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Chapter 1501 Official career rules

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    Corrupt elements in the officialdom are also a small group of elites. They encourage activists who can make money and bribe them. At the same time, they themselves also bribe their superiors. They have two styles of life. When meeting the leaders, they nod and bow, and say more compliments.  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: The last time Tang Jun went to the countryside below for investigation, before leaving, the township secretary and mayor were so enthusiastic that they filled the trunk of their car with all kinds of specialties and delicacies.  The two watched the leaders drive away, and the secretary said to the township head, "These gangsters are really good at showing off when they come down here, and their faces are always as tight as pig butts. They need to be as serious as they want, as long as they are facing the situation."  When I left, I brought gifts to them. They all smiled as charmingly as lotus flowers. Damn it, how shallow can you be? It seemed that they were not here to guide the work, but to eat, drink, and get gifts. " Later, someone came.  I secretly told Tang Jun what the secretary had said. He was moved on the spot, thinking how could the township secretary be qualified for the post of secretary if he was such a two-faced person, so he dismissed him the next day.  The miserable township secretary didn¡¯t even know what kind of law he had broken, and his superiors suddenly wanted to remove him from his post. Only later did he realize that he had spoken carelessly and was betrayed by the villain.  Regretfully, I hit myself on the head with a urinal, saying that throughout my life, I have been familiar with the unspoken rules of officialdom, but I just didn¡¯t have the awareness to guard against villains. It turns out that officialdom is full of ears and eyes.  The rule of corruption in official career is to study the leader's wallet crazily and do everything possible to make the leader's wallet bulge; in addition, we must study more about the psychology of beautiful women and how to introduce them to leaders for enjoyment. By seizing these two pieces of hardware, you will basically have the conditions to climb up.  .  On the other hand, you are a genius. You studied "Tang Poems" at the age of three, read "Marie Curie" at the age of four, studied "Mathematical Olympiad" at the age of five, and was admitted to Oxford at the age of ten. In fact, these are not easy to use in officialdom. You  You look as stupid as a clown, and your movements when you pour a glass of water for the boss are extremely uncoordinated. If you still stutter a little, bump into a telephone pole and say sorry, well, you must not hang out in the officialdom, go in  I have to squeeze you too.  Tang Jun has been very efficient at work recently. In one week, he inspected three departments, reviewed forty materials, attended a wedding, met and went to bed with four lovers, and at the same time promoted a widow in his spare time and solved the problem.  He Xiaolong and his wife's emotional discord was solved, and finally he got Guan Tianhe a decoration business.  But the only worry that he couldn't solve was Liu Chang'e's request for help. Ai Heping's wife, a policewoman, applied for a household registration for a fugitive. This incident had a great impact. Tang Jun really didn't dare to use his power indiscriminately for fear of becoming a leader above.  hob meat.  So during this period of time, Tang Jun was very afraid to see Liu Chang'e, and even tried to call her with trepidation. He thought to himself, how could I have time to help you solve such a mentally retarded problem? Is it something a smart person can do to register a fugitive? 250  How did you get into the police force with an inferior mind?  At 9:10 in the evening, Tang Jun was sitting in front of the computer controlling the game, holding eighteen weapons and killing, playing with excitement and sweating profusely.  Suddenly the phone rang again, and Tang Jun saw that it was Miss Liu's call again.  Suddenly she was so worried that her eyebrows were connected together like rockets, and there were wrinkles on the bridge of her nose. "Beauty, please don't call me. I'm lying on the hospital bed now with a catheter inserted underneath.  My urinary system is in constant pain when I talk. I'll contact you after I finish." "Oh, you're in the hospital. What's going on? What's the disease? I'll go to the hospital right away. See you later." Liu Chang'e raised her eyebrows.  , looking anxious.  Tang Jun was immediately stumped. He wanted to lie but ended up trapping himself in it. He quickly changed his words and said, "Dear, I'm actually not sick. I was just peeing, so I don't want to talk to you more and used the excuse of being hospitalized." Liu Chang'e was so angry that she called her on the spot.  Li Zhi gritted his teeth, guessing that Tang Jun could eat him in one bite, and then said angrily: "What does calling on the phone have to do with peeing? Isn't it just a thing of a few centimeters? How heavy can it be? I can hold it with one hand and hold it with the other."  Can¡¯t you make a call on a mobile phone? Well, you can wait until you finish urinating.¡± After saying that, he pressed the phone with a bang.  Tang Jun stood there stupidly with a mobile phone in his hand. He felt that his orifices were getting hot. He drank a bottle of mineral water in one breath. This time, he really peed. His stomach suddenly sank. His bladder was swollen. He pinched his legs and hurriedly  Run into the bathroom.  After peeing, the troubles were not flushed away by the toilet, but the space between the legs was relieved, and the burden on the dick was gone, but the brain was still heavy.  I thought that Liu Chang'e would call me later. How should I reply to her? I really can't handle this matter, but she keeps looking for me endlessly. Oh my, it's so annoying. She thinks that I am omnipotent.  Yes, nothing is impossible. Damn it, this daughter of a car model is as tough as her mother.  Her mother thought it would be best to expose her muscles in front of a luxury car; now her daughter does the sameWhen you are not doing something, everything is calm. When you are doing something, you have to get it done. You are stubborn and persistent, like a donkey's temperament.  After finishing his toilet, Tang Jun washed his hands and just walked out of the bathroom when the phone rang again. This time, Tang Jun had no sense of urgency and walked over to answer the phone slowly.  "Dear, what on earth are you going to talk to me about? Isn't it just the bad things about Ai Heping's wife? Can we talk about it tomorrow?" Tang Jun had a bored tone, and Liu Chang'e was unhappy, "Why don't you  It doesn't matter if you go to the Justice Bureau for me or not. The key is that you have a bad attitude, you don't care about this matter at all, and you don't try your best. To put it more seriously, you haven't helped me even once.  That's why I'm very angry." Liu Chang'e's voice became louder when she got angry, and she lost control of her emotions.  Tang Jun was said to be speechless. He had indeed been adopting a perfunctory attitude. Unexpectedly, Liu Chang'e found out. He suddenly became nervous and paused for a while before saying: "Okay, feel free to guess what I said."  It¡¯s okay if you don¡¯t do it anyway, I didn¡¯t help you accomplish this, of course I have to accept your reprimand.¡± Then, Liu Chang¡¯e burst into tears. Tang Jun was used to this trick of women, getting angry first and then crying.  , and then let the men take the initiative to coax her, and then, you promise to buy her high-end clothes and high-end cosmetics, and the crying stops suddenly, and you take off your clothes extremely gently, and lie on the bed for you, letting you  There are dragons and tigers leaping above.  Some time ago, when Tang Jun and Liu Chang'e were together, they were seen by Fang Yuchan. She had a few big fights with Tang Jun, but in the end they were smoothed over by Tang Jun. He was not as stupid as He Xiaolong, and he was very good at handling relationships between women.  , very sophisticated, if Tang Jun is compared to a master of stepping on flowers, it is not an exaggeration at all.  In fact, Fang Yuchan was not the only woman who was making trouble at that time. Liu Chang'e felt that Fang Yuchan was jealous. She also had trouble with Tang Jun. She remembers that night when Tang Jun touched her and she remained motionless. When he kissed her, she suddenly blocked her mouth and refused to kiss her.  Tang Jun was furious and said, "Why are you pretending to be serious with me? We have played together countless times, why are you doing this?"  Liu Chang'e was anxious, "Who told you to associate with Fang Yuchan? If you touch her and then touch me, I think you are dirty." After hearing this, Tang Jun stood there motionless.
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