Lin Kun was shocked by He Ping's domineering and beautiful wishes. There have indeed been cases in the world of successfully purchasing a house by donating life essence seeds, but that is just a legend. In fact, the entire donation process is very troublesome. It takes half a year or even a year to succeed once. It requires screening and testing many times to make sure it is correct. Only the confirmation process requires you to erupt ten to twenty times, three to five times each. It is taken once in a day. In short, the whole process is very long and difficult, and they do not allow it, and the body does not allow a person to do this kind of donation activity for a long time. The most important thing is that during this period, it is absolutely not allowed to have sex or masturbate, so you must recharge your batteries. This is the most difficult thing for Lin Kun and most young and healthy men. Maybe they can stop having sex, but if they are not allowed to masturbate, Japanese actresses will not agree to it. Of course, this also includes the investigation of the flower willow disease. You must know that the flower willow disease has an incubation period, which usually takes more than half a year. In other words, after a series of inspections on quality, health, etc., it will take at least one year before the essence seeds can be donated. . Donate once a year, 4,000 to 5,000 yuan at a time. Based on the current house price of 10,000 yuan per square meter, just to pay the down payment, you need to donate more than 80 times. At Lin Kun's current age, he will have to donate until he is at least 100 years old. And among them, otherwise I would not be allowed to masturbate, and I would have contributed to the medical cause of the motherland throughout my life. Moreover, there are countless life essence seeds, and they can only erupt about 7,200 times in a lifetime, including those that overflow and are dedicated to the earth, walls and toilet paper, and some are used to pass on the family line and truly make oneself. There are not many happy ones. Therefore, young people should know that essence is precious, and don¡¯t wait for old age to shed tears in vain. Lin Kun thought he would be moved by He Ping, but he didn¡¯t expect the girl to have such great ambitions. It was better to hang up the phone as soon as possible, so as not to affect his shopping mood. Women during the aunt period are irritable and crazy. Lin Kun hung up the phone and basked in the sunshine comfortably. At the same time, he was also waiting for the enemy to appear. Although the possibility was unlikely, Lin Kun felt that since he was in the light and the enemy was in the dark, instead of being vigilant at all times, it was better to keep himself Put it in a brighter and dazzling place. If an enemy comes close, it will be exposed to the light. However, he waited for a long time and almost fell asleep. He did not wait for the enemy to appear. Instead, there were boys who had just joined the court and chatted while walking, which attracted his attention. One boy said to another: "It's a pity that you were a little late and missed the show." "What show made you so excited?" asked the other. The boy said: "The scene just now was so exciting. A waitress in the canteen who was responsible for clearing the dishes suddenly became lustful and danced in front of the public. She was dancing and umming, as if she was in high court. On the ground, he quickly took off his clothes and picked up a cucumber to make a penis shape. Wow that scene was so spectacular. Although you didn't see it, someone must have recorded it at the time. You can check it on your campus network later. See." Hey, this is interesting, but why would a good service staff go crazy? Is it because there are gods and demons causing trouble? The fire of gossip in Lin Kun's heart was burning brightly. The key was that the other party was still a waitress. Lin Kun was still vaguely worried about the big girl. He picked up his mobile phone and immediately started logging into the campus network. These college students all have the spirit of gossip. They like to watch the fun, join in the fun, and spread interesting stories. Especially in this day and age, everyone has a mobile phone with a shooting function, so, Secret photography incidents occur frequently. There are often scenes of college student couples making out in study rooms posted online. Pictures of some girls showing themselves naked are even more common. Lin Kun logged into the campus network, and sure enough, the most popular post was about the dancing incident in the cafeteria. Lin Kun quickly opened the video file, and the screen was a little shaken. He directly saw an aunt in her forties, performing an incomparable show next to a dining table. Exciting dance. Don¡¯t think that the movements made by someone in their forties, with a bloated figure and stiff hands and feet are ugly. In fact, this aunt is still very talented. Her movements are quite skillful and extremely sultry. She must have performed this often at home with middle-aged couples. It just needs such fun and variety to keep it fresh and exciting. However, after she took off her clothes, her skin and flesh were loose and she had a big belly. Even though her movements were hot, there was no sense of beauty at all. Lin Kun quickly lost interest. This heavy taste was not suitable for him. He was about to turn off his phone when he suddenly saw a familiar part in the picture. That was where the aunt was dancing, right next to the table where he had just eaten. He and the impostor had not had time to clear away the plates, especially the plate where Lin Kun cooked for himself. He likes spicy food, so on the plate For the place where the chopsticks are placed, I asked for an extra one.Some chili oil was evenly sprinkled into a long strip shape, but he was snatched away by the impostor before he could, and she didn't like spicy food, so she didn't move at all. At the same time, Lin Kun also discovered that the side of the food served by the counterfeit was full of kidneys. Lin Kun naturally did not touch a bite, but in the picture, nearly half of the stir-fried kidneys were missing. The food in the cafeteria is not large, and it is served on metal plates with different patterns, so it seems obvious that there are only dozens of kidney dollars in total, and now half of it is missing. Could it be that Lin Kun once again turned his attention to the dancing aunt. At this time, she had already picked up the cucumber, and the picture was extremely obscene. It is very common for people who work in canteens or restaurants to see some of the food intact and untouched after the guests leave, and take a few bites, or even keep it secretly as extra meals for themselves. This situation is very common. Big girl gave him a free bag of soy milk this morning! Therefore, Lin Kun seriously suspected that after eating a few pieces of kidney flower, this aunt suddenly became obsessed and danced in public. In other words, these were originally prepared for Lin Kun. If he hadn't discovered the counterfeit earlier, I'm afraid he would be the one doing the erotic dance now. The food is indeed poisonous. Looking at the situation, it should be said that it is more like a strong aphrodisiac, which can make people's sexual desire high and even lose their true nature. But why do the counterfeiters do this? Do they just want to make themselves look bad? A powerful being who can disguise himself, even seventy-two transformations, deliberately spent 10,000 yuan to give He Ping a shopping card to take her away, and turned into her likeness to get close to Lin Kun, just to coax him to eat it. Strong aphrodisiacs to make him look embarrassed? is it necessary? Lin Kun¡¯s face was filled with bitterness and he was extremely speechless. If he had known this, why would he bother to go to such trouble? He immediately jumped out of giving him 10,000 yuan in cash. Lin Kun felt that things would not be that simple. If it were just like this, the other party really didn't need to go to such trouble. She could just become Lin Kun and dance a hotter dance in public, and the effect would definitely be better than now. fine. Or maybe, sex is just a part of it, making a fool of yourself and dancing is just the beginning, there will be sequels, and in the end, you will bleed to death from the seven holes? Lin Kun thought it was very possible. He immediately stood up and rushed towards the canteen. When he arrived at the door of the canteen, smelling the aroma of the food in the canteen, he then remembered that he had not eaten at noon. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????:???????? Pretend that nothing happened, and go to the window to grab a meal. It¡¯s already past lunch time, but there are still a few classmates bothering me, and the staff have also taken a break from get off work, and they come out to eat in twos and threes. Lin Kun saw the big girl at a glance, and the big girl also saw him. After finishing the meal, she came over and sat next to him. She smiled and said, "Why did you just eat?" Lin Kun smiled slightly and asked: "Why did you eat so early? I work here at noon and lunch, and lunch is usually prepared around ten o'clock. Don't you have to go to class? Although making money is important, study and future are more important." Lin Kun said with sincerity, and the girl looked at it gratefully. She glanced at him and said: "Yes, of course I know, but I asked for leave for the last two classes this morning, and I happened to be here to work an extra job." "Asking for leave to work? You" Lin Kun frowned. The older girl quickly said: "It's okay, the last two periods are physical education classes, and I'm really uncomfortable and can't go to class, so I asked for leave." "But I think you're quite energetic?" Lin Kun asked curiously. The big girl's face turned red and hesitantly said: "Girls always have reasons why they don't go to physical education class." Lin Kun continued to ask stupidly, but it wasn't until he saw the big girl's face turning purple that he suddenly realized , turns out to be the aunt again. He Ping is here to be her aunt, and Big Niu is here to be her aunt. Does this mean that she will have a bloody disaster? Lin Kun looked at the red face of the big girl, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said: "Then don't eat spicy food, drink more hot water, preferably some brown sugar water" The big girl lowered her head and did not dare to look at him. , said slightly sarcastically: "You know so much." Lin Kun blushed a little at her innuendo, and simply lowered his head to eat. After a while, more and more employees in the canteen gathered around, and started to whisper. When the discussion started, the topic of course was the dance incident just now. Lin Kun took advantage of the situation and asked the older girl. The older girl's face turned even redder. She lowered her head to look at the food on the plate and said in a nagging tone: "That aunt is usually very nice, optimistic and cheerful, but she is a bit greedy and often eats secretly. Sometimes she also secretly packs some food to take home, but she is divorcing her husband recently, and she may be a little emotionally unstable. "Oh, it turns out that she is divorcing.??, no wonder those dance moves looked so skillful just now. She probably practiced a lot in private, trying to give her husband some different stimulation. She was well-intentioned, but if her husband saw those extra pounds, he would probably be more determined to divorce. thoughts. "A man's forty-one flowers means that he has a mature mind and a certain financial foundation. Although his body cannot survive n times a night, his strength is still there. As for women, when they are forty, they are completely turned into dregs. No matter how much makeup they put on, they can't hide the traces of time and oil smoke. Their bodies are hairy and skinny, their breasts are sagging, their buttocks are fat and bloated, and their waists are like buckets. They face their families all day long. Nagging, the only pleasure is gossiping about Zhang's family and Li's family's shortcomings with the neighbor sisters. It is precisely because of this that more and more middle-aged couples are getting divorced, especially in today's colorful world, where mistresses and mistresses emerge one after another. The only fate for a yellow-faced woman is to be dumped. She will definitely not be able to maintain a marriage by relying on a man's loyalty, or she will be strong enough. Either turn a blind eye or turn a blind eye, or have means and techniques. Lin Kun sighed, and then asked in a low voice: "Then where is she now?" The girl turned around and looked, and said in a lower voice: "She was called to the office by our director, and I heard that she and The relationship between our directors seems to be unclear" Lin Kun was stunned for a long time, and then he yelled: "Damn, what happened to this world?"