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    Text] Chapter 706: False but real - (This chapter will be replaced as usual, let¡¯s read it tomorrow morning) 1. I drank water from KFC again today!  !  Eating pizza from Pizza Hut again today!  !  The KFC in place A is not as delicious as the one in place B!  !  KFC in location B is not as cheap as location C!  !  I often wear a zoo to go to department stores, and I always just look at what I want to buy. I also post a status saying "I'm shopping at Xintiandi again." After 20 minutes, there's a picture of my whole body wearing a zoo, facing the mirror in the mall.  Selfie!  !  !  Do you know that the old people behind you always look at you with contempt?  It¡¯s normal to take selfies. I guess most people have taken selfies, but why do you have to take selfies in public?  The album name must be "dior" or "boss", or is it a non-mainstream font?  !  !  !  !  You are covered in dirt from head to toe!  !  I have a j8 relationship with dior!  !  !  Obviously I am using Nokia, but I have to update my status every day and talk about my IP. The most photographed items in one photo album are all kinds of food, 90% of which are KFC, Pizza Hut and the like, with occasional selfies and cosmetics in shopping malls.  mock up.  I dare you to take a photo before eating anything!  Does your mobile phone with single-digit pixels have a virus detection function or a virus detection function?  !  Only by taking a photo before eating can you know whether there is any poison in the food, right?  The most disgusting!  Sometimes I even forget to take a photo when I¡¯m halfway through eating, so I just take a photo of the bowl of leftovers!  Is it even posted online?  !  !  A set of clothes lasts a year.  From clothes to wife to slippers, it¡¯s always the same outfit!  !  !  No matter where he appears, he is always the same!  !  Do you never change your clothes?  You will be passed down from generation to generation!  !  !  !  When you travel, just travel, no one cares what kind of transportation is so boring.  Why do you have to say so elegantly about taking the train, saying, "I don't care about the destination, I just want to experience the scenery along the way."  Get lost!  If you were so elegant, why did you end up posting photos of selfies at scenic spots? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Even if we go to the countryside and go for a walk, we call it ¡°vacation¡±. There is a reply below saying that it¡¯s so hot outside, why should we go out?  The reply was, "We poor people can only go out on vacation to escape the heat, while rich people use air conditioning at home."  I want to say do you know that the mayor of the "resort town" that you are so proud of just came to my house!  Are the air conditioners blowing on now?  s!  If you are wearing a fake brand name, you can just wear it, so why go to the lower limit of the online show and say it is genuine?  A piece of clothing that costs no more than 50 yuan when purchased online must be said to be genuine from a specialty store.  It was a trip many years ago, and I am still posting photos from that time, for fear that his "beautiful photos" will not be included in other people's news!  I went to an ordinary school and learned a small language, and I was in a state of speaking a small language every day!  !  Even when I go out to have a meal in life, I am full of small languages ????and small languages ????!  !  Ever since I went to college and went to another city, when I came back it was "our place". Damn it, you can't figure out where you are from, right?  When "angel bodies" became popular two years ago, I would share "I was an angel with broken wings in my previous life" every day. In the past two years, I have seen that 5 cents and 5m-o have become trends on the Internet, so I will share a post about 5m-o today. Tomorrow  Sharing another 5-cent post, which happens to be a refutation of the previous post.  Just share it, and he actually came out and said that he has an international perspective.  What the hell!  There are hundreds of friends in the school, but in fact, there are only one or two hundred people that I really know. The rest are all fakers, including some fake photo users.  The addresses of the kind of friends who make broken shoes are all over the world. They are very familiar with the tops in school every day. The latest news every day is their dialogue: "Hey, I must go to x city to find you!" "Hey, baby, don't you dare to be more beautiful?"  ".  Just say it clearly if you want 419!  2. I really don¡¯t know if I am rich or bloated!  !  !  !  !  Buy a car and improve its condition!  !  !  With others, your BMW and my Audi, s!  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  I bought a cosmetic sample and even took a photo!  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  It¡¯s so silly!  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  Still brushing!  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  Now let me sort it out, first is the status s This person works in a bank!  !  !  !  He was at the bank xx: One million U.S. dollars in cash was in front of me. I was shocked I got my first business deposit today, not much, two million, RMB. Okay, I admit it was from my dad.  After making a phone call just now, my father said something to me, which forced me to make new life plans: The call I just answered is at least equal to five years of your salary I decided to take the last  ?If you spend 2 years of lucky money to buy an iPad for work, it will feel like a job.  My father said that the old car at home will be driven first, and I will buy you a new car within three years That's fine, one wish has come true again!  The bank is rich, and each employee¡¯s suit costs 2,000 yuan I suddenly remembered that during the National Day in Beijing, I ate a lot of blood bird¡¯s nests, sea cucumbers, salmon, and foie gras at Golden Leopard I miss you tonight xx  "Annual Large Enterprise Awards Night", it's a pity that I can't accompany my dad to receive the award!  Damn Ferrero, it sucked you dry!  They grabbed my resume and won the second prize in the province. Just work hard. As a person in the entertainment industry, how can there be no scandals?  !  My car was impounded by a traffic policeman, and I was not wearing a helmet. I called my dad in front of him: The car was impounded by a fool Dad said: I understand, just wait where you are, and he will return the car right away.  You After a while, the idiot's cell phone rang, and then I drove away I woke up in the morning and told everyone a secret: I will go to Expo again tomorrow. A very tragic thing: the razor was left behind  Beijing Beijing ¡ú Xiaoshan.  Land safely.  Wangfujing Bookstore, "1988, I Want to Talk to You" Then I walked into LV and bought two wallets. Fortunately, I swiped my card, otherwise I would have fainted Oh my god, I actually walked into the Embassy District of Beijing  , I am standing in front of the Norwegian Embassy m-n It is the seventh day since I came to Beijing. There are almost all things to do and eat Now I am wandering to Shichahai alone. There was no one there when I came a few days ago. Click here  I had a glass of Chivas Regal and watched the night view I went to the Wangfujing Hotel for a buffet. It is said that there are more than a thousand dishes to order, and I drank Chivas Regal as I wanted In the Temple of Heaven, I took photos for a group of Korean girls, they were so beautiful After that, I used Huichang  I said thank you in non-standard Chinese (Who can guess what the title of this post is, there will be a grand prize for the correct answer, go ahead)
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