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Volume 3: The Fallen Man in the Setting Sun Chapter 1,261: The Cat Catches the Mouse

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    At dawn, the Qin army's warships retreated.  ¡­¨Q ¡°Don¡¯t run!¡± With a crackle, the Roman sailors held up various tools and chased and slapped the mouse.  Conon looked at the sailors chasing rats all over the deck, his face was livid, and he said: "It will definitely not offend Poseidon. If it offended Poseidon, it would be an octopus, eel, snake, etc. It will definitely not be a rat." Marinus said in surprise.  : "Is it the rat god?" Hippasus sneered, saying in his heart, don't call him a god when you see one. There is no rat god among the Roman gods, not even among the Greek gods and Egyptian gods.  He said: "Don't think blindly. It must be that rats reproduce quickly. They suddenly reproduced on a large scale and we just caught up with it." "Maybe!" In the vast darkness yesterday, the Romans did not notice the launch of Emperor Hongwu.  Biological and chemical weapons came over, and they couldn't find a better reason, so they could only think so.  So, the entire Roman fleet began a vigorous campaign to eradicate rats.  Chasing on the deck, chasing them below the deck.  When the chefs were cooking, they would hold a spoon in one hand and a dagger in the other, and they would chop at the mice they saw.  For mice, it is not easy to move their families to this "new world".  Although the Romans were very cruel, in the eyes of the mice, the living environment here was not as challenging as it was on the Qin continent.  They take full advantage of rodents and burrow everywhere.  Although there was no land on the ship, the Roman ships were huge and had thick partitions, and the rats dug holes in the partitions.  Facing the warships with holes everywhere, the Konon dictatorship trio were dumbfounded.  If the partitions are removed, it is equivalent to dismantling the ship.  This is not a rat hunt.  This is beating yourself up.  Soon after, the rats began to destroy the Romans¡¯ food.  Get up early the next day.  "Cheese. Give me back my cheese. Oh no, it's the commander's cheese!" A master chef.  Brandishing a kitchen knife, he chased a mouse angrily.  He chased him from the kitchen on the second floor to the deck.  When I suddenly saw the light, I couldn't see clearly.  However, he soon regained his sight, and when he looked around, his liver and gallbladder were split.  The whole deck was full of scenes of comrades chasing rats.  I saw a man brandishing a spear and stabbing the upper part of the mast.  The mouse above has its tail raised.  Dodge left and right.  "Ah~~!" A scream came from the sky, and the chef was frightened. When he looked up, he saw that it was a soldier from our side who fell from the height of the mast. He shouted: "Don't be afraid, I will catch you!" He stretched out his hand  , take two quick steps.  Bang, the soldier fell to the ground, vomited blood and died.  Much to the chagrin of the chef.  He pressed his lips with difficulty and intervened: "I'm sorry, brother, I missed one step." "Bah~, a mouse fell from the sky and landed on the soldier.  The chef was shocked.  He quickly raised his kitchen knife to defend himself.  The mouse didn't take him seriously at all. After landing safely, it quickly climbed to the hand of the lost soldier.  He picked up a piece of bread and ran away.  The chef felt like he was going crazy, and the commander¡¯s breakfast was gone.  He sprinted towards Commander Konon's sleeping quarters.  The Jupiter was huge, but below decks it was dark and stuffy.  Therefore, the commander's sleeping quarters are always on the deck.  When the chef came here, he didn't see the guard. "I guess he went to chase the mouse." He plucked up the courage to open the door and bowed hurriedly.  When he heard the snoring sound, he looked up and saw that Conon was snoring with his mouth wide open.  It's not that Konon is lazy, nor is it that Konon has a big heart, it's just that Konon is exhausted from fighting with mice these days.  At this moment, even thunder couldn't wake him up.  Just when the chef was in a dilemma, an accident occurred.  Then a mouse appeared in the room. The mouse stood up, sniffed with its big nose, and then got on Konon's body.  This mouse has not had food for days and is starving.  It found a piece of mature steak in Conon's mouth. It didn't care much anymore, stuck its head in and took a bite.  "Wow!" When the chef covered his face, Conon screamed like a pig and sat up.  Although the chef was scared, this was so strange that he couldn't help but peek through the gaps between his fingers.  I saw Konon's big, bearded mouth closed and stopped barking. However, the mouse with half of its body outside was kicking around with its hind legs and its tail straight.  However, soon, the mouse's body started to tremble, and its straight tail gradually drooped in twitching, and became lifeless.  "Bah~!" Kenong bit the mouse to death and vomited it out.  He could no longer bear this kind of life at sea. He couldn't control so much anymore. He stuck out his tongue that had also been bitten by mice, and screamed with blood in his mouth: "Send the order, return to the port, kill the rats, kill the rats!" The Roman fleet retreated  Well, the news quickly reached Qin Feng.  "Your Majesty, I don't know what the effect will be." Pang Tong said.  In fact, the ministers are very optimistic about this surprise and attack it.Prepared methods.  Qin Feng was unsure, but seeing the Romans retreating, he guessed it would be effective. So, Qin Feng sent spies to sneak into Gedrosia Port to find out specific information.  Three days later, Daqin belonged to Minnagala Port and made a temporary palace.  "Report" The secret agent returned, ecstatic and said: "Let me tell you, Your Majesty, after the Roman fleet returned to the port, the entire fleet was infected with rats." One month later.  "Report" The secret agent reported ecstatically, "I am reporting to the emperor that the rats have expanded in size and are rolling in and out of the entire port. The Romans have no food and use rats to satisfy their hunger. There are already holes in the shells of the Roman warships.  The Romans had nothing to do." Qin Feng, who was sitting on the dragon throne, was overjoyed. He patted the imperial desk and said, "It's still alive! It's still making holes in the boat!" "This mouse is born in his own home, but if it is born in someone else's home,  That's a secret joy.  Born in the enemy's country, the officials were happy and shouted: "Well done, well done! It is best to have a hundred and eighty of them in a litter." The secret agent then said: "Your Majesty, we have discovered a group of Roman soldiers.  Going to Persia." When the officials heard this, they felt deeply about their responsibilities and began to think about it.  Pang Tong said: "Did you suddenly send someone to Persia?" Jia Xu said: "There must be a conspiracy!" Guo Jiadao: "We must be on guard." "Persia!" Qin Feng thought about it and became happy and said with a smile: "There must be a conspiracy.  Looking for a cat?" "Looking for a cat?" The ministers were surprised.  Qin Feng smiled and said: "Persian cat." "Persian cat!" The ministers were shocked.  At this time, Persian cats were not well-known at home and abroad. After Qin Feng explained, "It is normal for cats to catch mice, and it was normal for the Romans to look for cats." Only then did the ministers understand what was going on, and finally knew that there was a kind of cat called Persian.  Cat, "It turns out that cats are born in Persia, I didn't know, but the emperor knew!" Qin Feng stood up, and the ministers hurriedly stood at attention, only to hear him say: "There are holes in the Roman ships, the time has come, give me the order, and they will be removed tomorrow.  The anchor set sail and approached the port of Gedrosia! " "Yes!" The ministers were very excited, saying that there were holes in the ship's hull, and the Romans would definitely lose this time.  The ministers all went to prepare.  After Pang Tong walked out of the palace, he shook his head and sighed: "Your Majesty really knows everything about astronomy and geography, even Persian cats." When old Jia Xu heard this, he realized that the opportunity had come, and slapped him on the back of the head, "Nonsense, of course there are cats in Persia.  , Where are there no cats? The emperor is talking about breeds, not whether there are cats or not!" Pang Tong was furious, "I'm talking about breeds. If you distort the facts, I will go to the emperor to impeach you!" Old Jia Xu touched his beard.  "Go!" After saying that, he tiptoed away.  Pang Tongyi turned around, then turned back, and said angrily: "Forget it, a good man won't suffer the immediate loss" On the other hand, Rome belongs to the port of Gedrosia and the governor's palace.  "It's over, it's over, it's all over. All the food has been eaten by rats. How can I explain this to Your Majesty?" Konon said.  Marinus rolled his eyes and said: "You two, this is a natural disaster and has nothing to do with us." "Report, the cat is coming, the cat is coming!" A Roman messenger came over with joy.  Kenong was overjoyed and asked: "How many?" The ordering soldier said: "Five thousand!" "Only five thousand!" The trio was very dissatisfied.  The messenger hurriedly said: "Our army has gone all out. These are all the cats that can be found in the Persian province." It turns out that ancient times were no better than modern times. Only high-ranking officials and dignitaries had cats in their homes. Thanks to Persia, if there were cats in Egypt and mainland Europe,  I don't have cats.  Because in the divine system, cats are the messengers of hell, and it is unlucky to keep them.  This was also the basis for the Black Death, a massive plague of rats in Europe.  Later Europeans became more scientific and knew that the root cause was the lack of cats. They scolded the religious believers at that time for their false propaganda. If a family had two cats, there would be no rat plague, no Black Death, and Europe would not die.  25 million people have long unified the world.  "Report" Another messenger came in and said hurriedly: "The situation is bad. Emperor Hongwu is here again. We are less than fifty nautical miles away from the port. Please move forward to resist the enemy!" The three of Konong ate a meal  Surprised, Conon said: "Since the number of cats is not enough, protect the warship first and prepare to pull up the anchor and set sail!" Marinus said: "There is no food!" "Prepare more water, and you have to resist eating rats!" The three of them  When I think about it, this is also the case.  Although there is no food, mice can always grab some. This means they can move and are not afraid of damage.?Fresh reserves.  It turns out that there are benefits to rat plagues.  So Conon ordered the fleet, five cats on one ship, and pulled anchor out of the harbor.  As soon as the cat was carried aboard the ship by the Roman soldiers, it was stunned and saw mice running around on the deck.  The soldiers were used to it. They usually ran away and caught one after another. Now they were preparing and ignored them, letting the rats run around under their feet.  People are used to it, but cats will never get used to it in this life.  On the Jupiter flagship, the trio of Konon who had just boarded the ship holding a Persian cat screamed in unison. It turned out that the cat showed its claws and escaped from the hand.  I saw these five Persian cats, very powerful. They made a few sharp turns and each caught a mouse.  There was blood in the hands of Konong and the others, but they were happy in their hearts, thinking: "With this efficiency, all the mice will be killed in two or three days!" (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated.  quick!
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