"Hi Stephen, I'm Pete. I've been on summer vacation for so long. Do you have anything cool to tell me?" Having just returned from Switzerland and put down his suitcase, Pete took his mobile phone and couldn't wait to contact his friends, because he I plan to gather a group of friends to go camping in Yellowstone Park. After all, New York is really too hot in the summer. The temperature outside is as high as 38 degrees. I can only stay at home and use the air conditioner all day long, and I dare not go out at all. "Oh my god, Pete, you damn bastard finally gave up on calling me!" Stephen on the other end of the phone screamed and said angrily: "I thought you went to Iraq to serve as a soldier! The phone was always on They were all shutting down, and you didn¡¯t respond to the emails I sent you.¡± ¡°Haha¡± Peter laughed awkwardly, and he thought to himself, ¡°Can I tell you, I left in a hurry, so did I forget to bring my phone?¡± Can I say that I had so much fun in Switzerland that I forgot to say hello to my friends? He shrugged and said apologetically: "Stephen, don't be angry. Didn't I think of a great idea? What do you think about us taking Lucy and Chris to go to Montana for a tour? We can go hunting on horseback and go camping in Yellowstone National Park. I¡¯ve long wanted to kill a brown bear and let everyone know how awesome I am! ¡°What do you think of this idea?¡± ¡°Man, it¡¯s really awesome.¡± Weak!" After hearing this, Stephen couldn't help but want to laugh at him, and said quickly: "Did you know? This kind of weather is not suitable for camping at all, because mosquitoes and poisonous snakes will eat you up. Anyway, I don¡¯t want to die young. If you go to see God, I will definitely remember to engrave an epitaph on your tombstone: Idiot, died of summer snakes. What do you think of this proposal? Dude? "Damn it, this bastard!" Peter snorted in displeasure and asked subconsciously: "Then what are your plans? The vacation is still more than a month away! Do you want to stay at home and masturbate in front of the computer every day? Be careful that you won't be able to get hard from now on. "Don't worry, you bastard! I will never be unable to get hard!" Stephen retorted on the other end of the phone: "You should worry about yourself because your big belly is almost covering your dick. If you want to lose weight, I think you can only masturbate, because there is no way that a beautiful woman will fall in love with a fat man dressed as a pregnant woman. " No doubt. The power of these words was really too great. Big Pete hung up the phone with a bang. Then he angrily sat in front of the computer and wrote a question on his Facebook: "Fat man" Is there any beauty who likes it?" Then, he thought for a while and added another question: "What is the best way to lose weight?" Just after doing all this, his phone rang and he took it over to take a look. But it was Stephen who called, which made Peter hesitate, wondering whether he should pick up the call. But he suddenly thought about it and felt that men should not be as stingy as women, so he finally answered the phone when the fifth ring rang, before he could ask "What are you doing?" Stephen on the other end of the phone said first: "Peter, you are such a bitch! You made a joke and hung up the phone on me in anger. I feel it is necessary to record this incident on my Facebook. Just say 'pussy' Pete" "Do you want to die? Stephen!" Stephen didn't even finish his sentence when he was shocked by the murderous roar of the furious Pete. Then I heard Pete say: "If you really dare to do this, I will definitely blow your balls. Let you try a real girly life! I mean you will!" Pete had to be angry! Almost everyone in their class, and even the entire school, has a "Facebook" account, and everyone has also added alumni groups and class groups. As long as Stephen really calls out the nickname "Piece" Pete, the consequences will be dire. There is no need to imagine that the insulting nickname "girl" will definitely become a stain in his life that cannot be washed away. It's a pity that he didn't threaten me. After threatening him, Stephen was no longer afraid. He just listened to this bad friend laughing and said: "Pete, I never like others to threaten me. I didn't want to write it at first, but you threatened me." After me, I suddenly want to write a diary. This is a story about a girl named Pete. Do you want to read it? " Oh! Shit! Pete couldn't help but swear again, and then Amidst Stephen's evil smile, he took a deep breath and said: "Asshole Stephen, tell me your conditions! I don't want to go to jail for beating others to disability. You should understand the power of my fists!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a " "Didi" the sound rang, and soonHe knew at a glance that there was an email flying over. He quickly held the phone in one hand and continued to listen to the call, while holding the mouse in the other hand, he clicked on his mailbox. "A wonderful action movie, a good movie that has given thumbs up and praise from countless viewers, "The Man", from Hong Kong, China, with a shocking starring role from Tang Dynasty, China. This movie is being screened in its first week, AMC Theater Group Looking forward to your visit! ¡± Oh! Shit Why? An action movie starring a Chinese Tang Dynasty? At first, when he saw this very short advertising email, Pete couldn't help but want to curse, because to be honest, not many people like to read advertisements, but this stuff is just like dog skin plaster, it can't be cleaned no matter what, it's really annoying! However, when the corners of his eyes glanced at a very familiar word, he was slightly startled, and then subconsciously concentrated his attention. At the same time, he also automatically ignored Stephen on the other end of the phone who was proudly making conditions. He was very serious. I saw this advertising email. "Oh my God! Chinese Tang Dynasty's first movie has already been released?" Pete exclaimed in surprise and almost threw his phone away, because only he knew how much he secretly admired this film. He is simply an all-powerful Chinese performing artist. It is no exaggeration to say that he has watched almost all of China Tang's performance videos that can be found on Youtubi more than once. Even when he performed and sang Chinese songs, Pete has also watched them. He even went to "China" I went to Chinatown to buy a record of his for my collection! It can be said unceremoniously that although Pete is not a fan of "Chinese Tang", he is definitely the kind of young American who is very interested in Chinese Tang. Once they talk about celebrities at a party, they will definitely talk about it. Talking about China Tang, let¡¯s talk about why he is so versatile? Why can he perform almost perfectly in any performance method? Are there really geniuses in this world? So it¡¯s no surprise that when Pete saw the reminder that the Chinese-language action film "The Man" was starring a Chinese Tang Dynasty, he immediately had an idea in his mind: a Chinese Tang Dynasty imitation show, dance, magic, and kung fu performances. , musical instrument playing, almost everything is proficient in it, but what about movies? And he is very good at fighting, so the action movies he makes will definitely be exciting, right? ¡°Moreover, all of his performances are classics, so will this movie, his first starring role, still become a classic? Undoubtedly, when these thoughts appeared in his mind, Pete suddenly made a decision in his mind: I must go to see China Tang's performance. The ticket price of 12 US dollars is comparable to the ticket price of his last performance in Madison. It¡¯s hundreds of times cheaper, don¡¯t miss it! When he had made his decision, he picked up the mouse and was about to click on the AMC ticketing website to book tickets. His cell phone, which he had long forgotten, suddenly rang. This made him startled and he cursed before he recovered. Only then did he suddenly think of Stephen, and how this bastard wanted to blackmail him. After thinking for a while, he suddenly answered the phone, but before Stephen could roar, he quickly said: "Man, I suddenly thought of a great idea. You will definitely like it, because there are many beautiful people there." Girl, are you willing to go?" Oh God! Pete was talking about pretty girls? I must have heard it correctly, right? As a man, especially a poor man among men, Stephen is inevitably confused. Even in his opinion, Pete, a fat guy like him, should only be able to masturbate for the rest of his life, and there is no way he would have the resources for pretty girls. But in the words of a Chinese friend, as the saying goes, don¡¯t be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of what if, what if Pete has a few? Where are the cousins, the cousins? So, he almost roared in response: "Damn it Pete, pretty girls have always been my favorite, you can never leave me alone! At worst, I will lend you my car for a week. Is this OK? "Hahahaha, is this called an unexpected gain? Pete almost laughed out loud, because he had been coveting Stephen's second-hand Jaguar sports car for a long time, but he had never been able to deceive the key from Stephen. Unexpectedly, this time he actually offered it. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Since you insist on fulfilling my wish, then at the worst I can do, I will contribute one more movie ticket to China Tang! So, Pete suppressed his pride and said calmly: "Okay, buddy, but you have to keep your word, otherwise, you have to be careful that I scratched your baby 'unintentionally'!" "Of course buddy," , you can rest assured that I, Stephen, have always been an honest gentleman!" Hearing his impatient answer, Peter quickly covered his mouth and snickered, then looked at the booking information on the computer page, and quickly Said: "ThisCome on man! Remember to pick me up in three hours. We will go to 13th Street (there is a large AMC movie theater here). You must dress handsomely! Otherwise, if the pretty girl doesn¡¯t like you, then there¡¯s nothing I can do! " "No problem at all, Mr. Jabat! Just take a look! " After Stephen finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry, but he didn't know that his bad friend immediately rushed to the computer and quickly started booking tickets! I don't know if Stephen will kill me by then. But he shouldn't be able to beat me! Pete scratched his head, looked at his fat body again, and smiled confidently, this time he was fooled!