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Chapter 0316 How to punish people who sleep in late

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    ***************************************************  ***************************************************  ********** "Mr. Murasaki, don't play word games, it's fifty silver coins, not five silver coins." Elric turned his head with a smile, looked at Yakumo Murasaki, shook his head and added.  Yakumo Purple is under a lot of pressure, very much. She now really wants to analyze whether there is any problem near Hakurei Shrine. This problem is very likely to be a curse.  And this curse is mainly a terrifying curse that uses changing people's minds as its main method - why do you say that, because once you are cursed, you will become as greedy for money as the Hakurei witch!  !  "This must be a curse, you are cursed!" Yakumo Murasaki said with certainty, but what she didn't know was that the only person in Gensokyo who was cursed was her!  Yes, Yakumo Murasaki, the monster sage, has the most terrifying curse in the history of Gensokyo on her body. This curse is so terrifying that even Eirin cannot cure it.  The name of this curse is The curse of the idle monster who will become unruly once he doesn't work!  All in all, Yakumo Murasaki stayed at Hakurei Shrine for the time being. In the evening, after the resentful grandmother returned to Hakurei Shrine, she was just about to have an earth-shattering fight when Yakumo Murasaki gave her a silver coin.  Soothed.  "Where is moral integrity?" At that moment, everyone present once again thought of this word that had appeared dozens of times in their hearts. Where is moral integrity?  ———————————————————————————————————— The roof of Hakurei Shrine, late at night.  "Huh, it's quite cool." Elric jumped on the roof and sat next to Elric, feeling the night breeze blowing through the roof.  Said with a smile.  "I didn't ask you to come to the roof to hear you talk about this kind of thing!" Elric rolled her eyes, propped up her chin and said, "We can almost go back, right?" "Ah um!" Elric said  Rico opened his mouth, then nodded and said, "Yes, we can go back." Now, neither Elric nor Elric has any injuries on their bodies, they are fully recovered and in perfect condition  .  If we insist on saying that there is any imperfection, it is probably that the core of the evil between the two people in this world is not the previous second stage.  Not only that, after Elric is decomposed from Elric's body, Elric no longer has to remain in the state of a girl. He can safely transform into a boy and interact with other people to continue his journey.  Got it!  So, these two people can completely return to their original continent and do what they should do.  "In a few days, I heard it's Reimu's birthday soon. Let's go after celebrating her birthday." Elric took a deep breath, then looked at Elric and asked: "  Are you going to return to the Dark Academy and continue that identity? "Ha. Isn't that right?" Elric smiled and said, "Bai Ya is waiting for me to go back!"  "Tsk tsk, yes, yes." Elric nodded helplessly, then stood up.  He patted his pants and said, "Go to bed first. What is supposed to come will come sooner or later." "Ah. Good night, my half?" Elrico tilted her head, and then she laughed.  Said: "What is this? What kind of half body? Tsk, how aboutbrother Elric?" "Pfft!" Elric, who was about to go down, suddenly spurted out, then looked at Elric in horror and said  "What are you doing!" "No, no, no what's that" Elrico scratched his head and said, "I think we must have an identity, right? So I  Is it a sister? " "Why are you a sister? Hey, even if the author is a girl lover and has written a book about girls, why should he suddenly add a sister setting when he has nearly a million words?  "Elric was immediately confused. He held his head and said, "Don't be like this, I'm not a girl" "Idiot!" Elric kicked Elric down.  He said angrily: "What are you thinking about, idiot! This is just a setting, a setting! Because my soul fluctuations and my bloodline are all extended from you, I am considered your sister,  It's just that the relationship between you and me is not that of brother and sister, so it's just an illusion, an illusion given to the outside world. Do you understand? " "Yes, yes, I understand." Elric got up from the ground.  , rubbing his neck helplessly, then waved towards Elric and said: ?"Then, I'm going to bed first, bye, sister, sister~" "Gu!  "The corner of Elrico's mouth twitched sharply, then she shuddered, her face wrinkled with disgust and said: "It's so disgustinghiss" ——————————————  ———————————————————— Hakurei Shrine, morning When Elric and Elric were the first to get up and prepare the meal, Elric.  Responsible for drying the clothes, Elric came over to wake up the sleeping Rumia, Reimu, Ama and Yakumo Murasaki. Because they have been living with Elric for this period of time, Reimu woke up.  Ama and Rumia climbed up decisively, but First of all, the head of the Yakumo House is Yakumo Murasaki, and secondly, the nanny of the Yakumo House, Yakumo Blue, is Yakumo Purple's shikigami.  Secondly, Shikigami cannot resist his master. Therefore, in Yakumo's house, Yakumo Purple's sleeping in has become a fixed waking up - because as long as she wants to sleep in, Yakumo Blue can't wake her up at all.  She. But, in Hakurei Shrine, no one is her shikigami, which means "Get up, Yakumo Purple," Elric pushed Yakumo Purple's bed, but Yakumo Purple.  She said that I always sleep until noon, what time is it now? How could I get up? So, Yakumo Zi silently put the quilt over her head and shrank down.  After curling up into a ball, Elric looked at the super-large ball-shaped quilt in front of him expressionlessly, with "#"-shaped veins visible to the naked eye.  "Hehehe I have already made breakfast, cleaned the shrine and washed and dried clothes. All you need is to get up, wash up and have breakfast. You can't do this This is asking for death.  !  "As he said that, a cold light flashed in Elric's eyes, and he slowly walked out of the room. "Come, let's eat.  "Elric smiled and began to serve rice for others. Then everyone had a bowl of soup in front of them, and then a plate. On it, Elric divided the dishes he cooked in the morning according to his personal habits. "It's just that  , there was a dish on the plate next to him, which Elric silently shared equally among everyone present, and then said with a sneer: "Everyone, eat.  " "Guddong", Grandma and Lumia, who already knew what methods Elric would use, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then looked at the bowl of rice that Elric specially put aside with fear, silently in their hearts.  The ground said: "Yakumo Purple.  We express our condolences. We will place a few small yellow flowers on your grave on the anniversary of your death.  " Everyone ate breakfast very quickly. After finishing eating, Reimu, Rumia and Elric went to the backyard to play, while Ama went out to patrol, and Elric started washing the dishes and tidying up the table.  After Elric finished everything, it was only around eight o'clock in the morning, so she walked decisively towards the backyard, and then "Let me go, what are you doing?  "In Elric's eyes. A tragic thing is happening in the backyard - Rumia is looking at Elric's legs with a gray face. And Reimu is riding on Rumia's back.  , playing a horse riding game - no, this is not the point, there are several logs tied to Lumia's waist, and behind the logs is a cart!  Playingthe horse pulling the carriage! So, who is sitting on the carriage? The answer is simple "I said, Elrico, what are you doing!  !  !  "Elric flew up and kicked Elric away, and then said with a collapsed face: "I said, what happened to Rumia to make such a tragic thing happen to you?  " "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Big Al, you are such an angel" Rumia got into Elric's arms with tears streaming down her face, and said with a choked voice, "Little Al is really a devil, she, she induces spirits.  The dream performed cruel and inhumane actions on me Wuwu" Elric immediately understood that Elric's true form is the evil in this world, that is, an out-and-out little devil who kills people without repaying their lives.  People. And Reimu is just a simple little kid now. As for Rumia I guess it’s better to forget about her IQ. You know, if Elric doesn’t appear, Rumia will be there many years later.  After ascending to the throne of the three idiot kings in Gensokyo, are you still counting on her intelligence, bastard! So, under Elrico’s smiling plan, Rumia became like this extremely miserable."I said you are a big monster after all. Where is your dignity? Where is your temperament? Are you trying to be cute by acting like an idiot! Cheer up!" Elric continued to complain, but Lu  Mia just sobbed and said: "Huh? Stupid, are you talking about me?" "" Elric was silent for a moment, then covered his face and painfully walked to Ellie who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead.  In front of Ke, he squatted down and said, "I said I know you're not dead. Get up." After a while, Elrico, who was lying on the ground, rustled up a sign in front of him.  There are a few words written on it: "I am dead. I have something to burn incense. If there is an emergency, please make a tribute."  Elric knocked Elric's head angrily and said, "Okay, can you make red bean cake this afternoon?" Because he gave part of his origin to Elric, Elric still has part of it.  Memories are lost—like the cooking part.  Fortunately, Elric's cooking skills were not exposed in the Dark Academy at that time, just some home-cooked dishes, and Elric still remembered these home-cooked dishes, but some of the more special things Elric  Can not remember.  For example, some very exquisite small cakes.  "Ahem, just say what you have to say." Almost in an instant, Elrico was sitting on the ground.  He looked at Elric seriously and fired an electric shock.  "I said, look at what Rumia is doing right now. Do you still have the nerve to bully her?" Elric rolled his eyes angrily, then reached out and pinched Elric's face.  He slapped his mouth and said: "It feels good." "Hundan, touch your own!" Elric slapped Elric's hand away angrily, and then said: "Oh, it's just for fun, and  Considering Rumia's physical condition, that's not heavy at all~" "It's not a question of whether it's heavy or not, you're making people look like a donkey!" Elric said angrily: "This is a matter of destroying your dignity.  Do you know?" "" Elric was stunned.  Then he showed a horrified expression and said: "But Bai Ya is obviously very happy!" "Pfft!" Elric almost spat out a mouthful of water. She could already vaguely guess that when Elric came out for air occasionally, she would  What kind of game are you playing with Bai Ya? It’s so so so sexy!  "Don't confuse M with ordinary people!!" Elric took out Rumia's paper fan and gave it to Elric hard, and then said: "You can have sex with your wife, you can do whatever you want  Do you just have sex when you go out on the street?" So, Elric spent half an hour explaining to Elric the knowledge of "how to get along with normal people", and then said helplessly: "Understand?" "Uh  Elrico nodded weakly, and then said with a twitching mouth: "Actually, I know. I was just being cute, but you actually talked for so long. Ahem, I was so happy when you said it.  I don’t have the heart to interrupt you.” “You interrupt me!” Elric was about to cry. Elric’s nature was that of a devil who was afraid of chaos in the world.  If Elric is chaotic good, then Elric is chaotic evil, unless it is someone whom Elric values.  Otherwise, Elrico would definitely be able to kill without restraint - anyway, the source of Elrico's power is people's fear.  "Soah, please save me some trouble!" Elric held his forehead a little feebly. Chaos and evil were too scary.  Anyone is a devil!  "Yes, I know." Elrico waved her hand and said: "Don't worry, I won't kill people unscrupulously. At least I know it will bring trouble to Bai Ya, at least within a few hundred years.  I will just be a lawful and kind person, okay?" "Well, thank you very much." Elric sighed, then stood up and said, "What are you doing here?  Why did you bully Rumia? " "Actually, Rumia always felt that you almost died because of her Well, it's just a knot in my heart. If I bully her deliberately, she will feel better. " Airlie.  Ke shrugged helplessly.  "Is that so?" Elric nodded clearly, then rolled his eyes and said, "I'll go find Marisa, you guys play first!" After saying that, Elric ran towards Xianglin Hall.  , leaving behind three people who were looking at each other in silence.  ———————————————————————————————————— Hakurei Shrine, noon.  "Ahhhhhh!!!" Suddenly, a miserable scream came from the house,A glimmer of success flashed in the corners of Erlic and Elric's eyes, and then they rushed towards the room with lightning speed.  Opening the door, Yakumo Murasaki was covering her mouth with tears in her eyes, and in front of her were rice grains scattered on the floor.  "Master Yakumo Murasaki, how can you eat casually?" Elric sighed helplessly, then took out a rag and started cleaning, and said: "You know, in order to prevent mice and other things, we will all specially  Prepare a bowl of rice and place it in a ventilated place. "And, in order to punish those mice, we specially mixed the chili oil on the ground with these rice!" Elrico also added with a smile.  It was just what they said that made Yakumo Purple stare at the two of them with tears in her eyes, and then pointed at her mouth desperately, as if she wanted to express something.  "Don't worry, Master Yakumo Murasaki." Elric said with a smile: "I mixed seventeen kinds of chili peppers to make this chili oil. Because the taste is so terrible, my mouth trembled the moment I ate it.  You will lose consciousness after the pain. This is for the body to protect itself, so it is a normal reaction that you can't speak now. " "But doesn't Master Yakumo know?" Elric came over and tilted her head.  If you don’t eat the food at Hakurei Shrine after seven o’clock in the morning, all the leftovers will be dripped with this chili oil!”  How could I know the voice? You didn’t tell me!  So scary, Hakurei Shrine is so scary!  ??Lan, I won’t sleep in anymore, woohoo!  ***************************************************  ***************************************************  **********
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