Crazy Legion The city of Lublin is now like a torn ant nest, in chaos. Just kidding, this is the headquarters of the NATO coalition. In a blink of an eye, the Chinese army has reached the outside of Lublin and is about to seize their headquarters. Can there be no chaos? The saddest thing is that even if the Chinese army has not eliminated this headquarters, the role Lublin can play is very limited. The reason is very simple: almost all the generals of the headquarters died at the Warsaw Airport, leaving only a bunch of hard-working people. What use can I make as a consultant? It is not that NATO has not noticed the current situation in Lublin. They have tried their best to appoint a new commander in the shortest time. All countries have sent their most powerful generals to try to stabilize the situation. However, the evil Soviet Union The Soviet Air Force pilots could not wait to bomb the NATO alliance's railway twice a day for twelve hours at a time. Let alone a train, even if a hare walked across the railway track, they would smile enthusiastically. , using aerial bombs to sincerely greet these miserable new commanders, rushing to Lublin under such circumstances is not called taking office, it is simply taking the high-speed train to report to King Yama. I feel that I am dying too slowly! For a time, taking up the post at the Lublin headquarters became the most dangerous job in the world. During this week, NATO sent a total of three groups of generals to try to clean up the mess, and two and a half groups did not even reach Lublin. I went to report to God immediately. The remaining half of the group either suffered from stroke and hemiplegia, or their aunt came. Anyway, it was difficult to go out, so they finally escaped. Even if one or two of them arrived in Lublin by luck, they would not be of any use. They were all half-cooked by the Soviet army with incendiary bombs. As soon as they arrived in Lublin, they immediately reported to the hospital. Damn, are you here to clean up the mess or are you here to be a nurse? ! ? It is impossible to expect the Ministry of National Defense to send someone here. This bastard Halsey is only focused on fighting the Soviet army on the front line and has no plans to return to Lublin to take control of the overall situation. The hard-working staff officers have to rely on themselves. They chose the tall ones among the short ones, and each selected the most prestigious person among them. They barely put up a show, and everyone discussed everything. They were so busy that they actually let them work vigorously for a week. He came to command the air force to attack to support the ground troops, command the troops stationed on the Polish-Ukrainian border to enter Western Ukraine to rescue the main force surrounded by Kiev, and use the remaining roads and railways to transport materials to the front line to supply blood to the front lineall done in a decent manner. . It can be seen that these bitter staff officers are also quite capable. During World War II, Stalin threatened to shoot half of the German staff officers. It was not unreasonable - these guys are really not easy to mess with. But now, the staff can¡¯t reach an agreement: their efforts have not been rewarded! During this period, they exerted all their strength for the next life. The war situation showed no signs of improvement. On the contrary, it became worse. Belarus and Romania suddenly turned against each other. The Chinese army came from Brest and went straight to Lublin to push them away. The main base! At this time, the staff were dumbfounded. Thanks to the big guys who were dedicated to solving the siege of Kiev, under their pressure, the staff could only bite the bullet and send the entire army to Western Ukraine, now Poland. The eastern part has been empty for a long time. What can we use against the two ace armies of the Chinese Army? Shock, fear, hesitation, despair, and gnashing of teeth hatred. This hatred is directed at Romania and Belarus. Damn it, you were hugging our thighs and weeping bitterly before, begging us to help you overthrow the rule of the Soviet Union, begging us to allow you to join the NATO family, now it¡¯s okay, we won¡¯t care about you if you don¡¯t work hard, but But why do you just fall out with each other and stab us in our most difficult time? Why! ? They have selectively forgotten the fact that traitors have no principles. They can betray the Soviet Union for their own interests. Why can't they betray NATO for their own interests? NATO has a big face? Maybe NATO's face is really bigger than that of the Soviet Union. It's a pity that these two people don't accept this trick at all. They still betray what should be betrayed. Moreover, after having the experience of betraying the Soviet Union, their methods are more sophisticated and they sell NATO even more. Thoroughly, I'm familiar with it. NATO staff officers will not remember this, and they are even less lazy to study the survival wisdom of the small country that Qin comes to serve Qin, and Chu comes to serve Chu. They just want to yell at these two rebels with their skulls turned upside down. : "Don't leave after school if you dare!" If NATO can survive this catastrophe, it will definitely, definitely, definitely not let go of these two traitors, Romania and Belarus, and they will be clean until they are fucked up. ! These two small countries also know that they have no way out. Neither NATO nor the Soviet Union can be offended by them. If they betray the Soviet Union, they still have a chance to redeem themselves, but if they betray NATO, they will have no choice but to die! There is no Ogarkov in the NATO army. He will not generously forgive their betrayal for the sake of victory and give them a chance to correct their evil ways. He will only punish them to death. Several divisions may be sent over every minute to teach them how to behave! They are not children and know what to do.??, I really have no interest in receiving in-depth education from NATO. If you don¡¯t want to receive in-depth education from NATO, you can only strike first and give NATO some vivid military education lessons to teach them how to behave. This is what these two countries think and do. There are two battlefields in the north and south, with the Chinese army in the south and the Soviet army in the north. They cannot take the vanguard. However, these two countries still work very hard, dispatching all the soldiers capable of fighting in the country, emptying the national treasury, and transferring countless supplies. Ammunition was continuously delivered to the Chinese and Soviet armies, and the slogan "spend all your money to support the front line" was barely shouted. When encountering some nails that are difficult to gnaw and have little value, the two guys rush to pounce on them and pull them out regardless of the cost without the boss opening a word, ensuring the smooth flow of logistics for the Chinese and Soviet armies. With the full assistance of this group of leading parties, both the Chinese army and the Soviet army made rapid progress. The Chinese army set out from Brest, charging and fighting, and it only took eight hours to reach Lublin, while the Soviet army set out from Romania. It only took six hours to penetrate through northern Ukraine and enter Poland. It really showed the NATO army how efficient it was. Many NATO staff members were shocked and exclaimed: "It turns out that the Imperial Army can be so powerful!" This is not true! To put it simply, in this blitzkrieg, the performance of the Belarusian army and the Romanian army was indeed remarkable, at least a hundred times stronger than the South Korean army and the South Vietnamese army supported by the double-headed eagle! In terms of cultivating the Imperial Army, the Double-headed Eagle really failed After seeing the strength of the Imperial Army and the determination of the Belarusian and Romanian governments to teach them how to behave, the staff officers were all panicked. They were dreaming. No one expected that the Soviet army would have such a big appetite and actually wanted to swallow up the entire Ukraine and bring the war to Poland. And judging from the current situation, they succeeded! Air transportation has been cut off long ago, and railway transportation has been cut into several pieces. You still have nothing to transport! Now only roads are left, and the road system, which is much less efficient, can still barely supply blood to the front line, but the last blood vessel is about to be cut off by the enemy. The iron pincers of the Soviet and Chinese armies will close in Lublin. The day this huge iron pliers closes, it will be the end of the NATO coalition! Of course, it is also their end, and they will die faster than the NATO coalition forces. what to do? There was a lot of fighting outside the city, shells landed and exploded in the suburbs from time to time, and Soviet bombers came over every now and then. After enjoying the city scenery of Lublin, I never forgot to drop a few thermite incendiary bombs to burn the rubles. Lin, the situation is extremely critical. The staff paid no attention to it, and all of them were so noisy that their faces turned red. Now no one is interested in caring about how the Soviet army managed to mobilize several armies without letting them notice at all, because the answer is more obvious than the lice on the head of a bald man, and still arguing about this issue is simply a waste of time. Insult their intelligence! What they were arguing about was what to do next. Yes, things happened, how it happened is no longer important, what matters is what to do next. The order given to them by NATO leaders is to hold on and keep Western Ukraine. Even if they cannot keep Western Ukraine, they must at least keep Poland! As for whether to save the million-strong army trapped in Ukraine, there is no mention at all, and there is no need to mention it¡ª¡ªif you dare, abandon the million-strong army and run back yourself. I promise not to hack you to death! There is no room for negotiation in the orders of the leaders. Sadly, these staff officers are now simply incapable of completing any of these three tasks! Staff officers from various countries held a grand meeting on issues of concern to all parties. The meeting was held in a friendly and warm atmosphere. Everyone fully exchanged opinions and conducted an in-depth discussion on the difficulties encountered by the NATO coalition forces and the current situation. The meeting decided to implement the spirit of the latest instructions from NATO headquarters, unify understanding, seize opportunities, work together, and contribute to the great cause of murder and arson! It is said that the record of their talks is as follows: Staff a: "Damn it, this battle can't be fought! The Soviet troops that have been supporting us in Kiev have already overwhelmed us, and now there are two more This guy who has been hiding in the grass to fight wild monsters came out, and he was dressed in a goddamn costume. He had more tanks than dogs, and planes were more annoying than mosquitoes in the summer. I think we should hurry up and wait for a while! The main base is about to be pushed away!" Staff officer B: "Saya? More than a million troops are still soaking in the muddy quagmire of Ukraine. Who dares to escape? The main force fled back, and the president refused to let you in. He just dug a big hole and buried you!" Staff officer c: "Then the question is: Which company has the best excavator technology?" Staff officer d: " Damn it, you¡¯re already burning your butt off and you¡¯re still in the mood to care about such a boring issue! In my opinion, we should quickly order the troops sent to support Kiev to withdraw. It¡¯s important to save Lublin!¡± Staff e: ¡°What a joke! Those hundreds of thousands of troops have just arrived at the front line, and they haven¡¯t deployed yet. Are you fucking kidding me?Staff officer: "I agree with withdrawing that unit. Ukraine will definitely not be able to defend it. We should think about how to save Poland (I quietly added in my mind: At the same time, we will save our lives!)!" Staff officer: "Then Come back." Staff officer a: "How to withdraw? It's not possible to withdraw hundreds of thousands of troops. If you don't pay attention, you will suffer heavy losses!" Staff officer g: "Get the whole army off the railway and let the two British troops retreat. The armored division opened the way and forcibly broke through the enemy's blockade" Staff officer: "Why should we be used as cannon fodder? Don't we have enough armored soldiers? We should let the Germans be the forwards!" Staff officer k: "You mean we Germans die less than you British?" Staff officer: "I can testify to this. The German army always suffers the heaviest losses in every battle. On the contrary, it is the British army. You always run away every time." The fastest, throw down the allied tank" h Staff: "You don't agree? You can do it, but if you can't, stop fooling around here!" "l Staff: "You want to fight, right?" : "Let's fight! I've long disliked you. Come on, let's have a good fight!" l Staff officer: "Let's fight, I'm afraid of you!" a Staff officer: "Shut up, I want to win rubles Go outside Lincheng. There are hundreds of thousands of Chinese soldiers there who are happy to accept your challenge! You two idiots are still in the mood to quarrel. I'm really impressed by you!" Staff h: "Who are you calling a idiot? ?" lStaff: "Yes, tell me clearly, who are you calling a bastard? If you don't make it clear, don't think about going out today!" Normal communication ends here, the next step is fists, iron chairs, Communication between belts is gone. However, a major decision was made at this meeting, which was to withdraw the troops and withdraw all the 300,000 troops who went to support Kiev! As Staff Officer E said, this new force worked hard to get to the front line. Many divisions had just exchanged fire with the Soviet army when they received orders to withdraw to Lublin. This time, the friendly forces were not rescued, but they themselves fell. After a few kilograms of fat, the hardships of the bumpy journey were all in vain. I don¡¯t know how many generals were stunned after receiving this order. After a while, they roared loudly: "Are you fucking kidding me!?" This is indeed a bit deliberately teasing people. I mean, I worked so hard to come here to fight monsters, but before I could catch my breath, you asked me to go back and defend the main base. What a cheater, I should be scolded! After cursing, they packed their bags and turned back together to walk together, because if they couldn't get back to Lublin in time, they would have to jump into the sea like lemmings!