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Chapter 84: The goddess is really in trouble (Part 2)

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    Chapter 84: The Goddess Is Really Difficult (Part 2) Handy, the goddess of the underworld, is in charge of hell, caves, underground spaces and other divine functions. She is one of the oldest, most famous and most powerful gods on the Falmat continent.  She has a holy city of Belnag that belongs to her, which has been widely believed and admired long before humans appeared on this continent.  It¡¯s a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box.  Although she is the goddess of the underworld, Handy is also concerned about the social progress of the mortal world, knowing that a world that is self-contained and lacks vitality will inevitably gradually decline and destroy.  Therefore, Handy used his astonishing magnanimity and fearless spirit to regularly open the door of time and space at the top of Arnus Hill, allowing different worlds to connect to the Falmat continent again and again, so as to allow Falmat to  Continents acquire species, civilizations, cultures, technologies, and knowledge from other worlds.  And as a price, the ruler of this continent is always changing with the years.  It¡¯s a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box.  The species changes in the Falmat continent over the past ten thousand years, the birth and evolution of civilization, the rise and fall of various races, the decline of elves, the invasion of orcs and the rise of humans, the outbreak of interdimensional wars and so on, this series of history  Sex is a big event, and Handy, the goddess of the underworld, is one of the driving forces behind it.  It¡¯s a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box.  Falmat continent, this land that once slept in the wilderness for hundreds of millions of years and was ruled by elves for thousands of years, can become as crowded and lively as it is now. Handy, the goddess of the underworld, can  It can be said that it is a great contribution.  It¡¯s a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box. Well, he is also a foodie.  At this moment, in a high-end hotel in Arnus City, the goddess Handy, who had snatched the body of the young magician Lelei, was attacking a large table of delicacies with gleaming eyes. Her mouth was full of oil as she ate.  There were also piles of empty plates and bowls stacked up, completely ignoring the various cameras and cameras set up around them, which were recording a "Picture of a Foodie Goddess". In addition, there was a large circle of people with different thoughts.  Complex eyes Staring, staring, staring I really want to kill someone with my eyes!  !  !  Right next to the goddess who was feasting, Lelei's sister, the female magician Albegio, was staring at her with eyes full of anger.  At this moment, Albeggio had to use up all his self-control in order not to pick up the soup pot and hit the head of the goddess who had stolen his sister's body.  If Albezio's eyes could emit lasers like Superman, Goddess Handy would have been reduced to ashes at this moment.  But considering that Goddess Handy is actually using Lelei's body now, I'm afraid Albegio wouldn't dare to do anything even if he really had such a power, right?  However, although he didn¡¯t have the guts to put the soup pot on Goddess Handy¡¯s head, Albegio still had the guts to remind her.  "Ahem, Your Majesty the Goddess, may I remind you that you are currently using my sister's body." Looking at Goddess Handy, or rather my sister's belly, following Goddess Handy's eating spree  Hesse's belly gradually bulged as if she was pregnant. Albezio couldn't help coughing dryly and said, "Eating so much in one breath will probably break her stomach" "Ah, I'm sorry.  Sorry, I haven¡¯t eaten for a long time, and I can¡¯t help myself for a while" Although this goddess Handy is thinking very off-line, she seems to be quite easy to talk to, and she is not offended or annoyed at all.  Instead, he put down his knife and fork with a smile and wiped his lips with a napkin, "Oh, ascending to heaven and becoming a god sounds good, but in fact it really doesn't have many benefits! Sometimes I feel worse than the poorest mortal.  Because I'm out of the physical body, I can't chew even the roughest black bread, not to mention fine wine and food, and I can't drink the most ordinary cold water. I can't even remember the last time I had a meal!  "Uhcan't you find someone to possess you and come down to earth to enjoy it like you are doing now?" Mayor Wang Meiling, who was accompanying me, asked in confusion.  "Sigh, there is only one mortal who is as suitable for possession as this blue-haired girl. How can it be so easy to find? The soul of a god is so powerful that the body of an ordinary mortal cannot bear it, even if it is just a wisp of the gods.  The separated soul, even if it only lasts for a short period of time, will cause serious harm to the possessed person, ranging from bleeding from the seven orifices to death Although I have many devout believers who would rather give their lives.  You want me to enjoy a moment of joy, but as the object of their service, how can I bear to let them die for such reasons?" Goddess Handy said with a look of compassion, but then changed the subject, "  But having said that, some believers are really going too far! They simply treat me asWhen I got out of the trash can, all kinds of random prayers were thrown at me, endlessly!  What about 'I want to get rich', 'Save me', 'I want to get ahead', 'Let me win this bet', 'Pray for a good harvest', and even 'Hope to win', 'Hope to find your sweetheart'  'Many of these prayer wishes conflict with each other!  Not to mention realizing them, even listening to them one by one will annoy me to death. Wasteful believers like this who only rely on others when encountering problems are a burden to live on. It would be better to let them all die  "Hey, Goddess Handy, is it really okay for you to evaluate those believers who pray to you devoutly like this? How sad it would be for people to hear this! Although some people daydream all day long, dreaming of getting something for nothing and reaching the sky in one step.  Believers are indeed annoying, but it seems to be the job of a god to be a trash can for believers¡¯ negative emotions, right? ¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù Why else would they worship you?  *  It is a vast land, so it does not require the canonization of mortal emperors, nor does it rely on incense and faith to live. On the earth, it is at least equivalent to the extraordinary existence of Jehovah, the Nvsnail Empress, and the most noble gods.  God. It¡¯s only when people beg her, not when she asks for help So you really don¡¯t have to care about the opinions of the believers. Wang Qiu couldn¡¯t help but twitch the corner of his mouth, but still asked as politely as possible, "  So, do the food and wine on this table still suit your taste?  Your Majesty Goddess Handy?  Is there anything that still needs improvement?  "    "¡­¡­ah!  Food from another world is indeed delicious!  There are also many novel dishes that I have never seen before, which are endlessly memorable.  " Goddess Handy nodded approvingly, " It seems to be the right choice to connect your world with the Falmat continent.  " "Ahem, now that your appetite has been satisfied, get out of here!  Handy!  " Loli Mercurial, who had always had a bad face, suddenly interjected coldly, "just seeing your appearance makes me furious!  " "Hiccup!  This is not okay!  Loli, I am far from satisfied now!  " Goddess Handy burped lazily and said with a smile, "Satisfying appetite can only be regarded as one of my additional interests.  What really makes me miss you is the lovely you!  My favorite fiancee, Loli!  I'm here to marry you this time!  " Having said this, she stood up from the table, came to Lolita, stretched out her fingers and hooked her like a gift, "the cutest Lolita in the world!  Please marry me and become my wife!  Let us become one forever from now on and live the happiest life" "Who is your fianc¨¦e!  You pervert goddess talking to yourself!  " As if the most sensitive excitement point was touched, Loli Mercurius couldn't help but jumped up again, and opened the hand extended by Goddess Handy with a snap, "I don't want to marry you.  Woolen cloth!  If you continue to be so careless, people will really get angry!  " "ah!  Is this shyness before marriage?  Don't be too ashamed!  I believe you will become a good wife!  " Goddess Handy wrinkled her nose as if she was slightly displeased, "Also, as a noble sub-god, you have to pay more attention to your manners" "I don't want to, you are not the god I serve!  Politeness is not something you should talk about to a stalker like you!  Moreover, why should I waste the last forty years of my free time before becoming a god on being your wife?  "Lori continued pouting. "Oh, so you want to enjoy the last free time before marriage?  It's okay, I'm very patient!  " Goddess Handy patted her chest generously, " It's okay to get engaged now and wait until you become a god before getting married!  " "It won't work even after becoming a god!  "Lori's forehead veins stretched, "I'm really surprised, why do you have to pester me?  " "Eh?  I am also very surprised, why do you always refuse to obey the destiny and marry me?  " Goddess Handy showed a confused expression, "You see, you are the apostle of Gomorrah, the god of war. The person who will become the Valkyrie in the future is responsible for bringing the souls of fallen warriors back to the underworld.  And I am the master of Hades. Isn¡¯t this a match made in heaven?  " "Who said I would become a Valkyrie in the future?  Handy!  Don¡¯t just guess about some things!  !  !  ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Loli brandished the axe-gun, and then her tone became lower, " Because of the responsibilities given by Gomora, I have lived and wandered on this continent for more than nine hundred years, and have witnessed countless wars and deaths.  , I have experienced so many sorrows and pains that I have really had enough. Now I have decided to become the God of Love, so please don¡¯t bother me anymore!¡± she said angrily.  Said self-exposure.  Well, this unexpected choice can indeed make people become petrified into silence.  After all, the God of War and the God of Love are very different.  "God of Love?!" Goddess Handy was slightly startled, but then she was overjoyed, "So you finally accepted my love? Loli." "You! You! You ugh  !" Loli was furious for a moment, with tears in her eyes, "Why do you have to bully me?" ¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù  ¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù¡ù Looking at Loli Mercurial who was crying on the spot after being teased by this unreasonable Lily goddess, she stayed aside.  The companions Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo, and Wang Meiling could only exchange helpless looks of pity with each other, indicating that they could no longer complain about it.  Especially Ma Tong, relying on his identity as a woman, he took the opportunity to reach out and pat Loli's shoulder, comforting her softly: "Oh, give up, Loli! It doesn't make sense for you to be like her.  Those who do this will definitely not be able to listen to what others say once they are immersed in their own world." Comrade Captain Wang Qiu coughed dryly and racked his brains in an attempt to lighten the atmosphere.  Topic: "Well, dear Goddess Handy, during your visit to Arnus City, besides tasting the delicious food and pursuing this Loli lady, do you have anything else to do?" "Ah,  Of course! You should understand it! The first thing is to bring back my useless dragon-god apostle Giselle. Although she has no culture and often messes up, she still represents me.  How could I just be taken away by you as a trophy?" Goddess Handi smiled calmly, "Besides, there is a small thing to do, which is to close this portal to another world!" "What?  ! Close the door! !" Upon hearing this, Wang Qiu's expression suddenly changed and he subconsciously wanted to touch the gun.  But then he realized that the goddess Handy in front of him was actually just a ghost, an invisible and illusory existence. Even if he shot at it, it could only focus on the young magician Lelei who was possessed by her.  It is impossible to hurt the goddess's body at all In other words, I have no way to control the other party!  In addition, seeing her still sitting in front of him in a grand manner, talking and laughing, and even having the leisure to flirt with Lolita, instead of just closing the space-time door and running away, seems to indicate that this matter  Is there room for negotiation?  So, he quickly calmed down and put a polite smile on his face again, "Can you tell me why? Your Highness Handy?" "It seems that you are very calm, coming from a different world.  Young man! This is a good character worthy of praise" Goddess Handy nodded slightly and continued to say with a smile, with a hint of approval in her eyes, "As for why I want to  Closing this space-time door connecting the two worlds starts with why I let it open in the first place"
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