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Text Chapter 423 Where is moral integrity?

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    Lin Kun was extremely speechless, but the man with glasses still had a puzzled look on his face. He didn't understand why netizens always responded with "uh huh" to such a controversial topic.  In fact, Lin Kun still admires that female netizen. At least she would reply "Yeah". If it were anyone else, she would have been blocked.  But since they are all classmates, Lin Kun will not attack the guy with eyes, so he said strategically: "Actually, when chatting online, the 'um' that girls say has many meanings, especially the accompanying punctuation marks, which are more revealing.  Question. If it's just a 'hmm', it might be an impatient perfunctory sound, but if it's a 'hmm', it means confirmation of what you mean. If it's a 'um~~', it might be a coquettish or comfortable hum.  If it's 'Hmm!', it means her extremely firm recognition and recognition, even urgency." Naturally, the nerdy man with glasses didn't know there were so many secrets. Of course, Lin Kun was also making up nonsense. When chatting online, the other party said, "Hmm."  , in fact, there is only one consciousness, that is, speechlessness and boredom, and no consciousness to continue.  In addition to ¡®um¡¯, there are also ¡®oh, ah, and.  .  .  ¡¯!  The man with glasses recalled with great excitement that those 'um's had that kind of punctuation mark. At this moment, the man in school uniform said: "No matter what, just 'um' means that the other person is not interested in you." It turns out that among nerds  They would also ridicule and attack each other. The man with glasses glared at him fiercely. The man in school uniform didn't take it seriously at all and said proudly: "You know, I also have a female netizen. I chatted with her last night, and she was so enthusiastic and proactive.  I asked if there are any Japanese romantic action movies on my computer. "Then what do you say?" the man with glasses asked curiously, obviously a little extreme.  ¡°Of course I said yes,¡± said the man in school uniform.  Lin Kun asked: "Then what did she say?" The man in school uniform suddenly felt like a frost-beaten eggplant, and said listlessly: "She said, if there is a movie, just go and watch it, chatting with you is really boring." Cold sweat suddenly rained down from Lin Kun.  Kun's forehead was dripping with tears. These two brothers didn't come to him to chat, but to make him laugh. He had seen Sissy a lot, but this was the first time he saw both a nerd and Sissy.  Using this topic, the two nerds chatted with Lin Kun about women. Obviously, they wanted to get some methods from Lin Kun to please women, that is, tips on picking up girls.  Of course Lin Kun will not tell them. In fact, there are no secrets or shortcuts for picking up girls. Moreover, this is the capital for Lin Kun to settle down now. He is an hourly worker, and helping people pick up girls is his biggest business.  Therefore, Lin Kun made jokes with them, refused to spit, and said some non-nutritious nonsense, which made the two anxious scratching their heads.  Just when the two were about to speak directly, Lin Kun suddenly changed the topic and asked the man in school uniform, "Tell me, what kind of woman do you like as your lifelong partner?" The man in school uniform was startled slightly and scratched his head.  Scratching his head, he felt very dull and blushed with embarrassment. He hesitated for a long time before saying: "I like women with the same number of pixels." Prime numbers?  Lin Kun was confused, frowned, and felt a nerdy air coming over him.  Just listen to the man in school uniform say: "She should be like 3, with a curvy figure, plump and charming. She should be like 2, although she is the smallest and very weak. She can be nestled in my arms and give me a sense of accomplishment. She should be like 2 at home.  7 is the same, sharp and domineering, taking charge of all the big and small things in the family, not letting me worry. " Listening to him talking confidently, the black line on Lin Kun's forehead almost fell off, what a fucking mess.  He had heard women described as milk tea, honey, and fruits and vegetables, but this was the first time he heard someone describe women as not being "prime numbers."  Maybe this is the characteristic of nerds. Maybe the nerds in the chemistry department like to use chemical elements to describe girls, and maybe the crazy guys in the physical education department like to use dumbbells and barbells to describe girls.  Lin Kun majored in archaeology, so you can¡¯t use grave bags to describe girls, right?  Now that Lin Kun has started, the two nerds immediately became very interested and started talking about women with Lin Kun.  However, Lin Kun had nothing in common with them, and soon began to feel sleepy. However, the two of them kept pestering him. Lin Kun had no choice but to cut off their thoughts and said with a wry smile: "Actually, you and  When I talk about women, I'm really talking about it. I don't know anything about women. I'm also a bachelor. Today at noon, I was lying on the podium in the playground, masturbating to the blue sky and white clouds to satisfy my inner needs.  , at that time, I felt as if the whole world was crossed, and there was a muffled thunder in the sky. I thought it was the sky moaning, and a drizzle floated in the sky. I thought it was the sky rising, and I will dig a hole next time.  , bury my 'dick' in the soil, do you know what I want to do? Yes, I want to sun the earth!"The two nerds were dumbfounded and watched Lin Kun fall down, lying on the table and falling asleep again, as if he was exhausted every day.  Lin Kun wanted to pretend to be dead and stopped paying attention to them. He quickly fell asleep. He only woke up when the bell rang, but fell asleep again quickly, not even ringing the bell for the second period.  heard.  Not to mention that Su Xuewei walked in with a stack of ancient books. It was still her class, and she was going to teach ancient Chinese classics.  Su Xuewei felt a little relieved when she saw Lin Kun sleeping, but at the same time she was very angry. This guy didn't give him any face.  Everyone was sitting upright waiting for Su Xuewei to go to class. She didn¡¯t want to delay the others because of Lin Kun alone, and she didn¡¯t want to wake Lin Kun up because he might say something sharp to embarrass her.  She turned her attention to the classroom, opened the book and began to lecture, still reading and appreciating ancient poems, so as to understand the ancient culture and customs.  Su Xuewei quickly got into the mood, which also had something to do with what she was wearing today. She was wearing long trousers and a long coat, a neutral black suit, all the buttons were buttoned, and no shirt was exposed. She was quite conservative, so there was no need to worry.  Students are distracted and mothers no longer have to worry about their children's studies.  This made her fully immersed in the lecture, and she began to lecture seriously, using her sweet and magnetic voice to recite the speaker's beautiful poems.  But just when she was wandering in the beautiful realm of poetry, she suddenly realized that someone seemed to be accompanying her. Every time she recited a sentence, there would be a strange sound. After careful searching, she discovered that it was Lin Kun snoring.  Su Xuewei was furious. She didn¡¯t expect that this guy wouldn¡¯t be restless even when he was sleeping. He snored loudly and would gnash his teeth and chirp from time to time. It was extremely annoying.  Women all hate men who snore while sleeping, but when two people live together and share the same bed for more than ten years, the man next to them doesn't snore, and the woman can't sleep. It's so weird.  Su Xuewei had a gloomy face and shouted in a low voice: "Lin Kun" Everyone had long been impatient by Lin Kun's snoring. At this time, they all turned their heads to watch the fun, but Lin Kun snorted twice, seeming to wake up.  Wake up and finally go to sleep.  Su Xuewei frowned and signaled to the man with glasses next to Lin Kun.  The man with glasses immediately pushed Lin Kun. He sat up sleepily and looked at Su Xuewei, who was on fire all over the podium. Lin Kun was confused. He didn't know that it was already the second class in the afternoon. He even thought that it was the second class in the afternoon.  I slept all night, and it was already the morning of the next day.  Seeing his confused look, Su Xuewei became even more furious, and immediately shouted: "Lin Kun, stand up!" Seeing her menacing approach, Lin Kun was too lazy to talk nonsense to her, but Lin Kun wanted to stand up and tried several times.  But she was still unwilling and unable to do anything, so Su Xuewei said angrily: "Hurry up, I asked you to stand up, didn't you hear me?" Lin Kun said depressedly: "I heard it, but my feet are numb!" Su Xuewei was immediately speechless, this guy  I actually slept until my feet were numb. How long had I slept?  She stared at Lin Kun fiercely, watching him stand up with difficulty. Su Xuewei did not want to affect the class, so she did not reprimand him face to face, but wanted him to wake up and be ashamed of him. Therefore, Su Xuewei immediately asked: "Canghai  The moon is full of tears, and the blue sky is warm and the jade is full of smoke. Lin Kun, please explain the meaning of these two poems. " Lin Kun scratched his head in embarrassment. Everyone was staring at him, waiting to see him make a fool of himself. It felt true.  It's quite embarrassing. This is also a trick that teachers always use. It makes you lose face in front of your classmates and you will be able to concentrate in the future. Even if it is not for study, you must listen carefully for the sake of face.  However, Lin Kun's face cannot be measured by ordinary people's common sense. He scratched his head, ignored the mocking glances around him, thought about the two lines of poetry, and said: "These two lines of poetry say that one is called Canghaiyue, and the other is called Canghaiyue.  The two women in Mingzhu fell in love with a man named Lan Tian at the same time. Unfortunately, Lan Tian fell in love with Nuan Yu and gave birth to a child named Lan Yan, which made the two women cry. " Lin Kun finished.  , the whole classroom fell into a deathly silence, and the expressions on everyone's faces froze. Su Xuewei was stunned, only the veins on her forehead were beating, and she was so angry that she wanted to strangle Lin Kun to death.  "This is all a mess. It's a pity that he can express it clearly. The sun in Lantian is warm and the jade is making smoke. His explanation is too anthropomorphic and his imagination is so rich.  "Lin Kun." In the silence, Su Xuewei said calmly: "Get out of here." Although Su Xuewei's tone was calm, everyone could see that there was thunder in her chest and lightning on her face.  Lin Kun said with an embarrassed look: "No, Teacher Su, my legs are numb and I can't walk." Su Xuewei finally couldn't help it anymore,He rushed off the podium one after another. Just when everyone thought that Su Xuewei would explode and start a hand-to-hand fight with Lin Kun, an unexpected and jaw-dropping scene appeared. Su Xuewei did take action, but she was not as desperate as Lin Kun.  He saved Lin Kun's waist, hugged him directly in his arms, and walked out carrying him.  The young and beautiful female teacher Su Xuewei threw Lin Kun out of the classroom in such a domineering manner
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