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Volume 1 The End of Qingping Chapter 40 Life is like a fart

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    The moon quietly hid in the clouds, half-covering her charming face and lightly covering her lips, secretly smiling at the funny scene on the earth.  A young man in ragged clothes was holding the thigh of a middle-aged coachman with all his strength, shouting with tears in his eyes: "Uncle, what are you going to do? I'm just asking casually, I definitely don't mean to force you to hang yourself!"  ¡± It turns out that when Li Mu saw the coachman walking towards the big tree with a rope, he thought he felt that he couldn¡¯t trust him and was going to hang himself in response to his suspicion!  The uncle driver looked at Li Mu inexplicably and asked blankly: "Young man, why don't you run for your life? Why are you here holding me? I didn't want to hang myself!" "You didn't want to hang yourself?" Li Mu couldn't help but be stunned.  After a while, he wiped his nose and asked: "Then uncle, why didn't you answer my question? What are you going to do with the rope again?" "I'm going to hitch a donkey. You've already run away, so naturally I have to.  I'm going home," the driver said matter-of-factly.  After finishing speaking, seeing Li Mu's mouth wide open and at a loss, he patted his head again and asked with a silly smile: "What did you ask me just now? I was paying attention to the people behind me, so I didn't listen carefully.  What are you talking about? Didn¡¯t you tell me to run for my life quickly?¡± Li Mu was in a dilemma and said hesitantly, ¡°Uncle, actually IOh, I made a mistake again.  If those cavalry catch up, they will force you to tell me the news" Li Mu had to ask this, not because he was afraid that the uncle coachman would betray him, but because he was really worried about the honest uncle coachman and didn't even think about it.  over this problem.  When the time comes to be caught by those cavalry, whether you tell the truth honestly or don't say anything, I'm afraid it won't be easy for you.  "Don't worry, young man. Although I am a rough man, I also know that you must never betray others, otherwise God will punish you." The uncle coachman finally understood, waved his hand, and said firmly.  .  After saying this, the uncle coachman took a few steps forward, brought the stubborn donkey over, and conveniently put the dark rope around the donkey's shoulder blades, and hung the other end on the car.  The movements are skillful and smooth, and it seems that he is ready to go.  Seeing that Li Mu had not fled for his life, the driver's uncle suddenly became anxious. He came over and patted Li Mu on the shoulder and said, "Young man, hurry up and leave. The few people behind will catch up soon. If you don't leave, it will be too late."  Li Mu had no choice but to tell the truth: "Uncle, I'm not afraid that you will reveal my whereabouts, but I'm worried that they won't believe you and will force you to say something. Wouldn't it harm you then? You know  Those sergeants won't reason with you. ""Oh, why haven't I thought about this problem?" The coachman looked stunned and couldn't help but feel a little at a loss. "Then I'll just talk casually and just go ahead.  Nan ran away, don't you think so? They don't know that I knew they were coming." Li Mu was also very anxious, but he had to say carefully: "I'm afraid they won't let you go.  Go south and chase me. If you can't find me after a while, I will definitely know that you lied to them, and they are here to kill me this time. You are alone on the road now, and I don't know if they will.  "Kill and silence." "You can't do that, right?" The driver trembled, apparently frightened.  Li Mu said with a serious face: "It's hard to say this, but I heard from Mr. Xilou that when bad people do bad things, they are worried that others will see them. They also say that only dead people keep secrets, so when encountering possible  Anyone who can leak secrets will" Li Mu became more serious as he spoke, deliberately pretending to be scared.  "Then what should we do? It doesn't matter to me. Anyway, my life was saved thirty years ago, but there is still a mother-in-law and three children at home. What if" The uncle coachman muttered with a sad face.  Mumbling.  Although he looked helpless, for some reason, the driver's face didn't have much fear, but only nervousness and worry.  Li Mu felt a little guilty in his heart. He didn't know why he became an unlucky person. Not only was he unlucky, but everyone who met him was also unlucky.  Could it be that all of this is because of my heartache?  Thinking of this, Li Mu suppressed the urge to take out the sad bi and throw it away, and said in a deep voice: "Uncle, why don't you take the stubborn donkey and leave first." "How can it be done? This won't work" The coachman  The uncle seemed a little reluctant, but he couldn't say anything to refute, "This can't be done, if I leave" Looking at the anxious look on the driver's face?Li Mu suddenly relaxed. He found that although he had been particularly unlucky recently, God seemed to be kind to him. At least he met far more good people than bad people.  For example, the uncle driver in front of me clearly has nothing to do with the matter. He can drive away with confidence. Even if he does encounter a tiger-winged guard asking for directions, he can tell him his direction and maybe get some benefits.  .  Of course, the possibility of being silenced is not impossible, but it is only a possibility. After all, in many cases, little people like Uncle Coachman are not taken seriously.  After all, the Tiger Wing Guards are also imperial guards, and they are fundamentally different from those bandits and bandits.  Thinking of this, Li Mu sighed softly and said: "Uncle, you just said that you felt pity for the stubborn donkey, so you rushed up to fight the hungry wolf and finally snatched the stubborn donkey from the wolf's mouth" The coachman was confused.  He nodded, somewhat confused as to what Li Mu meant.  Li Mu didn't pay attention to the coachman's expression, and continued with a self-deprecating smile: "The story you told made me understand one thing. If a person is in danger, it is useless to just avoid it. If you didn't save Jian in the first place,  Donkey, maybe a few hungry wolves will come over to eat you after they have eaten the little donkey." The uncle driver seemed to understand, and said, "What you said makes sense. I have been here for years.  , I thought so. Those hungry wolves were injured by me because they had no strength. In the end, they probably thought that I was not easy to mess with, so they stopped pestering me" Li Mu clicked.  Nodding, he exhaled and said: "Uncle, you are right, so I think that if I just run away blindly, I can only hope that they can't catch me. But if they catch up with me, wouldn't I?  You don¡¯t even have a chance to resist?¡± ¡°Young man, you don¡¯t want to stay and fight, do you?¡± The coachman¡¯s honest face was full of horror, ¡°This is unacceptable, you little brat, how can you fight?  Better than those those soldiers with wolves and what not, and soldiers as fierce as tigers" Li Mu gritted his teeth and encouraged himself in his heart, but a relaxed smile appeared on his face and said: "Uncle, don't worry  , they don¡¯t know that your ears are good, just like an underfed wolf, so IOkay, so as long as I am braver and more cautious, maybe I can beat away these hungry wolves and let the people behind them  The Wolf King knows that I'm not easy to mess with, so he won't mess with me. " This is Li Mu's true thoughts. If Feng Yi is determined to cause trouble for him, he will definitely not send just three people.  He has dozens of men and horses under him. Even if he runs in all directions, he may not be able to escape.  ¡° If he could kill a few people, or even injure a few people, as long as they returned to Lianshan Town, they would definitely not be able to hide it from Guo Qi¡¯s eyes.  As long as Guo Qi intervenes, Feng Yi, no matter how courageous he is, will probably be able to withdraw his troops and get over it.  "This this is different. You are just a little kid, how can you beat me" The uncle coachman shook his head like a rattle, insisting that Li Mu's stay was a stupid move.  Li Mu clenched his fist, then leaned over to pick up the waist knife that he had thrown on the ground because of his anxiety, and said in a deep voice: "Uncle, I can't help it. I suddenly realized that Feng Junhou must have sent more than one  When the troops come out, I may not be able to escape even if I run around, so I might as well fight here and forget it.¡± After two consecutive days of dangerous experiences, Li Mu quickly transformed from a little kid in a mountain village to a person in the world.  fierce and desperate.  The more he spoke, the more fierce he became, and he said in a deep voice: "Even if he dies, he is still a brave man, and he still needs to be supported by a few people." The uncle driver was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand what Li Mu meant, with a look on his face.  He couldn't help but look nervous and worried. After a moment of silence, he sighed heavily and said, "Thisis there no other way?" "Uncle, you better leave quickly. I will definitely find a way.  ." Li Mu deliberately smiled happily, not wanting to worry this honest and kind-hearted uncle.  Seeing the hesitation and worry on the coachman's face, Li Mu thought for a while and said, "How about you tell me your name and where you live, uncle, and when I get to a safe place, I will come back to see you and the stubborn donkey." "How about you really do that?"  Can you think of a way?" The driver looked disbelieving.  "Really, don't worry, I have already thought of a way." Li Mu said with a relaxed look.  The driver's mouth moved, but in the end he didn't ask what Li Mu had thought of. Maybe he knew that even if he stayed, he wouldn't be able to help.  In the end, the uncle coachman patted the stubborn donkey on the back with some sadness, glanced at Li Mu again, and picked up the shiny black donkey from the car.He threw the gourd to Li Mu and said nonchalantly: "My surname is Dongyang. I live in Changsheng Village at the foot of Xiujin Mountain. My parents didn't give me a name. I am the fifth eldest child in the family, so you can call me  Uncle Lao Wu is done. I¡¯ll give this gourd to you so that you can keep it in mind.¡± After saying this, Dong Yang Lao Wu took up the reins of the donkey and slowly started driving amid the sound of the wheels.  He walked south along the road, muttering something as he walked.  After taking a few steps, he turned back and shouted to Li Mu: "Young man, is that a knife you are carrying on your shoulder? You'd better dig some small holes around, not too deep, big enough for a stubborn donkey to dig.  Just step on it with your hooves and cover it with some leaves or something." After shouting, he seemed to be afraid that Li Mu wouldn't believe it, so he added: "When I was a kid at Qiyunguan, I saw General Guo deal with those grassland barbarians like this.  "For the cavalry." "Your uncle, is this okay?" Li Mu couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and he immediately understood the danger of these small pits, muttering to himself.  While thinking about it, Li Mu shouted: "Now that I know Uncle Fifth, I will dig a hole right away. As long as I, Niu Wen, escape with my life, I will definitely go to Changsheng Village to visit you."  It¡¯s okay, as long as you can remember me, the fifth uncle. After so many years since I escaped with my life, I have figured it out.¡± The fifth uncle waved his hand at Li Mu, turned around and walked forward again.  .  As he walked, he said nonchalantly: "Actually, I think that living is like a stubborn donkey's fart. When there is a sound and a smell, you are alive. When the sound stops and the smell dissipates,  The person was buried. " Li Mu was dumbfounded. He had never heard someone explain such a profound truth in such vulgar words. This was simply After thinking for a long time, Li Mu couldn't think of any words.  to describe this sentence.  On the other hand, Old Fifth Uncle's last words came faintly along the evening breeze: "How many people can remember this voice and this smell? So I'm not greedy. As long as someone remembers it, that's all."  I'm satisfied." The sound, accompanied by the sneezing of the stubborn donkey, the grunting of the wheels, and the somewhat lonely back of the fifth uncle, gradually faded away, and finally disappeared under the white moonlight.  In the distance to the north, the sound of horse hooves could be heard inaudibly, rapid and light.
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