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Volume 3: The Fallen Man in the Setting Sun Chapter 1,269: Scared

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    After hearing Tiberius's words, the personal guards who came with Doius were secretly happy and thought to themselves: "The governor has misunderstood. Lord Doius can't hold it back. The important thing he is talking about is not his shit."  " When the guard thought of this, he realized what he was doing here. His face changed greatly and he shouted: "Master Governor, something bad has happened. The Qin army is approaching the city. Oh, shit!" Tiberius was stunned.  "What? The Qin army defecated in front of the city?" Tiberius felt that if the Qin army was not crazy, then he was crazy.  In this imperial war, there are people who come to defecate in the enemy's city.  Fortunately, the guards were responsible for their duties. Before leaving, he covered his butt and shouted, "The Qin army is approaching the city!" Tiberius suddenly realized, "It turns out that the Qin army is approaching the city, and the guards are going to have a bowel movement! Wow!"  Pilius was furious and wanted to punish him, but he found that his bodyguard had disappeared.  He didn't care about the trivial matter of personal guards, put on his armor and rushed to the city.  Tiberius climbed up to the central tower of the south city and looked up. He saw more than 200,000 Qin troops arriving outside the south gate. There were more than 20 battle formations with swords and spears like a forest, momentum like a rainbow, trebuchets, city rams, and ladders.  countless.  Tiberius had been in battle for a long time and saw so many siege equipment that he had never seen before. His expression changed drastically and he said: "The Qin army is going to attack by force this time! The entire army is on the highest alert, the highest alert!" On the side,  There was a trumpeter. After taking in enough breath to puff up his belly, he puffed up his cheeks and began to eat the trumpet.  The speed of sound is so fast that for a moment, the first-level alert trumpet sounded throughout the city of Babylon.  However, after just one breath, the horn sound of this level of alert changed in pitch and tone.  Not to mention other places, let¡¯s talk about the trumpeters around Tiberius.  I saw his face flushed and his body stooped.  The trumpet sound is no longer loud and has no energy.  This ancient war.  There is no radio, all depends on the flag and horn.  When defending the city, the commander's flag cannot be seen on the other three walls, so the commander's horn is the most important.  Tiberius was furious and slapped him, "What are you doing? Didn't you eat? You have no energy at all. My orders can't be passed on. Are you responsible for the defeat?" The trumpeter had a stomachache.  Frightened again, Juhuaguan didn't know what to do. He only heard a popping sound, and a piece of shit leaked out of his crotch.  The Romans all wore shorts, and the thin excrement immediately flowed down their hairy thighs, and the stench came out.  "Ah!" Tiberius shouted before the trumpeter shouted.  The guards on the side suddenly trembled and said to themselves: "The governor is not as powerful as your Majesty. You see, this trumpeter is scared. They are all scattered!" "Get out~!" Tiberius opened his mouth and roared, and the little tongue wagging inside was frightened.  clearly visible.  He has seen cowardly soldiers, but he has never seen such cowardly soldiers, and he is too lazy to punish such a cowardly person. ? Trumpeter.  Covering her buttocks with both hands, she burst into tears as she ran down the city.  There was a constant popping sound.  Even when the war was approaching, the Roman soldiers continued to laugh.  This soldier is finished.  I can't hold my head up for the rest of my life.  Amid the jeers, the trumpets throughout the city weakened.  Eventually it disappeared.  It turns out that all the trumpeters in the city had the same experience.  Actually, we can¡¯t blame these trumpeters.  Anyone who has pooped knows that the operation of pooping and clenching the fists secretly is very consistent with blowing the trumpet secretly.  These trumpeters inhaled hard, and their stomachs couldn't bear it at first, so they pulled it out first before the others.  Under the city, Qin Feng saw it clearly and laughed loudly: "The medicine is working!" Behind him, Pang Tong said: "Your Majesty, it's just one person, so the effect is not ideal" After hearing this, the ministers were heartbroken.  Shen.  Qin Feng's door was very clear. He smiled and waved his hands and said: "No, no, no, the sound of grabbing water was heard all over the city and could be heard outside the city. Obviously the Roman soldiers drank the water. It is impossible for this man to have diarrhea and others to  It's okay." "Then why is this trumpeter the only one showing symptoms?" Old Jia Xu said, stroking his beard.  Qin Feng laughed and said: "This is because he was frightened. The messenger was frightened by Tiberius. He couldn't control the switch and sprayed on the spot!" He got up and said again: "I remember that year, someone had dysentery and diarrhea. So  At that time, the whole bed was sprayed. ""Oh~!" The ministers looked like they suddenly realized that the emperor had done this before.  Qin Feng observed the situation, was stunned, and explained that it was not him who did it in the first place, it was a prank by other roommates. However, looking at the expressions of the ministers, he guessed that the picture was getting darker and darker, so he decided to forget it.  He pointed the big gun in his hand at the city head and said: "Let's use our strength to fight and use our power to help these Romans turn into medicine as soon as possible!" The ministers didn't understand. Representative Guo Jia asked: "Your Majesty, how can we use our strength to fight?  Help the Romans get the effect of the medicine!" Qin Feng smiled, "So, so, so, so, so" The ministers whispered to each other, "High,It¡¯s really high!  "The next moment, Zhang Liao, Huang Zhong, Xu Huang and other front army commanders returned to their own formations and prepared to start action. Zhang Fei said to Guan Yu: "Brother, it is fun to fight with Emperor Hongwu!  "And Guan Yu, squinting his eyes, holding the Qinglong Yanyue in his right hand, and stroking five strands of his long beard with his left hand, most people couldn't see him nodding slightly. After a while, Qin Feng's main formation heard a cannon. Then, millions of Qin troops shouted together,  "Destroy the mules and horses and enhance the prestige of our country!  Eliminate the mules and horses and enhance the prestige of our country!  "The momentum rushed into Dou Xiao, and the sound shook the heaven and the earth. The mules and horses did not pay attention to the Qin army's sudden surge in momentum. In this earth-shattering cry, their hearts skipped a beat and their chrysanthemums tightened. "Beware, beware, beware beware  !  Tiberius ordered loudly, but his voice became lower and lower, "Why does your stomach hurt?"  "His stomach rumbled for a while, and his heart and brain blood vessels were full of emotions. However, he gritted his teeth and let the waves of cold current that numbed his scalp rush into the chrysanthemum. The chrysanthemum was closed tightly and he endured it. And the Roman soldiers  , formed the strongest defensive formation, with three rows of heavy-armed soldiers in front, the first row holding up large shields to protect themselves, and the last two rows holding high shields to protect their tops to form a turtle formation, while one row of light-armed archers was outside the formation.  Bows were bent to release arrows, and a row was ready to take turns in the turtle shell formation. In the city gate tower and in the soldier's stack, the weapon soldiers prepared rolling stones, wood, kerosene and other tools for attacking the enemy, as well as sand, soil, and water for defense.  The reserve soldiers were holding on to their weapons, ready to replenish their front lines at any time. On the ground in the city, there were soldiers who were boiling oil and boiling water, and were busy adding firewood and fuel.  Your anus is tight and you want to urinate. But isn't this because you are scared? Besides, the leader won't let you poop when the war is coming. Therefore, these soldiers frowned and gritted their teeth.  Stay at the gate. Just like Tiberius, hold on tight and never pull! Qin Feng found the Roman soldiers frowning, biting their lips, and their eyes were distracted. Qin Feng had experienced many things like holding back urine.  The next time, he laughed and pointed the golden gun away: "Did you see it?  The potion begins!  " The ministers were also experienced and smiled one after another. As for the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty, who had not had such an experience? They were all secretly happy and admired this clever idea. They thought to themselves: "After a while, all the power of the medicine is fully dissipated, and we will definitely attack Babylon in one go.  We can't let such a good idea go.  Lost the chain here.  "At this point, the officers and soldiers of the Qin army were all gearing up. They were waiting for the order to attack. At this time, Pang Tong suddenly appeared. He said: "Your Majesty, you can scare me again!  " Qin Feng smiled and said, "How to do it?  Pang Tong said: "So, so, so, so, so, so"  "The ministers opened their mouths and said in their hearts that this kid is quite vicious. He will never stop until he scares people. Then, there was another burst of cannons, and the Qin army soldiers, numbering one million, surrounded the city on three sides.  They took action together. With the shouts of killing rising to the sky, a million troops rushed towards the city of Babylon. Those who had never seen a million people charging could never understand that this momentum alone could scare ordinary people to death.  . I saw the wolf dust kicked up by millions of people, rolling back into the city of Babylon, making the world shake and the gods weeping. The Romans never expected that the Qin army would launch a general attack.  He was frightened and instinctively clenched his weapon, secretly using his strength to wait for the fight. Anyone who has ever held back shit knows that you must not use force when holding back, and only use force when pulling. The Romans were frightened one after another, and they used force both internally and externally. This guy was incredible.  Unable to control themselves, Juhuaguan fell one after another. Only the sound of popping popping popping was heard above the city. When they gathered together, they were not under the sound of the Qin army's cannons, and drowned out the Qin army's shouts of killing.  The Romans were all frightened, and they instinctively raised their buttocks when pulling. The first row of archers pulled on the second row, and so on. Even the governor of Babylon, Tibi, was pulled to the ground.  He couldn't help but open the gate. The Romans' formation suddenly fell apart. The Qin troops under the city saw it clearly, and they all stopped and laughed, "This idea of ??Military Advisor Pang is too fucked up. Three hundred thousand people were killed."  Shocking, it turns out we still have such power!  " "Despicable, so despicable!  "Tiberius covered his buttocks, with feces flowing down his legs. He was a descendant of the glorious bloodline, and he had done such shameful things. He wanted to leave and find a place where no one was around. However, the Qin army was about to attack the city.  As the commander-in-chief, how could he leave? In the same way, the Roman soldiers could not go to the city to poop. "How could this happen?  "Tiberius was going crazy and couldn't figure out why all the soldiers had diarrhea at the same time. But the others couldn't care less about it anymore."Shit has taken over all their consciousness.  Tiberius was worthy of being a descendant of a great bloodline. He made a prompt decision and made the craziest, most vicious, and cruel decision in history. "Poop on the spot. Before the Qin army attacks the city, all of them must be pooped. Hurry, hurry!"  "Roman soldier, you look at me, I look at you, I'm sorry.  Tiberius immediately squatted down, pulled up, and shouted: "This is a military order, pull it quickly!" When the soldiers saw that the Governor of Glory Bloodline had already pulled it, what else were they afraid of?  As a result, the soldiers all squatted down.  There were several people squatting next to Tiberius. One of them had held it in for too long and was full of tension.  Pull it out as fast as you can, push out your butt, and as soon as the excrement door opens, a puff of yellow soup comes out.  Tiberius was attracted by the sound. When he looked up, it was all over his face.  "Wow!" Tiberius rolled his eyes and almost fainted.  At this point, hundreds of thousands of Roman soldiers squatted in several rows on the top of the city, with only their heads and faces exposed through the crenellations.  While a pair of eyes were wary of Qin Jun, they also showed an embarrassing sour feeling.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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