Lin Kun talked nonsense with them, but after all, he was still the soul of the mother-in-law, and this bitch would never change. ¡°Let Weasel go to work at KFC, he is a typical bad-hearted person, let Green Snake take the initiative to find Fahai, and let Fahai buy a house on the shore of West Lake. Is it easy for Fahai to go out to beg for alms every day? Let hedgehogs learn Chinese medicine and give people acupuncture with thorns all over their bodies? "It's a pity that there is only one vixen in front of me. If there were a few more, he might lead a team to Dongguan to help Dongguan city revitalize. In fact, only foxes and hedgehogs here have the highest moral standards. As for green snakes, weasels and small gray rats, based on their physiological characteristics, they are still in the juvenile stage. The small gray rats are only three months old, which is completely Driven by the beast god, he entered the path of cultivation. Therefore, although they can take the form of humans, their minds and experiences are like a blank sheet of paper, but Lin Kun has no time to take care of them. He can only let them take care of each other and grow boldly in exploration. As the saying goes, let them go free. However, Lin Kun¡¯s only requirement for them is that they cannot leave the scope of Longteng University within a year. Humans learn knowledge here and they live their lives here. At the same time, Lin Kun also asked them not to wrong themselves or think that they are inferior to others. If someone provokes them, they must fight back fiercely, but the premise is that they cannot take the initiative to provoke humans. If they are in love, the leader will leave it alone. Lin Kun built them completely according to his own personality and instilled in them preconceived basic concepts of life. This is the only thing that can never be shaken and must not be bullied. Don't take the initiative to cause trouble, but you must not be afraid of trouble. While Lin Kun was talking nonsense to them, the goshawk had completely eaten the meat-loaf-like corpse of the beast god, leaving only a pool of dirty blood and some bone residue on the ground. Lin Kun's head was full of Black line, how much does this goshawk hate the beast god? Also, it eats so cleanly, is it a goshawk or a fly? After the explanation, Lin Kun asked them to turn into human forms now and follow him into human society. Cyan turned into a beauty like a flower, but her triangular eyes looked a bit sinister. However, if she put on false eyelashes and dark eye shadow, she would still be a beautiful girl, youthful, beautiful and energetic. The hedgehog has turned into a white-haired old woman. She looks kind-hearted and holds a cane, just like the old ladies often seen on the street. Lin Kun has a secret fragrance. If you are really short of money, you can let it go to the streets to get porcelain. The white fox still looks that charming and seductive, and has a voluptuous figure with convex front and back, especially those foxy eyes, which are shining with a sultry light. Lin Kun really wants to take her to Dongguan to help the city revitalize. The weasel and the little mouse turned into two little boys. The weasel looked about seven or eight years old, and the little mouse turned into a pink baby about three years old. Their hair also turned black at this time. Then, the goshawk that had eaten and drank enough turned into a human form. It was a rather tall and well-built man with a hooked nose and slanted eyes. It looked like a sinister bird of prey, but it was not wearing any clothes. There was what looked like a fat sausage dangling. Lin Kun immediately raised his eyebrows and asked: "What is it?" The goshawk returned angrily: "Big ****!" "Is that considered big?" Lin Kun immediately unconvinced and unbuttoned his pants: "Let you Let¡¯s see what¡¯s really big.¡± The goshawk quickly waved his hands and said shyly, ¡°I¡¯m not talking about that, I¡¯m talking about myself, I¡¯m a big eagle!¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s it, it¡¯s Lin Kun¡¯s fault with the sky! He didn't know much about the creatures in it. Eagles, falcons, and eagles all looked the same, and he couldn't tell them apart. However, it still had the appearance of a fat sausage hanging from its body, so it definitely couldn't go out to see people. Lin Kun made it change back to the appearance of a eagle, hovering in the air, and then left this strange team with him. A dark and eerie grove. Back on campus, the five immortals are still a little uncomfortable and are still a little timid when meeting humans. Only the white fox is better, with his charming eyes, attracting many boys to look at him. There are tens of thousands of students in this huge campus with dozens of colleges. Many of them have never met until graduation. Therefore, the white fox pretended to be a freshman in a certain department and successfully hooked up with the boy. And now, they It¡¯s time to re-establish an identity for yourself. Lin Kun first took them to Tao Linna's bachelor apartment, which was already their base camp. He told the Five Immortals that they could come here to find him if they had anything to do in the future. If he was not there, they could also go to the hostess here. As for the next thing, Lin Kun doesn¡¯t want to worry about it. Let¡¯s disband and let everyone enjoy human life and stride forward on their own path. Time flies, and a whole morning has passed. Watching the five immortals walking away happily,Kun felt a bit like a dream, and he had this opportunity unintentionally. It was true that good people were rewarded. But at that moment, he really felt that he was likely to die, and was stabbed in the shoulder by an eagle's claws, and was stabbed by a python. The feeling of being haunted is really painful. But efforts will be rewarded. The greater the risk, the greater the reward. Everything is worth it. However, the beast god should also be a member of the organization, because in the photos he took out, the first target person was Cheng Siyi. Cheng Siyi was their current main hunting target, and it was obvious that the Beast God had also been instructed. Now that the beast god has turned into a meat pie and been swallowed by the big eagle, it will not take long for the organization to know about it, and he will not be found for the time being. Moreover, Lin Kun believes that there are very few gods and demons with his own piercing eyes. Even the five immortals in human form would not be seen through easily. Lin Kun strolled to the cafeteria. At this time, there were many people here, gathered in small and small groups, and they were all discussing something enthusiastically. When he walked over and listened, there was only one topic, which was what happened in the gymnasium just now. The boy who died mysteriously and a murder always caused an uproar, but looking at these people in front of them, it was like chatting after dinner, and there was not much fear or sympathy. "It's none of your business, just hang it up high," this saying has been developed to the extreme today. Lin Kun knows the reason better than anyone else, even though at this time he is being exposed as if he has been exposed to human flesh. It sounds like he has a very bad character. He has also played with many ignorant girls just because I am rich. , of course, if it weren't for his poor character, he wouldn't be seduced by the vixen easily. Character and character determine destiny. Lin Kun was too lazy to listen to the gossip, so he ordered a meal. He held the plate and looked for a seat. He wanted to find a place away from right and wrong and gossip. Soon, he saw an empty seat in a corner not far away, and there were only two people next to him. One of the boys was lying on the table, seemingly crying, while the boy next to him was trying to persuade her, looking very passionate. And Lin Kun, the boy who was persuading people, also knew him as the fourth child in his dormitory, Xu Cheng. Isn¡¯t Xu Cheng in love with the girl from the Internet cafe? Why did he fall in love so quickly? Is the other party a boy? Does Xu Cheng have any hobby in this area? Lin Kun walked over curiously, and heard crying before he got close. The boy was indeed crying. Lin Kun sat down in confusion. Xu Cheng did not look at him, but sighed and comforted: "Forget it, for such a Women are not worth it. You have to cheer up. There is no grass anywhere in the world." "Xu Cheng's words have basically become a term of comfort for broken love. Poor guys who are dumped by girls can be seen everywhere on university campuses. They are really not worth feeling sad about. It¡¯s not even worth crying about, when you cut down an eyesore tree and you can see the whole forest. Lin Kun sat down, and Xu Cheng saw him now, and said quickly: "Second brother, you came just in time, help me persuade him." "What's going on?" Lin Kun could see that Xu Cheng was related to him Yes, it doesn¡¯t matter if you help me. The boy was still burying his head in tears. Xu Cheng was a little embarrassed to speak. He thought for a while and said, "His name is Zeng Sheng. He is a classmate of mine. He is a very affectionate person. He has a girlfriend who we have been with since high school. We have a good relationship." It's also very good. The two of us went to my Internet cafe a few days ago, and his girlfriend's mobile phone was stolen by a thief. It turned out that this guy was so tough that he went to my Internet cafe part-time to work as a network administrator, guarding the thief every day ¡ Huang Tian paid off his hard work and finally caught the thief in the early hours of this morning. He even got his girlfriend¡¯s mobile phone back. It was the love token he gave to his girlfriend. It was a very classic Nokia mobile phone. No, I came back early in the morning and wanted to return the phone to my girlfriend in a hurry! " "It's really tough." Lin Kun gave a heartfelt thumbs up and praised sincerely: "This perseverance and persistence are worthy of admiration. His girlfriend must be very touched, why did she break up with him? " Lin Kun asked this, which made Zeng Sheng cry even more sadly. Xu Cheng said with a helpless face: "A senior gave his girlfriend a movie. Apple Five, as a result, his girlfriend is with the senior! "Fuck Lin Kun cursed, he was still moved by the young man's persistence. It turns out that the problem is not with feelings and persistence, but with Nokia. And Apple on! Girls nowadays are too utilitarian. Although it is human nature and understandable to pursue material enjoyment, they cannot ignore moral integrity, shame and friendship. As a human being, you must have a minimum bottom line and stick to it throughout your life. Lin Kun looked at the boy named Zeng Sheng and smiled bitterly: "Since you are so sad, it means you really like her, so what's the use of crying here? Go buy the latest and most high-end mobile phone to take care of you." Grab your girlfriend back." Lin Kun is a good suggestion, and it also satirizes vain and frivolous women who would only buy a mobile phone.For a woman who lives day and night, she might as well use the money she spends on a mobile phone to go to a brothel to find girls, and she can change her tricks every day. At this moment, Zeng Sheng suddenly raised his head. Although his face was stained with tears and lacked a lot of the masculinity of a man, he was still a handsome guy. He only heard him say aggrievedly: "I didn't do it because I was dumped." Sad, but angry that I was blind and gave my heart to such a bitch. I must not let her have an easy time Hey, you are not"