Chapter 11 Sha Seng¡¯s helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (this chapter is free) Sharp, Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi are doing market research on their future fortune-making plans on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City. Sharp in his thoughts was suddenly shaken by the vicissitudes of life. The sound interrupted the train of thought. "Uh the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from the earth decades ago!" The old man was talking about words from the earth. Could it be that he was as surprised as he was? Earthlings who traveled here? Thinking of this, Xili quickly followed the sound and walked over. As he gradually approached, Xili saw a man with a beard and messy hair under a high wall, lazily basking in the sun. The slovenly old man saw Sharp approaching from the slits in his eyes that had been sunburned. He couldn't help but flash his eyes, and then shouted feebly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, in the dark We are destined, Sister Feng is crying, and Sister Furong is making trouble. I only hope that the person who is destined to come will come soon, and the unique secrets are only given to those who are destined to be together!" "Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice: "Are you Brother Pig?" When the sloppy old man heard Sharp's question, he didn't open his eyes and snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, you brash boy? What the hell?" So many boring questions. " "Uh what are you talking about, old man? Get up and answer," Shen Mao, who was following Sharp, said angrily. Seeing this, Xi sharp squatted down and turned around to glare at Shen Mang, and then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me, okay?" "Gifts to those who are destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly said A yellow thread-bound book in his hand was pushed into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up unsteadily, turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I'll go too!" After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he just said Seeing that the body moved, only an afterimage was left and disappeared. Sharp and others looked around again, and they could still see the shadow of the sloppy old man there. "Ahfuck you, you're a master!" Shen Maang opened his mouth in shock, with a look of disbelief on his face. "My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super popular novel on earth that makes the best young men feel ashamed after seeing it? I'm so stupid" The sloppy old man's performance shocked Shen Maang, not just him. One person, Sharp, who had been squatting, was completely stunned at this time, and sat down on the ground. When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were telling stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard about this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered He pulled Sharp, who was sitting on the ground, and said: "Big big brother, hurry up hurry up and see look, this what did the old god give you?" "Yes, take a look quickly?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly. Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swayed from side to side, he let out a sharp "uh" and gradually regained his consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand. Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurriedly came over. "Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then turned to the first page, and when he saw it content, he screamed out in a sharp voice, stood up suddenly and cursed: "Fuck you, you are a pig, you are playing with me? Is there anyone like this? You don't play with people like this." !¡± ¡°Oh, my God!¡± Sharp¡¯s sudden madness shocked Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi. "Boss, what is written here? Why have I never seen such words?" Xia Qi asked as she looked at the words she didn't recognize on the page she was holding sharply and opened in her hand. "Sun, you'd be damned if we knew each other." He gave Xia Qi a sharp look. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡ 'Eight characters. At this time, Sharp, who was completely trapped in the tangle, turned to the second page with trembling fingers. He saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon" written on it. He didn't read the content in detail, so he turned to the second page again. Next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page. It is full of content related to "Chasing the Stars and Chasing the Moon". I didn't bother to take a closer look, and yelled sharply: "Holy shit, what the hell is this?" ? Damn, what is this? "The pain in Xi Li's heart was so painful, so confusing, and it took a lot of effort to calm down. When he saw Shen When Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looked confused, they said angrily: "Look at something, then go shopping." Although they all had questions,But after seeing Sharp's twisted, red facial expression, no one dared to speak. At this time, the sloppy old man who had just presented the book to Sharp was standing in the sky above the Dragon Continent. He suddenly transformed into a simple-looking Sha Seng with a red beard, a dark green face, and he was staring at Zhu Bajie, who was standing side by side. Looking below, you can have a panoramic view of the sharp and crazy scene. "Hehehe, these words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie naively. "Hahaha, don't you look at who I am? He's a little guy. With this ability to escape, this guy probably won't die!" Zhu Bajie looked confident. "Second senior brother, why do I feel that this boy has the same personality as you? Why do you" Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he could finish his words. "Brother, there's nothing I can do about it," Zhu Bajie said as soon as he heard Sha Seng started chattering incessantly again. "Then who are you blaming? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and asked me to keep an eye on you? I never thought that Erlang Shen would catch us and banish us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy, and also seal us Without our magic power of transformation, why do you think we are doing this?" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly. "Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magical power of transformation, isn't it because he is afraid that we will transform into handsome figures and secretly leave our jobs and go to the earth to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, please teach us the magical power of transformation, and brother can I have been cool for hundreds of years, hehe" At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed with lust. "Isn't this great? But you are so meddlesome that you brought this kid to my Zongheng Galaxy. Alas" Sha Monk sighed naively. "Brother, do you want to be troubled? The transformation spell that the monkey gave me was actually spoken by such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. I am so unlucky! On the first day I took office, I was transformed by this boy. He had been reborn eighteen times." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, thinking: "Is this all arranged by the monkey? How could there be such a coincidence?" Destined to be, is all of this really just a coincidence? "Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Monk looked at the Julong Continent below and said. "You said that if I turned into a handsome boy, and when I was picking up girls, I was changed by this guy's spoken words. If I didn't frighten other girls, how could I be so good at it? So I had an idea, and I Arrange him in your Zongheng galaxy. Anyway, no demons have come to harass the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. I have nothing to do. I just changed into his appearance and went to the mortal world to enjoy it. There are many beautiful girls in this gangster's life!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning. "Hey, it's been so many years, and you're still like this, Second Senior Brother. You're destroying the normal order of the lower world. Aren't you afraid that King Yama will sue you?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie. "So, I came to talk to you. He can't have any accidents with you. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not die. When we return to heaven after serving, we can It's over if we take him back." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and couldn't help but brag and asked: "Junior Brother Sha, isn't he very smart?" "Uh" Sha Monk was speechless, what was he doing? I got on the pirate ship of this second senior brother. It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Xili last time was actually a lie, and the real reason for the lower world was that he peeked at Chang'e in the bath and was sent down. If the conversation between the two people was heard by Sharp, he would definitely be so angry that he would completely go berserk. On Yingbin Street, a group of sharp people who were continuing their market inspection had resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were jumping around looking at this and that, with childlike innocence. The look of oblivion. ¡°Boss, I want this, bring me the money!¡± Xia Qi pointed to the trinkets on a nearby stall and asked for money from Sharp. Sharply followed Xia Qi's fingers, and when she looked at the thing pointed at, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly asked: "Do you girls like this kind of thing?" "What are these words, such a good thing? "That girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged Sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!" New goods, smell the fragrance, it will last forever." The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged woman. When she saw the business coming, she quickly promoted her products to Xia Qi who was standing in front of her stall. "Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharp suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Mang who was standing next to him. When Shen Mao heard Sharp's question, he was very surprised, as if looking at a monster. He looked at Sharp up and down, and said: "I said brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even do this?" Do you know what it is?" "Where does all this nonsense come from? Come on, please?" His sharp and anxious voice changed a bit.