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Text Chapter 465 Don¡¯t worry, junior, the senior will vent your anger for you

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    "Running for Governor" was written by the American literary giant Mark Twain. In terms of style, it is more of a satirical sketch than a short story.  The article uses the first person to fictionalize a story about how after he became a candidate for governor of New York State, he was smeared by his opponents in all kinds of unscrupulous ways. In the end, the opponent's killer trick of "nine sons recognized their father" completely destroyed the candidate "Mark Twain"  "Defeated, and finally had to withdraw from the race and admit to all the trumped-up crimes.  This sketch exposed the hypocrisy of American democracy in a humorous and absurd way. In particular, the hilarious plot of "nine sons recognizing their father" has become a classic plot in satirical sketches.  In 2003, Schwarzenegger ran for governor of California. He was accused by his opponent of having improper relationships with nine women and worshiping the war criminal Hitler. This article miraculously echoed this short article and also verified Mark Twain's profound understanding of American democracy.  Know.  Therefore, when Liu Jingting published this short article, some American citizens who knew it well were speechless. Other American netizens who were dissatisfied and wanted to continue the fight compared the article with the election campaign that was in full swing.  I have nothing to say.  Although the candidates of the two parties did not attack their opponents according to the methods in the article, the fact that they smeared each other was similar to the situation described in the story. In summary, they were "poor characters, sinister political beliefs, and inability to serve citizens (actually voters)".  well-being".  The article "Running for Governor" launched by Liu Jingting began to spread across the United States in the form of Internet dissemination. Later, an expert commentating on the New York election quoted this article when doing a program on a certain TV station and said regretfully, "This is a move."  "Smashing oneself in the foot with a stone", "The joke did not work, but became a joke", and finally admitted in frustration: "Mr. Liu of China was right, New York is about to become a circus. Destroy the other party to achieve your own success."  This approach is not the true American spirit. I hope the two candidates can realize this problem.¡± The video of this program was intercepted by Chinese online games and spread in the domestic online world.  Liu Jingting was even hailed as a "national hero" for a time, but problems also emerged.  Will Liu Jingting's public ridicule of the US election anger some radical Americans? Is there any problem with Liu Jingting's personal safety?  In fact, before everyone thought about this issue, Liu Jingting and Yang Lilu had already moved into the Chinese Embassy in the United States under the arrangement of Yang Guozheng.  If "Running for Governor" was written by an American writer, there would naturally be no problem. It is someone's self-reflection, but expressed by a foreigner.  It will inevitably cause discomfort to some impulsive patriots.  ¡°Not afraid of ten thousand, but afraid of the worst, Yang Guozheng is absolutely unwilling to bet on the personal safety of his daughter and son-in-law.  Therefore, Yang Lilu¡¯s study in the United States had to end early. On November 20, Yang and Liu secretly returned to China with a Chinese visiting delegation. ?¡­ ?Jianghai, Yingri Building.  The editors of "Jianglu" who have finished their vacation have already returned to their jobs, and Xu Qing and Kang Lingyue have also returned to Jianghai after their domestic tour.  For Kang Lingyue, there are two major gains from this trip. The first is, of course, seeing the customs and customs of other places in the country, and seeing with her own eyes the scenic spots and famous customs that appear in books; The second is getting to know a wonderful person  Donkey friends.  She had already posted many of the weird messages in the work group.  "A woman's greatest happiness and goal in life is to marry a good man. All other success and money are empty. You may make more money than me. But in this society, your level of recognition may not be as high as mine. You and I  We are together, and in the final analysis, you have earned it, but there is nothing you can do about it, because I happen to be satisfied with you!" This is the message that the weirdo sent to Kang Lingyue, and there are more than a dozen similar words.  "Why don't you block him and delete him? Why don't you delete this scumbag who feels so good about himself that he is sick? He just thinks you are obsessed with him." Su Jin said.  Kang Lingyue responded with a smile and said, "Just share jokes with everyone every day." Xu Qing: "This kind of people are not uncommon in society. Deep down, I always think that women can't live without men. As long as women are single,  They will definitely be lonely and cold day and night, and they are the angels sent by God to save these suffering female compatriots. " Chang You said: "Although I am a man, I was also deeply shocked by this guy.  "How thick-skinned do you have to be to say these things?" Wang Jianshan: "It's definitely an exception!" While the editors in the office were chatting happily, two young men, a man and a woman, dragged their luggage into the Yingri Building and were responsible for delivering it.  The driver of the young couple watched them enter the house and then drove away.  Su Jin, who went to the kitchen to serve everyone snacks, saw the two of them when passing by the living room and was pleasantly surprised.?: "Boss, Lulu, are you back?" The two smiled and nodded at her.  Su Jin hurriedly put down the snack tray and ran to the office to inform everyone. After a while, everyone appeared in the living room.  "We are back early!" Liu Jingting greeted everyone with a smile. Everyone except Xu Qing looked relieved.  "They are all worried about you two. It will be good if you come back." Xu Qing said, "By the way, Jingting, I have something to tell you later, um, but now you go to put your luggage first." Liu Jingting continued: "  We still have jet lag. "  Yang and Liu put away their luggage, washed briefly, and returned to the living room. Liu Jingting was about to ask Xu Qing if he had anything to say to him, but was interrupted halfway by Chang Youdao.  "Old Liu, now the Bagua Tower in Wanxiang is talking about Zhang Pingyuan and you. Everyone is saying" Chang Youdao hesitated for a moment, then continued: "Senior, you are said to be unkind." "Oh?" Liu Jingting was curious.  He looked at Chang Youdao and motioned for him to continue.  "You already know about Zhang Pingyuan's debate competition, right?" Liu Jingting shook his head and said, "I haven't been online for more than a month." Everyone: "Ah?!" Yang Lilu raised her hand and said, "I can testify, 10  After months, he has not been online. ""That means "Running for Governor" is not a response to the attacks on you on the Internet?" Liu Jingting shook his head.  Everyone looked in disbelief. It¡¯s hard to imagine that there are people in this world who can stay away from the Internet for a month.  "There is a line in "Running for Governor" about 'thought-provoking silence', which describes the line that poured dirty water on Mark Twain. Everyone thought it was your attempt to kill two birds with one stone by satirizing the criticism of you on the domestic Internet, so" Liu Jingting clicked  He nodded and said, "That's a coincidence. What exactly happened? Lao Chang, please tell me." So Chang Youdao recounted the seminar, the debate and Zhang Pingyuan's events. After Liu Jingting listened,  He frowned and asked, "Did the academy punish Zhang Pingyuan?" Kang Lingyue answered, "No, my dad said he did the right thing." Liu Jingting hummed and praised, "As expected of our principal.  ." The subtext of this sentence is "the style of protecting shortcomings remains the same."  "And even though everyone has been laughing at him for being so sentimental, and the senior doesn't appreciate it at all, he is still defending you." "You are a junior and a die-hard, so" "I understand." Liu Jingting smiled and nodded,  Then he took out his mobile phone and logged into the Bagua Building with his real name. After briefly browsing the relevant posts, he scrolled to the bottom and started posting with his real name: "Senior Zhang Pingyuan, don't worry, senior I will give you this bad breath!"  According to the rules of Bagualou, each IP can only register one ID, and you need to fill in the accurate real name and ID number when registering. As for the ID, it can be a netizen or a real name. Only students of Wanxiang Academy can have two at the same time.  Account, but the account registered with the student ID must be a real-name account. This real-name account can be retained for life unless you cancel it voluntarily.  Liu Jingting¡¯s posting account is a real-name account registered with his student ID card, and after the post is posted, the words ¡°xx-level student¡± will be written under the ID nameplate, so it is impossible to fake it.  After Liu Jingting¡¯s post was posted, there was an uproar in the Bagua Tower. Countless juniors and juniors who came here rushed over to ¡°touch Senior Liu Jingting up close.¡±  As the legendary senior student with the greatest reputation, the most glorious deeds, and the highest achievements in Wanxiang Academy, Liu Jingting has extraordinary significance in the minds of the students at Wanxiang Academy.  Because since they entered Wanxiang, they have been the real "alumni of Liu Jingting."  Ten minutes after Liu Jingting¡¯s post was posted, it was pinned to the top and highlighted by ¡°Eight Young Masters¡±. At the same moment, all Wanxiang students who have Bagua Lou accounts and are not completely offline will receive a ¡°beep¡± notification.  The Eighth Young Master broke the news again!  In fact, even Wanxiang students who have not logged into Bagua Lou have already seen Liu Jingting¡¯s post at this time, because after Liu Jingting posted in Bagua Lou, he immediately posted a post with the same content on the microblog.  The four words #ѧ¸ç²»ºÝ# quickly became a hot topic on the Internet. Netizens watched the show and praised Liu Jingting. They also began to use their creativity to write new jokes.  "I just saw a pair of junior students arguing by the pool, and when I heard the junior student yelling, 'Do you have to say this to deliberately anger me and make me anxious?', I didn't know it at the time"I stopped and shouted, "Senior, don't worry, senior, I'll vent your anger on your behalf," and then kicked the junior into the pool, protecting the junior in time. I'm such a good senior!  "  "Senior, don't rush to get fit" became popular because of this. Zhang Pingyuan, who had been suppressed for so long, could finally come out and take a breath. After careful consideration, he posted a response: "Like other readers, I will look forward to my seniors.  ¡¯s new book, I always believe that martial arts novels will truly reach their peak only on the day when the senior announces the end of the novel!  " Once the "National Junior Brother" appeared, it also attracted a lot of attention, but the content of his post once again brought the focus of the incident back to the original point: "Are martial arts novels really in decline? Can Senior Liu Jingting replace Zhang Ping?  Junior Brother Yuan is so angry? Others are also looking forward to it. (To be continued) r466
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