PS: The exam is finally over (feed the mud) ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª "Yes, because of my father's job transfer, I have to move to another place. It's a place called Mars That place was established by Galactus and attracted the remnants of Asgard and the colonists of Namek to form the United Kingdom. , secretly supported by Slaanesh, well, of course your father has never heard of it, because I made it up, hahahahahaha, you idiot, stupid woman" Xiao Zhengtai smiled maliciously, "I will disappoint you. Oh, Sena, I won¡¯t leave until I bully you enough. It¡¯s a pity that for a long time, you will continue to be shrouded in my shadow, hum hum, hum hum, hum hum. Humph" After finishing the call, Cheng-chan shook her forehead and smiled, her white teeth shining brightly: "How about it, Uncle Gintoki, deepen the impression through constant hints and words, and lay the foundation for the first move. FLAG, set the prerequisites for future strategies Does this deep-sea love realm open your eyes? "I think you are just spreading fear" Gintoki said expressionlessly. . Cheng-chan snorted and looked at Gintoki without saying a word, with a rather disdainful expression. Gintoki patted the table, "Why do you look like, 'This middle-aged uncle with low emotional intelligence who has never been in a relationship is really hopeless?' I'm going to spank you. Uncle Gintoki, I really know how to spank you!" " "Uncle Gintoki, who can only see the surface of things, is why you have always been single. " "I don't want to be laughed at by a five-year-old child! " "Because I am only five years old, I have the right to laugh at you. Cheng turned around and took out a thick book from his backpack. He raised his head like a proud little rooster and said, "Let me open your eyes, hum." " Xiaozhengtai quickly opened the combination lock and carefully took out a few pages from the book. "Marriage" is written in the upper left corner. "It is a completely formal marriage application form, and the husband's name column is neatly written. The three characters "Long Shencheng", and the name column of Tsumata's name are eye-opening. Some are childish and clumsy, or some are delicate and graceful. The handwriting obviously written by a little girl is carefully spread throughout the form, especially the occasional innocent words. , making people like Gintoki smile involuntarily. "Thisis this" the older young man murmured, "Yes, this is the childhood sweetheart's magic tool for playing house. Marriage application form below! Although it has no legal effect and will be denied as a shameful black history when you grow up, but" Cheng-chan touched his chin, his smile full of indescribable wisdom, "But! This memory full of childhood memories and inexplicable heartbeats will still remain deep in my heart, maintaining and improving my favorability all the time! At some point, it can also exist as a guide FLAG! This is an artifact! Artifact! " "I am really terrible. Ah, will I become a demon king who tries to destroy the world when I grow up? It¡¯s really nerve-wracking" Koshota touched his forehead and pretended to sigh. But Gintoki didn¡¯t hear Cheng-chan¡¯s boasting at this moment. He was completely attracted by novel things. "Wow, wow, this is the marriage application form. Ah, so amazingthis is the first time I've seen it" Gintoki looked at the white paper like a country bumpkin, and suddenly muttered, "I feel a little uncomfortable for no reasonWho is looking down on me? " He raised his head and glanced at Cheng-chan suspiciously. Shota kept the most standard smile, cute and sincere. "However, when most people talk about the marriage application forms when they were young, weren't they drawn with a paintbrush? Childish words and paintings are the most sincere childhood memories. A formal one like you" Gintoki turned around and said, "By the way, this doesn't look like a fake. Where did you get it so realistic? Application form? " Cheng-chan smiled confidently, then lowered his head. After thinking for a while, when he raised his head again, the quirky little shota had turned into a well-behaved, weak and lovable child. "Hey, aunt, you can give it to me. Do I need a few marriage application forms? Please, I have money here, although it is very small, but it is all accumulated little by little from pocket money and New Year's money" Xiao Zhengtai lowered his head and pinched a corner with his hand shyly, "Because because ¡because my father hasn¡¯t been home for a long time, and every time he comes back he just quarrels. My aunt said that my father and mother are divorced. Divorce means that we are no longer a family. I want to continue to be a family with my parents, and I don¡¯t want to be separated from my important family members. My aunt said that the marriage registration form is a magic contract that reconnects family members. If you fill in the names of father and mother again on the contract, then everyone can be together again.Alive, na na, aunt, is this really the case? If that's the case, could you please give me some marriage registration forms? If the money is not enough, I will definitely pay it back in the future okay? " The big watery eyes looked up from bottom to top, full of longing, expectation and pleading, which made people feel pity involuntarily and wanted to agree to all the requirements of the owner of the eyes. Gintoki maintained his petrified appearance, dumbfounded. " A born politician! "The basic situation is like this, but it usually makes the tear ducts of the civil servants in the bureau completely collapse, and they even take the initiative to send me home and participate in peace talks. Once the truth is discovered, it will be terrible After all, a lie requires more lies to cover it" Cheng-chan held her chin in her hands and thought thoughtfully, "How about just buying it with a large amount of money? Brother, how about taking this ten thousand yuan for tea and giving me some marriage registration forms? It's not a big deal. No one will care if you take a few. Where can you find such a good thing as easily earning 10,000 yuan? The work of civil servants is so hard and the salary is not much. It is natural for people to use legal means to make some extra money through their positions. Who would blame you for such a stupid thing? You are right hehehe" Andand He has become a big entrepreneur who is good at making political donations! "But speaking of which, why should I do such a laborious thing myself" Cheng muttered. Suddenly, he raised his eyebrows and said arrogantly, "Ichigo. , you kid, go to the service bureau and get me some marriage registration forms I don¡¯t care what method you use, just get them for me, you useless cheat! " You have become a gangster brother again! You are so skilled, you swindler! " Then again, where did you get it from" " Downloaded from the Internet, and then printed it out. Cheng-chan wrote lightly, and he glanced at Gintoki in confusion, "The marriage registration form can be downloaded from the Internet. Doesn't Uncle Gintoki even know about this?" Oh, that's it" Koshota looked as if he was stunned, looking at Gintoki with admiration. "So this kind of Gintoki doesn't understand this kind of thing at all because he never needs to fill out a marriage registration form in his life. "Uncle is so wise!" His expression really deserves a beating! Hit you! Hit you! ¡± ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª Ah, the new book hasn¡¯t been released yet. It¡¯s been super busy lately. I'm busy (yuanmu), but I've changed the draft several times, and this time it's almost done. The protagonist this time should be a bitch, and I'm trying to make him develop in a bitch-cute direction (nod).