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    Xiang Yu said easily: "Oh, it's in the deep forest over there. I thought I could use weapons. But when I took the sword, I found that it was useless. I just used my bare hands to use it."  I brought the things back. "I heard that right, empty-handed empty-handed!"  Xiang Yu is already beyond the scope of human beings, right? How many of you have seen someone come back from catching big tigers and bears with bare hands?  Xiang Yu saw my surprise and said with a smile: "It didn't take much. When I saw the big bear, it was lying in a hole sleeping, with its eyes closed and still licking its palms. I didn't want to catch it at first.  I just wanted to help it correct its bad habits, so I pulled its palm aside hard. Who knew it opened its eyes angrily and suddenly rushed towards me? "What a sin!"  Ignorance kills people!  The big bear is lying in the hole hibernating well, licking the bear's paws twice to replenish nutrients. It's weird if you bother others and don't get pounced on. That's not Winnie the Pooh, that's a giant pony bear!  I asked Xiang Yu: "Then what?" Then, Xiang Yu described such a scene to me, which fully demonstrated how Xiang Yu subdued the big bear and brought it back  When Xiang Yu rushed towards Xiang Yu, his face did not change and his heart did not beat. He turned to one side to avoid the attack.  The big bear jumped in the air, fell to the ground, turned around, looked at Xiang Yu angrily, licked his hands, and took a few mouthfuls Xiang Yu started to fight back. She rushed towards the big bear and slapped the big bear.  A mean smile appeared on the corner of the big bear's mouth, probably mocking the human who wanted to compete with the bear. Instead of dodging, it raised its heavy bear paw to block it. What it didn't expect was that the whole heavy bear's body  The body was slapped four or five steps and fell to the side. The big bear lay on the ground, a trace of sadness flashed in the corner of his eyes, as if tears were rolling in his eyes Xiang Yu rushed forward again, and the big bear stood up with red eyes.  Xiang Yu rushed towards him, but Xiang Yu did not dodge. He turned around gently and threw his shoulder over his shoulder, knocking the big bear to the ground When the big bear knew that it was difficult to resist the human in front of him and waved his two bear paws desperately, Xiang Yu  He kicked the bear in the belly and killed it "Holy shit" After listening to Xiang Yu's description, I couldn't calm down for a long time. He was actually able to fight a bear with his bare hands. Among women for thousands of years, Xiang Yu is probably the only one.  She is truly a female man that the Chinese nation is proud of.  I pointed at the tiger and asked, "How did you get this king of the forest back?" Xiang Yu folded his hands on his chest and said nonchalantly, "That's how you got it back. I accidentally stepped on it."  Even though I said I was sorry, it still came to eat me, so I pulled its tail and gently threw it a few times, and it died. "What kind of bandit logic is this? You stepped on it."  I don't want others to be angry because of my tail.  Besides, if you say you're sorry, Tiger won't understand!  Xiang Yu actually killed the king of the forest for this reason, and he did it with his bare hands and his tail!  I really admire Xiang Yu to the point of admiration. If Wu Song and Li Kui met, they would have to offer their knees honestly.  I looked at these things on the ground and listened to Xiang Yu's narration. I felt warm in my heart. These bear paws and tiger meat are much more precious than pigeons. If they can be given to them who are hungry, they will definitely be happier.  It's a pity that Xiang Yu still didn't mean to change her mind at all. Instead, she said she was leaving and leaving gifts for the children. She didn't really want to leave, right?  When I looked up at Xiang Yu again, she had already turned around and mounted her horse.  Riding on the horse, Xiang Yu put Chu Jian on his waist and said to me: "It's getting late, so let's set off quickly. I'll leave these things to you and Li Bai. As for how to bring them back, I don't care."  " "Oh, it doesn't matter, just leave this matter to us two men." I patted my chest as a promise. Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, moved his lips, and finally said nothing, and walked slowly to the front.  The horse is gone.  Li Bai muttered reluctantly, with a drunken smile, stood up unsteadily, and complained: "Oh, why did you take this kind of job? Pheasants and rabbits are easy to take care of. This big bear and  How did the tiger bring it? " "Li Bai is right. I stood next to the prey with my hands on my waist and looked around. There were only two horses, mine and Li Bai's. Even Li Bai's horse was just leaving the town.  I bought it specially for him before, and there is nothing to carry the bear and tiger tools. If it is directly tied to the horse and dragged along, these things will be dragged. What should I do?  Li Bai couldn't stand still on the ground. He spun around in circles, stretched, and then lay down again. He was probably going to sleep.  I was so angry that I was shaking desperately. This big drunkard must have drunk too much again. He drank all day long and slept and drank. You see, after I ascend the throne in the future, I will cut off all the wine trade in the Fu Dynasty. I will let you?!  I just don¡¯t understand what the benefits of drinking are. Could this thing that housewives call cat urine bring good luck to the drinker?  I went to Li Bai, pushed him hard, and said, "Brother Li Bai, can you help me think of a solution?" The answer was a loud grunt.  I was so hairy that I walked to the edge of the woods and wanted to jump off a branch and hit Li Bai. But while I was jumping, I saw these bare tree trunks and suddenly had an idea in my mind.  If you cut off the thicker tree trunks, intersect them vertically and horizontally in twos and threes, and then fix them, wouldn't this be a simple towing object?  Then put the bear carcasses and tiger carcasses on it and drag them away. Isn't it just right?  I'm so witty!  I quickly rushed to Xiang Yu and said to her: "Miss Xiang Yu, Miss Xiang Yu!" Perhaps it was the first time that I heard me call her so tenderly or call her a girl. Xiang Yu seemed particularly happy and was excited when he spoke.  We got a little closer, and she asked me what I wanted her to do, so I told her my method, and then offered to use the Chu sword I borrowed. After all, I didn't bring an ax or saw with me when I came out.  Xiang Yu readily agreed and handed the Chu Jian to me. I carried the Chu Jian to a tree that was not too strong but still smooth. I rubbed my hands and started to split the wood with the blade of the sword. As a result, in the cold winter,  I broke out in a cold sweat, but the trees did not move at all. My hands were almost worn out, and the small gap I made before was still so big.  I threw the sword away and angrily wanted to call Li Bai to come over for help. I called several times, but Li Bai just answered me with a grunt.  Just when I was at a loss what to do, I saw Xiang Yu shaking his head, walking over, smiling at me, and started pushing the tree with both hands. At the same time that I heard a "click, click, click" sound in my ears, I witnessed a tree with my own eyes.  How was Xiang Yu inferred with his hands!  Thinking about how Lu Zhishen uprooted the weeping willow trees, that was all!  While I was speechless, Li Bai also opened his sleepy drunken eyes and glanced at Xiang Yu.  Xiang Yu pushed down one tree and then pushed another tree. That tree was thicker and there was no gap that I had made with my sword in advance. However, under Xiang Yu's force, the roots of that tree were buried deep in the ground.  They all started to shake off the soil and came out!  I watched Xiang Yu push the tree with his little hands, which were red from the cold, like apples in autumn. The trunk of the tree was rough and it was very easy to wear the palms of his hands.  After rummaging around, I actually took out a few viper handkerchiefs that Li Yuanfang gave me. According to Li Yuanfang, Hu Jinghui was not dead, but went to the south to open a quilt factory.  , mass-produce this finely crafted handkerchief.  I held the handkerchief and anxiously walked to Xiang Yu, handed it over, and said, "Miss Xiang Yu, don't wear your hands out, just put this handkerchief on it." "No need, get out of the way, don't wait for the tree to fall down."  Hit you." Xiang Yu pushed the tree hard without paying any attention to me.  I leaned forward and said with concern: "Goodbye now, women are women, their hands are very delicate, not as delicate as men's. If it were Dian Wei and Li Yuanba, I wouldn't even give them my underwear." With a "click", the whole tree  The tree fell down unexpectedly, and Xiang Yu quickly stepped aside, and in the end he didn't forget to pull me over too.  Before I could figure out what was going on, I heard a "bang" and the big tree in front of me fell to the ground. Fortunately, all the leaves on the branches had fallen off, otherwise whatever I just said would have been swept away by the leaves.  Just when I was in shock, Xiang Yu's scolding voice came from beside me: "Tell you to get out of the way, you have to seek death yourself?" Damn it, I gave her a handkerchief regardless of the danger, and she scolded me, she is  Are you sick?  She must be sick!  Just when I was about to yell at her, my mind suddenly flashed back to the scene when I saw Xiang Yu taking a bath that night - what a pitiful picture of a girl taking a bath The anger in my heart felt like it was extinguished by the drizzle of rain   I put the handkerchief into Xiang Yu's hand and said to her: "You are cutting down trees for me. If your hand is injured, then I will look a little unmanly. I'd better hold the handkerchief." Xiang Yu took the handkerchief.  He looked at me with a weird smile and a disgusted expression, and silently put the handkerchief in his arms.  Looking at her smiling face, I really wanted to cover my face with my hands and burst into tears, then find a hole, jump in and bury myself.  When I was extremely embarrassed, I turned my face and looked at Li Bai. He was still lying there, squinting his eyes and pretending to be drunk, but he was actually observing the situation!  As expected, no drunkard is normal. Even Li Bai, the Immortal of Poetry, would reveal his character as a foot-picking man after drinking!  I walked over and kicked Li Bai: "Can you get up and work! Can you not chop down trees and pick up branches?" Li Bai opened his eyes and recited: "An Neng can make me bend my eyebrows and bend my waist to serve the powerful, so that  I don¡¯t want to be happy" I got angry, so I went to break off a branch from the tree that I just knocked down, and hit Li Bai: "I fucking made you unhappy."??You see, if I don't spank your ass, you won't even do a job if I ask you to do it!  ¡± ¡°Do it, do it, do it!¡±  "Li Bai stood behind Xiang Yu and jumped and shouted. I didn't know whether he was scolding me or saying that he wanted to work. Anyway, in the end he came out obediently, knitted the tow bag for me, and started moving together.  There were also tigers. Xiang Yu had good intentions and wanted to help us move, but I was too embarrassed to ask her to do it. I told her that we could just leave this kind of thing to men. As a result, Li Bai and I spent a lot of effort.  Xiang Yu didn't even move Xiong Hu to the tow truck, but instead he was panting from exhaustion and sat on the ground panting In the end, Xiang Yu picked up one in each hand and threw it on the tow truck Watching Li Bai and I follow tiredly  Panting on the ground like a dog, Xiang Yu said to us: "You two rest for a while, and I will go walk the horse again. I will wait until you have rested before leaving."  " "Then what Xiang Yu.  "I gasped and shouted. "Huh?  "Xiang Yu turned around and looked at me with a pair of beautiful big eyes. I thought about it for a long time and finally said: "In the future, if you don't have enough handkerchiefs, ask me for them. I will provide them for free" Xiang Yu said nothing, turned around, mounted his horse and left. Li Bai was beside him.  Secretly enjoying himself: "You, you, you, you are only good at this, haha.  " I glanced at Li Bai coldly. Li Bai quickly untied the wine gourd and put it to his mouth to drink. His posture was similar to that of a suckling baby. He really knew how to pretend to be innocent and his selling skills were so cute.
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