At the mouth of Xichuan, Zhuge Liang led his troops to seize the mouth of Xichuan. He wanted to take back the important road, but he did not want to let Zhuge Liang have many tricks and tricks. Sima Yi decided that this was a dead end. Can¡¯t hold on. As the saying goes, if the enemy does not move, I will not move; if the enemy moves, I will not move; if the enemy moves again, I will not move; if the enemy moves frequently, I will not move. "Anyway, I, Sima Yi, am worthy of being the coward. What can you, Zhuge Liang, do to me?" Sima Yi responded to all changes by remaining unchanged, which only made Zhuge Liang's head turn gray with worry. As the saying goes, flies don't bite seamless eggs, but Sima Yi, this bastard, doesn't even have a hole. What can you, Wolong, do to me? By the mouth of Xichuan, Zhuge Liang was riding in a small boat. Under the protection of General Wenpin, he looked at the impregnable Sima Yi Water Village in the distance and couldn't help but feel a deep sense of powerlessness. Gently swaying the feather fan in his hand, after a long time, Zhuge Liang suddenly sighed heavily, slowly stood up from the boat, and said: "It seems that we can only use that move." Behind Zhuge Liang, General Wen Pin cupped his hands and asked, "Does the military advisor have a way to deal with Sima Yi?" Zhuge Liang nodded and said, "There is no other way to deal with this kind of person, but to insult him and force him to fight!" The next day, from the Shu army, An envoy came out of the camp and headed to Yuan Dazhai with the gifts carefully prepared by Zhuge Liang for Sima Yi. When the two armies were fighting, it was common for them to send envoys to communicate. Sima Yi was a veteran on the battlefield, and he thought he was good at showing off, so he personally received the envoys from the Shu army in his commander's tent. After the ceremony, the envoy of the Shu Army got down to the topic and said: "My military advisor has heard of Mr. Sima Yi for a long time, but we have rarely met him. Today, I specially ordered you to bring a gift and a letter. I came to see Mr. Sima Yi. It's just a small gift. Please give me a warm welcome." Sir, don't refuse." Sima Yi raised his eyebrows upon hearing this, Zhuge Liang will give me a gift? That¡¯s right! After waving his hand, Sima Yi said with a smile: "Since it is Mr. Kong Ming's gift, I must keep it safe." The envoy then handed over the gift box and the letter. Sima Yi opened the wooden box on the table and read the contents. He couldn't help but wonder. His expression suddenly changed. But I saw it in the wooden box. What is impressive is a set of women's clothes, which also comes with rouge, gouache and a hairpin. Sima Yi picked up the letter and briefly read the contents. The general meaning of the letter was that as the commander-in-chief of the three armies, you, Sima Yi, only act like a coward and stick to it all day long without fighting. You are like a bitch, so you are not as good as Castrate yourself quickly. Put on women's clothes, apply gouache, add hairpins, and become an old lady! A high-end career like the head coach of the armed forces is not suitable for you. Being a housewife is what you should be doing. After reading this letter, Sima Yi's face couldn't help but twitch, and the anger in his heart almost reached an unbearable level. When Le Jin next to him saw this, he couldn't help but become angry. He stood up suddenly, drew his sword, and said angrily: "Zhuge Villager, how dare you do this? We swear to destroy you! Let me kill you first, and then I will kill Zhuge Villager!" After that, he was about to swing his sword to chop the messenger. , but heard Sima Yi suddenly say calmly: "Stop!" Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at Sima Yi. But seeing that Sima Yi seemed to have regained his composure and put a smile on his face again, he gently closed the gift box and persuaded Le Jin: "When the two armies are fighting, don't kill the envoy. The Lord always teaches you in the day." We can have nothing, but we must have quality." Seeing what Sima Yi said, Le Jin had no choice but to put the sword back into its scabbard, then sit back and sulk. Sima Yi covered the gift box with a smile and said: "I accept this gift from Mr. Kong Ming! It's very hard for the messenger to come from a long distance. When he comes, he will go back later. Come on, I'll treat you to a meal and let's drink." "Point!" When the envoy heard this, his mouth dropped to the ground in surprise. Not only did Sima Yi not kill him, he also accepted the gift and even invited him to dinner? This man must be sick! When he was young, the food and drinks were arranged, and Sima Yi personally accompanied him. During the dinner, Sima Yi asked the envoy about Zhuge Liang's daily life. The envoy told Sima Yi that Zhuge's military advisor worked hard without complaint and had to do all the affairs of the three armies personally. Sometimes he worked until midnight, sleeping very little and not eating much. Sima Yi heard this and sighed: "Zhuge Military Advisor worked so hard, but he had nothing to eat and sleep. It is really hard. How can it be possible if it goes on for a long time? It's like this. It's disrespectful to come and go without going back. Your Mr. Kong Ming has given me a gift, how can I do it? If I don't give you a gift in return, I will send someone a gift to Mr. Zhuge the next day. It's a small gesture on my part." The envoy agreed obediently and left immediately after the banquet. As soon as the envoy left, Le Jin said to Sima Yi: "?Zhuge Liang is too bullying! Isn't this clearly shitting on our heads? Can you tolerate this? Sima Yi shook his head and said: "As a military advisor, Zhuge Liang must be anxious because we have delayed him here. The situation of the Shu army on all battlefields is extremely difficult. He is anxious to go back to help Liu Bei, but he cannot abandon us." , so he came up with this provocative method, trying to force us to fight and win a quick victory, but I just couldn't fall into his trap. I just didn't fight, and I just delayed him, and I would wear him to death! Le Jin said: "Even if you want to grind him to death, can you tolerate such an insult?" " Sima Yi showed a weird smile. "Of course I can't bear it! So, I also have a gift to give back to him! " The next day, from Yuan Jun's military camp, an eloquent envoy brought Sima Yi's "carefully prepared" gifts to the Shu army camp. Yesterday, the envoy came back to report that Sima Yi had seen the gift letter, not only He was not angry, but even invited him to dinner with a smile, which made him very embarrassed. After Zhuge Liang found out, he became even more wary and concerned about Sima Yi. But Zhuge Liang never expected that one day later, Sima Yi. Sima Yi actually sent someone to bring him a gift. Zhuge Liang naturally would not lose to him in terms of magnanimity, so he also sat in a four-wheeled vehicle and personally greeted Yuan Jun's envoy. After meeting Zhuge Liang, he showed off the gift that Sima Yi had given to Zhuge Liang. When he saw the gift, Sima Yi actually sent someone to bring a stretcher. Arriving at the center of the commander's camp, the Yuan Jun envoy began to vividly explain the function of this stretcher to Zhuge Liang: "Yesterday, my Mr. Sima personally asked your army envoy about Mr. Zhuge's physical condition. He knew that he must be respectful and work hard every day. , still lack of sleep and food, and at a young age, he is already in a wheelchair! " Zhuge Liang's expression changed when he heard this, and he subconsciously reached out and touched the "four-wheeled vehicle" under his butt "Sima Yi, that bastard, actually called the four-wheeled vehicle he was riding in a wheelchair" The messenger ignored Zhuge Liang's expression and continued to laugh. : "My Mr. Sima was thinking about it. He is in such poor health and doesn't know how to take good care of it. He doesn't know how long this wheelchair can last. It is estimated that the wheelchair may have to be eliminated in a few years, so I specially designed such a wheelchair. The stretcher was specially sent to me to deliver to Mr. Zhuge! " After saying that, he turned around, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Mr. Sima said that this stretcher was uniquely designed by our skilled craftsmen in Hebei Province. It is not only comfortable in appearance, but also exquisite in workmanship. The fabric is specially made of your Shu brocade. It has been used for a whole time. Five floors! Lying on it is not only silky and supple, but also extremely load-bearing! " After saying that, the messenger walked to the stretcher, pulled the lifting lever, and continued to smile: "Mr. Zhuge, look at how good this stretcher is. It is specially designed for you If it is not long enough, it can be lengthened! " On both sides of the commander's tent, Zhuge Liang's Shu army generals were so angry that they wished they could go up and kill the Yuan Jun envoy who was selling wheelchairs. However, their envoy went to insult Sima Yi yesterday and was not only treated with courtesy, but also had food and drink. Now that the enemy's envoy is here, it's fine if he doesn't entertain him. If he kills him, wouldn't it mean that his side is narrow-minded and not as generous as Sima Yi? So, everyone held back their strength and told themselves not to kill him. The stretcher that was delivered was a bit dumbfounding. Seeing that the wisest man in Yuan's army was much more difficult to deal with than he thought, after sending Yuan's envoy away, Zhuge Liang immediately fell into deep thought. Not only is his endurance skills powerful, but he also has the means to fight back. This is the first time since his debut that he has encountered such a difficult opponent. It seems that ordinary methods will not work for him. If you want to lure him into a fight, It would take more money and a more sophisticated strategy. After pondering for a while, Zhuge Liang's eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "Ask Wenpin to see me!" " When he was young, Wen Ping came to see Zhuge Liang and said, "Military advisor, what are your instructions for summoning the general? Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan in his hand and said calmly: "Tomorrow, immediately prepare the three armies and march eastward. We will not waste time with Sima Yi here anymore and return directly to Jiangling!" When Wenpin heard this, he couldn't help being surprised and said: "Military advisor, this is the main road at Xichuankou!" Sima Yi has strong soldiers and horses, and is supported by famous generals such as Zhang Liao, Li Dian, and Le Jin. If they are ignored, I don't know what this enemy army will do. It will be too late to regret it. I hope the military advisor will think twice. ¡± Zhuge Liang showed up.He raised his hand and said: "Sima Yi insists on not fighting. It is useless to waste him. General Wen, don't be suspicious. Just do as Liang said and prepare your troops and horses to evacuate immediately tomorrow." After Wenpin left, Zhuge Liang immediately raised his head. , took a long breath, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Sima Yi, Sima Yi, you just want to lock up the turtle again. This time, Liang will do the trick to the greatest extent. I don¡¯t believe you can still stay in the camp and not come out! ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The stretcher you gave us, let us have a good competition this time, and distinguish ourselves. "" (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!