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Volume 1: The First Trial Cry Chapter 637: The Destruction of Fairy Tales

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    The background music with a trace of resentment slowly sounded in the desolation, the subtitles began to appear, and then disappeared, and the big screen began to show the real scene, which was a water pool in the desert, with yellow reeds piled left and right, exuding  The breath makes people feel very lonely, as if they are the only one left in the world.  Tan Youcheng's feeling was particularly strong, and tears flowed down involuntarily.  "The past and now are gone and never come again, the red fallen leaves are buried in the dust. The beginning and the end are always the same, you are drifting outside the white clouds in the sky! The sea of ??bitterness stirs up love and hate, and it is difficult to escape fate in the world. " Humming softly  In the song "The Love of Life", Tan Youcheng felt unprecedented sadness and wished he could die right now, which was heartbreaking.  "Is this love?" After singing the song, Tan Youcheng murmured to himself.  A woman appeared on the water. She was rowing a boat, with a string of small golden bells in her hands. After a while, she rowed to the shore, and then she walked up to a peak in the desert with a laugh like silver bells.  .  "So beautiful!" A clear and sweet voice came from the woman's mouth, like the voice of an oriole.  Tan Youcheng had never heard such a beautiful voice before, and he was immediately shocked. His sadness finally eased, as if he was taken away by the woman's beautiful voice.  The woman soon revealed her true face in Lushan, and she turned out to be the "Great Immortal Pansi"!  Tan Youcheng has watched "Westward Journey: Moonlight Box", and he has a deep memory of the woman who appeared at the end and gave the Supreme Treasure three moles, because she was played by "Lin Yuner", she was really beautiful, and she gave the Supreme Treasure three moles.  , and also calls himself the "Great Immortal of Pansi".  The name of "Shuilian Cave" was changed to "Pansi Cave".  "Is the beginning about the origin of the Great Immortal Pansi?" Tan Youcheng pondered lightly, using this to divert his attention so that he would not be so sad.  Pansi Daxian rode a mule to a dilapidated inn, and then saw a skinny middle-aged man lighting a fire with flint, but he could not light the oil lamp because there was only oil in the lamp and no wick.  Pansi Daxian looked at it for a while.  He turned over and got off the mule, smiled, walked over and reminded him: "Old man, you can't light a lamp like this. You only have oil and no wick!" The uncle said: "I know, but the wick is gone.  What can we do?" Seeing this, Tan Youcheng was startled.  He thought to himself: "Since you know that the wick is missing, why do you still light the fire like this?" He couldn't help but become interested and looked forward to watching the next plot.  It must be weird to light a fire like this even though you know there is no wick!  Pansi Daxian replied nonchalantly: "Buy one!" "That makes sense!" The uncle nodded slowly, then turned to look at her and asked: "Girl, may I ask you, if Tathagata Buddha's magic lamp  The wick of the lamp is missing. Where can I buy it?" Pansi Daxian looked cold.  The long sword in his hand pointed at everyone in the dilapidated inn with a "swish", and shouted: "I knew you had a problem. Show up!" Bang!  With a sound like thunder, the uncles and guests in the dilapidated inn transformed one after another into mighty men wearing precious armor and holding weapons!  Immortal Pansi smiled nonchalantly and said: "It turns out to be Erlang Shen and the four heavenly kings of Nantianmen!" The mighty Erlang Shen shouted coldly: "Zixia, you and your sister Fairy Qingxia turned out to be entangled in the Buddha's sun and moon lamp.  Dengwick, you left heaven without permission and told people who could pull out the purple-green sword in your hand. He was your rightful husband!" A heavenly king then said: "You are a god, how can you touch the heart of a heretic?  If you take out the sword, won't we become a laughing stock in the fairy world?" Tan Youcheng's attention was immediately attracted by the plot, and he temporarily forgot about his hurt, thinking: "It turns out that Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings are here to ambush!  Her real name is Zixia. She is the wick in the Tathagata Buddha¡¯s Sun and Moon Lamp!¡± But when Fairy Zixia said the next sentence: ¡°Whether it¡¯s a fairy or a monster, only I and my beloved can pull out the sword.¡±  ! Even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life. If I can't be with the person I like, I won't be happy even if I am the Jade Emperor!" Tan Youcheng was suddenly shocked and his face was miserable!  "If I can't be with the person I like, I won't be happy even if I become the Jade Emperor." This sentence pierced Tan Youcheng's heart and made him feel heartbroken.  "That's nonsense! Since you are so stubborn, I will?I want you to disappear in the immortal world on behalf of heaven!  Erlang Shen shouted angrily. Fairy Zixia said indifferently: "I only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals. If they disappear, they will disappear!"  Erlang Shen shouted "Wantless", and then led the four heavenly kings to besiege Zixia Fairy. After a fierce fight, Erlang Shen and the four heavenly kings were defeated one after another under Zixia Fairy's purple-green sword. Dongfangzhiguo Heavenly King played the pipa and attacked.  Zixia Fairy, Zixia Fairy shook the little golden bell on her hand to respond. Erlang Shen's third eye shot out a green light. Unexpectedly, Zixia Fairy grabbed it with both hands, and the sound wave ejected by the Heavenly King Shiguo was transformed into something tangible by her.  A mirror reflected the green light onto King Chiguo's pipa, which not only defeated Erlangshen's attack, but also defeated King Chiguo's attack. Erlangshen was shocked and wanted to continue attacking immediately.  Shaking the little golden bell on his hand, he launched the sonic attack of Mi Mi's sound. Without the help of King Chiguo's pipa, the four heavenly kings suddenly fell into an illusion and started to show off and dance. "Pfft!"  !  " Tan Youcheng, who was in sorrow, burst out laughing. Looking at the reaction of the audience next to him, everyone spurted out with a "pop", Coca-Cola and saliva flew everywhere, and then they all laughed.  The scene where they burst into laughter happened the next moment. Fairy Zixia had been gone for a while, but Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings were still fussing about it. When they finally woke up, all five of them changed their faces and were so ashamed that they were dying.  Rujian shouted: "Needless to say, if anyone talks about this, I will kill him!  "The four heavenly kings were startled, but turned around and wanted to speak again. Erlang Shen said: "I already said it, no need to say it" The king of Chiguo grabbed Erlang Shen and said: "No, it's your roaring dog over there.  Riding a bitch!  " Erlang Shen said "Ah" and said in a hateful voice: "Even it has moved my heart. I will kill it tonight and give it a tooth-beating sacrifice!"  " The four heavenly kings all said "Okay" and "Okay". King Chiguo even patted Erlang Shen on the shoulder and said with a warm attitude like brothers: "We have thought so for a long time!  " "Poof!  " "Hahaha" "Three views are shattered. Is this fucking Erlang Shen?  " "The roaring dog is riding a female dog over there!  Damn it, it¡¯s really a fortress!  " "I can't bear to look at it, these Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings are all weird!  " " Nonsense movies are here to destroy idols. If anyone appears in a nonsense movie, his or her image will be disillusioned!  " "Master Xing is so destructive!  " Listening to these exclamations, Tan Youcheng burst out laughing. He bent over with laughter and shed tears. He was happy at first, but then he became sad again as he cried. " However, such a scene hurts a lot.  After the excitement and excitement changed, Tan Youcheng also found that he felt much more relaxed, as if a heavy burden had been lifted. The Pansi Cave appeared again. Amidst the thunder and lightning, the "Supreme Treasure" played by Zhou Xingxing appeared out of thin air.  Everyone was relieved. It turned out that the beginning of the film was about the origin of Zixia Fairy. This is where the plot of "The Legend of the Westward Journey" begins.  ¡·, Zhizunbao traveled back 500 years ago, and then met Zixia Fairy leading a mule outside Pansi Cave. Zixia Fairy snatched his moonlight treasure box and carved three moles on the soles of his feet.  Amidst the exciting music, the Supreme Treasure looked at itself in the demon mirror, and in the demon mirror, Sun Wukong's eyes appeared. "Open Sesame!"  Sesame gates!  Fairy Zixia recited a spell and happily occupied the Water Curtain Cave, and changed the Water Curtain Cave into Pansi Cave. The Supreme Treasure lost the Demon Mirror, and wanted to get back the Moonlight Treasure Box and then travel back to find Bai Jingjing. As a result,  He couldn't get into Pansi Cave at all. Zhizunbao stood at the door and shouted: "Open Sesame!"  " Bang! Shimen fell down all of a sudden, pressing him to the ground like a dead dog. " Damn, open sesame?  Is this Alibaba and the Forty Thieves?  "Tan Youcheng heard the fat man next to him complaining. Although he deeply agreed with this sentence, he actually wanted to complain, but he didn't say a word. He only glanced at the other person with the corner of his eye, and then continued to look at  The big screen. Shimen then flew back automatically. Zhizunbao stood up, turned his back to Shimen and said in confusion: "It doesn't make sense, I clearly heard her calling open sesame?  ¡± Buzz~  The sound came, and Zhizunbao looked back, and Shimen pressed down again.  Zhizunbao's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide. Before he could shout, Shimen pressed him to the ground again.  Shimen then flew back again.  This time Zhizunbao learned the lesson and jumped far away and shouted: "Open sesame!" The stone door finally fell and stopped hitting him.  The Supreme Treasure laughed proudly "haha" a few times, and then walked towards the Pansi Cave.  Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but smile, not because of the success of Supreme Treasure, but because of the "haha" laughter. This is Zhou Xingxing's classic laughter, starting from "Play Back to School",  In "Fight Back to School 2" and "Westward Journey: Moonlight Box", Zhou Xingxing always had this sound when he laughed proudly, so many people who like nonsensical comedies have a conditioned reflex, as long as they hear Zhou Xingxing  The sound made them want to laugh.  Whoosh Bang!  "Ah, you're such a shameless person!" Zhizunbao screamed and was once again pinned down by Shimen.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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