Li Jinglin came late to the morning meeting today. Everyone was sitting in the conference room chatting. Some lesbians were arguing about what a top man is. Tang Jun listened with a smile but did not speak. Du Bailing next to him touched him and asked him to give them a standard answer. , see what the best man is. Tang Jun smiled and said: "This question is not difficult. I think it is enough if you can do three things: first, have a good temper but not too much, second, be rich but not too rich, and third, be good at it." But not too much." As soon as Tang Jun finished speaking, Du Bailing immediately responded, "That's good, I agree. A woman said that I can tolerate these three things, but some men have these advantages and always like to pretend to be rich. Is this considered a top man? In fact, I hate such men the most. If you don¡¯t have them, you don¡¯t have them. What are you doing? To appear rich. Tang Jun immediately added that men with bad habits do not count. The woman also said that if you go to a restaurant, almost every house will be full. It seems that there are many rich people in this city. In fact, there are many poor people in the real society. How did so many rich people come here? . Tang Junhui explained that some people in life are desperate to save face and suffer hardships. They live a very poor life, eating instant noodles every day, saving money to wear famous brands, or generously inviting friends and classmates to dinner to show that they are rich and successful. This kind of person's character is generally a person who loves to show off, loves to be in the limelight, loves to express himself, and is very vain. Therefore, the people who spend money in restaurants are not exclusively rich people. There are also a group of fake rich people who use the money to pay the electricity bill. To consume. There is also a kind of rich man with a twisted soul who hangs out in a big city and lets his wife act like a young lady. He wears brand-name clothes, eats, drinks and has fun, and is a comfortable boss behind his back. As soon as his wife earns money, he comes to collect the money. Everyone laughed, and Du Bailing said that was the case, but it was good, as it supported the catering industry and stimulated economic development. Tang Jun said: "So I now pay great attention to educating children to prevent them from contracting the bad habits of some people in society. I only make friends with two kinds of people, one is a good teacher and the other is a helpful friend. I try to have as little contact with other messy people as possible. "Mayor Tang is tall, really tall, so you became the mayor at such a young age," a cadre said with emotion, followed by another lesbian who spoke: "Do you think a man who loves to play is considered the best?" Man." Du Bailing quickly interjected: "How can Huaxin be considered the best? Ximen Qing is a typical example, and he is always the target of criticism." "Then Wu Dalang is the best man," the woman added, and everyone laughed. Du Bailing said that if Wu Dalang was considered a top-notch man, he would give it to you. Do you want it? The woman immediately became speechless. Today, Xiaona was also at the meeting. She saw the heated discussion and couldn¡¯t sit still. She asked you if a man who doesn¡¯t treat guests, doesn¡¯t give gifts, and doesn¡¯t go to nightclubs to mess with young ladies is considered the best. Tang Jun said, didn¡¯t I just say that you should be responsible but not too responsible, have a good temper but not be too good, for example, if you still pretend to be a good person when others are squatting on your head to shit, that would be a bit silly, Xiao Na laughed. "I think Mayor Tang is the best man, our role model." "Don't say that, I am not yet the best, at most I am a top-notch man, or an ordinary man." Tang Jun explained. When everyone was having an intense discussion, Li Jinglin came in with a cup, "Sorry, I'm late today." Then he sat down, moistened his throat and said, today's meeting will mainly summarize yesterday's content and arrange new tasks for today. It will take about an hour. I will condense it as soon as possible because I came late and wasted everyone's time. After saying that, Li Jinglin returned to his book and began to talk endlessly. Tang Jun sat aside and seemed to be listening, but in fact he was planning his next speech. Tang Jun improvises a lot in his speeches. He generally doesn't like to read out speeches according to the script. He feels that it would be below his own level. In addition, he doesn't like to chatter during meetings. He will say whatever he has to say and then break up the meeting. Unlike Li Jinglin, who would nag even the most important things in meetings. He seemed to be addicted to meetings. Sometimes there was nothing to talk about. He would read a newspaper passage to everyone and let the people below discuss it. It was quite boring. Someone once complained, saying It would be better not to hold an ineffective meeting, which wastes everyone's time. But complaints are complaints. Who dares to propose this suggestion to Li Jinglin face to face? Everyone is afraid of being blacklisted by Secretary Li. It will be impossible to make progress in the future. Once someone is on the blacklist, they are no longer favored by the leader. . When Li Jinglin was in a meeting, a deputy director below was sitting dishonestly and fell from his stool to the ground. Everyone burst into laughter. As a result, the deputy director became moved and cursed: "Why are you laughing? Damn it, what's so funny about it? It's shameless." "Li Jinglin was speaking at the time, but was interrupted by the deputy director's actions. He was very angry and thought that the deputy director's quality was too poor, so he dismissed the deputy director from his position the next day. When Tang Jun was with Yao Sisi at night, he said that his legs started to hurt again and he would probably feel it again tomorrow.?It¡¯s raining, Yao Sisi said, how can you get arthritis at such a young age? These are all diseases of the elderly. Tang Jun sighed and said: "It's a long story. This disease has been with me for five years. The year there was a flood in Tongbei City, I stood in the water for a whole day, and then I fell into this problem." "Now that science is so advanced, could it be that There is no medicine to treat this disease." Yao Sisi asked very concernedly, "There are many kinds of medicines. They can usually relieve the pain and relieve the temporary discomfort, but they cannot remove the root cause. This disease is not localized to the five internal organs and is also very stubborn. "There are very few people who can really be cured by taking medicine." Tang Jun looked at Yao Sisi and said. "Why, I have to have surgery." "It's not that serious now. When the condition becomes serious, it will be difficult to walk, and the knees will be swollen and full of water. Then surgery will be considered, and it will cost hundreds of thousands to replace two tablets. can". Yao Sisi quickly asked: "How is the effect of the operation? It won't have any side effects and you will be paralyzed on the bed." Tang Jun chuckled, "No, I have seen them do it. They are all very healthy and there is no difference between walking and normal people." , but no one wants to get sick. Getting any disease is a painful thing. It is also very painful for a man and a woman to get sick. Even if they hold each other, they won¡¯t feel it because the organs are broken. ¡°My little handsome guy, You can't give a better example, but you want to talk about the most sensitive parts of men and women. " "Aren't there many couples who can't have children? What's the reason? Isn't it because the organs are broken? "Tang Jun kept talking. Yao Sisi even said not to talk about this matter anymore. I didn't want to hear it anymore, so I quickly changed the topic. Tang Jun continued to say, "I just gave an example casually, but I didn't say there was something wrong with you down there. , your organs are all evergreen, and I won¡¯t object to you sleeping with a hundred men, okay? " Yao Sisi said angrily: "You are so bad, why do you think I am so bad? If you hadn't taken possession of me, I would still be a virgin now. " Tang Jun shook his head with an ugly expression, "If I didn't carry out the 'Operation Breaking the Red' on you, I guess you would have been ruined by the gangsters. By then, you would definitely not be like this now. Maybe you would be hiding on a certain floor in the community and A few hooligans hang out together, and the big guys take drugs day and night." Tang Jun also spoke with lightning speed. In two sentences, he described Yao Sisi as a drug addict. His smug look showed off his eloquence.