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Chapter 0341 Various heroes

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    ***************************************************  ***************************************************  ********** ¡°Okay, Galen Zhao Xin, let me say a few words.¡± The golden-armored man frowned and said seriously: ¡°This little brother, please teach me how to soak skin.  Make the city white and rich, Caitlin, and I, Jarvan IV, will definitely repay you!" "Oh my God, there are three big pits in Germany!  ¡¯ Ezreal sighed inwardly.  Ezreal is definitely not criticizing the German heroes from the perspective of Piltover, because of a very simple reason - although these three people are not cheating when negotiating the war, in real life they are really  Too bad.  First of all, let¡¯s take Galen as an example. His biggest hobby in life is to squat in the grass and peek at the beautiful legs of girls passing by. Yes, this guy is an out-and-out leg lover.  Another example is Xin Zhao. His biggest hobby in life is to squat in the grass and peek at the anus of girls passing by. Yes, this guy is an out-and-out anal lover.  Finally, let¡¯s talk about Jiawen. This guy¡¯s biggest hobby in his life is to squat in the grass and peek at the temperament of girls passing by. Yes, this guy is an out-and-out temperament controller.  Please don¡¯t get me wrong, Jiawen¡¯s temperament control is not about those gentle and lovely girls, nor the ladies of the world, but Bai Fumei, the eldest lady, that is to say, the kind of noble and coolgoddess.  In short, the biggest hobby of these three people is to spy on beautiful women in the grass.  "Jarvan IV?" Elric was stunned. This name felt very much like the son of a certain royal family or a duke. The fourth generation gave people a feeling that it had been passed down for four generations.  "Yes, Jarvan is the prince of Demacia~" Galen stretched out his head from behind Jarvan.  He winked.  "The real prince, his father is the king, rich and handsome!" Xin Zhao poked his head out from the other side and winked at Elric.  "Hmm, Xin Zhao and Galen, I have followed my father in hundreds of battles and won countless victories, and then were promoted to heroes and became the source of courage in Demacia. However, these things cannot be made public. We have to keep a low profile.  Keep a low profile." Jiawen had an extremely beautiful expression on his face, and then he sat down on the stool in front of Elric, coughed lightly, and spoke calmly.  "The prince taught you a lesson." Galen and Xin Zhao bowed.  "" Elric glanced at these three people silently, and then thought to himself: "It is indeed one of the three major pitfalls. This play is too fake." At this time.  Jiawen looked at Elric's unmoved expression, turned around with some doubts, got together with Galen and Zhao Xin, and whispered something.  ¡®I said to Galen, why is this girl so unmoved?  ¡¯ Jiawen asked with a puzzled look on his face.  ¡°Don¡¯t you like macho men who like pretty boys like Ize? (Ezreal, who was washing the cup, twitched his mouth and crushed the cup.) This is wrong.  What do you think is better about that pretty boy (click, the second cup is sacrificed)?  ¡¯ Galen touched his chin strangely.  ¡®Could it be that you like little cuties with little stature like Timona?  ¡¯ Xin Zhao thought for a while.  He said, ¡®There are a lot of shotacons, right?  ¡¯ ¡®No, no, no, I can tell at a glance that that girl is at the unparalleled level of domineering. Galen, go and call Vayne, Shyvana, and Fiona!  ¡¯ Jiawen rolled his eyes and said.  ¡®Why did you call those three here? It¡¯s scary!  ¡¯ Galen was startled.  ¡®What are you afraid of when I¡¯m here?  ¡¯ Jiawen rolled his eyes and said, ¡®Don¡¯t worry, go quickly!  ¡¯ Galen nodded, and then roared: ¡°Fatal blow!!¡± He quickly ran outside and disappeared in the blink of an eye.  "" Elric, who heard the whole conversation, took a sip of water silently, then looked at Jinx who was sleeping on his lap, touched his chin, and thought: "This bar looks like someone coming here.  "A lot of bad luck!" At this time, the door of the bar was suddenly opened, and a bearded man opened the door and walked out with an angry look, "Damn Drizzt, huh!"  Hey, Graves, escaped again?" Ezreal asked while washing the cup and looking at the man.  "Stop talking, Ezreal, damn Drizzt, running so fast." Graves sat helplessly on the bar, and then said: "Have a glass of wine." "Here, your favorite cocktail.  "Ezreal handed over a goblet, and then said: "But speaking of why you are entangled with Drizzt, you never asked a question. " "Hey, it's all in the past.  "It's boring to talk about." Graves shook his head, obviously.?Want to dwell on this topic.  "Oh, this beautiful lady, you exude unique charm like the queen among playing cards~" At this time, a magnetic voice came in front of Erza. If those voices were allowed to control  The girls will probably scream when they hear it, because it is so magnetic.  With a "bang", Graves crushed the glass in his hand, then turned his head and stared at the man, saying: "Drizzt, you still have the nerve to appear in front of me" As he said,  Graves stood up with a gloomy look, gripped the gun beside him, and said coldly to Drizzt: "Go to hell!" With that, three bullets were fired towards Drizzt in a glyph pattern.  , Drizzt flicked his left hand, and three playing cards flew out of his hand, then collided with Graves' bullets and fell to the ground together.  Elric's eyes lit up. This was not because Drizzt's finger strength and wrist strength were strong enough to throw playing cards and bullets, but because Drizzt had covered the playing cards with magic power. This is a remote enhancement technology.  It can be considered a very good technology.  "Graves, don't forget, private fighting is prohibited in the War College." Drizzt gently pressed the hat on his head, then raised his head, looked at Graves with a chuckle, and said: "  Do you know?" "You" Graves gritted his teeth, and then said with a sneer: "You will never escape next time!" "You have said this no less than twenty times." Drizzt laughed.  He smiled and didn't care at all what Graves said.  "Excuse me. Have you seen my little bear?" At this time, a girlish voice sounded from in front of Elric. Elric was stunned and turned around. What he saw was a pink lolita, cute.  Small face, big innocent blinking eyes.  "Uh, it's in your hand." The corners of Elric's mouth twitched, and then he pointed to the little Loli's right hand.  "Eh?" The little Loli raised her right hand and looked at it, then showed a happy smile.  Said: "Yeah, I found it, thank you, big sister." "It's okay~" Elric waved his hand, then looked around and said strangely: "But, why are you here?" "Well, I am  Come to make soy sauce." Little Loli said honestly, and then stretched out her left hand, holding a few silver coins in it.  "That's right, but this is a bar. There is no soy sauce." Elric touched Little Loli's head, and then said: "You have to buy soy sauce at the soy sauce store!" "That's right!" Little Loli  Li nodded in realization, and then walked towards the door.  But at this time, an angry Graves was walking out.  Then the little loli bumped into his thigh.  "Oh~" the little loli exclaimed, and then fell backwards. As soon as he said it, Graves took a step forward.  He put his left hand around the little Loli's waist, and then said worriedly: "Little girl, are you okay?" "AnnAnnie has something wrong" The little Loli looked at Graves.  He said blankly, "Annie has fallen in love with you!" "" Elric covered his face with a collapsed expression. What kind of fuss is going on? It doesn't matter if there is only one Jinx, why are you here?  An Annie came up with this trick. Could it be that the girls in the War Academy, no, all the girls in Valoran like to play this trick!  !  Do you all like love at first sight?  !  "Huh? What nonsense are you talking about, little lolita?" Graves laughed, then let go of Annie's hand and said, "Little guy, go back to your parents." "AnnieAnnie  "The little loli pulled Graves's pants and said, "Anne has no parents, Annie has no family, Annie only has a little bear" After saying that, the little loli raised the bear on her right hand, and then said to Graves.  : "Annie is going to make soy sauce, can you help Anne?" "Hey, okay." Graves seemed to have thought of something, sighed, and then took Anne's hand and walked out of the tavern.  "Whatiswhat's going on?" Elric's mouth twitched as he watched everyone in the store collapse together with tears streaming down their faces.  "Ah, little Anne would actually like a bearded man like Graves" Ezreal hammered the bar counter in pain.  "Graves, you are actually playing with your child. I misjudged you when I was a girl. It's so disgusting and envious" Drizzt lay on the table and hammered the table sadly.  "Oh oh oh loli, loli, ah, big beard" Jiawen lay on the ground in a fit of rage, and then hammered the ground in pain.  "It seems like a big blow" Elric said silently.Sipping tea, he looked at the unmoved Xin Zhao and asked, "How come you weren't hit?" "Loli is too small. I like people with big butts." Xin Zhao smiled implicitly, and then gently  He picked up a chrysanthemum and smelled it.  "" Elric trembled, and then rubbed his shoulders vigorously, Mamma Mia has a pervert!  "Jarwen Jarvan!" At this time, Galen shouted and pushed open the door of the bar and said: "Vayne, Shyvana and Fiona are here!" "Why did you call us here?" At this time  , a tall woman walked through the door.  A man with short red hair, wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket and an iron fencing suit, walked over in a heroic manner.  "Hey, we're here!" This time, a tall, tall and wild girl came in, holding a pair of swords in her hands.  "Prince, do you have any orders?" This time, a girl wearing tight clothes and leather armor came in. She carried a huge crossbow on her back, a crossbow in her hand, and her long black hair was braided on her back.  into braids.  "Fiona, Shyvana, Vayne, let me introduce someone to you. This is my master!" Jiawen said.  Pointing at Elric, he said: "She taught me how to pick up girls!" "" Elric glanced at Jiawen silently, then the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he shook his head helplessly at the three girls.  .  The three girls also knew very well what kind of scammer Jiawen was, so they just walked up to Elric and asked: "Hello, I am Vayne." This was said by the girl with black braids.  "I am Shyvana." "This is what the wild beauty said. "I am Fiona.  "This is what the red-haired woman said. "Uh, hello, I'm Elric.  Elric said, then pointed to his knees with a wry smile and said, "This."  For some reason, I couldn't get up.  " At this time, Vayne and others also saw Jinx on Elric's lap. They looked at each other and said, "Hey, is this Jinx?  " "Youhow do you know everything?  Elric looked at Vayne in confusion and said, "I remember, I didn't say anything, right?"  " "Ahaha, this is it.  In fact, there is a reason" Shyvana smiled, and then said: "Generally speaking, negotiating a war requires predetermining the battlefield, so the battle between someone and someone will be written on the notice board, and then the reason  Also write.  I'm afraid everyone knows now that you faced Caitlin and the others because you protected Jinx.  " "Is this still possible if I go?  "Elric covered his face in stunned silence. This is too terrible, Zhan Zhan College, but "What kind of cover-up is that?  !  Elric smiled bitterly and said, "Although it sounds like Jinx is making a fuss."  But no one was killed, and there were even very few reports of injuries, right?  " "That's true.  Fiona nodded and said, "There have been no reports of casualties."  And it was only some empty abandoned houses that were destroyed. At most, the residents were frightened. Ha, compared to other criminals, they were really the least harmful.  " "However, she still challenged Piltover's dignity, right?  Vayne sat on the chair and said: "After all, Piltover is a city famous for its extremely low crime rate, and by doing this, she is undoubtedly provoking Piltover's dignity head-on. No wonder Wei and Caitlin will  So unhappy.  " "I heard that Caitlin's side is paired with a balanced trio?  It was really scary for those three people to get angry.  Fiona smiled, then looked at Elric and said, "How about it, do you need our help?"  "No need, Jinx will be our team member from now on. If our team can't solve this problem by itself, then what's the point?"  "Elric chuckled and declined Fiona's proposal, and then said: "This time, we must solve it ourselves.  " "Good ambition!  Fiona nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, you have to defend your glory by yourself. Use your absolute strength to defeat everyone who stands in front of you!"  " "Why are you so excited for no reason!  !  "Elric was completely shocked. This is not good. He suddenly became excited!! "Uh, because Fiona, well, there was a time when Glory was insulted" Vayne hesitated.  After a moment, he said, "So she is very concerned about things like glory.  " "Is that so" Elric nodded in realization and said, "That's right. It seems that Fiona is a person who values ??her own glory very much."  " "Glory is the trace of accompanying someone, and it must never be insulted!  "Fiona"??said seriously.  ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª ¡®I said, why did they start chatting?  ¡¯ Jiawen looked at Xin Zhao and Galen helplessly. Didn¡¯t they agree to become apprentices and learn how to pick up girls? Why did they start chatting?  ¡®I don¡¯t know about this either.  ¡¯ Galen scratched his head in distress and said: ¡®Obviously we just met¡¯ ¡®What do you know?  "Xin Zhao said with a surprised look on his face: "This is the master showing off his skills in picking up girls. You see, she has already established a good rapport with the three girls in just a few minutes. With the foundation of the goodwill, she can start picking up girls in the future.  It¡¯s much more convenient!  '    'I see!  ¡¯ Galen nodded in sudden realization, and then said solemnly: ¡°As expected of the master, it¡¯s really amazing¡± ¡°Yes, yes!¡±  ¡¯ Jiawen nodded.  But these three people didn¡¯t know that their words had completely reached the ears of several people present. They all looked at Jiawen and others with dark expressions on their faces. They were seeking death!  "Ahem, what about that, I think" Elric coughed a few times, and then said: "Our team also needs to get used to it. After all, we haven't played this negotiation war thing a few times!" "  Then I won't bother you." Vayne nodded, and then said: "Let's go first!" "Come on, defend the glory!" Fiona waved to Elric, and said with a passionate look.  Her previous image of a cold beauty was completely different.  "I will cheer for you~" Shyvana waved her hand and walked towards the door.  "It's closed. It's closed." Ezreal watched the girls leave, then looked at the other men, and said angrily, "Hurry up and leave." *************  ***************************************************  *************************************************
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