(In the new week, please vote for recommendations and add favorites to the new book list on the homepage. If successful, there will be two updates every day, plus one more.) **** "Friend, do you want to find a job or trouble?" Song Chun picked up the teacup. He took a sip of plain water. "Looking for a job." The drunk man patted the pistol on his waist. Song Chun smiled slightly: "If you are looking for a job, give me your fake gun, and I will take you to see our young master. If you find trouble, I will call the police. It is forbidden to carry guns on your body in China, including imitation guns. "The drunken man's eyes suddenly became sober: "The prodigal son of the Tang family is really powerful. He can actually tell that my gun is fake?" "Stop pretending, Comrade Gao Zhenghua." Song Chun said lightly. "Do you know me?" The arrogance the man in glasses pretended collapsed instantly. "Gao Zhenghua, the most failed negotiator of Yanjing Longwei Bureau, has worked for many years, and every negotiation with gangsters has ended in failure. Old Gao, are you finally unemployed?" Gao Zhenghua immediately covered his face, turned around and left. Song Chun made a fist with his right hand and tapped the table twice with his knuckles: Coco! Two bodyguards appeared at the door, blocking Gao Zhenghua's retreat. "What do you want to do?" Gao Zhenghua's eyes were panicked. It can be seen that he is very timid, maybe it is his nature. "Comrade Gao Zhenghua, our young master is recruiting various talents. You, a former Longwei Bureau negotiator who has never been successful, I think, are exactly the professional negotiators our young master is looking for." Song Chunhe said kindly, "Brother, take Gao Longwei to the young master's room." "Yes, Brother Chun!" The two bodyguards didn't want to say anything. They lifted up the thin Gao Zhenghua and took him away effortlessly. Song Chun interviewed many people, and it was rare to find a satisfactory talent. He was afraid that Lan Xiaoke would pass Gao Zhenghua, so he directly asked his brothers to take Gao Zhenghua into the young master's room. ?? Lan Xiaoke¡¯s interview, from social talents to PhD and master¡¯s degree, she has directly killed everyone who met her, as if she had a grudge against all job applicants. Song Chun was worried that the young master's recruitment would be a failure if he did not recruit a real loser. In Tang Xiaoqiang¡¯s room, Gao Zhenghua was thrown in by two bodyguards. Gao Zhenghua got up from the ground in embarrassment: "Hey, hey, hey, we are all brothers, why don't you talk to us if you have something to say? Can't you even give me some face? Be careful, I will accuse you of violent recruitment!" Then he saw Tang Xiaoqiang's The face is comparable to that of a mummy: sunken eye sockets, high cheekbones, skin covered with bones, and a sallow look on his face. Gao Zhenghua was shocked, why did the prodigal son of the Tang family become like this? He wanted to run away, but two strong bodyguards appeared at the door, looking at him condescendingly. "Friend, what are you afraid of?" Tang Xiaoqiang smiled kindly. "I'm timid and usually don't care. But when I negotiate with someone, my blood circulation speeds up, my heart beats faster, and then my tongue gets bigger. Then, nothing happens anymore. I'm in the same situation now. My whole body collapses and my heart beats faster." Hurry up, I want to get out of here¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡± Although he really wanted to get a job, the pride of the former senior dragon guard and the shame of being expelled from the dragon guard made him want to be a Fake identities to get jobs. Moreover, it is not an honorable thing to be a dog-legger for a prodigal! Gao Zhenghua, a former negotiator from the Dragon Guard Bureau, came to look for a job. His mood was very complicated and hesitant. Pretending to be drunk and equipped with a fake gun were the true reflection of his conflicting and complicated mood! "Oh, it's shameful to be timid. I'm timid too; and I'm also afraid of heights." "Are you afraid of heights too?" Gao Zhenghua felt like it was such a coincidence. He is usually a normal person, but when the pressure comes from negotiating with gangsters, he becomes afraid of heights. "Yes!" "Master Tang, the fear of heights is actually not terrible. According to research, 91% of urban people have symptoms of fear of heights, 10% of which are clinical. They dare not take transparent elevators. I don¡¯t dare to stand on the balcony, and I can¡¯t even stand the height of the fourth floor. ¡°How high can you stand?¡± ¡°The fifth floor,¡± Gao Zhenghua said with courage. "I'm on the fourth floor. I feel dizzy as soon as I go up to the fourth floor." Tang Xiaoqiang said with a smile. Talking nonsense is one of the few talents a boy who delivers food has. Gao Zhenghua perked up: "Master Tang, vertigo is related to the lack of visual information. The range of movements that the brain directs the body to make is based on the relative movement of objects in the field of vision. If you look down from a high place, the objects on the ground are too far away and too small. , it cannot be used as a basis for balance information feedback. When a person is at a high place, his eyes cannot find a physical object in a horizontal position for horizontal movement reference, so the human body's balance system collapses.?Feeling dizzy. " "Master. Tang Xiaoqiang said, "Friend, what's your name?" " "Gao Zhenghua. " "Have you submitted your resume? "Tang Xiaoqiang looked at the pile of screened resumes on the table. "¡ª¡ªNo¡ª¡ª" " "Then what kind of work have you done? " "I am a negotiator from Yanjing Longwei Bureau. "The Dragon Guard Bureau is the police station in earth civilization, and the Dragon Guard is the police. Tang Xiaoqiang already knows this. Do as the Romans do. "Oh? Tang Xiaoqiang became interested, "Are you here on business or looking for a job?" Gao Zhenghua looked shy: "Master Tang, I have been on vacation for two years." "Why?" Tang Xiaoqiang was a little surprised. "Since I started working, I have never lost a negotiation with any gangster - but I haven't won either." "Never succeeded once?" "Master Tang, what you said is wrong. There will never be any success in life. The failure was just a temporary suspension of success. The year before last, when I was negotiating with a group of gun-wielding gangsters who robbed a bank, I had a temporary suspension of success. Then the director discussed with me that based on my subjective request, the bureau He decided to give me a long vacation. "After being severely criticized and fired, even the social security benefits were cancelled, and the pension was gone, but he insisted on pretending that he took the initiative to ask for a long vacation. Tang Xiaoqiang was overjoyed: "Expert Gao, you are exactly the top talent I am looking for." "Master Tang really thinks highly of me?" It was Gao Zhenghua's turn to be surprised. He originally planned to leave after being embarrassed! Based on his job hunting experience in the past two years, no boss was willing to hire him after it was revealed that he was Yan Jing's failure. "I am very optimistic about you, Expert Gao. Our prodigal subsidiary will launch many businesses, and you are the negotiator I need most." "Really?" Gao Zhenghua stood up excitedly. The feeling of finding a job turns out to be such a happy feeling. "Of course it's true. The only purpose of our prodigal subsidiary is to take a diversified prodigal route. Therefore, for every business acquisition, merger, and project development, our company has only one goal, which is to fail miserably, that is, to temporarily stop succeeding. , and what I ask of you is that you are only allowed to fail but not succeed. " "You are only allowed to fail but not succeed?" Gao Zhenghua asked with a complicated mood. There is something in the gastric juice that is very unpleasant! Is he really that stupid? Tang Xiaoqiang's bony hand patted Gao Zhenghua's shoulder: "Yes, Expert Gao, you have been officially hired by the Prodigal Company. You are now officially the marketing manager of the Prodigal Company. Come here." "Here, young master!" "Reward Manager Gao, ten thousand!" "Yes, Master!" A bodyguard in the room took out a wad of money from his pocket and slammed it into Gao Zhenghua's trembling hand. Gao Zhenghua, who had been unemployed for two years, drank to drown his sorrows, and was afraid of heights and timid when under pressure, earned a sum of money for the first time: 10,000 in cash. Gao Zhenghua's fingers rubbed the pages of the banknotes. He could feel the texture of the banknotes on his fingertips and smell the fragrance of the banknotes in his nose. The dignity in his heart and the expert dignity that was riddled with holes suddenly collapsed. "Master, I will definitely work hard and help the young master to make a smooth living." "Okay, I appreciate your respectful attitude towards work." "Master!" Gao Zhenghua's eyes were moist. He looked at his nails and saw that there was something in them. There were a lot of dirt, and he hadn't cut his nails for three months. "Young Master respects me, and I respect Young Master. From now on, if you call me Gao Zhenghua, go east, I will never go west. You call me Duck." , I will just pretend to be the letter after the A. "The ridicule from relatives and friends, and the reputation of a senior failed negotiator from the Dragon Guard Bureau are nothing compared to the 10,000 yuan bounty!