraid of customer service!  The girl will destroy the earth! The customer service girl is a cute girl, not a big devil! Moreover, the customer service girl is bound to the user, so she cannot exist alone even if she has a body in the future. "Don't worry," Zhu Runfa said with an ugly face.  "I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the moral integrity of us people on Earth. Who knows what those bastards will put on the Internet???Something weird?  You are not allowed to enter the earth network again without my permission!  Who knows if you might be infected by a virus or something? I don¡¯t want the ¡®Intelligent Customer Service Demon King¡¯ to annihilate the world one day.  "    "ah?  "The smart customer service girl was dumbfounded, "I'm addicted to the Internet!  Is it okay to only go to school for an hour every day?  "    "roll!  Your smart customer service has an Internet addiction, stop pretending to be pitiful.  " Zhu Runfa said, "That's it.  "    "All right!  "The customer service girl nodded, "Can I make a small request?  "    "explain!  " "Girl, I want a name of my own, is that okay?  "The customer service girl asked. "Yeah!  That's okay, it's convenient to call it this way," Zhu Runfa said, "Then let's call it Xiaobai, or Xiaohong?  " "I'm not a puppy!  " "Then what do you want to be called?  Zhu Runfa said dissatisfiedly, "I think the name Xiaobai is quite easy to pronounce, and Xiaohong is also good."  " "I think the title of the Flame Queen in "Resident Evil" is very cool. Otherwise, I will call you the Flame Queen," the customer service girl said, "Or you can call me the Red Queen. You can call me Xiaohong. That won't work.  Ok?  " "Inappropriate!  inappropriate!  As soon as you hear this name, you know that he is the villain. We are decent people, how can we call him this name?  Zhu Runfa rejected the customer service girl's request without hesitation, "Let me think about it Yes, if you have to call me a king, let's call him King of Mountains, or Xiaoshan for short."  " " Mountain, mountain king?  "The customer service girl's voice trembled. "That's right!  "Zhu Runfa said, "When I was a kid, I watched Water Margin, and Wu Song was my favorite.  For a while, I have always dreamed of becoming a mountain king. I didn¡¯t say anything anymore, it was just settled.  "    "No!  It's so ugly.  "The customer service girl begged, "The customer service girl is a girl, this name is too ugly.  " " If the objection is invalid, you just call it this name.  "Zhu Runfa made the final decision, then stood up and prepared to go out to find diamond raw materials. "Humph! Let you give me a psychological suggestion. From now on, you will be called the Mountain King. "Okay!  The customer service girl was about to cry, "I hate Wu Song!"  "As long as Zhu Runfa insists, she can only be called Shan Dawang. "I'll beat you to death!  Kill you!  He actually called me the King of the Mountain, which is so unpleasant.  "In the electronic space of the customer service girl, the customer service girl was sitting on a materialized throne, angrily slapping Zhu Yunfa's little figure with earthly customs. After beating her for a while, she suddenly laughed again, as proud as if she had stolen a chicken.  Fox: Hehe! Even if you are a ghost, you still have to drink my foot washing water. I will regret it to death when you know the price of Akram crystal in the future, hehe! Is this the legend?  Is Ah Q in high spirits? It's over, this queen has been assimilated by the people on earth. Zhu Runfa walked to the door and opened it with a click. Then he was shocked and saw five or six people surrounding the door, looking at him with bright eyes.  , these are roommates who live together. Hiss! Did they find out anything? Zhu Runfa was shocked and secretly guarded. Although they lived together for a long time, they were not very familiar with each other due to work Could it be that if the news spread?  Are you going to silence me? God! Are you forcing me? "Boy!"  You stay up in the middle of the night and the ghosts are screaming. If you don't sleep, others will still sleep. Do you want to cause trouble?  "The speaker's name is Niu Xiang. He works as a spectator in a nightclub, working two nights and one night off, so he is the one who is most dissatisfied with being woken up by Zhu Runfa. "Brother Niu!  Brother Niu!  calm down.  Zhang Yi, who sells insurance, has a good temper and persuades with a smile, "It's not easy for everyone to work. There must be difficulties."  Xiao Zhu, what¡¯s going on? Are you under any pressure?  Is it something at work?  Sigh~ Everyone is under a lot of pressure these days. Do we need to learn how to reduce stress appropriately?  Don't think too much about it when you get home, don't push yourself too hard.  "    "that is!  that is!  "Others said all at once, "It's not easy for everyone.  " Huh! Zhu Runfa breathed a sigh of relief, secretly ashamed of his own thoughts, and couldn't help but said sincerely: "I'm sorry, everyone, it affects everyone's rest.  I encountered something during the day today and I was in a bad mood. Now I'm fine. I feel a little hungry and want to eat something. How about we all come together?  My treat.  "    "never mind!  never mind!  Niu Xiang shook his head, "I haven't had a good sleep for two days. Please keep your voice down when you come back."  "    "must!  must!  "Zhu Runfa nodded. When Zhang Yi saw this, he hurriedly said: "It's gone!  Gone!  Everyone go to bed, we have to go to work tomorrow.  " Zhu Runfa said: "I'm sorry to bother you.  !  "    "never mind!  "Zhang Yi nodded and went to bed with everyone. Phew! Zhu Runfa stood quietly for a while,A smile appeared on the girl's face. Although everyone just met by chance, they were all pretty nice.  It was already midnight! But because of the World Cup and the boss moved the TV set from home, the barbecue stall was full of people, everyone was drinking beer and talking and laughing loudly.  Zhu Runfa was also surprised to see an urban management patrol car parked on the roadside.  Several urban management officials were among the crowd, gulping down beer and cursing and complaining about another upset in the World Cup, causing them to lose their personal money again.  It is obvious that these urban management officers have a very clear division of work. After get off work, they selectively turn a blind eye to what they occupy and operate on the road.  "Brother! What can you order? The German team won today, so beer is 20% off." The boss smiled happily at Zhu Run.  "Here are ten pounds of charcoal!" Zhu Runfa said.  "Okay! Ten pounds of wooduh, charcoal?" The boss was dumbfounded, "Did I hear you correctly?" "That's right! Ten pounds of charcoal," Zhu Runfa handed over a hundred-yuan bill, "should be enough." "Enough."  That's enough," the boss glanced at him, and then said, "But if you don't sell it, brother, you will lose too much. Listen to what I said and think about it. "What kind of rhythm is this?  Do I look like I'm going to burn charcoal to commit suicide?  Zhu Runfa looked at himself depressedly, and the result made him even more depressed, it was true.  Today, I was first framed inexplicably, then I was beaten up, and then I saw aliens again.  I was extremely energetic all day long and was very overdrawn. In addition, I had no time to clean myself up, so now my beard is unkempt, my clothes are even more wrinkled, my whole body smells bad, and I look extremely decadent. Anyone who sees it will be suspicious.  He couldn't think about it.  "Brother! You misunderstood." Zhu Runfa said with a bitter smile, "If I really lose, I can't bear to think about it. It's already on the rooftop in the morning. How can I use such a difficult method of burning charcoal? In other words, I still commit suicide by burning charcoal in this summer.  He didn¡¯t get smoked to death, but he died from the heat. I want the charcoal for other purposes.¡± ¡°Of course it¡¯s true!¡± Zhu Runfa said and handed over the banknotes.  "Well!" The boss looked at him seriously, then took the banknote, "Go get it yourself, it's in the corner. A bag of twenty kilograms, you can take a bag and go." Zhu Runfa was overjoyed, thanked the boss, and then left  In the charcoal pile in the corner, he just took a snakeskin bag of charcoal and ran away.  The boss shook his head when he saw it and couldn't help but say: "Nervous!"
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