"You little bastard, I will beat you to death!" At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, in a small village outside Chenliu County, Yanzhou, a Qingping family was in a state of chaos.
"Dad, Dad, please tell me what you have to say! We are all civilized people, please don't use violence!" Wu Chi was using the Great Shift of the Universe to dodge his father's dog beating stick technique.
"I have nothing to say to you!" The middle-aged man seemed to be in a rage, and the big stick in his hand was as thick as a man's arm.
"Dad, you can scold me, but don't bring yourself with you!"
"How to say it!"
"I am a little bastard, and you are an old bastard!"
"Oh, if I don't beat you little bastard to death today, I will take your surname!" A middle-aged man panted and said angrily to Wu Chi.
"Dad, your last name and my last name are also Wu!" Wu Chi replied subconsciously.
"You dare to talk back, little bastard! Let me beat you to death!" The middle-aged man shouted loudly, "You little bastard, don't run away!" The two of them went from running around the table to now running around the yard. He ran against the wall and finally opened the door and ran towards the door.
"If you have the guts, don't chase me!" Wu Chi's father was chasing behind him. In front of him, Wu Chi was running away. A fool would not run away. His father caught him. He would at least give him a black nose and a swollen face, and he might not be able to get off the ground for several days. Bed, he didn't want his Yushu Linfeng's face to be ruined.
"You little bastard, don't come back if you dare!" Father Wu couldn't catch up with Wu Chi, so he could only shout loudly at the entrance of the village.
People in the village laughed and looked at the father and son. Wu Chi was chased out by Father Wu. This was not the first time or twice. Little bastard. The two titles of "Old Bastard" are also spread in this village.
In the eyes of Father Wu. Wu Chi ran further and further away.
¡¡
"Hmm!" Wu Chi took a deep breath. It's easy. I never tried so hard when running a marathon.
¡°I¡¯m not bragging, at Wu Chi¡¯s current speed, there is no problem in participating in any 100-meter sprint.
Wu Chi found a hillside outside the village and lay down. The sun shone warmly on his face. Very uncle, Wu Chi pulled out a piece of dogtail grass and hung it in his mouth. Feeling contented.
"Isn't it just that he used straw paper to go to the toilet! As for that, it's true!" The reason why Wu Chi was chased and beaten by his father was because Wu Chi went to the toilet to relieve himself and wiped his buttocks with straw paper. It was like he had stung a hornet's nest. Suddenly, Father Wu over there picked up the rolling pin and was about to kill the little bastard.
Wu Chi may have wiped his butt and still disliked the hardness of the straw paper, but for people in this era, paper is definitely a precious thing, and one piece costs several big bucks. Wu Chi used two or three of them last time, which made Father Wu feel distressed. These pieces of paper were obtained by Father Wu through frugality. The purpose was to enable Wu Chi to read and write so that he would not be as illiterate as his father Wu. He also wanted his son to have a future.
But Wu Chi used it as toilet paper. Father Wu¡¯s anger will not go away unless he kills this little bastard.
In fact, Wu Chi didn't want to. He really couldn't bear to use leaves directly after going to the toilet, or the so-called toilet bamboo, which is a piece of bamboo inserted into the mouth of the chrysanthemum. Not to mention cross-use and unhygienic, just say that this thing is used in many ways. Well, maybe if sex doesn¡¯t work out, I¡¯ll really end up in an anus. Wu Chidu suspected that the first glass in history was made in this way.
Yes, after saying so much, you can understand that our classmate Wu Chi is not from this world. Wu Chi, who was tortured by the fast pace of reality, pointed at the sky and cursed in a thunderous and lightning weather. God, you can kill me if you dare.
Sure enough, Wu Chi was slapped on the head by a mobile phone that dropped from the 27th floor of the building. When our Wu Chi child wakes up again, it will be the current era.
" Xiaoqiaoliushui Family, yes, yes, is missing a skinny horse. As for the skinny horse in Wu Chi, it is naturally not the skinny horse described by Mr. Ma Zhiyuan, but the Yangzhou skinny horse. It would be great to have a girl upstairs doing something suitable for all ages on this green hillside.
After wandering on the hillside for a long time, admiring the sun and eating the dry food that had been prepared long ago, at sunset, it was time to rest. Wu Chi then patted his butt and stood up, facing into the distance. walked past the village.
Back home, there was no movement at all. Wu Chi took off his shoes and socks, stood on tiptoes, and reached under the concierge. There was a small gap here, and he could see the scene inside the house.
"Ha, ho, ha, ho!" The louder and louder snoring in the room would not offend Wu Chi, but instead he would breathe a sigh of relief, because the snoring means that his?Cheap Daddy fell asleep.
"Hehe!" Wu Chi smiled proudly and escaped for another day. As for whether the cheap daddy will kill himself tomorrow, let's talk about it tomorrow.
Wu Chi opened the door and was about to walk towards his bed, but he didn't see the black shadow behind him getting closer and closer.
¡°Oh, you still dare to come back!!¡±
"Ghost!" Wu Chi's horrified voice rippled through the room.
"Crack!"
¡¡
Father Wu had a dark face, so gloomy that he could shed tears. Because there was a red slap mark on his face, it was naturally not caused by him. He was sick, so he slapped himself, and the other person next to him was the culprit.
"Dad, Dad, I really didn't mean it! Dad, listen to me!" Wu Chi said to his father with a shy face. "You can't blame me for this. Who asked you to scare me? You don't know that scaring people can scare them to death!" Wu Chi was emphasizing the reason to himself, because the sudden attack of Father Wu just now, coupled with the blindness of the light, Wu Chi subconsciously slapped him in the face, and he became what he is now.
"You still want to do it on purpose, right?" Father Wu said and touched the rolling pin over there.
"Dad, we gentlemen talk but don't do anything!" Wu Chi panicked, looking over there, Father Wu had already got the rolling pin and the eleven cars started running.
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm your father!" Father Wu grinned, revealing his big yellow teeth.
Wu Chi is also smart enough to know that it is impossible for him to reason with the cheap daddy. So I jumped up immediately. A good man does not suffer immediate losses. Thirty-six strategies are the best.
If you can¡¯t offend me, you can¡¯t afford to hide! How could his father, with his short legs, outrun me, the sprint champion of Xinxin Kindergarten?
Wu Chi confidently started the No. 11 car, and when he ran to the door of the room, he was completely dumbfounded.
There is a rusty copper lock hanging on the door.
Wu Chi was distraught and turned to look at his cheap father, "Dad, are you cheating on your son?"
"Little bastard, I want to see where you can run today and give me your life!" Father Wu smiled slyly and locked the door for Wu Chi even before he entered the room. .
"Help, I'm dying. The father is beating his son!" Wu Chi's cry was destined to be ignored by no one. The father was not beating his son with snot in his mouth and putting candy in his mouth - that's what happened.
Father Wu ¡°Go to work in the fields tomorrow!¡±
Wu Chi ¡°Don¡¯t go!¡±
Father Wu: ¡°You really don¡¯t want to go?¡±
Wu Chi: ¡°If you really don¡¯t want to go, you won¡¯t go even if you kill me!¡±
"Pa!" He slapped him in the face.
Father Wu, ¡°Are you going or not?¡±
Wu Chi: "Go, if you don't kill me, go!"
Father Wu: "You will be the one to cook this month's meal!"
Wu Chi ¡°If you don¡¯t do it, the gentleman will stay away from the blister group!¡±
Father Wu: ¡°Who said that!¡±
Wu Chi ¡°Sage Kong said that!¡±
Father Wu "I am dad,"
"Bang!" Another slap.
"Do you want to do it or not?"
Wu Chi: "Do it, Dad, you are my biological father, why don't you think I'll pay for all your meals this month!"
Father Wu: ¡°Who will wash the clothes this month?¡±
Wu Chi: ¡°Dad, don¡¯t bully others too much.¡±
"That's right!" Father Wu took advantage of the situation and slapped him again.
Wu Chi was about to cry, "I'll wash it!"
Father Wu ¡°There is no firewood at home!¡±
"Wu Chi is about to turn into a pig's head. If he is beaten again, his handsome face will be ruined. "Dad. Dad, I'm going. I'm going!" He quickly begged for mercy.
"Crack!"
Are you going to fight?
"Haha, sorry for the mistake!" Father Wu chuckled, making thousands of grass and mud horses gallop up in Wu Chi's heart.
But then Wu Chi was no longer in the mood to listen to Father Wu¡¯s stick education.
"Ding ding ding dong!" "Logia?" Wu Chi knows this voice very well, because he has been using Logia since he secretly bought a copycat phone in high school and later became a job and made money.
"Mobile phone, where is the phone? Where is it?" Wu Chi subconsciously reached for his pocket, but Wu Chi sadly discovered that he had no pockets. This clothes, no, it should be said that the whole body is not his own. original body.
Just when Wu Chi was frustrated, something like a screen suddenly appeared on his face.
 "Huh?" Wu Chi's eyes widened, because wasn't the screen that appeared in front of him the screen of his Lokia copycat machine? Wu Chi shook his head, and the screen in front of him shook with him.
"Damn it, Yaoshou!" Wu Chi exclaimed, this damn cell phone has been invaded. But Wu Chi calmed down immediately. He was able to time travel as soon as he woke up. There was nothing impossible about the mobile phone entering his body.
Wu Chi looked at the screen of his mobile phone and it said "192 years!" It was indeed that time now.
Wu Chi looked at the phone screen in front of him, is this the legendary golden finger? Before Wu Chi had time to explore, his vision suddenly went dark and he fainted!
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, look at my son quickly! Is he sick?" Father Wu entered the city early the next morning and asked Chen, the doctor in charge of the Ci Ren Hall in the city. The doctor was invited to treat his son.
"Oh my god, you're a pig monster!" Dr. Chen had never seen anyone before, but he was still startled when he saw Wu Chi.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, that's my son, my son, not a pig demon!" Father Wu smiled awkwardly. He made a heavy move last night. One was because the little bastard was angry with him, and the other was to avenge his death. The little bastard wanted to be punished by a slap in the face, so he struck a little harder and was already beaten into a pig's head.
"Is there anyone like you who is a father?" Doctor Chen carefully identified the person, and then he realized that this was indeed the same person. Seeing that this man's face was as swollen as a pig's head, Dr. Chen couldn't help but blame Father Wu.
"Haha, isn't it true that a filial son is born under a stick!" Father Wu laughed.
"Hey!" Doctor Chen didn't say anything. After all, this is a family matter. He can't control it. He only cares about people giving him money to treat his illness.
After careful consultation, Dr. Chen did a thorough treatment and prescribed several herbs to remove blood stasis and relieve swelling.
"Dr. Chen, why hasn't my son woke up yet?" Father Wu was really anxious, because he only had such a son, and he was willing to beat him on weekdays, but he still had to treat his son like a baby.
"This little old man doesn't have deep medical skills, so he can't solve this mystery!" Doctor Chen also shook his head. I originally thought that Wu Chi was just knocked unconscious, but I didn't expect that he still didn't wake up now.
Just as Dr. Chen finished speaking, Wu Chi suddenly sat up. He opened his eyes and looked at Father Wu beside him, "Dad, what are you doing!?"
"Son, son, you're awake, Doctor Chen, my son is awake! Come and take a look!" Doctor Chen was also very surprised, because the boy's breathing was very stable, as if he had fallen into a deep sleep, but now he I woke up all of a sudden. Doctor Chen put his hand on Wu Chi's wrist. The pulse is steady, and the yin and yang of the internal organs are coordinated. There's nothing wrong with it. If there's really an area that has been patched up, it's that pig-headed face. The swelling hasn't completely subsided yet.
"Since Mr. Ling woke up, there won't be much of a problem. You just need to take the medicine according to my prescription and get rid of the redness and swelling on your face!" Dr. Chen was called here early in the morning. There is still something to do.
"Doctor Chen, this is your consultation fee!" As he said this, Father Wu took out fifty large coins and handed it over to Dr. Chen's hand.
Doctor Chen nodded subconsciously and was about to take it. The consultation fee was naturally higher since he was out of the city. Fifty dollars can buy a quarter of a stone's worth of millet grain.
Dr. Chen was about to turn around and leave, but he was grateful because someone held his hand holding the money.
"Huh?" Doctor Chen then turned around and looked over, only to see Father Wu holding on to the fifty big coins and unwilling to let go. The depressed look on his face was like his dead father.
Dr. Chen tried a little harder, but it couldn't turn. He tried a little harder, but still couldn't pull it. "Bring it here, you buckle!" As he said this, Doctor Chen stepped on Father Wu's foot.
"Oh oh oh!" Dr. Chen definitely used a lot of force when he kicked down, causing Father Wu to jump up.
"Huh!" Doctor Chen finally took the fifty big coins in his hand and put them back in the medicine box. "I'm leaving, I won't give it away!"
"Doctor Chen, please go away!" Father Wu cried and saw Dr. Chen off with face.
Wu Chi looked at his father. He knew that he might have fainted and his father was concerned about him, so he called Dr. Chen. "Dad, I'm really not sick!" Wu Chi emphasized.
¡°It¡¯ll be fine if you wake up, it¡¯ll be fine if you wake up!¡± Father Wu said avoiding the important and taking the easy.
¡°Dad, I¡¯m really not sick. If you don¡¯t believe me, come slap me!¡± Wu Chi emphasized to his father that he was not sick. Let his father slap himself again, so that his father should know whether he is still the same fleshy person orThat feeling, the big slap does not increase the price if you increase the amount, it is worth slapping you.
"It's over, it's over. I beat this little bastard stupid. Oh, why is my life so miserable? Dr. Chen, Dr. Chen, don't go, don't go!"
Wu Chi¡¯s mind was filled with black threads as he watched his father chase Dr. Chen and leave.
??Goldfinger! Wu Chi laughed obscenely, and his mouth was drooling.
The startup interface of Lukia is flashing on the screen in front of you. Wu Chi was not idle when he fainted. The Taobao function on the mobile phone claims that as long as you have money, you can buy anything.
Wu Chi drooled at the corner of his mouth. In this era of war, what are the most valuable things? Weapons, armor, and food and grass. These are the most valuable things.
Meitu Xiuxiu function claims to be able to help you correct all defects, including scars on your face, missing arms and legs, he can fix them.
There is also the button space and the weather forecast. Haha, Wu Chi laughed stupidly and drooled all over the floor.
"Doctor Chen, look, look! My son!" Father Wu pulled Dr. Chen and ran in again, pointed at Wu Chi and shouted to Dr. Chen.
"This, this!" Doctor Chen was also very helpless. This boy from the Wu family had nothing wrong with his body, so why did he act like a fool. After thinking for a long time, for the sake of Dr. Chen's reputation, Dr. Chen came up with a plan.
"Hey!" Dr. Chen sighed, "Old Wu, it's not that I'm shallow in knowledge. It's not that I'm not good at studying. It's just this baby of yours." Doctor Chen pointed to his head and said, There is something wrong with the brain, which is what medical science calls brain disability. There is no cure for this brain disability!¡±
"You are the only one who is mentally retarded. Your whole family is mentally retarded!"
¡¡
"It's so insulting to politeness. It's so insulting to politeness. It makes me so angry. It makes me so angry! Wu Yan. You taught your son well!" Dr. Chen ran out angrily. Being insulted by a junior like this, he can't retaliate. This is the advantage of being junior. If a junior disrespects his elders, it is uneducated. But if an elder scolds a junior, it will lower his IQ. No more belly fat.
"Doctor Chen, Dr. Chen, please slow down. Slow down! Doctor Chen, wait for me. Wait for me, that little bastard. I'll go back and deal with him, don't be angry!" Father Wu followed the man over there. Doctor Chen went out together. Before leaving, he yelled at Wu Chi in the room, "You little bastard, just wait for me. I'll take care of you when you come back!"
"You're the only one who's mentally retarded!" Wu Chi doesn't care about education at all. As for education, he calls it shameless, and he still educates him. How much is education worth?
Soon, Father Wu came back cursing, looking at him with a look that made him feel embarrassed in front of Dr. Chen.
Also, the hot face was attached to the cold buttocks, and it was not bad.
"Little bastard! Do you know that you made Dr. Chen so angry that he ran away? Do you know how hard it was for Dr. Chen to go from the city to the outside of the city? You little bastard, you don't know what is good and what is good! Do you want to kill me? You!" As he said this, Father Wu started to use a rolling pin on the side (he got this thing?) to let Wu Chi know why the flowers are so red.
Normally Wu Chi would be in a state of panic, but this time, his heart was clear and he was out of breath. He sat there contentedly, stretched out a hand, and called out three big characters that had existed since the beginning of the world: "Fifty." arts!"
¡°Time after time!¡± Abruptly, Father Wu stopped the rolling pin as it was about to fall on Wu Chi¡¯s head.
At that time, Wu Chi calculated that there was only 0.001 centimeters between him and his father's rolling pin, and they were about to have an earth-shattering intimate encounter. However, in the end, his father stopped him in time.
Fifty cents was engraved in Father Wu's mind like three brands. Father Wu gritted his teeth and endured the pleasure. He took the rolling pin away from him and even squeezed it out with difficulty on his face. What he thought was a smile appeared on his face.
"Good boy, Dad, why would I hit you? It's not too late for Dad to feel sorry for you!" Father Wu smiled and said to Wu Chi over there.
Feeling sorry for me? Hehe, I feel bad that the fifty cash is still almost there. Liu Mang heard it when he was unconscious. Over there, Father Wu gave Dr. Chen fifty cash for his consultation. If Wu Chi is beaten again, then I have to take out fifty coins again.
Of course, Wu Chi couldn't say what was in his heart. If he did, his father would really kill him. "Dad, I heard your name is Wu Yan!" Wu Chi suddenly thought of a funny thing. "Yes!" Father Wu nodded and seemed a little heavy.
"Hey, this is a good name!" Wu Chi laughed slyly.
"Oh?" Father Wu was a little confused, what's so good about this name.
"Wu Yan, isn't that just shameless? You are shameless, I am shameless, and we two are just shameless!" Wu Chi smiled and immediately got up and ran towards the door of the room over there.
"Shameless? Shameless!" Father Wu bit his lip with his teeth and his eyes widened. The rolling pin, a must-have weapon in his hand, once again appeared in his hand. "Little bastard, don't run away if you have the guts. I'll let you You are shameless, I make you shameless!¡±
"Dad Wu, how come you, the second son of your family, have gained a lot of weight in the past few days!" This is a small village under Yanzhou. Folks in the village live very close to each other, and it only takes a few dozen steps to walk from the beginning of the village to the end.
The reason why the person who asked the question asked such a question was because he went to the city and was busy with things before he came back today. He didn¡¯t know about the drama in the village two days ago. He saw Father Wu and Wu Chi After walking out of the house, he asked out of curiosity.
This countryman is no better than the city people. Countryside people have less oil and water, and they have to do menial and heavy work, so it is difficult for them to gain weight.
For country people, the fact that a half-grown boy eats me to death is enough to show the hardship of the people. Having enough to eat is a problem. Don't talk about gaining weight.
So you are the one who says hello to each other in the countryside? You've gained weight again. This is all a blessing.
"Haha!" The other villagers nearby who had been staying in the village heard this upright man's words. He couldn't help but laugh.
Father Wu¡¯s face over there was also extremely embarrassed.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Getting fat? He looked over and saw that Wu Chi's face had indeed grown a lot, but that wasn't fat, that was swollen.
"Ni Cai Pang Lei, Ni Quan is pretending to tease Pang Le!" Wu Chi was muttering over there. If you listen carefully, you will understand, "You are the only one who is fat, and all of you are fat!"
??Wu Chi is not fat at all. He actually ate his father's yellow sesame cakes and became what he is now. One face had been completely swollen by him. It's also very well-proportioned, one on the left and right, and the swelling is the same.
??At first glance, it seems that I have really gained weight.
This upright man is still very confused. Why does he praise the Wu family and his son, but the Wu family and his son don't look good at all.
The person next to him put it on his ear and then he understood. Seeing Wu Chi's expression showing sympathy on the one hand and looking like he's laughing at the other on the other hand, our poor Wu Chi's children's shoes are really trying to make a fool of themselves. The father and son of the Wu family did not put up roof tiles for three days. People in the village are used to it.
The Wu family father and son walked toward the outside of the village over there while cursing.
After walking a long way, Wu Chi calculated that it should have been more than half an hour.
"Dad, where is our farm?" That's right. The reason why Wu Chi went out with his cheap dad this time was because he agreed yesterday to help in the fields.
Originally, Wu Chi was unconscious once, so Father Wu was planning to let Wu Chi rest for a while before going to the fields. However, after a violent beating last night, Father Wu saw that the boy Wu Chi was beaten up and down, which meant that there was nothing wrong with his health. As for the doctor, he was mentally retarded? Just two meals is enough.
¡°Come on, come on, we¡¯ll be there in a little while!¡± Father Wu said to Wu Chiyan.
"Walk a little further!" Wu Chi's mouth twitched. Shouldn't this farmer's field be on the edge of the village? Why run so far? Originally Wu Chi was unwilling to come out. After all, he, Wu Chi, was a top student from a third-rate university. He, Wu Chi, was also a low-level official who had been in the officialdom. What happened was that the village chief was no longer a cadre.
"I miss him, Mr. Wu Chi, and now he has to go to the fields to do menial work. Wu Chi is naturally unwilling to do so. But the elbow is never as big as the fist.
Father Wu¡¯s idea is that if farmers don¡¯t do business with bankers, they will do more harm than good. If you don't want to, Wu Chi, you have to be willing. If you are still unwilling, you can choose one of the rolling pin, the sole of the straw shoe, or that huge slap, and see which one suits your face better.
Since he was unwilling to come and had to walk such a long way, Wu Chi naturally complained deeply.
But when he saw his father¡¯s slowly raised huge slap, Wu Chi could only lower his head. His power was stronger than that of others. Okay, there's still a way to go. Dad said there's still a while left, so let's walk back.
Wu Chita followed Father Wu with a face and continued to move forward.
"What are you urging us to do? We'll be here soon! Let's go for a while!" Father Wu also said a little impatiently.
¡°I can¡¯t bear it when I see Father Wu¡¯s slap that is bigger than Wu Chi¡¯s face!
They walked for two hours. They set off in the morning. It was almost noon. Two hours and four hours. According to the average distance traveled by a person, it is about ten miles and one hour. This is forty miles. Still can't see their fields.
Suddenly Father Wu stopped.
"Dad, have you reached our farm?" Wu Chi had never been so eager to see their farm. He looked at Father Wu over there with surprise on his face.
"No, there are stones in the shoes!"
Wu Chi¡¯s head is full of black lines, he dropped his paws and dropped his burden, I quit. You think you are a government official, you should do it right away, very quickly, in a short while, you can't do this nonsense.
It¡¯s a pity that Wu Chi can only think about it.
"What are you going to do?" Father Wu turned around, the shoehorn in his hand was raised high, and he looked at our Wu Chi children's shoes thoughtfully.
"Haha. Dad, I see you are tired from walking. I am going to give you a shoulder rub!" Wu Chi said with a shy smile.
"Puff, puff, puff!" Father Wu shook his head regretfully. This little bastard has learned to be smart. He originally wanted to relieve his hand addiction with two slaps.
"Let's go, our fields are not far ahead!" Father Wu regretfully put on his shoes, stood up, and patted the soil on his body.
This time, Father Wu did not frame Wu Chi. As expected, there were acres of rice fields in front of him, looking at the bunches of rice on those fields. The growth is gratifying. Although Wu Chi is quite shameless, when he saw these rice grains, he was also overwhelmed and picked them up. These rice grains are the hope of survival for the common people.
This is no longer as simple as rice. In times of war and chaos, a mouthful of rice can save a life.
"Dad, our family has so much land, why do you still work? Why don't you just let people come and work for our family!" Wu Chi found that he had underestimated his cheap father. With so many fields, he still does knitting. It's enough to just hire people to help with harvesting. In this way, you have entered the landlord class, right?
Thinking that he was still a potential landowner and rich man, Wu Chi felt happy. These fields were all rented out to others, and his family only needed to collect rent every year. Wu Chi had already imagined that he would lead a vicious dog and a bunch of thugs to collect the land. Rent the scene.
"Yang Bailao, how can you repay the several hundred wen rent you owe our family! What, no money? It's better to have no money. If you don't have money, use your family's Xi'er to pay off the debt!" Our Wu Shiren is having his spring and autumn dream.
"Dad, I'm not telling you, but look at the crops being planted on these mounds nearby. You can tell at a glance that the salinity is too high. If you plant them, it's not a waste of seeds!" Wu Chi looked like he was giving instructions. expression.
I thought that my lofty ideals would impress my father and make him look at me with admiration, but what I got instead was two peeled melon seeds (that is, a slap on the head from behind).
"Ouch, Dad, why are you hitting someone!"
"I beat you? I also cut you. There are no crops grown in this land, so what are we going to eat?" Father Wu said, rolling his eyes at Wu Chi over there.
"What do you mean?" Wu Chi was stunned for a moment.
"This land belongs to our family!" Father Wu blinked and mouthed, looking at the dense crops over there with greedy eyes. They were all fertile fields. For Father Wu, who has been dealing with the land all his life, it was no less than that. The peerless beauty took off her clothes and stood in front of her.
But it¡¯s a pity that I can only be greedy. ¡°That¡¯s from Xujiazhuang!¡±
"Ahhhh!" Wu Chi was also dumbfounded. The eldest son of the landlord's family had agreed to molest the village girls and bully the weak.
It¡¯s better now. From a wealthy landlord, he has become a poor peasant without anything. Wu Shiren is gone and he has become Wu Bailao.
"Dad, you must have lied to me, right?" Wu Chi rarely showed a longing look towards his cheap dad.
"How many copper coins is it worth to lie to you!" Father Wu looked at Wu Chi with a look of disdain.
"Ahhh!" Our Wu Chi children's shoes finally accepted their fate. This is not a field. Is it just a small mound of wasteland? It is still a place with very serious saline-alkali land. Just add it all up here, how much food can be produced in a year, and is the money for seeds enough?
"Come on, come on! Dad teaches firstYou, weed! "Dad Wu, he is indeed an old farmer with his face facing the loess and his back turned to the sky. You can't see this on ordinary days. When you get out of the field, you suddenly become a different person.
As a lifelong farmer, touching this crop is like touching your own child, and you take care of it. Of course, a little bastard like Wu Chi is not within the scope of Father Wu.
Father Wu got rid of those weeds with three strokes, five strokes, and two strokes.
"How are you doing? Have you met?" Father Wu asked Wu Chi beside him.
¡°It¡¯s just weeding, dad, do you have any technology content?¡± Wu Chi asked with a smacking mouth.
"Technology content?" Father Wu has been getting along with Wu Chi for a long time. He knows that his son has been talking about everything since he became confused until today. What is the technology content? To use Mr. Wu's own explanation, that is, there are certain things.
"This weeding is just the most basic. You little bastard, you haven't learned to crawl yet, and you want to run away! Hurry, weed!" As he said this, Father Wu slapped the back of his head and went up.
"Ouch!" Wu Chi received a blow for no reason and was naturally angry. However, after comparing his body size with his father, he was immediately castrated. Both calves are not as thick as one of my father's arms. If you want to resist, save it.
A saint said it well. Since you can't resist, then go ahead and enjoy it. Maybe you can even fly into the clouds, right?
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????He?bent down, picking up these so-called weeds one by one, let alone do farm work. For Wu Chi, it is really rare.
Growing up in the city, Wu Chi had seen rice fields before, but to be honest, Wu Chi didn¡¯t even know what grew in the fields in winter or summer. Wheat and rice, in his opinion, were just edible things. There is nowhere else to go.
"Yes!" Father Wu was very satisfied with Wu Chi's attitude of bending down to pull out the weeds, and nodded rarely, "You are here. Pull out slowly, I will go to the front to take a look!"
Wu Chi¡¯s family¡¯s farmland is actually quite large. Apart from the fertile fields over there, the rest of the saline-alkali land belongs to their family. Unfortunately, the place where they can plant is at the edge of the saline-alkali land, so Father Wu needs to go around the saline-alkali land. Only a large circle can take care of their fields.
Father Wu had been farming for a long time. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and squinted at the sky with his hands. There were no clouds in the sky and the scorching sun was shining brightly. "When will this end!"
"Dangdang stall!" In the distance, from the direction of Chenliucheng, groups of carriages came slowly, and there were people accompanying them. The carriages were not moving very fast, and they were moving slowly. Rows of people and horses beside them were also coming. Followed by, holding all kinds of things in their hands, the convoy was very spectacular.
The Wu family and his son could not help but stop and watch.
"Dad, who are these people?" Wu Chi, who was a man who couldn't keep quiet, looked at the cars and horses coming and going over there and couldn't help but ask.
"Those? They are the officials of Chenliucheng!"
"What are they doing here?" Wu Chi said, wiping the sweat from his head.
¡°They are here to pray for rain!¡± Father Wu responded.
Wu Chi looked at the cloudless sky. Wu Chi might not have noticed it even if Father Wu didn't say anything, but when Father Wu said this, Wu Chi noticed that the land was really dry and it was summer. , this is supposed to be a rainy season. If there is no water this summer, those rice plants will dry up.
But this was just because their land was drying up. Wu Chi saw that there were still water stains on the hundreds of acres of fertile land over there.
"The master of Xujiazhuang hired water trucks to transport these from the Yellow River!" There is no water in the fields, which may be a big deal for these poor people, but for those village owners But it is much simpler. Just find some people to build some waterwheels and transport them from the Yellow River over there.
But they are so miserable and don¡¯t have the money to build a water tanker.
It is a saline-alkali land, coupled with severe drought. This year's harvest is really worrying.
Originally, those Xujiazhuangs could still hold on, but the severe drought in recent days made Xujiazhuang unable to calm down, or in other words, the officials in Chenliu could not bear it anymore. If this continues, they will not be able to bear the labor cost plus other miscellaneous expenses. Although these fertile fields are like this, you can imagine those barren lands.
I am anxious, but there is no way. As the saying goes, people will seek medical treatment randomly when they are seriously ill. No, they just start thinking of ways. There are carriages over there. Wu Chi and his son see them. A gorgeous girl with all kinds of chicken and bird feathers all over her body.??, those are the so-called priests, who come to pray for rain.
"Priest?" Wu Chi curled his lips, asking for help from others is better than asking for yourself. If it were so easy to ask for help, his priest would have become a god long ago.
"Hey, why are you here! Who asked you to come? I asked you to pull weeds!" Father Wu saw Wu Chi interjecting from the side and asked if he was lazy.
Wu Chi curled his lips, "Your son is a natural expert at growing crops. Isn't he just pulling weeds? He's done!"
Father Wu has ignored those words that he does not understand. What he can understand is that this boy has finished pulling weeds?
"That's more than an acre of land? Have you pulled it all out?" Father Wu asked in disbelief.
"Of course! No, look, dad!" As he said that, our Wu Chi children's shoes took out a pile of weeds from behind and handed it to Father Wu over there as if to show off.
Seeing Wu Chi take out a handful, Father Wu was startled subconsciously. Could it be that his little bastard really has the talent to farm? Only then did Father Wu notice the so-called weeds in Wu Chi's hands. At this glance, his entire face turned dark.
"How about dad? I'm a genius! Don't praise me, I'll be proud!" There was an expression on Wu Chi's face that said you have the guts to praise me, and you have the ability to praise me.
Father Wu lowered his head and pulled a bunch of so-called weeds that Wu Chi handed over. These are weeds, they are clearly rice seedlings in the field.
Wu Chi¡¯s head, which had been held up proudly, was suddenly slapped back on the forehead.
"Dad, what's going on? How do you do it? Dad, even if you are jealous, I can't do it. Dad, let's talk carefully if we have something to say!" Wu Chi's classmate started talking to each other.
"Say it nicely, Niang Xipi, you little bastard, you just need to be punished. If I don't beat you to death today, it will cost you your life!" Father Wu directly picked up the wooden mallet beside him and chased Wu Chi ( Don¡¯t ask me where the wooden mallet came from!)
A handful of rice seedlings, which Wu Chi called weeds, fell on the ground. They were sparse. The originally barren Wu family's fields were really going to suffer from the northwest wind. (To be continued)