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    When Zhu Runfa returned home exhausted, it was already past one o'clock at night.  He hiked alone for more than two hours just to cool down.  He really couldn¡¯t understand why Liu Shijun framed him, and then why he let him go so easily after humiliating him.  And the biggest doubt is that although he and Liu Shijun are classmates, they are not in the same class at all, and they can even be regarded as strangers to each other.  If the two of them hadn't been interning in the same store, they might never have had any intersection with each other in their lives.  ¡°Then Zhu Runfa, how did he offend Liu Shijun?  What on earth did you rob Liu Shijun of that made him go to such great lengths to go to war regardless of the cost, just to frame him, a college student from a remote rural area?  To put it harshly, if Liu Shijun directly gave Zhu Runfa 300,000 yuan and asked him to leave Yanjing, Zhu Runfa might not refuse to do it.  Zhu Runfa was lost in thought while taking out the key, but accidentally the wound on his hand opened again.  He frowned and opened the door, threw the bronze dagger aside angrily, and then rummaged in the drawer.  But after searching for a long time, I only found a board of cold medicine.  After thinking about it, he had no choice but to pick up the bronze dagger, open the back cover, and pour out the contents. At least the Yunnan Baiyao inside was still useful.  The things inside the back cover of the dagger were also stained with blood, and the electronic product similar to a USB flash drive had a lot of blood flowing in from the opening, so it was probably broken.  Zhu Runfa decided to keep the Yunnan Baiyao. He decided to throw away the other items such as USB flash drives, fishing lines and even the entire dagger. Keeping them would make people uncomfortable anyway.  However, just when he picked up the USB flash drive, an accident happened.  The USB flash drive came to life as if it suddenly came to life, and then, like those household appliances activated by fire energy in Transformers, it underwent a dazzling transformation.  It changed into thousands of forms in a few seconds, and finally turned into a very thin black fingerless glove, which was then put on Zhu Runfa's left hand.  "Is this? Zhu Runfa screamed in horror, because he found that the wound on his left hand had disappeared, and even the original blood stains were gone. But the wounds and blood stains on his right hand without gloves were still there. At this time,  The air in the room vibrated slightly. This was a wonderful feeling. The air vibration was originally invisible and should not be audible, but because of this vibration, it changed rapidly at lightning speed in a short period of time.  Zhu Runfa strangely felt that the air was vibrating. After converting tens of millions of times into various frequencies, Zhu Runfa finally stabilized at one frequency. Then, Zhu Runfa heard a very mechanical sound.  "DAN analysis completed!  Race unknown!  Body structure: similar to intelligent race No. 7778!  Hermaphroditic reproduction, the target is male, the number is recorded!  Language: Basic universe text structure language.  Civilization level: Level 0.  ¡­Client verification: special client!  Interstellar Taobao Black Market Number No. 76.  Status: Not used.  Initialization begins" Zhu Runfa looked at his left hand, as if he had seen a ghost, and swallowed hard: "What the hell is going on with Tamar?  what happened?  " "Initialization completed!  The client starts and connects to the dark space network The dark space network connection is completed!  "The mechanical sound paused for a moment, and then changed into a sweet-sounding, well-spoken female voice," The interstellar Taobao black market is open!  Dear Customer: Hello!  Welcome to join the Interstellar Free Trade and Anti-Technical Barriers Association.  Our purpose is: to break down civilizational barriers and build a free trade universe together.  ?Here, you can buy and sell any product at will.  As long as you can provide it, you can sell any product, and as long as you have money, you can buy any product.  For a first-level civilization to buy the technology of a twenty-level super civilization is not a joke, nor a myth, but a real fact.     relative!  What are you waiting for? Hurry up and log in to Interstellar Taobao. It¡¯s free to open a store and shipping is free." Zhu Runfa immediately felt his blood pressure begin to rise and he felt very thirsty. He looked at his left hand and asked in a hoarse voice: "Who are you?  Or something?  " "I am the intelligent customer service staff of the Interstellar Taobao black market client," the female voice replied. "I can answer users' questions and simultaneously translate transactions between customers.  I have collected all the language information on the earth, dear!  Do you want to log in now?  " Zhu Ruifa was completely dizzy. He didn't know what to ask for a moment. After being stunned for a long time, he stammered: "Okay okay!  Log in!  Then log in, but how can I log in?  " " OK!  Special client No. 76 logs in!  Play music and welcome!  "There was a burst of cheerful and exciting music in the room, and then the room suddenly lit up."?It was like the computer was infected with a virus, and windows popped up automatically. In an instant, the room was filled with strange things.  At least trillions of three-dimensional images jumped out of thin air layer by layer in this small room of less than fifteen square meters, and then mixed into a mass of color blocks that no one could understand.  Zhu Runfa was so saddened by this huge gap that he felt like he was suffocating.  What kind of product image is this? It¡¯s simply light pollution.  "Dear! Your place is too small!" Taobao customer service said, "Next time you log in, you can choose the open air!" "If that happens, I will have to enter the Yanjing Institute of Biology in less than half an hour, and I will have to be escorted by armed police to clear the way.  That kind of thing." Zhu Runfa couldn't help complaining and said, "Speaking of it! Is this interstellar black market's system poisoned? How can I see it now?" "Dear, it's not poisoned!"  Said, "What is open now is only a part of the homepage, less than 1%. Because the space here is too small, it cannot be fully displayed. The products on the homepage are all recommended products, and all of them have paid promotion fees.  "Oh!" Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes, "This is only one percent of the homepage. If all the homepages are displayed, how much will it cost? After all, dozens of lifetimes won't be enough, right?"  The main recommendation? "That's not necessarily true! Dear," Taobao customer service said, "For advanced civilized races, they can capture them in one second.  Trillions of product information. It takes them about the same amount of time to read one page of a newspaper. "Capturing trillions of product information in one second?" Zhu Runfa's eyes widened.  "Isn't that more powerful than a supercomputer? No, supercomputers only do the most basic addition operations, and this requires reading, judgment, and research. It's the same as when we usually go shopping online to look at a single product on Earth. Damn! That's  Is it still a biological brain? By the way, won¡¯t their brains be burned instantly? ¡°This is just the most basic requirement to be able to access the interstellar Taobao black market homepage,¡± Taobao customer service said, ¡°If there is no information on the homepage.  Easy to read, so how can they make recommendations on the homepage? Do they have to spend hundreds or thousands of years to find their own recommendation positions? Dear, the recommendation time for each recommendation position is only seven Earth days.  , but you will have to pay extra for it.¡±  Everyone can be as powerful as you said. " "Of course, that's impossible, dear!" Taobao customer service replied, "In fact, only those with a level 13 civilization or above are eligible to visit the interstellar Taobao homepage.  Civilizations below level 13 are not even qualified to know the existence of the homepage. They are on the sub-system. " "Ugh! My civilization level is only level 0," Zhu Runfa said even more embarrassed, "Then how can I get on?  Is it the legendary novice benefit given to the 999th or is my character broken? Well! Do you know what character is? Or, it¡¯s the Taobao black market that takes care of the elderly, the sick and the disabled.  "Pregnant?" "It's your character, dear!" Taobao customer service replied, "The membership client of Star Taobao black market is not like the supermarket membership card at the door of the community. All clients are provided by Star.  Produced by Master SAINATAN, the founder of Taobao Black Market and an unknown super civilization.  Then, every ten million earth years, Lord SAINATAN will use the energy tide of the dark space network to randomly send clients to the entire universe.  Just like a drift bottle, some people will definitely throw it away, but no one may be able to pick it up.  So when Mr. SAINATAN launched it for the first time, he set a special reward for the first 9999999999 numbers.  Dear, your character has exploded!  " "The first 9999999999 numbers, I'm so sweaty!  Such a large amount," Zhu Runfa broke into a cold sweat, "it sounds like a 100% win-win novice gift package prize like in domestic copycat online games.  So, how many people got this, uh I mean special client?  " "The greater the quantity, the bigger the universe.  "Taobao customer service said, "So far, of all the people who have activated these 9999999999 clients, including you, there are only three.  relative!  " "Okay! I admit, after I had the most unlucky day in my history, my character finally broke out.  Zhu Runfa took a deep breath, "That Mr. SAINATAN is such a good person. So, do I have any discounts?"  " "Of course there are discounts," Taobao customer service replied, "Users of the special client are not only authorized to access the homepage of Interstellar Taobao, but also to the subsystems of various levels of civilization, and can also hide the level of civilization.  Most importantly, you can also have unrestricted access to the interstellar Taobao black market forum boardOh, dear!  "    "anything else?  "Zhu Runfa listened for a long time, wanting to hear the discount he wanted, but after waiting for a long time, Taobao customer service did not speak again. "No more!  relative!  "    "there is none left?  Zhu Runfa was dumbfounded, "Where are the benefits promised?"  Doesn't Star Taobao send a smart girl who is both cute and charming, and can also fall in love?  Or give me 18 million interstellar coins as starting capital?  Or you can give me a full body strengthening!  If that doesn't work, why don't you give me a 50% discount on your purchases?  " "Short oil!  Isn't she just a girl who is charming and charming and can fall in love, dear!  "Taobao customer service smiled and said, "Also, you don't have to think about the initial capital you mentioned.  Interstellar Taobao Black Market is a commercial organization, not a welfare organization, dear!  Lei Feng has been around for decades.  However, if you really lack the initial capital, you can get a loan. The loan interest rate is only 20%, and it is settled on a daily basis, dear!  ¡± ¡°20% interest rate, daily settlement?  Damn it, if you borrow ten yuan today, you will have to pay back twelve yuan tomorrow, the day after tomorrow it will be fourteen yuan, one month later it will be 2373.8 yuan, one hundred days later it will be more than 800 million yuan, one year later it will behehehe!  How deprived of brains do you have to be to borrow such a loan shark?" Zhu Yunfa couldn't help complaining, "I take back what I said, sasa, that SAINATAN is definitely not a good person, SAINATAN plugtake  Dan, Satan, fool.  Well, no matter how you sound, he doesn't sound like a good person.  "    "relative!  If you slander Lord SAINATAN, the client will be locked up in a dark room for one universe year.  "The client said, "And there are no exceptions for early release from prison.  " "Haha" Zhu Runfa laughed dryly and asked cautiously, "How many years is a universe year?  " "It's not that long," Taobao customer service replied, "it's only 10,800 years when converted to earth years.  "Zhu Runfa", okay!  Great fool Lord Senatan is a good man!  He is a very good person!  Navigating the sea depends on the helmsman, and the interstellar Taobao black market is under the leadership of Lord Senadan  " "Increase your credibility, dear!  "
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