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Chapter 0345 It¡¯s so big that it reaches the teeth, and there is strange juice coming out of the top.

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    ***************************************************  ***************************************************  ********** "No, I am" Manzi opened his mouth, then looked at Ezreal anxiously with a pained face, and said: "It's you I like, Lili  " With a "click", Tryndamere's feet were frozen in place by the cold ice. Lissandra looked at Tryndamere with a sinister face and said: "Tryndamere, I know everything you want to say, and I know what you are thinking about.  You also know that today I am going to let you know what will happen if you betray me and find another woman" "Wait, wait Lili, listen to my explanation" Tryndamere swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said: "  I" "What's the explanation?" At this moment, a crystal clear arrow flew from the side and pierced into the ice of Tryndamere's footsteps. As the arrow pierced, it wrapped around Tryndamere's legs.  The ice inside shattered with the sound.  "Hmph, Ashe." Lissandra sneered, looked at Ashe and said, "I thought it was a weak arrow shot at me, but it turned out to be you. More than a year has passed, and you are still so useless.  "Who would be willing to kill with this kind of arrow?" "Lissandra, no one can be killed by my arrow, except you." Ashe sneered, held the crystal longbow in her hand tightly, then raised it, and drew the bow.  , a crystal clear long arrow was placed on the body of the longbow, and the top of the long arrow was pointing at Lissandra's head.  "Hey Ashe, Ashe, calm down" Tryndamere quickly held Ashe's hand, then gently pressed down the long bow Ashe raised, and said: "Calm down, come on, let's go back first  . Go back first" Everyone present understood clearly that Tryndamere chose Ashe.  "Hmph." Ashe looked at Lissandra and snorted coldly, then turned around and left the bar, and took Tryndamere away hand in hand.  "" Lissandra looked at this scene coldly, then sighed, walked over to Elric, and said, "Do you think what I did was right?" 'Eh, is it me?  ¡¯ Elric pointed at his face in surprise, and then looked around.  At this time, a voice came from Elric's side: "You are right, master." "Master??!!" Elric looked at Charlotte in shock.  She was standing up slowly, pushed up her glasses, then knelt on one knee in front of Lissandra, and said, "Hello, master." "Hey." Lissandra sighed and said, "I  I have always felt that men and women should be of the same mind, but your experience makes me think that it would be nice to have a sister. I came back this time just to see what Tryndamere's decision would be if he chose 'I like you' under my threat.  But I also like Ashe, so I will accept Ashe, but" But Tryndamere actually said affectionately, Lili, I love you.  Then he decisively left with Ashe - this was quite a blow to Lissandra.  "Ezreal, bring me a glass of Flame Nine Heavens." Lissandra leaned on the back of her chair and raised her finger at Ezreal.  "As expected of Lissandra, you are probably the only one who dares to drink from the Nine Heavens of Flames." Ezreal shrugged.  Then he bent down and started mixing drinks.  "But then again." Elric thought for a moment and said, "I didn't expect you to be Charlotte's master. She didn't tell us anything." "You can't be called a master." Lissandra said.  Waving his hand, he said: "At that time, the sea dragon Leviathan was plundering ice and snow magic masters everywhere. When I was taken there, there were already seven legendary and three epic ice and snow magic masters.  "To teach your little lover." "II'll choke" The corner of Elric's mouth twitched, as if he was imagining Levite Ann wreaking havoc on all continents and countries, destroying all the ice and snow.  A situation where all the spell masters were kidnapped and used as teachers by Charlotte.  "As expected of Lady Levitian, you are so so powerful and domineering." Leer laughed, holding her stomach and hitting the table, and said: "Oh, my stomach is really capable of such a thing, Charlotte.  You're so unkind, you didn't say anything to us." "It's not necessary," Charlotte said softly, then gently hugged Elric's arm and said without changing her face.  "It's natural to become stronger." "Hey, don't run away first!" Leier yelled, then jumped behind Elric, hugged his neck and said, "Hey, there's still me."  "I'm my wife." Erza sat next to Elric as a matter of course, holding her hand.  As for Jinx and Stella, who have loli figures, they are sitting on Elric's lap.  "" Elric looked at the sky a little absent-mindedly,Then he said aloud: "Well, I want to make a suggestion, uh, it's none other than Lele, can you change places with Erza?" "Eh?" Lele and Erza were stunned, Erza  Said: "This positionis there anything particular about it?" "Noit's not about anything" Elric hesitated for a moment, and then said: "You think about it, I'm leaning back, so  The back of my head will definitely touch the chest of the person behind me, but Rael is really a little sad. I think it would be better for Erza to be used as a pillow" Following the exclamation of the girls, Rael gritted her teeth.  The fist hit Elric's face, causing Elric to scream and fall to the ground.  "Hey, how could you do this to a girl!" Ezreal raised his head when he heard the noise, and saw Elric being punched in the face by Rael and knocked into the ground, and he said distressedly:  "Girls are for sore teeth!" "Shut up, you tragic little yellow hair that no woman wants!" Rael said coldly while looking at Ezreal, and then looked at Elric with a sneer.  Clenching his fists, he said fiercely: "Okay, very good, very good. It seems that more than a year of separation has really made you forget one sentence, that is, if you don't die, you won't die, cherish life.  Stay away from committing suicide. " "Wait!" Elric stood up quickly and stopped Leer's next move righteously, saying, "Leel, you need to calm down, listen to me." Elric slowly said.  He pressed Lele and Erza onto the chairs, then turned his back to Erza, facing Lele and sitting on the chair between them, and said: "Lele, listen to me"  , Elric leaned back.  Just leaning on Erza's chest, he said: "Look, this is the enjoyment. Who would like to lean the back of their head on the steel plate (yet) Boom!" There was a muffled sound, Rael lowered his head, and half  Kneeling on the ground, Elric was knocked into the ground in a U-shape.  Rael slowly stood up, dispersed the flames on her fists, and said: "Death seeking! " "This is really" Lissandra pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Quite happy.  " "Your Nine Heavens of Flames!  "Ezreal put a glass of wine on the ground with a gloomy look on his face. Then he walked to the corner with a gloomy look on his face, squatted in the corner and leaned against the wall, muttering with a lost look on his face: "The tragic little yellow hair that no woman wants.  " It's a pity that everyone's eyes were attracted to the wine on the table - it was a glass of ruby-like wine. It was like a small flame burning inside. "This glass of wine  It has strong fire energy" Pachi blinked and said, "If it were used as a bomb, it would be comparable to the legendary level.  " "Damn it, a legendary fire bomb?  Elric jumped up from the ground. He looked at the glass of wine in surprise and said, "Is this thing drinkable?"  "    "certainly.  "Lissandra smiled and said, "As long as" As she spoke, Lissandra drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and then a breath of ice suddenly erupted around her body, making everyone step back.  "As long as this is the case, nothing will happen" Lissandra said softly, looking at Elric without changing her expression. It could be seen from the chairs around her that were almost covered with a layer of frost.  The ice power burst out in an instant and suppressed the flames. ¡°This is really a crazy way to drink.  Elric looked at Lissandra with his mouth twitching and said, "It's so crazy!"  " "It's nothing.  "Lissandra smiled and said: "This can only be regarded as an ordinary thing, after allwell" Lissandra tilted her head and said: "There are even thirty-third heavens in other places.  " "I'll be a good boy.  Elric slapped his forehead and said with difficulty: "This is seeking death!"  " "Okay, it's time for me to go back.  "Lissandra stood up and said, "Ize, please tell me that I am quitting the League of Legends.  " With that said, Lissandra stood up, walked out of the bar, and walked towards the northwest - that is Freljord, Lissandra's hometown. ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª  ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª Not long after Lissandra left, the door of the bar was pushed open by several people who poked their heads in. ¡°Huh, Lissandra is not here.  .  Galen wiped the cold sweat, and then muttered: "It scared me to death. I thought she would get mad again."  " "Has Lissandra ever made a fuss?  "Elric looked at the frightened Galen strangely and asked. "Of course, you don't know, a long time ago, Lissandra was so angry that she even let??Half of Valoran is frozen in ice.  "Galen smacked his tongue and sat on the chair and said. "Isn't it right? Lissandra was so defiant before?  "Lele leaned on the back of the chair and looked at Galen, and said in surprise. "Of course, Lissandra used to be an ice witch.  Galen shook his head and said, "It's just that she is too strong, so she has never been able to find anyone. Hey, a few years ago Tryndamere foolishly broke into the ice zone and met Lissandra. In the end, he was too stupid to be afraid of Lissandra."  Sandro's Tryndamere touched Lissandra's heart, but it's a pity" Galen shook his head and said, "What a pity, Tryndamere fell in love with Ashe at first sight.  " "Don't talk about this kind of topic anymore, there's nothing else to say.  Elric sighed and said, "Speaking of which, where is Jiawen?"  " "Jiawen, I'm staying with Caitlin.  Galen shrugged and said, "These two are in trouble."  " "What the hell?  "Ezreal, who was squatting in the corner, ran over with a crazy look on his face, grabbed Galen's collar and said, "What did you say?  You say it again?  ?  Piltover's Bai Fumei, that incredibly beautiful Caitlin, was lured away by that guy Jarvan?  " "Let go!  Galen broke away from Ezreal's hand and muttered: "A Picheng Bai Fumei and a German prince, why can't they be together?"  " "This" The corner of Ezreal's mouth twitched and he tilted his head. This. What do you mean? Judging from their status, Jarvan and Caitlin are really well matched. "But why does Caitlin fall in love with Jarvan?  Already?  Ezreal said with a look of astonishment, "Caitlin has high standards, right?"  ?  " "Are you going round the corner and scolding Jiaofen for being inferior?  Galen rolled his eyes and said, "Jiawen just has a funny personality, but he is actually quite a good person."  " "" Everyone wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads. This can't be said to be "a little bit funny", right? Besides, you, Galen, have absolutely no position or qualification to say that others are funny. "Hey, another one  There is a master.  "Ezreal sighed, and then said: "Galen, introduce your sister to me.  "    "roll.  Galen said coldly without looking back: "My sister is mine!"  !  " "Are you a girl control?  "Ezreal said with a broken face. "Don't add this kind of setting!  " "Tsk, I'm not a sister-in-law and I won't give it to you.  Galen rolled his eyes. Looking at the two people chatting happily, Elric and others looked at each other, shrugged, and sneakily left Ezreal's bar. So, five minutes  After that¡ª¡ª ¡°Son of a bitch!  !  Accommodation fee!  Drink money!  Food money!  You didn¡¯t give any of Lieyan Jiuchongtian¡¯s money!  !  !  "Ezreal's roar resounded throughout the War College ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª "Yo  , Ahri, monkey.  I am coming.  Elric walked over with a smile and said, "Huh, I've been exhausted these past few days."  " "Hey, hey, I know, I know.  You and Caitlin had a fight.  "The monkey looked at Elric with a smile, then looked around a little shyly, scratched the back of his hand, and said: "Um" "What's wrong?  "Elric looked at the monkey and asked. "You said you told me the story of the name Wukong" The monkey smiled and said, "I've wanted to know for a long time.  " "Okay, I said.  Elric smiled and said: "It's like this. A long time ago, there was a stone on the top of the mountain. It exploded with a click, and there was a monkey inside" Elric sat down slowly.  In Li's bun shop, he told the monkey the story of Journey to the West, while the others listened quietly. This story does not exist in this world.  Sun Wukong was named the Victorious Buddha!  "Even briefly telling the story took Elric nearly three or four hours. After finishing speaking, Elric ran to the water tank at the back to get some water. "  Sun Wukongis he so powerful?  "The monkey looked at his hand in confusion, then clenched his fist and said: "Golden Cudgel" "That's right!  Ah Li thought of something, took out a basket of steamed buns, handed them to Elric, and said, "Here~" "Ouch, you started making them so soon?"  Elric raised his eyebrows, pinched a bun and threw it into his mouth. He blew the hot air and said, "Huhu, um, um, uh, uh, it tastes good!"  " "Let me give it a try~" Leier also took a bun, carefully put it into her mouth, took a bite, and sighed?? said: "Huh, it's really delicious." "I want it too, I want it too" "And me" "Wait a minute, I want it too" After a while, a cage of steamed buns came out.  After being divided into pieces by each hand, without adding any strange magical plants, the buns finally tasted normal, and under Elric's recipe, they were almost delicious.  "It's delicious, but why no one comes?" Leer said a little puzzled.  "Idiot, you have to eat it to know whether it tastes good or not." Elric rolled his eyes and said, "And Ahri's buns were terrible before. How could others eat them? How would you know they taste good if you don't eat them?"  "That's right." Leier nodded and said, "Then think of a way. It would be a pity that such delicious buns cannot be sold." "Isn't this simple?" Elric rolled his eyes, and then  He took five steamed buns and put them in the bag, and said, "Wait for me for half an hour."  Half an hour later, Elric hummed a song, put the empty steamer on the table beside him, and said, "Hey  "It's done." "What did you do?" Leer looked at Elric curiously and said, "I just want to know what you have to do to sell Ahri's buns." "It's very simple.  No one comes to buy Ahri¡¯s steamed buns because the impression that Ahli¡¯s steamed buns are unpalatable is deeply rooted in people¡¯s minds. So people don¡¯t know that Ahli has a new steamed bun, and they won¡¯t come to buy it. They don¡¯t know that the taste is already very good, so I just go there.  "I just forced someone to eat one of Ahri's buns," Elric said with a smile, but the cold look in his eyes made everyone shiver.  "Hehehehe, just obey me~" Elric smiled evilly and stuffed something into the mouth of the girl in front of him.  "Woo, don'tit's so big, it won't workahit's so hotwowthere's strange juice coming out of the top" The girl looked at Elric with a cry] It's just a person  Just steamed buns!  !  What on earth are you thinking!  !  ***************************************************  ***************************************************  **********
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