"Looking for me?" Yang Xiaosan logged into the game and smiled cheaply: "How much did you charge for the call charges?" "I confess, I am guilty. I will treat you to a midnight snack later." The network administrator responded with the same message. Smiling obscenely. Yang Xiaosan puffed out the smoke and said: "You must know the answer, so you don't need me to tell you." "Of course, but we can't do things right to abide by the conscience of the industry, right." The network manager leaned back in his chair and said: "But there is one more thing. You will definitely be very happy to hear it." "Can you stop being too pretentious?" After logging into the game, Yang Xiaosan clicked directly to match. "Boss Liu from Yuheng Studio came to see you and left his phone number. He wants to talk to you." When Yang Xiaosan heard this, he was really happy: "Haha, let's talk? I'll talk about those two damn pieces. "Here comes Old Shupi. Did that idiot realize that the team can't carry him anymore and wants to pull me back?" "I don't know about that, but judging from his frown and bowed look, he is probably that guy named Huang. If it's empty, he won't withdraw, so he can only come to you." The network administrator gloated. "He deserves it, what the hell, when he had nothing, labor and management helped him bring up the studio. But then he was so stupid that he helped Huang's ass-licking goods go on the shelves. He is here today too!" Yang Xiaosan was in a good mood. The network administrator looked around and whispered: "Third brother, don't complain, they are the boss, that one is not like this." "You are a big boss, don't you think this is shameful?" Yang Xiaosan curled his lips, stretched out his hand and said, "You don't Leave his phone number. Call him and I'll tease him. " "Hey, put it on speakerphone. I'll listen too." "Du~du~click" The phone is connected. A middle-aged man's voice came from inside: "Hello." "Hello. Boss Liu?" "It's me. Who are you?" "I'm Yang Xiaosan, do you remember." "It's Xiaosan, remember, I am Looking for you." The man's voice immediately changed from calm to joyful. "I know that. Why don't you answer your call? Are you asking me to make trouble?" "There is something. Are you busy? Let's talk about it in person?" "I'm sorry. I've been a little busy lately and can't get away, so you can Let¡¯s talk on the phone.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right.¡± The man¡¯s voice weakened slightly and he said, ¡°Xiao San, have you done any work recently?¡± , the network administrator listened happily. "That's just right. I'm planning to switch to a new game recently, and the other end can't get away. You can come to me and do it. We follow the old rules. 50-50." Seeing no response for a long time, Boss Liu said anxiously: " Don't worry, Xiaosan. I've even drafted the contract. As long as you come here, I will never break your promise. " "Boss Liu, you are such a good person. I have been worried about having no place to eat recently," Yang Xiaosan sighed. He said sadly: "Boss Liu, do you know what it feels like to be so poor that you want to eat shit?" "Haha, mistress, please stop teasing me. No matter how miserable you are, you will never reach that level. But don't worry, as long as I'm here for a day If you eat meat, you will never be allowed to drink soup. " "I believe it, of course I believe it. But tell me, will this person eat the shit he pooped out?" " "Do you mean what you say?" "Boss Liu, you are still as shrewd as ever. You can tell the truth when I say something so obscure. You are worthy of being a successful person, and you are grasping the chance of survival." Yang Xiaosan said with a smile. : "I, Yang Xiaosan, am just a piece of shit, the kind that stinks to the sky. You pulled me out originally, and now you want to take me back and taste it carefully. This kind of mind is even more despicable than Gou Jian!" The other end of the phone was direct. Silent, Yang Xiaosan said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the law of nature is clear, and retribution will not be pleasant. You were so happy when someone licked your buttocks, but now retribution has come, and it's your turn. This feeling is unforgettable, right? I I won¡¯t disturb your enjoyment of eating shit, Boss Liu. I wish you a happy meal, good health, and no more wet shoes when you pee. Goodbye!¡± The network administrator gave a thumbs up with a sullen smile on his face, surrounded by people around him. Some acquaintances applauded when they heard the conversation. The third brother was domineering and the third brother was mighty and praised him non-stop. Yang Xiaosan smiled and pretended to say that time will prove everything, so while chatting and spanking, he chose a random girl with big breasts and a piano girl! The network administrator glanced at it and said, "Third brother, do you really use this?" "If you don't want to look at it, don't look at it." Yang Xiaosan knew what he meant by sitting still without moving his butt. "Let's play with Zhao Xin." "Did you get along with him again when you were lying?" "Hey, on that romantic night, we twoWhich spear should we polish together? The past is too painful to look back on! " "This is the rhythm of your lonely life. "Yang Xiaosan laughed repeatedly. "One gay friend is enough for a person in his life. Third brother, let's go to the bathhouse next door to pick up soap together tonight? " "Okay, we don't have to eat midnight snacks. How about a girl joining us?" " "Yeah~~ Pongshen has this intention, welcome the third brother to join our camp of prostitutes, and you will not come back until you let it go tonight! " Yang Xiaosan agreed with his face: "Yeah! " As he spoke, the countdown began. At the last moment, Yang Xiaosan replaced all the summoner skills on the talent page and rune page. In his mind, there was no concept of support at all. He wanted to play adc. The network administrator saw it. As soon as it was dark and someone called, Yang Xiaosan didn't care, just enjoying himself. As soon as he entered the game, a sentence popped up in the chat bar: "Qin Nu is stupid." I bought a Dolan and headed down the road, and the chat continued to be lively. Ahri: Ignite + Weakness, Qin Nu, are you Liu Hei? Explorer: He is stupid. Alchemist: Okay, let¡¯s make a match. Sorry. Explorer: How do you want me to fight without support? Prince: I guess I¡¯m a newbie, so I¡¯m going to have to wait for 20 shots. Ali: I agree. Explorer: Just sit and watch four idiots being tortured to death by the opponent. Qin Nu has just received the first drop of blood! A string of yellow words suddenly appeared in the chat bar, and the four big blood-red characters "First Drop of Blood" appeared in the center of the screen at the same time. . ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?. The game officially started in a farce. Yang Xiaosan went back to the city to get a 400 knife. He was just squatting casually in the grass, but he didn't expect the wheel mother from the opposite side to rush over. Smoke or something, he was hit twice before he could react. After that, he didn't run away, but started fighting with him. After he moved to avoid the skill, he predictably cast Weakness before the opponent flashed, and successfully got first blood. The explorer said it was a kill, but he wanted to make a last-ditch attack, but his skills were vastly inferior to Yang Xiaosan's. He couldn't get one after a long time, so he started fighting with the opponent. The opponent was also a loser, and the first blood was humiliating. He was beaten completely out of order, and Yang Xiaosan took two more heads. Explorer: Human-headed dog! Yang Xiaosan smiled and didn't bother to fight back, so he said: "It's really like playing computer games. " The next step is getting smoother and smoother. All kinds of shows, all kinds of extremes. The game is over in less than twenty minutes, with 18 kills, 0 deaths and 7 assists. " The explorer was finally convinced at the end: awesome. " Wine barrel: Master Qin, please accept my knee. Ah Li: Decisive 1,000,000 battle power. Yang Xiaosan was too lazy to look at it and just clicked to play another round. At this time, a gust of fragrance suddenly came from the side. He turned around and saw. The cool beauty had just put down her bag and was chatting on her cell phone. She seemed not to have noticed him. She was wearing a blue suspender dress. Her small waist was lightly tied with a small rope like a pendant. Her weak curves were as slender as a willow. . She rolled her skirt up her long legs and sat down. Her soft arms were directly in her eyes. They were all white. Under the cover, she could vaguely see her bulging breasts completely blocked by the small sweatshirt. Not missing anything, the size is not too big or too small, just around C. Her shiny black hair hangs smoothly on her shoulders. She is pure and beautiful, an absolute goddess-level figure. Yang Xiaosan only glanced at it for a few times, and then stared at it again. Back to the screen. It's still random, this time it's more normal, but it's still a big-breasted girl, the trickster! This time is more harmonious. After entering, AP Guanghui directly said that you will be successful, and Yang Xiaosan said thank you at the beginning of the game. , Yang Xiaosan threw himself into it and no longer paid attention to the situation around him. The girl in the dress next to him finished the phone call and turned on the phone. She also glanced at him casually and saw him fighting back with his remaining health. The jungler escaped the chase in the middle and glanced at his face in surprise, and stopped paying attention. After a while, she logged into the game, put on her headphones, accepted the friend's team invitation, and was waiting for the match. I looked at his screen again and saw that he had just come out of the headquarters, but he ignored the large wave of soldiers in the middle and went straight to the opposite jungle area. The little beauty couldn't help but said: "You won't have any advantage if you don't gain experience " "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. "Yang Xiaosan retorted without looking back. The little beauty pouted and glared at him fiercely. A crisp teasing sound came from the headset: "A man's voice? Qianqian, where are you? Riding on a white horse? " Ye Qian quickly typed: "Internet cafe. There is no white horse, but there is one black horse, a big black horse! ¡± The headset continued to joke: ¡°Haha! Qianqian, can you handle being handed over to a dark horse? I also specially added a big word, please be safe, girl. " "You wait for me, I will throw away all your cucumbers when I get home! "Ye Qian was furious, typed a paragraph, and glanced to the side, but she happened to see a big triple kill reflected on the screen. She was stunned at that time! What happened just now!? Ye Qian's interest was immediately suspended. He stood up, ignored the teasing in the headset, and looked aside. After returning home to replenish his supplies, he went to the jungle area for no apparent reason and was waiting in the grass next to the Gang of Four. What was he doing? Should he go on the road? Can he wait for someone here? But as soon as he thought of this, he saw the jungler on the opposite side abandoning the Gang of Four and going straight to the blue buff on the bottom road. Then he saw him kill the opponent. Lian died and hid in the grass again. "That's okay? But why is he still squatting there?" She found that she couldn't understand this person's consciousness and didn't know what she was going to do. . But it only took her a while to recover from her ultimate move, and she saw him hit the red buff with a w, a q, and an r, and once again took away the blind monk. Suddenly, she realized that there was no picture in her eyes but something in her heart. , he had already figured out every move of the other party, could he be the legendary figure in this Internet cafe? Thinking of this, the little beauty exclaimed: "You are Yang Xiaosan! ? " Yang Xiaosan was startled, turned around and ignored the beautiful face full of surprise, and said angrily: "There's something wrong with you! "(To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster! ps: (Thanks to classmate llllllllk for the tip, I will recommend it again next week, I don¡¯t know if I can turn around, haha!)