"Princess Yuxiang." All the girls stood up and saluted. Yang Xiaosan sat there with the old god in front of him, and said as if greeting an old friend: "Princess, it's better to come sooner than later." The arrival of Princess Yuxiang is undoubtedly The water splashed into the oil pan and the whole street was fried. The little boss looked horrified and immediately put down his work and ran over to pick him up on his knees. Yang Xiaosan is just a general, and it is true that he is aloof, but compared to the deterrent power, he is far less than a princess of a country, because this is the sky in the eyes of mortals. Yang Xiaosan looked a little unhappy and shouted: "I'm telling you, boss, hurry up and prepare something to eat. I'm here to treat my friends to dinner. Don't act like the palace, aren't you?" "The general is right, I came here today just as an invitation, as an audience, not as a princess. "Princess Yuxiang is still so beautiful that it's beyond words, and she doesn't put on any airs to say that she's free of gifts, otherwise it would be really artificial. "Hurry up, Hurry up and get something." Yang Xiaosan waved his hand in an urging manner and said to the female guard in silver armor who had just laid the silk cloth on the chair: "You sit down too, are you standing there as a benchmark?" Lu Qingfeng snorted lightly. , with a cold face. "The general has asked you to sit down, so just sit down." Princess Yuxiang slowly stood down, dignified and calm. "Thank you, Princess." Lu Qingfeng gave a stern look, her armor clanging as she moved. She sat there with a sword and a golden horse. She was completely different from the goddesses who were competing with each other around her. She was quite heroic, and with short hair, she was very cool. "These are all the general's confidants, right?" Princess Yuxiang looked around with a smile and said, "Don't you want to introduce me?" "It's not a confidante. It's his wife." Yang Xiaosan corrected and said: " You know Mu Yunqiu. She is Ouyang Xiaoqi, Ghost Master, Han Ye." When the girls met again, Princess Yuxiang said half-jokingly: "Then this is a family banquet. Wouldn't it be awkward for the general to invite me? Is that appropriate? " "It's time to go out. Even if you're having dinner at home, you can't invite friends over. Besides, I promised to treat you to a late-night snack last time. I thought you forgot. I agreed. You owe me a graceful song." Princess Yuxiang blinked. Yang Xiaosan grinned: "No problem. But this song can't be sung in vain. Firstly, it has no mood, and secondly, it has no atmosphere. Don't you think so?" "Oh? Which general has any good ideas?" Princess Yuxiang couldn't help but think of the last time. Those embarrassing little jokes made me feel a little hopeful for a while. "No." Yang Xiaosan spread his hands and said: "Otherwise, wouldn't you come to listen to the song? Then we will use this as the theme. I will give you a riddle, and whoever answers it correctly can ask what to sing. , how about it?" Ouyang Xiaoqi rolled his eyes: "You don't know the answer?" "Then don't listen until you get it right." Yang Xiaosan smiled. "Okay, okay, you come up with the question!" Princess Yuxiang came in interest. "Okay. Let me do a simple one first." Yang Xiaosan cleared his throat and said slowly: "There is such a thing. When doing it, you need to insert a small stick-like object on your body into a small hole. Then keep exercising. Some people will feel comfortable doing it, but some people will bleed. "What do you think this is?" The ghost master's face immediately turned red, his beautiful eyes glared, and he kicked him hard under the table. Yang Xiaosan's heart skipped a beat, remembering her trembling words "My fingers are not that thick" when the two of them had a "pochu", and she suddenly laughed mischievously. The second person to react was Lu Qingfeng. She was like a steamed sweet potato, red and steaming. This time she didn't jump out and angrily scold the disciple. As if she felt guilty, she unconsciously closed her legs and lowered her head slightly, for fear of being noticed. This cover-up look was so cute. Yang Xiaosan could guess right away that this girl must have done that thing a lot. The third person that came to mind was Ouyang Xiaoqi. She rolled her eyes at someone and then snickered to the side. Princess Yuxiang was a little confused. Although she vaguely guessed that it might have something to do with men and women, she didn't have a deep and clear concept in her head. On the contrary, Mu Yunqiu was confused. Although her first thought was to do something good, she immediately denied it. Yang Xiaosan could not ask such a simple and straightforward question, that was not his style. At this time, the first dish of fried fish has been served. While enjoying it, Yang Xiaosan winked and warned: "Think carefully before answering!" The girls were stunned for a long time, not daring to say what they thought, and what they didn't expect Can't figure it out. After a while, the ghost master raised his chin and said fiercely: "If I tell you, will you dance while singing and doing a striptease?" "Dance, of course." Knowing that the queen was going to be fooled, Yang Xiaosan hurriedly dug a hole: "But you have to tell the answer so that everyone canKnow. " "snort! "The ghost master snorted coldly, used a soundproof barrier to separate the small circle from the outside world, and said: "Just use your fingers to beep beep beep beep" The moment she heard the answer, Princess Yuxiang was petrified on the spot, and Lu Qingfeng lowered her head. Two points, legs rubbing unconsciously, Ouyang Xiaoqi had an expression that I knew, only Mu Yunqiu looked at him strangely, as for Han Ye, he held his chin and didn't know what they were talking about. The world is in decline. Yang Xiaosan sighed, shook his head and said, "Why are your thoughts so impure?" The princess is still here, how can you say this? " The ghost master snorted angrily: "You want to deny it? " "how come? Yang Xiaosan was shocked and asked: "But if you say so, then we men can't do it?" " After being stunned for a moment, Her Majesty the Queen, knowing that she was being tricked, frowned and kicked him hard three times. After hearing this, the little goblin who was well versed in all kinds of bed skills suddenly realized and said happily: "You men You can play with chrysanthemums. " Lord Tathagata! Who are my family? Yang Xiaosan was sweating like rain and said: "I said, can you think of something normal? " "Also, is this a normal riddle for you? " Mu Yunqiu muttered, secretly thinking that it was a good thing that he didn't make random guesses, otherwise he would have been very embarrassed. " "The more upright your thoughts are, the more upright the world will be." This only proves that you are all bad boys! "Yang Xiaosan was heartbroken. "Then what do you think the answer is? "Ouyang Xiaoqi was not convinced. "It's boring to say it. I just have to wait for you to guess it yourself before you can have a sense of accomplishment. "Yang Xiaosan pouted. The ghost master gritted his teeth: "You are just cheating. " "Absolutely not. " "Can you change the riddle~ This one is too" Princess Yuxiang was slightly embarrassed. She seemed to have heard something outrageous just now. "Okay, today the princess is a guest, we can do as we please. Yang Xiaosan asked the ghost master to remove the sound barrier, then put it back on when the food was served, and said, "Then let's make it simple this time." The two of them stood facing each other, took off their clothes and started fucking, sweating all over for the sake of a gap. Guess what? " "It's this nonsense again. If it doesn't work, change it again. "Princess Yuxiang was not fooled anymore. "What nonsense? Why don't you do something serious? The last one couldn't be simpler and more straightforward. If I had to change it, I wouldn't be able to continue playing the game. Yang Xiaosan looked helpless and said, "Listen up, women like men who are big, thick, or hard?" " "Bad thing. "Mu Yunqiu blushed. "Big pervert. "Even Ouyang Xiaoqi can't stand it anymore. "Hey. Tell me, what are you all thinking in your heads? "Yang Xiaosan looked like you were hopeless. "It's all your fault. ""Teasing and teasing, the time passed quickly. Seeing the night getting deeper and deeper, Princess Yuxiang finally couldn't help but said: "You haven't sung a song today." " "Is it your fault? Is it because you didn't guess any of the riddles correctly? "Yang Xiaosan rolled his eyes. "There are no answers to the riddles you asked. "Princess Yuxiang pouted. "Who said that there should be one? Do you dare to bet? "Yang Xiaosan's eyes widened, and he had been hanging around for a while. Everyone was familiar with it. Princess Yuxiang also moved her chopsticks frequently and ate freely without treating them as outsiders. "Bet! What to bet on? "Princess Yuxiang took another step closer to the dug hole. "Hmph, hum. Yang Xiaosan touched his chin and smiled mischievously: "Do you really dare to bet?" " Seeing the energy of the two of them, Mu Yunqiu sighed inwardly. He regretted a little that he agreed to do this. It was only because he was too soft-hearted at the time. He looked unhappy. The same was true for Ouyang Xiaoqi. The plan was half successful. It¡¯s just that my heart is not as relaxed as I said at the time. ¡°Why don¡¯t you dare? What are you betting on? "Princess Yuxiang did not retreat at all. "Princess, do you want just one song, no regrets? "After all, Mu Yunqiu couldn't help but add another sentence. Some of it was sarcastic about the last time she was holding a gun and a stick, and some were defensive for unknown reasons. At this moment, she couldn't control herself. She could accept that she was now in But it doesn¡¯t mean that she can accept it without any restrictions, otherwise she wouldn¡¯t deliberately make things difficult for her. ¡°No. "Princess Yuxiang was so scheming. She immediately understood the meaning of her words and said with a smile: "It's your general who owes me. " Ouyang Xiaoqi gently shook her head at Mu Yunqiu. If a man insists on getting involved with women, they can't stop him. " Tsk tsk. "Yang Xiaosan murmured, glancing up and down at Princess Yuxiang's charming body with a lustful look on her face.After eating up his appetite, he said: "Whoever wants to lose should imitate the barking of a puppy!" Princess Yuxiang was angry and funny again, and said: "Just learn!" "Then you watch." Yang Xiaosan inserted his tail finger into He put it into his nostrils and said to the ghost master: "Look, big baby, I am inserting a stick-like part into a small hole. Some people feel comfortable when inserting it, but some people will bleed if they are not careful." The ghost master gritted his teeth. A rare blush appeared on her face, and she said angrily: "You bastard!" "Okay, I give up." After hearing the answer, Princess Yuxiang was secretly ashamed of her subconscious thoughts about men and women, so she covered it up and let Lu Qingfeng cover her up. After getting off the soundproof barrier, it really started barking. The clear voice is very pleasant, and the face is as beautiful as a fairy, which is particularly cute. After this incident, Princess Yuxiang made another request: "Now, can we sing?" "Sure, for the sake of your sincerity, I will make an exception today." With that, Yang Xiaosan took the The chopsticks tapped slowly on the porcelain bowl. After knocking for a long time, there was still no movement from him. Ouyang Xiaoqi couldn't help it anymore and asked, "Why don't you sing?" Yang Xiaosan made a silent finger gesture, and a long time passed until the atmosphere was completely quiet. After coming down, Youyou spoke. The crowd was crying. You just want to become a transparent color. You will never have dreams or pain or heartbeats again. You have decided. You have decided. You endure it quietly, holding yesterday tightly in your fist. The sweeter the memory, the more hurtful it is. The more it leaves dense, deep and shallow cuts in the palm of your hand. You are not truly happy. Your smile is just a protective color you wear. You decided not to hate, but also decided not to love, and locked your soul in a body that was locked forever. The world laughed, so you laughed together as a group. When survival is the rule, it is not your choice, so you stumbled with tears in your eyes. As you walk, you are not truly happy. Your injuries never fully heal. I stand on your left side, but it seems that I am across the Milky Way. Do you really want to hold on to regrets until you are old? And then regret it again The tone is calm, and the original intention is gone. The ups and downs of the article are just described slowly. Yang Xiaosan didn't intend to sing this song, but when he thought about the demons in his heart, he vomited it out unconsciously. The originally quiet atmosphere became even quieter. Princess Yuxiang¡¯s eyes turned red as she listened. Not only the song moved her, but Yang Xiaosan's confused eyes also moved her. That gaze seems to have penetrated an endless distance, fixed at a certain intersection of time, and never wants to leave.