He had nightmares continuously for several days, which seriously affected Tang Jun's sex life. A quick calculation showed that there are 365 days in a year, and 360 days were spent in bed under constant fire. Only those 5 days were occupied by nightmares. Because There had been no cannon fire in the past few days, and Tang Jun's eyes were so suppressed that they were bright, especially when he saw a woman, his eyes were burning like fire. Tonight, he arranged for the stewardess to come over and sleep with him. Unexpectedly, Yao Sisi was also an idiot. She had already arrived at the door of his house and tilted her foot on the steps. The pain made her cry and she couldn't move. He called "Tang Jun" several times, but there was no response from the house. Finally, Yao Sisi became furious and shouted at the top of her lungs: "Tang Jun, you bad guy, get out of here like a watermelon." As a result, Tang Jun didn't come out, and the neighbor The widow ran out pouting. Seeing Yao Sisi lying there, he quickly went over to help her and asked the older girl, what's going on? Is your foot crooked? Yao Sisi let out a pitiful sigh, and tears flowed like clear springs. The widow said that you hold on to the wall first, and I will call Tang Jun out. The widow knocked on the door for a long time, and then Tang Jun came out and asked what happened. The widow said, why are your ears so dead? Your girlfriend¡¯s feet are crooked. Rush to help. Tang Jun was startled and asked where the person was. "They are standing against the wall outside," the widow said. Tang Jun rushed out quickly and saw Yao Sisi leaning there in grievance and shedding tears. His heart felt like being stabbed, and his distressed face changed. He tsked and said, "Why are you so careless? You still miss the mark when you go up the stairs." What are you thinking about every day? He helped Yao Sisi into the room. She was still crying softly, as if she hadn't experienced such a grievance in several years, and she was suspected of acting like a spoiled child to her boyfriend. The widow was really annoying, with a heavy butt. She sat in the room and refused to leave until she finished two cups of Biluochun. During this period, Tang Jun glared at her several times, but it didn't work. Seeing that Yao Sisi was so aggrieved, I originally wanted to massage her feet, or hug her a few times and do some intimate gestures to comfort her, but with the widow here, these things couldn't be done. So when she left, Tang Jun didn't say anything. He followed her not to see her off, but to close the door, but he said in his heart, "Auntie, please leave quickly. It's so unnecessary." Turning around, Tang Jun hugged Yao Sisi and protected her. He touched her lovingly and asked if it still hurt. She hummed softly a few times, and then asked her to sit on the bed. He would help her massage her injured muscles and take off her socks, revealing a delicate and smooth one. foot. He held her feet and kneaded them gently, causing her whole white legs to ripple. Yao Sisi probably felt very comfortable with this kind of massage. She couldn't help but lie on the bed, leaving her two legs outside the bed and letting them do whatever she wanted. at the mercy of. Tang Jun guarded a jade leg, and the more he touched it, the stronger his desire became. Then he touched his feet and then his thighs. When he reached the river, he couldn't stand it anymore. He took off his clothes twice and climbed onto the bed. Yao Sisi closed her eyes tightly. , just waiting for him to quench her thirst. As soon as the lights were turned off, the moon outside the window was so beautiful, making Yao Sisi as bright as jade. He said, "My little sweetheart is getting more and more beautiful." Yao Sisi suddenly opened her eyes, hugged his neck, and wanted to suck him dry. At this time, I heard someone knocking on the door, "Tang Jun, Tang Jun, open the door." Tang Jun quickly rolled off the bed, put on his big pants and muttered, "This widow is so fucking disgusting, she's just a bastard." Why are you always harassing me? You must be jealous if I am having an affair with others. He opened the door and asked coldly what was going on. The widow smiled and said, "My cell phone seems to have been left at your house." Tang Jun quickly turned his head and glanced at the sofa. Sure enough, there was a white cell phone on it. At this time, the widow unconsciously He took the initiative to come in and asked if there was any. Tang Jun said yes, and quickly handed the phone to her. The widow's eyes were really nosy, and she kept looking for Yao Sisi. Finally, she found her lying on the bed, covered with a quilt, and then couldn't help but smile. When Tang Jun sent her to the door, she turned around suddenly and said that she went to bed so quickly, it was really the speed of the Titanic. Tang Jun was a little unhappy, said okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, and slammed the door. Then she leaned against the door and panted for a long time, muttering to herself that this old goblin was just destroying my good deeds. She had just entered the climax and was about to be happy. She knocked on the door. Damn it, if you really need a man. , let me introduce to you the old man Zhu who is guarding the gate tomorrow. Don¡¯t look at old people, that old man eats a donkey lampstand every day and a donkey bowl every two days. His desire is very strong, and he will definitely be your good helper. Tang Jun loves every lover deeply, otherwise he would not be so busy, making piston movements day and night, flying on the bed, and every night he would make the "heavenly river" brightly lit, Looks like a lot of construction work. On the last day, the floor tiles trembled, and the braised pork in the kitchen became "red sister-in-law meat"; on the last day, flower petals flew in the mountains, cicadas sang happily, and batsHanging up, rats lined up to come out to party. Tang Jun was sweating profusely, gasping for breath in excitement, and had runny nose. He was physically exhausted the next day and fell ill. He went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor said it was a cold caused by excessive sex, referred to as "sexual cold", which is a disease of wealth. Tang Jun thought to himself, what the hell, I got a disease that even the emperor never got. In the end, after drinking three packets of isatis root and losing three bottles of cephalosporins, it still didn¡¯t help. So Tang Jun looked through the information, went to Baidu, and looked up the treatment methods of "sexual cold". As a result, the word "sexual cold" could not be found anywhere, and he could not prescribe the right medicine. Afterwards, he cursed the doctor for being a fool. If you don¡¯t understand, don¡¯t talk nonsense. Where in the world did sexual colds come from? AIDS was invented by Americans, and many innocent people have suffered from it. Do you still want to be unique and add another disease to mankind? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡ The next day, Tang Jun went to Li Jinglin's office to report on his work. The old thief was still the same as before, with a bright complexion, shiny hair, shiny leather shoes, and an awesome air of being a leader. Tang Jun nodded and bowed, and exchanged a few simple greetings. , and then sat there and listened to Li Jinglin's speech. The boy spoke a lot of official language again: we must further clarify our thinking, accelerate the pace of economic development in counties and cities, and strive to build a strong city and county with strong economy; we must focus on developing rural productivity and increase farmers' income as the core, and solidly promote new rural areas. construction, so that farmers can truly benefit; we must correctly handle the relationship between urban development and revitalizing the county economy, further increase coordination efforts, accelerate the process of urban and rural integration, and strive to build our city into a new model city after economic reform. Tang Jun sat there with his scalp numb as he listened, and thought to himself, don¡¯t follow me, it¡¯s okay to talk about this at a meeting of leading cadres, it would be great if you do something practical with me, all these formalities are of no use.