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    Before the end of January.  The Shazhudao team, together with some members of the Wei Mo Gang, finally reached level 99 where they can immigrate freely.  After immigrating to Asia, Lieyan Niu took the lead and the Wei Mo Gang was established.  Then I, Not a Pest, naturally left the Poison Widow Mercenary Group, and left with him, one after another, a big smoking gun, and the three sisters who washed, cut, and blew.  To me, I am not a pest.  Young Master Xiaoyao Houtian didn¡¯t say anything, but he also didn¡¯t do anything!  If you want to stay.  He felt there was no need to say anything Ever since Gu Chen took over the three sisters, who were washing, cutting and blowing, they had completely said goodbye to their careers as killers.     Now.  Except for the daily study and entertainment activities planned by Dr. An for the three sisters, most of the remaining time is left to Gu Chen to arrange.  It was like this before the Chinese New Year, and after the Chinese New Year, Gu Chen's arrangement was that the washing, cutting and blowing combination would come to the training base for a month of training Of course.  Dr. An will be with you every step of the way!  And after a month of training, at the end of March, this year¡¯s preview competition will begin For this qualifying competition.  Combining all aspects of intelligence, the final conclusion reached is that we should not be overly optimistic, and among those who have signed up, there are at least three opponents that Gu Chen attaches great importance to.  The first one is the "Red Dragon Team" from Seoul, South Korea! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Actually.  The entire Asia region is basically dominated by China, but occasionally.  There are also small exposures from other countries!  This is what the Red Dragon Team is like!  Three years ago, the Red Dragon team had been ranked among the top five in the entire Asia League. However, later, the team's two main players Park Jae-yong and Zheng Xiyuan had to serve in the military at the same time. The Red Dragon team failed in the second year of the league.  He was directly eliminated.  And last year.  After recuperating their energy, Park Jae-yong and Jung Hee-won returned to the Red Dragons after completing their military service, and threatened to return to the league strongly So.  The Red Dragon Team cannot be underestimated!  The second team is Thailand¡¯s ¡°Demon Team¡±!  The rise of the demon team was the year before last.  And although the name of this team is called Demon Team.  It actually matches the name.  There is indeed a demon in the teambut only one!  This shemale is Sirindhorn, the captain and coach of the team.  Not many people may know Sirindhorn, but if the name of Juan Manuel Santos is mentioned, probably everyone will know it as long as they are old players.  Juan Manuel Santos.  The King of Colombia.  The singles king of the three realms of South America.  The Colombian Liberty Caps team.  It has won the South American championship five times and the runner-up three times. At the same time, the Liberty Cap team has also won the third place in the global competition.  But this is Juan Santos.  But he suddenly announced his retirement seven years ago.  Four years later.  A woman named Sirindhorn appeared in Thailand who looked very similar to Juan.  And she led a demon team composed entirely of 17- and 18-year-old boys to participate in the Asian Continent's qualifiers that year.  That year, the team finished fourth in the qualifiers, just shy of entering the league. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Actually.  This is obviously a test battle for Sirindhorn Last year's qualifiers.  Although there was great demand for the demon team led by Sirindhorn to qualify, she did not participate in the end!  There is news that if Sirindhorn led the team to participate in the qualifiers last year, it can be said that they will definitely be able to enter the league. However, she wants to wait for one more year to train these children under her, who are called demon boys, better.  Be brave and good at fighting, and succeed in another battle!  And Sirindhorn.  It¡¯s Juan Manuel Santos!  The third team that Gu Chen pays attention to is Team Hua'er Team Hua'er is a well-established team. Its history can probably be traced back to the heyday of Team UFO. At that time, Team Hua'er's Clivia and Mandala, and Xiao Xiao  People like Kong Mingtodoro are old friends and old rivals.     but.  The Hua'er team has never been able to become popular, basically hanging around in the middle to lower level in the league.  And after Xiao Kongming and Tatolo retired and the UFO team underwent a major overhaul, although the team's performance was not good, it was still able to stay in the league.  But after Clivia and Mandala left, the Hua'er team's strength was greatly reduced and they were directly eliminated from the league.  Until last year.    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Team Hua¡¯er Team has changed its owner. The new owner is a financial tycoon with a lot of money, and he will soon carry out the ultimate overhaul of the Hua¡¯er ? Team.  And recently there is news that after Julien left Wind Talker to join the Butcher Knife Team, Moonlight Beauty was decided in advance by the Huaer Team.     but.  Although it has been decided, the beauty under the moon can still only act as a second-in-command in the Hua'er team.  As for who is the main attacker of Team Hua'er?  It¡¯s still a secret!  But the spokesperson of Huaer Team revealed in advance that this person is definitely a super heavyweight, and his surname is Zhang Let me go!  When the spokesperson of Team Hua'er said, "This person's surname is Zhang", in fact, it can no longer be called a secret, because as far as everyone knows, anyone who can be considered a heavyweight and this person's surname is Zhang,  There is only one person, and that is the current popular youngster of Chicago Cinderella Team, Zhang Wei!  Think back to the beginning.  Zhang Wei was originally the second main attacker of the Wind Whisperer team, and Moonlight Beauty was just his substitute.  But Zhang Wei was simply not willing to succumb to Lien forever, so he transferred to the Chicago Cinderella team a few years ago.  The Chicago Cinderella team has been languishing since the tragic car accident that year, but after Zhang Wei joined, the record has been getting better year by year.     last year.  Chicago Cinderella Team even won fifth place in North America, and is only one step away from returning to the global competition! ? But it¡¯s a pity.  It was at this time that the owner of the Chicago Cinderella Team went bankrupt due to poor real estate management.  After bankruptcy.  All members of the Cinderella team are up for grabs, and Zhang Wei, as the team's main attacker, has obviously become the most sought-after one.  Gu Chen remembered that Julien had talked about Zhang Wei when he last went to Jinhai.  In Yu Lian¡¯s eyes.  Zhang Wei is definitely a super potential stock. Julien tried his best to retain him back then, but there was no way. Zhang Wei only had one idea. He would rather be the head of a chicken than the queen of a cow. If he couldn't be the boss of the Wind Talkers.  There is only one way to go!  Under the circumstances at that time.  Even if Julien gives way.  It¡¯s impossible for Feng Zhong to agree!  What makes Julien most regretful is that as soon as Zhang Wei left, he caught up with the rise of Chu Dongyang.  And Julien can almost conclude that if Zhang Wei had not left the Wind Whisperer that year.  Whether Chu Dongyang can rise so wildly.  It¡¯s hard to say.     Now.  Zhang Wei returns.  Reunited with his old partner Yuexia Meiren, Team Hua'er is naturally a very powerful force! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Actually.  This year¡¯s Asian qualifiers were almost the strongest fight in history!  It¡¯s not just the current domineering Pig-Slaying Knife team.  The Red Dragon Team from the Return of the King, the sudden rise of the Yao Team, and the mysterious and decisive team Hua'er Team. Even among the three teams that have been confirmed to be relegated this time, at least two have already let out rumors that they will come back in the qualifiers.  The only team that was completely defeated was the Mo Shang team that came in first place last year.  After Wen Jialiang left.  Baqiao Fuliu of the Moshang team finally discovered that if the entire league was full of wolves, then he was a big fat sheep that accidentally rushed into the pack of wolves!  And after experiencing the bite of those vicious wolves in the league!  When leaving.  "Baqiao Fuliu has no flesh and blood left" So.  After experiencing such a painful lesson, Baqiao Fuliu will never want to play in any league again!  ¡­ ¡­ This year¡¯s New Year¡¯s Eve is February 10th.  ?That is to say.  By the beginning of February at the latest, Gu Chen will give all the members of the Butcher Knife team a holiday, and everyone will go home to celebrate the New Year The training base is now full of people, and a dozen or so people will have to squeeze into a big room every time they eat.  The table was so lively with people talking and laughing.  However, what is certain is that when the New Year is about to come, this place will definitely be deserted after everyone leaves The first people to prepare to leave are Ba Ge and Xiao Rou After experiencing the honeymoon in January  period.  Ba Ge and Xiao Rou were inseparable and quickly entered the process of meeting their parents.  Therefore, during the Chinese New Year this year, Xiao Rou will first take Bage back to his home to let his parents review it, and then Bage will take Xiao Rou straight to his home hundreds of miles away to let his parents review it!  Next.  Xueer is leaving tooNext year, Xueer's parents, who are far away from home, will return to China to celebrate the New Year. At the same time, her unruly and domineering sister will also come back together.  The whole family is back, and it would be unreasonable for Xue'er not to go back. Therefore, Xue'er should be the first one to leave in the Butcher's Knife team.  Teacher Yin, the second teacher, must go home to celebrate the New Year.  No matter how the waiter was before, he is now a standard filial son, and he just pays off in normal times. I must not let my mother live alone during the Chinese New Year.  The waiter had already promised his mother in the game that he would get home before thirty!  As for the naughty kid?  Although he came out of the mountains, he still has a family among all the members of the Butcher Knife team.  The naughty kid is different from others. He is the only one who can advance his salary from Gu Chen This is because Gu Chen learned from Julien that the naughty kid's family is actually very poor, and it is in his hometown deep in the mountains.  , not only does he have a father who has been sick for many years, but he also has three younger brothers and sisters who have to go to school!     so.  The naughty kid must go home!  When he goes home, the naughty boy will take the money Gu Chen has advanced to him, as well as part of Julien¡¯s financial aid, to help his family tide over the difficulties first.  When they come back next year, Gu Chen and Yu Lian will ask the naughty boy to bring his father here for a detailed examination of his disease!  ¡°The naughty kid is a taciturn person. Before he met Gu Chen, Julien was his benefactor all the time.  The naughty boy received a lot of help from Julien. Although he rarely said thank you, he kept it all in his heart.  at the same time.  The naughty kid always tells himself, Xiong Weiping, remember, you must be successful in the future, so that you can repay those who have helped you!     Now.  In addition to Julien, there is another place in the naughty child¡¯s heart Okay.  Although Gu Chen tried to persuade him to stay, Wen Jialiang still had to leave during the Chinese New Year.  However, Xiao Wenzi, who has always been unconstrained.  But it¡¯s not that I want to go home to celebrate the New Year.  And his family seems to be indifferent to whether this mentally unstable guy comes back to celebrate the New Year.     This year.  Wen Jialiang is going back to his mental hospital to celebrate the New Year with his former patients.  Xiao Wenzi said, although those people are mentally ill in the eyes of others.  But in his opinion.  Those people only see the world through their eyes.  Just different from ordinary people.  And who can really tell what the world itself is like?     Maybe.  What most people think the world is like is probably wrong!     therefore.  Wen Jialiang decided.  On this special day, he cannot forget the mentally ill patients who have been with him day and night for three years.     at the same time.  When the taste buds of the tongue were gradually anesthetized after getting used to the delicious food made by Gargamel, Xiao Wenzi also wanted to change things during the Chinese New Year and taste the simple meals in the mental hospital, or even the leftovers!  That¡¯s right.  Wen Jialiang thinks that this is how we feel like celebrating the New Year Otherwise.  It¡¯s really not fun to eat delicious food all day long, but continue to eat delicious food during the Chinese New Year!  According to what Wen Jialiang himself said to Gu Chen a dog will get tired of eating meat all the time. Maybe he will want to eat shit once in a while!  Regarding the fallacy in Wen Jialiang¡¯s mouth.  Of course, Gu Chen would never believe it, and judging from the behavior of Xiao Huang entrenched in the gate cave, it also proved that Wen Jialiang's theory was completely nonsense.  At least, Gu Chen has never seen Xiao Huang behave like this before eating shit instead of meat As for Xiao Huang's question.  Wen Jialiang also had his own explanation. His explanation was that the dog was simply mentally ill and definitely not a normal dog.  Otherwise, why would a normal dog barge its teeth and threaten the people who spend time with it from time to time?  ¡°The person Xiao Wenzi said he spent time with Xiao Huang day and night was, of course, himself In fact.  Gu Chen was also very surprised about this.  Why does Xiao Huang have a normal attitude towards others, but every time he sees Wen Jialiang, he immediately becomes irritable and restless.  Especially a few times, when he looked at Xiao Huang, he even gritted his teeth, pretending to rush forward and fight Wen Jialiang to the death.     well!  Until today, Gu Chen was actually kept in the dark.  Not to mention the previous grudges, the most unforgivable thing Wen Jialiang has ever done is?That is, after Xiao Huang defeated Da Hei on the opposite street, the little bitch originally occupied the whole street.  Among these little bitches, Xiao Huang¡¯s favorite is the little flower.  It¡¯s hateful.  One day, when Wen Jialiang saw Xiaohua and Xiao Huang secretly dating and getting intimate, he immediately reported the matter to Xiaohua's owner.     result.  Xiaohua¡¯s owner later locked Xiaohua in the house and never let her out again.  At the same time, whenever she saw Xiao Huang loitering in front of her house, Xiao Hua's owner, the fat lady, would pick up a door bolt and beat Xiao Huang until he peed She had such a deep hatred!  No matter how bad Xiao Huang¡¯s temper is, he will never get better with Wen Jialiang As for Wen Jialiang.  But he is not aware of his evil deeds at all. Every time he sees Xiaohua¡¯s owner, he will tell her a few more words, be sure to keep an eye on your little bitch. My little yellow dog, although it looks like  You are quite energetic, but in fact you have a hidden disease for a long time and it will be contagious!     well!  Poor Xiao Huang, every time he thinks of Xiao Hua, he feels very painful.  Thinking of Wen Jialiang.  It¡¯s even more painful When can I bite this bastard to death?  ¡­ ¡­ Now, the only ones staying at the training base to celebrate the New Year are Gu Chen and A Fei.  As for Gargamel, in mid-January, as soon as the OO Nursing School had a holiday, the wealthy girl was driven away by her father in a Lamborghini.  Although Gargamel didn¡¯t want to leave very much, he even wanted to resist.     But.  "Gargamel and her father have some ideas. My daughter, if you don't walk, I won't walk either."  Anyway, as long as you don't leave, I will cause trouble for everyone in this training base.  And Gargamel¡¯s father is very good at making trouble. He neither smashes nor robs. He sings Gargamel¡¯s father¡¯s singing voice is very special!  It can be said that if a person has not heard Gargamel¡¯s father singing, he will never imagine that there is such a special sound in the world.  And when a person hears Gargamel's father singing, he will never want to hear this special singing again In fact.  When Gargamel¡¯s father roared out his first voice, Gargamel had already surrendered So.  ¡° Exactly how unpleasant Gargamel¡¯s father¡¯s voice was, in fact, Gu Chen and the others did not hear it completely.  only.  Judging from the first scale played by Gargamel's father, Gu Chen felt as if he was scratching the glass with all his sharp tools!  And the scratching sound.  And add a tweeter to play it out.  It's almost the effect of Gargamel's father's voice At least.  After Gu Chen heard this voice.  Like being struck by lightning.  At that time.  The second-rate Gu Chen turned around and asked Wen Jialiang, who was also stunned by the shock standing next to him, "Xiao Wenzi, did you hear anything just now?" Wen Jialiang's face turned pale.  He stared at the room where Gargamel was talking with her father.  "I feel like it was a scream coming from hell" Hmm.  Gu Chen nodded and said, "Maybe I should go in and have a look!" The result.  As soon as Gu Chen raised his foot, the door of the room was pushed open from the inside and then.  Gargamel's gentle father walked out of it, and the wealthy girl who was still angry and vowed not to leave when he entered, now completely turned into a submissive little sheep. She followed closely behind her father,  He left without even daring to raise his head.  After the two of them left, Gu Chen received a text message from Gargamel, "I'm leaving. I'll come back after the Chinese New Year" Gu Chen replied, "You haven't got your clothes yet?" Gargamel said helplessly.  , "I won't take it anymore. Tell Sister Rourou to put it away for me, and then you can keep it for me" Gu Chen joked, "Looking at the situation just now, it's not your father who threatened you to go back, right? What a coincidence.  Sister Yun, don¡¯t worry, if you say yes, I¡¯ll kill you right now and rescue you from that evil old guy, how about it?¡±  Gargamel texted back, "Boy, you are not a coward. Who are you talking about, old guy?" Gu Chen broke into a cold sweat, but he still calmly replied, "I said can you please stop making trouble?"  .  Gargamel¡¯s message came back, ¡°Asshole, who made trouble with you¡± Now.  In addition to firmly believing that this is Gargamel messing with him,?, Gu Chen really didn't have the courage to make other ideas So.  He continued to insist, "If you keep making trouble, I will ignore you?" At this time.  Gu Chen's cell phone rang He hesitated for a moment.  Gu Chen pressed the answer button and heard a man's sinister voice coming from inside, "Boy, your name is Gu Chen" At that moment.  Gu Chen's reaction was extremely fast He suddenly spoke into the phone in the same sinister voice, "Old guy, let me tell you, whether I change my name in business or my surname in office, Wen Jialiang" "Hey!" The man's sinister voice rang out again.  Get up, "Boy, don't give me this trick. It's okay to deceive others with this little trick, but it's not enough to deceive me. Okay, I'll give you another chance to apologize to me. This page  Just uncover it" "Hehe!" Gu Chen gritted his teeth and imitated Wen Jialiang's tone and replied, "Old guy, don't hesitate to tell me whether you want to expose this page or not.  , Never mind my business!" After saying this.  Before Gargamel¡¯s father could speak again, Gu Chen saw Wen Jialiang walking past him. Without saying a word, he grabbed Wen Jialiang¡¯s arm and put the phone into his hand.  After stuffing it, Gu Chen whispered to Wen Jialiang, "Hell is screaming, please help me deal with it!" "Oh!" Wen Jialiang nodded and calmly accepted the call.  Gu Chen let out a long breath!     But.  Gu Chen was just about to sit down and drink some tea to calm down his shock, but before his butt touched the edge of the stool, he heard Wen Jialiang yelling into the phone, "Fuck you, you old fool, what are you doing? I'll just curse you."  You only have the ability to bully your own daughter. If you can, come at me and bite me. Yes I am Wen Jialiang. How about What, was that me just now? There is something wrong with your ears.  You can't even tell if it's me, you idiot Let me tell you, that person just now is not me at all, that is your future son-in-law, he is Gu Chen!"  After Wen Jialiang finished enjoying himself, he immediately hung up the phone.  This moment.  Gu Chen was dumbfounded. He pointed at Wen Jialiang's nose and said, "Traitor!" But Wen Jialiang replied unhurriedly, "Old Gu, you are so smart, why can't you hear it? I'm actually saying  Help you. Who is Gargamel's father? He is an old fox. If I directly deny that it is not you, he will definitely think that it is you. Now that I admit it, he will not be sure anymore.  , just don¡¯t admit it when you see him. This move is called the male rabbit¡¯s feet are swaying, the female rabbit¡¯s eyes are blurred, and the two rabbits are walking on the ground, how can they tell whether I am a male or a female?¡± ¡°Really?  ?" Gu Chen stared at Wen Jialiang with squinted eyes, murderous intent evident in his eyes.  "Really!" Wen Jialiang was obviously a little guilty when he saw Gu Chen. After saying these two words, Xiao Wenzi put his mobile phone on the table and ran away immediately "Oh!" Gu Chen sighed, picked up the mobile phone, and then gave  A message was sent on Gargamel's cell phone, "Old guy, I'm determined to marry your daughter!" The last sentence was unclear.     Then.  Gu Chen put his phone in his pocket. As for how the rest of the matter will develop, let's do it But.  Gu Chen has always been worried about the sound that Gargamel's father made in the secret room. He didn't understand, how could a normal person make such a sound?  A few years later.  The mystery in Gu Chen's heart was finally revealed That day.  Gargamel¡¯s father drank some wine and was very happy. In front of a table full of relatives and friends, he expressed his intention to sing a song to cheer everyone up.  As soon as Gargamel's father said these words, everyone at the table made excuses, and almost all of them were gone in a short time.     at last.  ¡°Only Gu Chen, who was so curious that even Gargamel couldn¡¯t pull him away, and an extremely old grandma from the same family stayed So.  In front of Gu Chen and the old lady, Gargamel's father announced loudly that he was going to sing a song, "A laugh spreads across the ocean!" The result.  As soon as the word "Cang" was spoken, Gu Chen immediately understood everything Cang!  It turns out that this is the sound of scratching glass coming from hell. It is really terrifying!  That day.  ?Persist in listening to the first line of the song?, Gu Chen covered his ears and pissed himself and ran away while running away.  What was strange to Gu Chen was that the old lady sitting next to him remained unmoved by such a shocking song and continued to eat calmly!  Later.  After finishing the meal, Gu Chen specifically grabbed the old lady and asked, "Grandma, when you heard that sound just now, didn't you feel heartbroken, unable to live, unable to die?" The old lady calmly replied, "Braised Chicken"  Wings, I like to eat them!¡±  This time.  Gu Chen finally understood why grandma was so resistant to this kind of ultrasonic damageGrandma.  He is simply deaf (To be continued) PS: Thanks to *Wrath of the Sword God* and firefox for their monthly ticket support
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