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    In just a few paragraphs, the image of the goddess in Qian Niu's heart has been completely destroyed, and this destruction is still continuing.  The old man who had just got a seat didn¡¯t have time to be happy when Song Mingxi, who couldn¡¯t bear it any longer, spit on his face.  What was even more unexpected was that after Song Mingxi finished vomiting, he said "Dear" to Petunia, then fell to the ground and fell asleep.  Now it was bad, the old man said angrily: "She called you dear!" Qian Niu quickly smiled around to avoid suspicion: "I'm not." "How could you do this!" "I really am not"  The old man didn't give him a chance to tell the difference, and roared: "You must be responsible!" So the petunia became miserable.  Not only did he have to help the old man clean up, he was also asked to take away the sleeping Song Mingxi.  In desperation, he had to take Song Mingxi to a small hotel. What was even more tragic was that he smelled of alcohol and his clothes were stained, so he had to take a shower.  At this time, she was searched by the police, and it was conceivable that she was brought into the police station for soliciting prostitution.  After he was given a clear explanation and allowed to go home, his mother beat him severely because he didn't go to his aunt's house.  When I saw the movie, there was almost a burst of laughter in the hall.  ¡°Many people shook their heads and laughed at the same time. The plot of the movie was very vulgar, but it still made people laugh.  It is now 2001. It has not been baptized by many comedies later, and the audience's laughter point is very low.  If it can make people laugh, the movie is half successful. Wan Xiaohu leaned back in his chair comfortably.  At this time, the misfortune of the morning glory in the movie could not be escaped.  Song Mingxi called him the next day and asked him to explain why he was naked with her that day.  Met.  Song Mingxi said he wanted to go to the cafe for a drink, and she treated him as a treat.  The morning glory just wanted mango juice.  I wanted strawberry juice and finally decided on a Coke.  As a result, Song Mingxi interrupted rudely: "You are looking for death, I want coffee, two cups of coffee, you pay for it!" Qian Niu was shocked, and once again understood Song Mingxi's domineering attitude.  Then, sit down at the table.  Song Mingxi asked angrily: "Tell me honestly, what happened last night." Faced with Song Mingxi's huge aura, Qian Niu couldn't speak clearly: "Uh that night uh, you were drunk"  "Stop stammering and speak clearly!" Song Mingxi yelled loudly.  Qian Niu explained like a wronged little daughter-in-law, but she was muttering in her heart: "This girl may be a poisonous snake, pretending to be drunk and vomiting. Then she will take advantage of a confused boy like me!" "To deal with such a girl, you must let someone  She knows who is the boss!" "Of course, this is just a thought, Qian Niu doesn't have the courage at all, and he keeps saying it.  She became jealous in her heart: "When she is not drunk, she is the ideal girl in my mind." When Song Mingxi figured out everything and lost interest in drinking coffee, he took Petunia to drink again.  At this time, two uncles at the next table were flirting with the little sister.  I also want to take my little sister to drink.  Song Mingxi broke out!  He cursed several people in front of them, disrupting their proud plan.  He scolded them all and ran away.  Song Mingxi, who was still angry, drank heavily again, and ended up getting gloriously drunk again.  They were sent to a small hotel again, and Qianniu took care of Song Mingxi again. There seemed to be something different between the two of them.  The plot is funny with a bit of romance and moves forward slowly.  When it¡¯s time to laugh, the hall is full of laughter; when it¡¯s a little sad, the audience is in awe.  One day, Qian Niu was in class.  But he found Song Mingxi walking into the classroom and sitting next to him.  Song Mingxi asked the professor in class if he could let everyone take a break, and the professor agreed.  Then Song Mingxi asked Qianniu to skip class and go out with him to play, but Qianniu didn't agree.  So Song Mingxi walked out of the classroom. After a while, the professor came in and told Qian Niu that he could leave.  It turned out that Song Mingxi told the professor that she was going to have an abortion, and the child was the one who had the abortion.  After coming out of the classroom, they came to the amusement park.  After playing in the amusement park, Qian Niu and Song Mingxi came to sit on a piece of grass.  Song Mingxi handed Qian Niu a piece of draft paper with cartoon patterns on it.  "Her dream was to be a screenwriter, so she kept writing, which she called outlines. To get me into the zone, he took me to the park to read those outlines Reading those outlines was very stressful If I  If you ignore something, I will be dead." As soon as Qian Niu's inner monologue ended, Song Mingxi shouted: "You are looking for death, keep reading." "Oh, Qian Niu didn't dare to resist. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A man smoking a cigarette walked to the side to make a phone call, and casually threw the cigarette butt to the ground. Song Mingxi went berserk again and ran overScold the other person and force the other person to pick up the cigarette butts.  Even more barbaric is to ask the other person not to wear the same color clothes as she wears.  Qian Niu was already used to this and read the synopsis: "This heroine is very strong, similar to the 'Terminator'. The time is 2137 AD. A group of bad guys kidnapped her 'qingren' and came to the present. I  I don¡¯t know why she kidnapped him, but in order to save her ¡°qingren¡±, she also returned to the present through the time machine¡± During the monologue, the scene changed, and Song Mingxi¡¯s outline was presented in the form of a movie.  In a certain factory shed, a gun battle ended with the heroine rescuing the hero and then killing a supporting actor together.  This extra was none other than Chen Chong, who was originally filming the film. His body was trembling without any acting skills, and then he slowly fell to the ground. It took a long time, and he was still struggling and twitching from time to time to steal the scene.  ¡°It should end with a kiss in the end.¡± Qian Niu said to Song Mingxi on the way back.  But Song Mingxi shook his head: "This is not a romance movie, this is an action movie." As the two people came into contact and got to know each other better and better, Qian Niu often suffered violence from Song Mingxi, but he could also feel that Song Mingxi was pretending to be happy, but in fact  I was very sad because I broke up with my boyfriend.  Qian Niu wanted to enlighten her, but unfortunately, Song Mingxi just wanted to. Song Mingxi said seriously: "It looks very deep." "This woman is so tough!" "The movie was very interesting." "Wan Xiaohu did it again this time.  It¡¯s going to be successful.¡± The people watching the premiere here are not just idle and bored audiences.  There are also many people in the industry who have noticed a movie.  Not only to watch the fun, but also to watch the door.  From the audience's reaction and the progress of the plot, we can determine whether the movie is successful or not.  Of course, there are also voices of criticism.  "The plot is very vulgar. Doesn't it lower the level of Chinese movies when filming like this?" "Young people are young people, and it is difficult to be elegant." But it was mixed with laughter and seemed a little weak.  Wan Xiaohu couldn't hear it at all, but he was still looking at the big screen in a good mood.  Then, he opened his mouth and laughed silently.  Because in the movie, it¡¯s time for him to appear again.  The morning glory was fished out of the water by Song Mingxi. He was completely afraid of the female devil and decided to escape from her clutches.  While having dinner with three classmates, Wan Xiaohu, Ning Hao, and Cheng Er, the classmates asked about Qian Niu's girlfriend.  The morning glory vomited bitter water.  Then he took advantage of the drunkenness to chase a girl of the type he liked.  When they caught up, they discovered that it was Song Mingxi, who was so frightened that Qian Niu turned around and ran away.  To be honest, this section is actually quite artificial. Wan Xiaohu originally planned to edit it out, but.  In the end, he stayed in order to deepen the explanation that Qian Niu liked a girl like Song Mingxi.  But I never expected that the audience¡¯s laughter was too low, and the hall burst into laughter again.  The movie continues and Petunia escapes.  But he got drunk and depressed, and decided to take revenge on Song Mingxi.  Imagine yourself standing outside the station.  Song Mingxi carried him to the hotel The reality was often the opposite of what he thought. He fell asleep on the subway, had his wallet stolen, and even passed the station.  Tragically, I got off the bus and was penniless. I could only ask for a glass of water from the station and sleep on a deck chair outside.  Passers-by mistook him for a tramp and tossed a coin into the cup.  With this coin, Qian Niu immediately called Song Mingxi and asked her to pick him up within thirty minutes.  When Song Mingxi came over, he didn't pick him up outside, but went into the police station because Qian Niu was imprisoned as a homeless man and was molested by a group of petty thieves. The tragedy couldn't be more tragic.  What¡¯s even more tragic is that when Petunia walked out of the iron cage, she was greeted by Song Mingxi¡¯s punches and kicks.  If the plot continues like this, it will be no different from a vulgar comedy. It is nothing more than a story about a violent woman and a defiant man.  Song Mingxi celebrated her birthday and asked Qian Niu to celebrate her. If the celebration was not done well, he would be dead.  Qian Niu had no choice but to take her to the amusement park to light up the carousel lights and create a romance.  But he unexpectedly met a kidnapper. The kidnapper's girlfriend ran away with him, and he couldn't think about it!  In the end, it was Song Mingxi who stepped forward and saved Qian Niu.  Qian Niu felt that she had fallen in love with this wild and special woman.  What follows is another cheesy, hilarious, romantic fun time.  Qian Niu was hit by a ball when playing ball, was knocked out by Song Mingxi in a sword fight, and was defeated by Song Mingxi in everything he did.  At the same time, he also had to endure the weird script outlines written by Song Mingxi from time to time.  Basically, they are spoofs of famous movies. For example, there is a martial arts plot that is a spoof of "Ashes of Time".  ??Then she was slapped in the face on the subway and wore high heels on campus, both of which made the audience laugh.  It¡¯s raining, morning glory sends Song and Ming Dynasty away?Go home and meet Song Mingxi¡¯s parents.  They didn¡¯t like Petunia and looked down upon this poor boy, so they gave Song Mingxi a lesson.  Since then, Qianniu hasn¡¯t received a call from Song Mingxi for a long time.  Knowing that Mo Yitian received a call again, Song Mingxi¡¯s voice still sounded so happy, as if nothing had happened.  "It's almost the 100-day anniversary of our acquaintance." "Ah, it's almost 100 days?" "When do you think a girl is most beautiful?" "When she takes off her clothes." Morning Glory answered casually.  The male audience members in the hall smiled knowingly, while the women also smiled shyly.  After spending the romantic and crazy first hundred days with Song Mingxi, after sending her back, she met her parents again. The parents clearly told Qian Niu not to associate with their daughter anymore.  So, we broke up like this.  There seemed to be a hint of sad silence in the hall that was still full of laughter.  Until one day, Qian Niu was introduced to another girl and started to meet and date for the first time. The girl was none other than Zhou Xun.  After they happily drank a dozen beers, they both went to the bathroom.  Then, Qian Niu tragically discovered that Zhou Xun also peeed standing up, so he cried in the toilet!  Song Mingxi was also dating and asked Qian Niu to come over and introduce him to Qian Niu.  This man also made a guest appearance, Huang Haibo made a guest appearance. After Song Mingxi went to the bathroom, Qian Niu had already left.  Huang Haibo said that Qian Niu told him that he should abide by ten principles when getting along with her.  First, don¡¯t try to make her gentle "I-believe" sounded immediately
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